Glad we cool, Jimmy. I don't have any current WS' to contribute, sadly. I don't tend to get turned on by celebs/models, really.
xpost, E - nah, that's just over-excitement, not trolling!
― Illia Rump (emil.y), Thursday, 15 December 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link
and i'm totally pro-trolling WS threads
― sarahel, Thursday, 15 December 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link
the lugubrious curves and plush upholstery are their own reward, capable of imbuing even the most contemporary of rooms with the ambience of a country house hotel in the 1970s
― schalke nult fear (nakhchivan), Thursday, 15 December 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link
justine seems so regretful
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 December 2011 02:03 (twelve years ago) link
I was just telling my wife and daughter a few minutes ago about how on ILX, nothing gets crapped on quicker than expressions of enthusiasm.
― William (C), Thursday, 15 December 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
I think that red headed big breasted woman was in some bra commercial that nearly made me yazoo
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 15 December 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link
god i hope i never regale my family with tales of message board meanies
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link
J0n Arbuckle, do you really mean she made you:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oJDHBv1Dgkc/S6EZavTxoiI/AAAAAAAADUU/s0Lei1oXZ0Q/s320/yazoo_002893_1_MainPicture%5B1%5D.jpg
????
― Illia Rump (emil.y), Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link
This could get confusing because those who even know of Yazoo in the US know them as Yaz.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link
Would smash Vince Clarke out of sheer admiration and <333 for almost all he's ever done but I'm pretty sure I'm not exactly his type. ;_;
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
and Yaz is also the name of that birth control product there's a class action lawsuit about?
― sarahel, Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
It's definitely a BCP. Didn't know about the lawsuit.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
it's one of the facebook ads i get all the time!
― sarahel, Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link
yep. that's what she made me do, move out, stop messing around
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
otm about Vince Clarke too -- though he is not on our team
― sarahel, Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
I will have you know I am now playing Upstairs at Eric's because of this thread. Thanks thread!
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:29 (twelve years ago) link
did a mule spray barley into that ginger's face or
― elks thunder, Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Elizabeth-Olsen.jpg
― Ralph Molina, Thursday, 15 December 2011 05:09 (twelve years ago) link
On every forum ever: it is always the ~same dudes~ who post the HUEGEST amount of random ladies' tits pics, who object most strongly if someone objectifies a man with anything near approaching the same enthusiasm.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7154/6501355643_a18c9d67a2_b.jpg
^^^^^^that is, conveniently, both WS and my reply
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Thursday, 15 December 2011 05:47 (twelve years ago) link
"OMG, this makes me uncomfortable, therefore I *must* be being trolled, there is no other explanation!"
Such as, y'know, Thom Yorke in eyeliner really is sex on a stick
http://www.radiox.ru/pics/1993/93010.jpg
I have no problem at all with the blond hair extensions stage. That's what he looked like the first time I saw his band so it's all "ah, nostalgia." The only TY haircut I really W not S was that terrible terrible shaved head plus Tintin spike he wore between 1997 and 2001.
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Thursday, 15 December 2011 05:54 (twelve years ago) link
ICEBERG
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 December 2011 05:57 (twelve years ago) link
He looks kinda like Andrej Pejic in that pic which can really only be a good thing.
http://www.fashionisingpictures.net/photoshoots/110414AndrejPejic.jpg
(there should really be a "dudes biting their shirts" sub-section but unfortunately it would be full of that Gosling tosser and W not S no nononononono.)
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Thursday, 15 December 2011 05:59 (twelve years ago) link
c'mon no dudes on this thread say "i came"
― jaymc, Thursday, 15 December 2011 06:28 (twelve years ago) link
I counted one, in the vernacular
― Jilted John and Marsha (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Thursday, 15 December 2011 07:07 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry, help me out, perhaps you should provide me with a list of expressions of approval which are acceptable in this thread, so I know, y'know...
Acceptable:-would smash-she made me yazoo-tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits etc
Not acceptable:-I came-cock cock cock cock cock cock?
Because I totally need to know the ~acceptable~ way to express that I would like to Vince Clarke all over this man's face:
http://www.radiox.ru/pics/r/tomx/ty068.jpg
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Thursday, 15 December 2011 07:20 (twelve years ago) link
fotheringtonmaxsmom
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 December 2011 07:54 (twelve years ago) link
F.ing. Thom. = best WS poster. emil.y otm.
.
― www.myislamicdream.com (step hen faps), Thursday, 15 December 2011 10:23 (twelve years ago) link
Fostering Thom As?
― Jilted John and Marsha (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Thursday, 15 December 2011 10:26 (twelve years ago) link
If you knew FT, you would know that she would indeed smash Mr Yorke. That's what the thread is for, right? So how is it trolling?
― Illia Rump (emil.y), Wednesday, December 14, 2011 8:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
^this is a valid point, also WS threads have a no judgey policy that I am violating. Post away. xp
― Mr Jimmy Mod, Wednesday, December 14, 2011 8:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
― Mr Jimmy Mod, Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:07 (twelve years ago) link
So, y'know, read
Jimmy, I got no beef with you. I appreciate the clarification.
But, y'know, there were another couple dozen posts that I decided to respond to - not nastily, but with humour. Hence the jokes about "Vince Clarke" referencing the funnies above.
This is something that this thread has brought sharply to my attention - how differently people read my intentions from my actions. Like, when I'm being exhuberantly gleeful some people read it as trolling, (except emil.y who knows me IRL enough to know that I'm being genuinely joyfully enthusiastic) When I'm being playful like I was being to jaymc, do people read that as nasty?
I dunno. It's *interesting* to me, to note differences and patterns. There's a ton of stuff that, like, talking to Hoy and Milo and Mookie on this thread has made me think about WRT attraction. But it's really kind of a bummer knowing that people are going to get defensive the moment gender even gets mentioned, and therefore get aggro towards me. Which is no fun for anyone. Because I thought this thread was just happy fun lusting and crushing, you know?
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:23 (twelve years ago) link
if anyone's seriously getting aggressive towards you or anyone else in this thread they need to gtfo immediately. this right here is the ws zone, the zone for
http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/10/blog_images/selita-ebanks-1.jpg
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 15 December 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:06 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
I read this as Vince Cable and had a genuine WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF moment.
Thom Yorke is less trolly than Paz de la Huerta was in the troo thread.
― big popppa hoy, Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link
paz dlh is amazing, it was the particular pic of her that was a little trolly
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link
which particular pic? oh, all of them?
― big popppa hoy, Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
have you seen boardwalk empire just asking
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
GUYS.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link
HEY E WASSUP
― big popppa hoy, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
She's not my cup of tea either but I feel like at this point WHO CARES.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
noone cares, it is just ilx and i'm bored.
― big popppa hoy, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
Fair enough.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
she is a legit discussion topic iirc
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
also she is not a cup of tea type of gal she is a shot of rotgut type of gal imo
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
But we've had that discussion a million times already! I am bored too but can't think of anyone to post. ;_; Sad.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
btw i can't view pics so it's all acadeemc
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link
girl from tv3 football coverage is ws but i think i'll keep that one to myself tbh
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
Problem is, there are very many people who I think are v v pretty, such as the above mentioned Andrej Pejic
http://www.lustralboy.com/images/uploads/lboctap6.jpg
and ppl like Bastien Bonizec who is super hott to ridiculous extremes
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4003/4284450850_aca70e5199_o.jpg
and George Allen who is also off the scale physically amazing looking in every way
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk34djNTCa1qg02rso1_500.gif
But I don't want to smash any of them. I just want to look at them. Like, the aesthetics of them is just enough. I can't even imagine speaking to them, let alone any kind of sexual interaction, it would just be too distracting. I enjoy looking at perfection, but I'm not actually ~attracted~ to perfection.
I don't know if this is because, literally, it is the flaws that make someone beautiful as opposed to merely pretty, to me - or if it's a question of expectations. As a person who is not actually that conventionally attractive to start with, the kind of people that I have got involved with tend towards the "clever but quite odd looking" in the way of TY and RDJ so maybe I've been conditioned to fancy clever but slightly odd looking men bcuz that is where my sexing has usually come from? (Or the other way around, that I expect men with TY or RDJ type looks as opposed to male model looks are more likely to settle for me?) But this gets into that weird thing about looks-based expectations that causes arguments and angst on the OKC thread and the Gurl thread so I'm just going to look at the pretty male models. Pretty.
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
Andrej is so like his dad
http://www.bluekipper.com/onthisdayimages/1295947744-mike_pejic.jpg
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
I know this is the thread for keeping it positive and all, but PLEASE get that hideous creature off the smashing thread, massive buzz-kill, ugh.
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link