CHICAGO: If Hepatitis C Were Attacking Your Face Instead of Your Liver You'd Be Doing Something About It

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FUCK A BUNCH OF GIVING THANKS. WE WANT MORE BOOBS.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

to explain: we ate, drank, and watched Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. We got our boobs on.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

damn, that'll teach me.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cosmicoutfitters.com/images/boobswh.gif

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you know that if you forget the address of the fake ILX you can just Google it? Keywords: ILX SANDBOX.

jessjeejsseess, Friday, 24 November 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

or you can search your gmail.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

This is not cutting it for me.

jj, Friday, 24 November 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm functioning (if that's what you want to call it) on only one working nostril. the right one has apparently been filled with concrete.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

sleep on your other side tonight.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, when i woke up the right was the working side. but not anymore.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Sudafed, but not the PE shit.

jjjjjjj, Friday, 24 November 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

sleep on your other side tonight.

the real problem is that he slept on his side to begin with--it's unnatural.

jjjjjj, Friday, 24 November 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

but the only way to make it work when i'm sleeping on my couch. and yes, i took sudafed last night and it worked great but i forgot to take it with me. i left it on the bookcase next to my door along with my phone.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I have so much shit to do today. I think I'm ready now. I have showered, shaved, loofahed, trimmed my unruliest body hair, lotioned, taken out the trash, sorted my laundry, swept, put away my shoes, and opened the windows to air everything out.

Who wants to touch me?

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

sure thing

Sir Gregory of St.Kitts (g-kit), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Listening to: Anita Baker. What a set of pipes.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Alright, I'm gay. Fine. Is that what you want to hear?

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

LONGEST MORNING EVER.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

CHOCOLATE FOR BREAKFAST OH YEAH.

JuliaA (JuliaA), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't actually metabolize chocolate very well so i'll be all SKIDDLY BOPPITY DO WAH BAH LALALA WOW a la amanda because it makes me mad jittery.

oh, but fine chocolate is worth it. LOVE.

JuliaA (JuliaA), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

hah!

As if hanging around Julia didn't already have enough advantages, now there's apparently a constant supply of chocolate.

My life is too good. Something bad is going to happen soon.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

kenan has become the bizarro me.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

That means something good is going to happen soon!

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

but otto, don't you have a crazy weekend of drinking and debauchery to look forward to? or was that last night, hence the long morning?

yeah, yest morn was great. my roommate's nongirlfriend came out of the bedroom and asked if we wanted a truffle or something, then brought out a PILE of little trays of gourmet chocolates. oh the ganache. i like having a chocolate chef around.

xp let's just try for good all around.

JuliaA (JuliaA), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Good morning, sunshines. I just ate two of Sarah's cookies for breakfast. MmmmMMM!

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i have opted out of debauchery. i don't think my brain/body/soul can take much more of this.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I ate all of that macaroni before bed last night. It was sooo good.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at Lance Rock

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

My paw is almost all better today! I credit the consistent application of ice and my amazing self-healing powers and adamantium skeleton.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

yesterday i went to the jewel on ashland/milwaukee/paulina along with roughly 900,000 other chicagoans. i brought my handy shopping list provided by handymanda with the intent of making chili. i crossed off what i had at home, got the remaining ingredients and some other things i needed. they were all out of loose red potatoes, they only had the pre-packaged 5 lb. bags and as i was walking and already had a ton of stuff i decided not to have garlic mashed 'taters for thanksgiving. when i got home i got my pot ready for the chili, i opened the cans of beans and diced tomatoes, i got a skillet ready with some oil for the onion and celery (and garlic). it was at about this time i realized i never got around to buying any ground beef. so, dejectedly, i put everying into ziplock containers and will give it another go tonight. i had grilled cheese and ruffles and onion dip while watching football. all in all not a bad day.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Does it hurt when your claws come out?

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

what did you do jenny?

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Jenny made stuffed squashes and they were awesome.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Jenny grabbed the glass lid of a casserole dish with her bare hand, intending to clear counter space and do some dishes, not realizing that said glass lid had just spent 30 minutes in a 400 degree oven.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going to put that squash recipe on the blog. I'll put the mac and cheese recipe up, too, if anyone wants it although it's not of my own devising.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

in the past, when i have been unable to find pot holder i have been known to take a chance and bet that my pain threshold is greater than the time it will take for me to take something out of the oven and put it on a counter. i'd say i'm right close to 40% of the time.

xpost- mac me up!

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want the recipe. I just want you to make more of it and give it to me.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, hey, i didn't realize that was an option. i'll take that instead too please.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Check this out:

Average Money Spent on Private Car Ownership (Bureau of Labor Statistics, Consumer Expenditure Survey 2003-04)

Vehicle Purchases $3,618
Gas and Motor Oil $1,449
Other $2,445
TOTAL $7,512

Typical Transportaton Costs (per year) for an I-GO Member:
Car Sharing: $1,080
Transit $ 900
Rental Car $ 300
Taxis $ 240
TOTAL: $2,520

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

pain in the assness because every one of the four cars within a 1 mile walk of my place being booked almost 24 hours a day for 5 days in advance? priceless.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

that mac and cheese recipe makes me salivate.

JuliaA (JuliaA), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah me too. i would do something rash for some mac 'n' cheese right now. oh, wednesday night i woke up in a panic because the CO2 detector was going off in my apartment. turns out it was because the batteries were dying but for a brief 2 minute span when i wasn't quite awake and unable to process what was going on i was in a disoriented state of panic.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, stuffed squash recipe is up, too. I realize that I have no idea of the actual measurements for most stuff.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Friday, 24 November 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Jenny, you made an awesome meal.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I only made two components. You are forgetting Nick's asparagus and cheese biscuits, Sarah's sweet potato casserole and cookies, Jesse's green bean casserole, Courtney's sour cream pie (I think you missed the sour cream pie course) and razzleberry pie, and beer.

Stuffed squash and mac and cheese alone would have been kind of sad.

Damn, we had an awesome dinner, didn't we?

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Friday, 24 November 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

You're right, of course. I also LUUUUV asparagus.

Stuffed squash and mac and cheese alone would have been kind of sad.

This is not right.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Cookies! Oh, those were some good cookies.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Did we ever get a definitive answer on wtf a razzleberry is?

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds like the testicles from the drummer to hanoi rocks to me.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I want Nick's asparagus recipe. I like it baked on a cookie sheet, drenched in balsamic vinegar and salt. But Nick was on some other shit, and the shit was good.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 24 November 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link


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