it's latched onto your face eating your nose
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
I didn't think I'd ever use the word 'majestic' to describe a cockroach
― iatee, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
In order to jump 50 times its body length, it has to jump 25 times its body length. In order to jump 25 times its body length, it has to jump 12.5 times its body length. Etc ad infinitum therefore it can never jump 50 times its own body length, so I feel ok about it.
― ledge, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
that's where you're wrong, ledge. it teleports.
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
Star Trekroach
― ledge, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
Zeno's cockroach achieves impossibility with consummate ease.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link
miss zeno, RIP
― nuhnuhnuh, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:50 (twelve years ago) link