ban joe flacco
― v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link
this is sanchizesque
Chargers vs Giants for the Super Bowl of inconsistent teams! Unless the Ravens or Jets have something to say, I guess.
Huh, it looks like that was a 2-man interception.
― C-L, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link
Cris and Al are basically disgusted with this game and are talking about the onomatopoeia of John Madden. Football is the best, you guys. <3
― C-L, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link
very important pats/denver highlight
http://www.nfl.com/videos/auto/09000d5d8252dcd4/Monkeying-around
― daria, Monday, 19 December 2011 05:35 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ having to watch a :30 ad for a :09 video.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 December 2011 05:39 (twelve years ago) link
He also has already set a career high with 37 TD passes and on Sunday became the first player in league history to throw for more than 400 with five TDs, and complete 80 percent of his passes with no interceptions in a game.
drew brees is having a sick season yall, 300 some odd yards short of marinos single season record w/two games to go
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 05:40 (twelve years ago) link
Brees is pretty much unreal. I think Rogers probably has the inroad on the MVP, but Bree's year and that NO offense is really sick. Thing is that between this year's GB & NO - it goes up with the colts and pats in a decade of totally pass happy crazy good offenses.
Considering how much Denver ran through the NE offense on the ground in the 1st quarter, I can't buy them as a real contender in the playoffs.
― earlnash, Monday, 19 December 2011 05:55 (twelve years ago) link
I'm glad it sounds like Johnny Knox is gonna be okay following a surgery. That slow-mo replay of him bending backwards at the waist will haunt me for a long time.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 December 2011 06:18 (twelve years ago) link
Crennel used The Gladiator to help get his team ready for this game. He'd seen it last weekend in the hotel, before the Chiefs played the Jets, and he took some Russell Crowe into the Saturday night team meeting with him. "I told the team that, like the gladiator, we were going to play a great team in Green Bay, and no matter what comes out of these gates, we've got to stay together,'' Crennel said. "We did that. I told them after the game, 'Everyone expected us to die with honor today. But we're not ready to die.' ''
― j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 19 December 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link
cool idea bro
― v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
gladiator is magical everybody play gladiator
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
tebow shouldve played gladiator
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
― earlnash, Monday, December 19, 2011 12:55 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
haha yeah the pats D is genuinely terrible, its mysterious how theyve concocted such a good record
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
the packers are basically doing the same thing right now
― v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
troo
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
brady was being such a weirdo today
― v-shasty, Sunday, December 18, 2011 8:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
lol did u get the sense that he was taking tebowmania a little personally
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
pack/pats superbowl would be so amazing, overtime tied at one million
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link
there are lots of reasons why the pats should be a real contender in the playoffs but the 1st quarter of that game isn't one of them. first, who are they gonna meet that runs denver's offense, and second they figured that shit out in the 2nd quarter and ended up having their best game on defense maybe all season, however low a standard for comparison that might be.
― horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
why they shouldn't be a real contender. important typo.
I was stuck at a terrible gospel concert supporting one of my wife's outreach gigs and completely missed this game ;_;
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link
it was the same as your gospel thing but with more jesus
― horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
feel like the afc is kinda wide open for the pats right now
― v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
that said they've obv sucked in the playoffs for a few years now
it's really too bad about matt schaub, i think the texans would be the most complete team in the afc if he was healthy
for pats to get to superbowl, somebody else gotta beat bmore
― horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
and yeah, feel for texans fo sho
well considering who the ravens have lost to, i don't think that's out of the question
― v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
eh theres no one that great in the afc this year so we will see
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
Jesus was too busy letting 80-year-old black women shout at him to bless Tebow yesterday
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
hell, the Texans might be the most complete team in the AFC even without Schaub
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Monday, 19 December 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
honestly if the hot tub time machine hadn't gotten hurt i would feel like the texans could make the super bowl
― v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
but it ain't happening w/ tj yates
Lol at the media falling over themselves to say the loss wasn't all Tebow's fault. They didn't mind giving him the majority of the credit for things his team did when they were winning, but when they lose its a "team loss"
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
whose fault was the 28-yard sack
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
obv i dont intend to talk up the pats defense because it blows but they went back to the 3-4 and changed their spacing after the first quarter and i think the broncos had 175 total yards in quarters 2-4. it was a good adjustment and there were some good individual performances.
― cad, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
kinda glad a i watched the game in a poolhall w/the christmas soul satellite radio station playing instead of the tv audio tbh
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
it's 100% tebow's fault that brady prayed harder than him
― iatee, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
also i had the revelation in this game that a lot of denvers success on offense is based on broken pass plays where tebow extends the play and improvises. his in-game instincts are pretty excellent.
― cad, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
― OH NOES, Monday, December 19, 2011 10:41 AM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
best part of this was when he was only back like 15 yards he spun to his right considered throwing and then remembered he was incapable of throwing when spinning to his right and decided to lose another ten yards
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, December 19, 2011 9:42 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah... i mean nantz was insufferable even by his standards
― v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
christmas soul was fully driving me insane by the 2nd half it should be mentioned
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link
how many times did you hear H-Town's "Knockin' Boots For Christmas"
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
zero, i was robbed
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link
prob worth mentioning that despite anderson looking pretty good subbing in, andre carter likely out for the season makes the ne defense even more exciting
― horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2011/12/xlarge_8d7e8fa1fe77c6936bbea2149a5bd4a1.jpg
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
"Not only did I beat u but Ive had sex be4"
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
:)
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
yeah outside of the whole "how do these miracles keep happening" angle I think there is a good argument to be made that Tebow is much better all-around now than he was 6 weeks ago. as bad of a passer as he is I think Denver's wideouts probably make him look worse than he actually is
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Monday, 19 December 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
o come on
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
they are awful; its true
― cad, Monday, 19 December 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link