He looks weird because they've photoshopped out all the things that make him look distinctive - his freckles, his ptosis, his sticky out ears, his lizard cheekbones. I think he looks so much better like this (apart from the bad hair)
http://www.radiox.ru/pics/r/tomx/ty063.jpg
But then again, I think that *this* woman is so beautiful and amazing looking and sexy *because* of her freckles, and ppl were being nasty about them upthread (makes me feel self conscious TBH)
http://guy.com/a/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Cintia-Dicker-1.jpg
I have no idea how that Michael Pitt dude is, but he is ~pretty~ - then again, I don't have a problem with dudes looking like they smell, as we all know.
http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/files/2011/04/gcelebrities/Michael_Pitt-3.jpg
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link
That woman's freckles are amazing.
The first thing I remember seeing Pitt in was Hedwig and the Angry Inch but he's been in a bunch of movies and is one of the main people on Boardwalk Empire.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:53 (twelve years ago) link
I love Michael Pitt even tho in most real life pics he looks pretty gross and sort of like he smells. He's pretty beautiful imo.
this is AGL, cf daniel craig, sometimes
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:53 (twelve years ago) link
It can be and the pic FT posted is hottt but he's lefit shown up to some premiers in disgusting stained t shirts looking like he really hasn't showered in months. I think he may have had some errr problems for a time. It was an unhealthy sort of gross look not a hot one.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link
Don't understand how anyone could object to freckles tbh
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link
Can we use this thread for vintage ws's too? Because
http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/le_bateau_ivre/tumblr_lslcj93r4j1qdy7vgo1_500.jpg
The model Ferenc Berko used for his 'Nude Study, Paris, 1937' series... yes oh yes...
― lebateauivre, Friday, 16 December 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link
p much of the opinion that god invented freckles so that the ppl of the "Celtic" nations could get laid. (or maybe that's whisky, not sure TBH)
See also exhibit A:
http://newsflash.bigshotmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Aphex+Twin-b.jpg
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link
Now, that's "conventionally handsome", I'll grant you.
Sorry, *shh*
― Y.O. Mini (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:02 (twelve years ago) link
I just realized that michael pitt and I sort of look like we could be related and not I've skeeved myself out.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link
ha ha, I have only just realised that Thommy there is totally biting the style of my No 1 Boyfriend...
http://www.ratsnest.com/pictures/albums/Aphex%20Twin%20-%20Richard%20D.%20James%20Album.jpg
This is a skeeve, why? It's part of the appeal of No.1 Boyfriend, TBh :-P
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link
what do ♀ilx think of 'France's fresh-faced finance minister, François Baroin, 46'?
― schalke nult fear (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link
Any shots of him bearing his abdomen and/or biting a shirt?
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011
^^^^^^^would be helpful in deciding
Quick GIS shows him to be alright in a smarmy blow dried Nu Labour kind of way, but he's no Chuka Umunna that's for sure.
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link
that "weird" picture of Thom is from a series of photos, including the other radiohead dudes, where they were all obscenely photoshopped in the glossy fashion mag style.
by the way, i'm in the camp that's cool with thom yorke (and anyone else) getting posted, just not 5 trillion times. it's not like there's a hard limit but come on
― Z S, Friday, 16 December 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link
hard limit
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:58 (twelve years ago) link
yeah it kind of amazes me that anyone had to explain this considering that he's HOLDING UP A SIGN WITH PHOTOSHOP INSTRUCTIONS
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
i was gonna say
― Number None, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link
but it was a cardboard sign, so, less legit
― Z S, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link
Dear Z S, while you're here, please can you photoshop my RMDE poster into an animated GIF where all the members of RMDE are, literally, rolling their eyes and KMT-ing?
I will curtail my Thom Yorke enthusiasm on this thread to no more than 1 Thom per day if you do this for me, and that's a promise.
― Polemicist Who Slashed All, Freely (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:05 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
i'm not ready to commit, but i need to ask two questions:
who are RMDE?what is KMT-ing?
:)
― Z S, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:08 (twelve years ago) link
i'm gonna break my self imposed salpa ban at this rate
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:08 (twelve years ago) link
Rolling My Damn EyesKissing My Teeth
Come on, that should be a cinch for someone with your photoshop skillz!
― Polemicist Who Slashed All, Freely (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:09 (twelve years ago) link
The poster is upthread, but here it is again if you don't feel like going back that far
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7154/6501355643_a18c9d67a2_b.jpg
― Polemicist Who Slashed All, Freely (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link
Now you've lost me, you internet kids
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
georgia salpa GIS imo
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link
hmmm, Kiss My Teeth is interesting, but what if I go for the alternative KMT definition at Urban Dictionary?
KMT 52 up, 497 downTHESE 3 WORDS STAND FOR KRAZY.MEXICAN.TAGGERS A CREW IN SOUTH MPLS 612 IN MINNESOTA....IM FROM THE TAGGIN CREW KMT FOO!
― Z S, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link
They have Sexy Models in Ireland? An outrage!
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link
So long as there is eye-rolling involved, sure, go crazy! I have 100% faith in your inspired funnies-bringing creative skills.
― Polemicist Who Slashed All, Freely (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link
I demand freckles!
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
salpa is iirc the only girl in ireland w/out the pigmentation speckle
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
Salpa is semi-imported tbf
― Number None, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
hush now
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link
yah i mentioned that to deems before
a neat mirroring where brazil deifies freckly cynthia dicker and ireland reps for mediterraneans
― schalke nult fear (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link
Yes, you don't get Sexy People in Ireland
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link
I just watched Your Highness, which wasn't very good, but I thought the actress playing the love interest of the protagonists' brother was pretty hot:
http://0.tqn.com/d/movies/1/0/E/I/X/your-highness-photo-zooey-deschanel2.jpg
Sadly it was only a supporting role, while the lead female role was by Natalie Portman, who I don't really find attractive at all.
― Tuomas, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
Guys is this a 'shop? What do you think?
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh96sj28Zq1qgw04po1_400.jpg
― Polemicist Who Slashed All, Freely (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
lol 'the actress'
― schalke nult fear (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
What's funny about that?
― Tuomas, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
Article 452 of the 'non-gender-specific' role descriptors in the Language English retired the word "Actress" in 1997.
― Y.O. Mini (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
Oh Tuomas. <3
I didn't read the damn sign!
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
― schalke nult fear (nakhchivan), Friday, December 16, 2011 2:21 PM
^^
― your voice of treason, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
tuomas is that the first time you became aware of zooey d??
― schalke nult fear (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
Tuomas that actress is Zoey I can't be bothered to actually look up how you spell her last name. She's pretty popular her as the cutesy indie actress of the past couple years and the subject of at least one v popular ILX thread.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
He's pulling a lex on us
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
I think I've seen her in a trailer for some other movie too. Is she not an actress, then?
― Tuomas, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
(xx-post)
― Tuomas, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
Wait, this is not actually Tuomas, is it?
― Polemicist Who Slashed All, Freely (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
It's funny to us because pretty much everyone in the US/UK would know her name, that's all.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
Fake Tuomas? Geir, stop that will you?
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
Okay, I didn't know she was such a "thing". I've never seen her in any other movie.
― Tuomas, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link