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― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 December 2011 05:57 (twelve years ago) link
He looks kinda like Andrej Pejic in that pic which can really only be a good thing.
http://www.fashionisingpictures.net/photoshoots/110414AndrejPejic.jpg
(there should really be a "dudes biting their shirts" sub-section but unfortunately it would be full of that Gosling tosser and W not S no nononononono.)
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Thursday, 15 December 2011 05:59 (twelve years ago) link
c'mon no dudes on this thread say "i came"
― jaymc, Thursday, 15 December 2011 06:28 (twelve years ago) link
I counted one, in the vernacular
― Jilted John and Marsha (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Thursday, 15 December 2011 07:07 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry, help me out, perhaps you should provide me with a list of expressions of approval which are acceptable in this thread, so I know, y'know...
Acceptable:-would smash-she made me yazoo-tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits etc
Not acceptable:-I came-cock cock cock cock cock cock?
Because I totally need to know the ~acceptable~ way to express that I would like to Vince Clarke all over this man's face:
http://www.radiox.ru/pics/r/tomx/ty068.jpg
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Thursday, 15 December 2011 07:20 (twelve years ago) link
fotheringtonmaxsmom
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 December 2011 07:54 (twelve years ago) link
F.ing. Thom. = best WS poster. emil.y otm.
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― www.myislamicdream.com (step hen faps), Thursday, 15 December 2011 10:23 (twelve years ago) link
Fostering Thom As?
― Jilted John and Marsha (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Thursday, 15 December 2011 10:26 (twelve years ago) link
If you knew FT, you would know that she would indeed smash Mr Yorke. That's what the thread is for, right? So how is it trolling?
― Illia Rump (emil.y), Wednesday, December 14, 2011 8:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
^this is a valid point, also WS threads have a no judgey policy that I am violating. Post away. xp
― Mr Jimmy Mod, Wednesday, December 14, 2011 8:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
― Mr Jimmy Mod, Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:07 (twelve years ago) link
So, y'know, read
Jimmy, I got no beef with you. I appreciate the clarification.
But, y'know, there were another couple dozen posts that I decided to respond to - not nastily, but with humour. Hence the jokes about "Vince Clarke" referencing the funnies above.
This is something that this thread has brought sharply to my attention - how differently people read my intentions from my actions. Like, when I'm being exhuberantly gleeful some people read it as trolling, (except emil.y who knows me IRL enough to know that I'm being genuinely joyfully enthusiastic) When I'm being playful like I was being to jaymc, do people read that as nasty?
I dunno. It's *interesting* to me, to note differences and patterns. There's a ton of stuff that, like, talking to Hoy and Milo and Mookie on this thread has made me think about WRT attraction. But it's really kind of a bummer knowing that people are going to get defensive the moment gender even gets mentioned, and therefore get aggro towards me. Which is no fun for anyone. Because I thought this thread was just happy fun lusting and crushing, you know?
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:23 (twelve years ago) link
if anyone's seriously getting aggressive towards you or anyone else in this thread they need to gtfo immediately. this right here is the ws zone, the zone for
http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/10/blog_images/selita-ebanks-1.jpg
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 15 December 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link
Would smash Vince Clarke out of sheer admiration and <333 for almost all he's ever done but I'm pretty sure I'm not exactly his type. ;_;
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:06 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
I read this as Vince Cable and had a genuine WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF moment.
Thom Yorke is less trolly than Paz de la Huerta was in the troo thread.
― big popppa hoy, Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link
paz dlh is amazing, it was the particular pic of her that was a little trolly
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link
which particular pic? oh, all of them?
― big popppa hoy, Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
have you seen boardwalk empire just asking
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
GUYS.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link
HEY E WASSUP
― big popppa hoy, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
She's not my cup of tea either but I feel like at this point WHO CARES.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
noone cares, it is just ilx and i'm bored.
― big popppa hoy, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
Fair enough.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
she is a legit discussion topic iirc
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
also she is not a cup of tea type of gal she is a shot of rotgut type of gal imo
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
But we've had that discussion a million times already! I am bored too but can't think of anyone to post. ;_; Sad.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
btw i can't view pics so it's all acadeemc
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link
girl from tv3 football coverage is ws but i think i'll keep that one to myself tbh
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
Problem is, there are very many people who I think are v v pretty, such as the above mentioned Andrej Pejic
http://www.lustralboy.com/images/uploads/lboctap6.jpg
and ppl like Bastien Bonizec who is super hott to ridiculous extremes
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4003/4284450850_aca70e5199_o.jpg
and George Allen who is also off the scale physically amazing looking in every way
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk34djNTCa1qg02rso1_500.gif
But I don't want to smash any of them. I just want to look at them. Like, the aesthetics of them is just enough. I can't even imagine speaking to them, let alone any kind of sexual interaction, it would just be too distracting. I enjoy looking at perfection, but I'm not actually ~attracted~ to perfection.
I don't know if this is because, literally, it is the flaws that make someone beautiful as opposed to merely pretty, to me - or if it's a question of expectations. As a person who is not actually that conventionally attractive to start with, the kind of people that I have got involved with tend towards the "clever but quite odd looking" in the way of TY and RDJ so maybe I've been conditioned to fancy clever but slightly odd looking men bcuz that is where my sexing has usually come from? (Or the other way around, that I expect men with TY or RDJ type looks as opposed to male model looks are more likely to settle for me?) But this gets into that weird thing about looks-based expectations that causes arguments and angst on the OKC thread and the Gurl thread so I'm just going to look at the pretty male models. Pretty.
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
Andrej is so like his dad
http://www.bluekipper.com/onthisdayimages/1295947744-mike_pejic.jpg
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
I know this is the thread for keeping it positive and all, but PLEASE get that hideous creature off the smashing thread, massive buzz-kill, ugh.
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― www.myislamicdream.com (step hen faps), Thursday, 15 December 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
relevant to my interests:http://www.esquire.com/women/me-in-my-place/ari-graynor-pics-0111?click=top
http://cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/14/ari-graynor-esquire-me-in-my-place-10-580x430.jpghttp://cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/14/ari-graynor-esquire-me-in-my-place-15-580x289.jpg
― milo z, Friday, 16 December 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link
schwinn(g)
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 December 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
she is breathtakingly hot
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 December 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link
holy
― www.myislamicdream.com (step hen faps), Friday, 16 December 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link
HELOOOOOOOO NURSE
― Mr Jimmy Mod, Friday, 16 December 2011 03:12 (twelve years ago) link
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:06 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
^^^actual lols
my 23 yr old self just spurted all over the county of limerick
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 16 December 2011 10:40 (twelve years ago) link
This thread and others like it are just perpetual Sociological Images 101 in terms of the *presentation* of female sexual attractiveness vs male sexual attractiveness.
Genuinely not criticising any individuals on this thread, but just find it really strange and perplexing. Can anyone find me the equivalent of heartthrob dudes, straddling bicycles in their skivvies? I mean, seriously, not that "man pin-ups" calendar thing. Even heartthrobs I don't find attractive, but maybe people like Mark Ruffalo or Ryan Gosling that the ladies of ILX find attractive? I am just wondering what the equivalent is, and how they are represented.
Stating again for the record, I'm not trolling and apologies in advance if I offend any men with this line of questioning, I am just interested in this. The presentation of heartthrob men in their underwear. What's it look like?
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:02 (twelve years ago) link
freddie ljungberg ad that my gf uses as a bookmark!
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hasselhoff-puppies.jpg
― horseshoe loves tom brady, Friday, 16 December 2011 11:07 (twelve years ago) link
That must make quite an indentation on the page (xp)
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:07 (twelve years ago) link
Well, share! x-post
The closest I can think of is...
I have an academic friend who every year gets shipped in a "men of the French Rugby team" calendar which portrays sportsmen in a very "beautiful boys" kind of way, strategically naked, romping with horses and sports equipment - but it is photographed in a very "homoerotic" gaze - i.e. we have endless arguments about whether it's designed for women or gay men.
When I get out of this meeting I'll try and find some photos she's posted of it.
Great example, horseshoe!
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link
looking up on phone is unwieldy, looking up on work pc isn't gonna hapoen, think it was ysl campaign tho
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:09 (twelve years ago) link
Calvin Klein, maybe?
http://m.blog.hu/ou/ourfashion/image/bianka/Liz8_calvinkle.jpg
I am not familiar with these people, is this the right man?
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:10 (twelve years ago) link
That's him. You said on another thread something about some photograph of some SEXY HUNK that it was a male idea of what an attractive man was and I thought, no, that's like 1000% wrong!
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:11 (twelve years ago) link
Actually he appears to have done 40,000 pants ads so what would I know?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vJbEFgWRC5M/S9nyY364rgI/AAAAAAAAA8E/2YOoIhTC4FI/s1600/becks.jpg
I'm still not feeling the smash, TBH, but it's interesting imagery.
Damn. Anyway, meeting!
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:12 (twelve years ago) link
the one i'm talking bout he's sitting thighs akimbo in boxers, ie v much a 'lads mag' for girls- or, as you say, maybe other guys
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link
The underwear or the sportsmen?
― Y.O. Mini (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:31 (twelve years ago) link
Genuinely not criticising any individuals on this thread, but just find it really strange and perplexing. Can anyone find me the equivalent of heartthrob dudes, straddling bicycles in their skivvies?― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, December 16, 2011 5:02 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
You posted a picture of a man with his legs spread, biting his shirt as he reveals his abdomen.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 December 2011 11:32 (twelve years ago) link
Indeed, an androgynous boy/man but still a man
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:36 (twelve years ago) link