i don't see why every episode can't be about Kat Denning's breasts, the one legitimate point of interest on that show
― I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
yeah it really is like they took some 35-year-old 'sassy broads working in a greasy spoon' teleplays and added some references to williamsburg and recessionistas (xpost)
― Mr. Stevenson #2, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link
what is a recessionista
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
kiss my organic grits
― Carnitas, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link
took some 35-year-old 'sassy broads working in a greasy spoon' teleplays
and didn't even sub garrett morris' name, thank god
― slandblox goole, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link
willsmith.jpg destroyed me
― one pug (dealwithit.gif), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://yoisthisracist.com/
― tumblr whineys (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link
that url is slightly.
― elks thunder, Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link
is that site's overuse of "yo" racist?
― Mr. Stevenson #2, Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link
*kills self*
― I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link
y0 Arbuckle
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
yo dayo nice display name
― tumblr whineys (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link
whats up dayo
― I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link
cuauhtemoc blanco I believe I was first
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link
goddamnit I wasn't
'fraid not dude
― tumblr whineys (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link
it's OK tho b/c it's hilarious either way
yah it's pretty funny
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link
dayo-ld idea
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link
booyah
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link
loooool xp
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link
TNC does his best to rescue this guy
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/12/a-muscular-empathy/249984/
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:54 (twelve years ago) link
Has this been posted yet?
Trolling The Internet With 'If I Were A Poor Black Kid'
― lebateauivre, Thursday, 15 December 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link
that sounds familiar, but this is a really long thread, you might have to look really far to see if it was posted already
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 15 December 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link
No I mean what I posted is a response to the original 'if i were a black kid', also in Forbes
― lebateauivre, Thursday, 15 December 2011 13:01 (twelve years ago) link
TNC killed it.
― one pug (dealwithit.gif), Thursday, 15 December 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link
ok sorry lb that forbes response piece was awesome
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link
Sometimes I forget to read TNC, I should stop doing that.
― OH GNUS (Pyth), Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link
thoughts? I can't decide about this one.
6. Heat shrink tubing is your friend ($2.99–$14.95)Sooner or later you’ll need to solder new wire to your pickup leads to extend the length. Do it enough times, and your wires will look like Slash’s head after an all-nighter. So slip ‘em through this nifty stuff and light a match to see the tubing shrink and conform to the shape of the solder joint, keeping the contact safe and your axe’s innards orderly.
Sooner or later you’ll need to solder new wire to your pickup leads to extend the length. Do it enough times, and your wires will look like Slash’s head after an all-nighter. So slip ‘em through this nifty stuff and light a match to see the tubing shrink and conform to the shape of the solder joint, keeping the contact safe and your axe’s innards orderly.
― another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link
he means it will have a top hat on it fyi
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
idgi
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
and I'm a man who has heatshrunk some tubes in his life
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
o boy
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
gonna have to go with "nope"
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
it is a well known fact that slash is biracial and therefor impossible to be racist against
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
heatshrink looks all bulgy and weird after you shrink it so I just assumed they were talking about how after a bender your face gets all craggy and ugly
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
but yeah the tophat thing makes more sense
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
but he's talking about what the wires look like before you put heatshrink on it; from context it seems like he says they look like long stringy nappy strands of hair, or maybe he thinks Slash has dreads
― OH NOES, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
oh duh lol I didn't read it right
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
Whoa
http://gawker.com/5870126/someone-thought-these-were-good-ads-for-a-chinese-restaurant
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
!
― that wiener from Emearlds (step hen faps), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
What is the social benefit from publicizing (and laughing at?) things like this?
― C.K. Dexter Holland, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link
I was about to go on a trip to Dubai and this restaurant was #1 on my list of dining experiences. No more.
― that wiener from Emearlds (step hen faps), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2011/12/980c70e374e329159a80e32a8fd10e14/340x.jpg
― nuhnuhnuh, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
that's not racist iirc
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link
gawker.com's anti-racism crusade making a difference
― monomaniatee (t. silaviver), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link
she is stereotyping aliens as "mysterious"
― that wiener from Emearlds (step hen faps), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
And "things," even more racist!
― nickn, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link
the story behind that photo is that a photographer went around china asking random chinese people to write anything they wanted to on a blank sheet of paper that they would hold up. some of the people chose to write in chinese, some wrote in english, some didn't write anything
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
what a nice story.
― elks thunder, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link