I was stuck at a terrible gospel concert supporting one of my wife's outreach gigs and completely missed this game ;_;
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link
it was the same as your gospel thing but with more jesus
― horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
feel like the afc is kinda wide open for the pats right now
― v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
that said they've obv sucked in the playoffs for a few years now
it's really too bad about matt schaub, i think the texans would be the most complete team in the afc if he was healthy
for pats to get to superbowl, somebody else gotta beat bmore
― horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
and yeah, feel for texans fo sho
well considering who the ravens have lost to, i don't think that's out of the question
― v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
eh theres no one that great in the afc this year so we will see
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
Jesus was too busy letting 80-year-old black women shout at him to bless Tebow yesterday
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
hell, the Texans might be the most complete team in the AFC even without Schaub
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Monday, 19 December 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
honestly if the hot tub time machine hadn't gotten hurt i would feel like the texans could make the super bowl
― v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
but it ain't happening w/ tj yates
Lol at the media falling over themselves to say the loss wasn't all Tebow's fault. They didn't mind giving him the majority of the credit for things his team did when they were winning, but when they lose its a "team loss"
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
whose fault was the 28-yard sack
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
obv i dont intend to talk up the pats defense because it blows but they went back to the 3-4 and changed their spacing after the first quarter and i think the broncos had 175 total yards in quarters 2-4. it was a good adjustment and there were some good individual performances.
― cad, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
kinda glad a i watched the game in a poolhall w/the christmas soul satellite radio station playing instead of the tv audio tbh
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
it's 100% tebow's fault that brady prayed harder than him
― iatee, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
also i had the revelation in this game that a lot of denvers success on offense is based on broken pass plays where tebow extends the play and improvises. his in-game instincts are pretty excellent.
― cad, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
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best part of this was when he was only back like 15 yards he spun to his right considered throwing and then remembered he was incapable of throwing when spinning to his right and decided to lose another ten yards
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
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yeah... i mean nantz was insufferable even by his standards
― v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
christmas soul was fully driving me insane by the 2nd half it should be mentioned
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link
how many times did you hear H-Town's "Knockin' Boots For Christmas"
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
zero, i was robbed
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link
prob worth mentioning that despite anderson looking pretty good subbing in, andre carter likely out for the season makes the ne defense even more exciting
― horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2011/12/xlarge_8d7e8fa1fe77c6936bbea2149a5bd4a1.jpg
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
"Not only did I beat u but Ive had sex be4"
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
:)
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
yeah outside of the whole "how do these miracles keep happening" angle I think there is a good argument to be made that Tebow is much better all-around now than he was 6 weeks ago. as bad of a passer as he is I think Denver's wideouts probably make him look worse than he actually is
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Monday, 19 December 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
o come on
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
they are awful; its true
― cad, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
i mean its pretty hard to say if he's actually better--to me it seems he continues to do a few things pretty well. he generally makes good reads on the option, he's an amazing runner, and he can hit dudes downfield when coverage breaks down.
― cad, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
tebow had no control those first few games. no one could've caught his wayward passes. but i gotta say he does seem to be coming along pretty quickly
― horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
theres srsly nothing a receiver can do to make a wobbly ass pass that misses by ten yards any worse
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
can't believe ilx is falling for it
― iatee, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
i mean why are we even talking abt this, hes the worst starting qb in the nfl by a wide margin and were all well he seems to be getting a lil better
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link
you can probably only see it if you are a true believer, but on the left side of this picture of tebow, you can just make out jesus, dressed in white.
― horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
*prays*
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
you guys:
Shockey: Texans disrespected America during national anthem
“I was pretty upset when they weren’t showing respect to America during the national anthem,” Shockey said, via the Houston Chronicle. “There were about 10 players who didn’t put their arms across their chest. This is America. They should at least give respect to America. I haven’t seen it anywhere else in the NFL, but I don’t know how you forget to do something like that.”
: D : D : D : D : D : D : D : D : D
― v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link
well they play for the independent republic of texas duh
― cad, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
wait
not "hand on heart" but "arm across chest"?????
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
are now a part of the Rhythm Nation
http://www.slate.com/slideshows/sports/the-nfls-widest-necks.html
― Mr Jimmy Mod, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
by some measures he is but he does a lot more for the team than many QBs do and I'd argue that there have definitely been a few worse QBs that have started the past couple of weeks. QB's like Cam, Vick, Young etc. have never really had to complete a high % to be successful (granted, they need to do more than what Tebow is doing now)
i mean we talk about him because he's the biggest story in football right now, if you don't like it you don't have to discuss it
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Monday, 19 December 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
dude we've moved on to lolling at Shockey and absurd Slate slideshows, Tebow is so 28 yards ago
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
i dont mean dont talk abt tebow dont talk abt is he good he is not good only talk lolz
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link
either lol or get lold @
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
have we discussed how sweet that Panthers trick play was
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Monday, 19 December 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
BOLTZ
― polyphonic, Monday, 19 December 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link
Tim Tebow might not defeat Aaron Rodgers this year but Kyle Orton did.
― polyphonic, Monday, 19 December 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link