it's time for a Dennis Perrin tweet!
"To paraphrase Gore Vidal, American politics is for energetic mediocrities, of which we have a limitless supply."
― Dr Morbius, Sunday, 11 December 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
It's always time for a dennis perrin tweet.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
If O drank Bin Laden's blood, would that prove he's not a Muslim? I don't know my sharia well enough.
― by (mennen), Sunday, 11 December 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
might prove he's not a jehova's witness
― k3vin k., Sunday, 11 December 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
prob not kosher either, so AIPAC would be pissed
― by (mennen), Sunday, 11 December 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
lolwat
― Mordy, Sunday, 11 December 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieqS4p-jUQ4&feature=youtu.be
lol
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
such a dumb -- and, shockingly, scripted -- move by romney. first, he's going to endure a firestorm for looking so smug and out of touch (something that didn't immediately occur to me when i heard about this wager-offer). and when that begins to subside, people are going to start looking at the substance of his proposed "bet," which shines an uncomfortable light on romney's fondness for an individual mandate(and yes, romney did remove an incriminating line from his book). finally, it will shine an uncomfortable light on the fact that romney made this change in his book when it became expedient to do so (once the debate shifted to where obama himself was proposing an individual mandate), exposing him -- once again -- as a flip-flopper.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
H.W. checks his watch, discovers grocery-store scanners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ffbFvKlWqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0fIhnboptk
― clemenza, Sunday, 11 December 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
i think the bet thing is overblown. it seemed facetious, and designed to prove a point (romney strongly believes in his point-of-view). but it also made him look like an ass when he didn't need to, and it's going to draw tons of attention to an issue where he really is very vulnerable with GOP voters,(n.1) but somehow has (until now) sidestepped the issue.
____________________________(n.1) romney's got a defensible position on this, but its a procedural position, i.e., that the fed gov't doesn't have the power, under the reverse commerce-clause, to force americans to buy a private insurance product, but individual states do. but that misses the base's fury over obamacare, which is that no gov't should have the power to force you to buy a private insurance product, whether it be a state or federal gov't. romney has been very skilled at playing slight-of-hand with this, and it even appeared that the GOP base would overlook the deception, even if exposed, but that free-pass might be over now.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
I can't quite tell if you think the bet was a big deal or not a big deal...your last two posts seem to contradict each other. (I think it's a big deal in the short term, regardless of whether it should be or not, and the short term is important when you're inside a three-week window before the first votes are cast.)
― clemenza, Sunday, 11 December 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
it's a big deal in terms of hurting romney's image. but it shouldn't have been a big deal (tr: media has overblown a minor moment).
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link
but romney's also gotten a pass on so many issues for so long in this primary season that he would have no real right to complain.
Most presidential campaigns include a whole series of tempests in teapots like this one. What's amazing is that, eventually they add up to most of what the campaign was "about". So, on the face of it, our campaigns appear to be "about" nothing (which isn't strictly true).
― Aimless, Sunday, 11 December 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link
Most presidential campaigns include a whole series of tempests in teapots like this one.
yeah, that's true. detailed policy discussions are complicated and boring. "gotcha" moments are easily-understood and exciting.
i wish we could develop an exciting game-show that's based on a real, deep understanding of policy issues, that people would love like america's got talent, or whatever those shows are.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
Think about how big a deal Obama's "guns and religion" comment became in 2008, and how it supposedly revealed all sorts of sinister behind-closed-doors stuff about him. (I imagine Republicans--maybe even some Democrats--believe more adamantly than ever that that comment defined him perfectly.)
― clemenza, Sunday, 11 December 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
Don Gonyea @DonGonyea -- At diner in Ames, Perry was autographing photocopies of $10,000 bills.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
<i>detailed policy discussions are complicated and boring</i>
I think that's mostly true as an explanation, but it's not quite that straightforward. Policy discussions also involve a lot of things that I think most people believe will not change more than incrementally no matter who wins. So the sideshow's more tangible, and more directly indicative of the living-room test that presidents have to pass. And yes, I do realize that appalls many people.
I'm a little surprised that the big story out of last night wasn't that we now know Rick Perry's read two books (and that if he proceeds to read a third one, he's venturing into dangerous territory should anyone ever ask him to name them).
― clemenza, Sunday, 11 December 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, December 11, 2011 4:02 PM (1 hour ago)
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― clay/tone herbskirt nut/mother, Sunday, 11 December 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link
hm. maybe mitt will post perry's bail.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link
andrew sullivan
The new polls today are striking in two respects. First, Newt is headed toward a landslide victory in the early states, apart from New Hampshire. He beats Romney in Florida and South Carolina by 15 and 19 points respectively. But in the same poll, Obama beats Gingrich in the general election in both Florida and South Carolina! I know it's way too soon, and I will bet, I dunno, $10,000, that the Republican candidate will win South Carolina next November. But still: Obama beats Gingrich by 12 points in Florida. Nationally, Obama beats Newt by around the same margin he beat John McCain - 6.9 percent - during a brutal recession.Romney is far more competitive with Obama (behind by only 1.5 percent) but still underperforms the generic Republican by 2.5 points. So now you know why the Establishment is beginning to panic.
Romney is far more competitive with Obama (behind by only 1.5 percent) but still underperforms the generic Republican by 2.5 points. So now you know why the Establishment is beginning to panic.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 December 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
romney 42.2, gingrich 38.8 on intrade
― iatee, Monday, 12 December 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link
lol. "i'm not a betting man," but at those odds, i'd say put 10K on romney.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 December 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
obama elected pres - 50.4 romney elected pres - 20.9gingrich elected pres - 17.5
obama+romney would be a pretty good bet. ~70% one of those two people becomes president?
― iatee, Monday, 12 December 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
I'd be too nervous to put a sizable amount of real money on either Romney or Gingrich right now. If I had go, I'd go with Gingrich.
― clemenza, Monday, 12 December 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
lol, and just wait till newt secures the crucial sarah palin endorsement!
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 December 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
and we can build this dream togetherstanding strong forevernothing gonna stop newt now.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 December 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link
I forget that Palin's still out there, guaranteed to swoop down at some point. I don't think her endorsement would do much for Gingrich; presumably he has 95% of her true believers in the bag. If she could come up with some kind of plausible rationale for endorsing Romney (presumably getting much in return), I could see where that would hurt Gingrich.
Depending upon your tolerance for Matthew Dowd and/or Charlie Rose, and how hopeless a junkie you are in general for this stuff (I got it bad!), here's a half-hour of Dowd on Gingrich:
http://www.charlierose.com/view/interview/12028
― clemenza, Monday, 12 December 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link
you guys appetite for that kinda thing is still blowing my mind; i know there's a stage at which elections become intravenously fascinating but at this stage it still seems like a half hour of thinking about gingrich (/re-streaming a debate/w/e) you could avoid
― Never translate German (schlump), Monday, 12 December 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link
It's semiotics. I listen to these talking heads earnestly mention how The [insert noun] Issue will "slow him down" with certain voters and it's all crap. Pundits only care about these "issues" insofar as they affect a candidate's performance.
I wouldn't mind this folderol if our press didn't already spend too much time reducing endemic problems into "issues" suitable for Politico types.
― Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 12 December 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link
it is for this ^^^^^^ reason that i only listen to dennis perrin.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 December 2011 02:17 (twelve years ago) link
Weird coincidence: Perry briefly made reference to semiotics in last night's debate.
The political-junkie mindset has been a fact of life forever. You either find this stuff fascinating or you don't. I wouldn't be as interested right now if Romney were sleepwalking to the nomination as was expected, but what's going on right now is amazing--and, with Romney's campaign seriously teetering, I don't think negligible in terms of who ultimately faces Obama.
― clemenza, Monday, 12 December 2011 02:25 (twelve years ago) link
I'd argue nothing has changed except for the media, looking to increase hit counts, starting the vetting earlier. The limelight shifting from Bachmann to Perry to Cain to Gingrich isn't much different than we've seen in other primary cycles, except now we're inundated with debates months before the first caucus.
― Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 12 December 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, of course we won't know who the frontrunner is. It's December 2011!
― Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 12 December 2011 02:33 (twelve years ago) link
The number of debates has been insane, I agree. But I think the central story--a perfectly acceptable candidate who would have a good chance of beating the incumbent getting spurned by his party, and said party toying with walking over a cliff--is, again, fascinating. I don't know that I can remember anything similar since I started paying attention in '76.
― clemenza, Monday, 12 December 2011 02:39 (twelve years ago) link
I think you walk off a cliff, not over one. You see, this is what happens when you spend too much time watching Rick Perry.
― clemenza, Monday, 12 December 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link
The bet as an extension of Romney's temperament:
http://www.tnr.com/blog/the-stump/98402/the-10000-question
― clemenza, Monday, 12 December 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link
Re: that article's starting premise, since when has anyone called Mitt Romney 'unflappable'? He's generally good at not lashing out with, for instance, a "Have you ever sexually harassed anyone?", but his general lack of spontaneous overreaction doesn't make him any less flappable. He seems pretty thoroughly flapped in most public appearances where he's challenged in the slightest. I'm pretty sure that's what Constipation Face is all about.
― In Your Velour Slacks (Hairplug Receipts), Monday, 12 December 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.rwongphoto.com/RW2547_web.jpg
― Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 12 December 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
Hertzberg has a few yuks here.
― Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 12 December 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
xxpost
Like, for instance, he pseudo-affably laughed his way through others dogpiling him during the Republican debates in '08, but he always seemed to be one jibe away from blurting, "Hey, fuck you guys, okay?".
― In Your Velour Slacks (Hairplug Receipts), Monday, 12 December 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link
an affable flapper!
― Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 12 December 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/public/n_fvsnwARat8mSveYOuNzRIQEXNP3lw5t8fkJgs55j3_NNHD0wawGsier5HUerUUx1Xm1HyjLT1tFzsXSeH0O4t9bt6D1x5Fguu9xLnZESM2zYcPBIN-CyqEh7M7AGdFTCjaKxN8P8hk6A
― OH NOES, Monday, 12 December 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
Looks like Rick Perry as Daisy Buchanan.
― Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 12 December 2011 16:05 (twelve years ago) link
Romney's heated exchange with a veteran
― Tarfumes the Escape Goat, Monday, 12 December 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
but he always seemed to be one jibe away from blurting, "Hey, fuck you guys, okay?".
― In Your Velour Slacks (Hairplug Receipts), Monday, 12 December 2011 16:03 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
lol, otm. the weirdest thing about the $10000 bet clip is just how much insincere masking of base human emotions is going on; with Perry's weird, smiling attempt to indict Mitt & then Mitt deploying his autochuckle so he can be seen to laugh it off. there's this long silence after Perry says his part, it just hangs in the air. both smiling. so weird.
― Never translate German (schlump), Monday, 12 December 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
“He is not going to make it,” he said. “Because you can’t trust him. I just saw it in his eyes. I judge a man by his eyes.”
So, does he agree with Mr. Romney on any issue?
“I kind of liked his health care plan in Massachusetts,” Mr. Garon said.
take this to the zing thread
― Never translate German (schlump), Monday, 12 December 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
He seems pretty thoroughly flapped
Love that.
― clemenza, Monday, 12 December 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
Wow that confrontation between romney and the veteran looked bad for romney. not sure how it played on tv, if it was video-captured, but sounded bad.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 December 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hRdqGKA782A
― Mordy, Monday, 12 December 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link