i'm calling my lawyer
hold on.
on hey, yeah Jeremy, this is zach. yeah it's about evil guide dog again. i keep my 10-foot pole with me all the time, but no matter what i do, they want this intellectual property! i'm telling you this evil guide dog sells like gangbusters, like GANGbusters! yep so this time someone's asking me in advance if i would "feel infringed", holy shit and it's in writing on the internet! so obviously we drain 125K out of her, and in the meantime i dangle a little "evil guide dog" over on 4chan or whatever and boom we got another potential financially lucrative lawsuit victory guaranteed, i love this country and the founding fathers, alright talk to you later jeremy.
― Z S, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
ctrl+d what a great thread,
ate it y'all sorry \(^o^)/
― your voice of treason, Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
markers did the recession
― dayo, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link
just wanted a lil ice cream ;_;
― your voice of treason, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:07 (twelve years ago) link
i am also drunk, yeah i admit it.you can start a band called evil guide dog, of course! that would be awesome. actually just yesterday a friend of mine called and asked for a band name and they used what i gave them! which is terrible because i once named a high school band Chrystalis
― Z S, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link
drunk and high? my mang! :)
― lebateauivre, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:10 (twelve years ago) link
see - Evil Guide Dog - would basically be me playing all the instruments and "Sebastian" the guard dog from the record "Sebastian Speaks" would be on vocals.
alternate name: Sarahel and Sebastian
― sarahel, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:10 (twelve years ago) link
xpost it IS thursday night
jesus, so i just realized, i suggested the name "Apostates" to my friend, and he loved it, but i realize now that if someone doesn't like their name they will inevitably be referred to as "A Prostate". that's why no one used it before, among other probable reasons
― Z S, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://api.ning.com/files/u6XUeysIPpwDctYqpbYJIw5QRA1-k7A-CH0PpwFrH0UVsF6fZj86-FESN6rokQhRS1IbpLEBvLBay9QsKRbJbg__/Phoenix_Wright.jpg
"JESUS, SO I JUST REALIZED!"
it IS thursday night!
― Z S, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHER!!!! !!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! oh GOD!!
We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx!Our great computers fill the hallowed halls!We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx!All the gifts of life are held within our walls!
― Z S, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link
All the GIFS of life are held within our walls!
fixed for u boo
― lebateauivre, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have The gifs of life, the gifs of life!
There's a time you got to go and show You're growin' now you know about The gifs of life, the gifs of life!
When the world never seems to be livin up to your dreams And suddenly you're finding out the gifs of life are all about you, you!
It takes a lot to get 'em right When you're learning the gifs of life. (learning the gifs of life) Learning the gifs of life (learning the gifs of life) Learning the gifs of life!
source: http://www.netscapenavigatortips.com/
― Z S, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:21 (twelve years ago) link
well this is just silly, sorry thread
peace to everyone
very disappointed netscapenavigatortips doesn't actually exist
― dayo, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link
can you sing us some lyrics from crysalis, za?
― remy bean in exile, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link
here's a protip: upgrade to netscape navigator gold for a gold colored netscape navigator icon
http://api.ning.com/files/u6XUeysIPpwDctYqpbYJIw5QRA1-k7A-CH0PpwFrH0UVsF6fZj86-FESN6rokQhRS1IbpLEBvLBay9QsKRbJbg__/Phoenix_Wright.jpg http://i.imgur.com/gfo1w.gif
― your voice of treason, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
all those other suckers = http://i.imgur.com/WalOB.png
you otoh = http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn166/GiZZoR/NetGold.png
― dayo, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
http://api.ning.com/files/u6XUeysIPpwDctYqpbYJIw5QRA1-k7A-CH0PpwFrH0UVsF6fZj86-FESN6rokQhRS1IbpLEBvLBay9QsKRbJbg__/Phoenix_Wright.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1Lbjy.jpg
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn166/GiZZoR/NetGold.png
these logos are so hilarious to me now. i mean yeah, i get it - maybe the browser could only display 256 colors at a time or something, and the original art had 2000 colors so it got all pixelated as a result. but isn't the natural response to that limitation to design something that uses 256 colors or less rather than degrading something else?
what i mean to say is that i want to see the original Netscape Navigator Gold 3 artwork, signed
― Z S, Friday, 9 December 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link
wisk I was kisking it with ZSd
― you are a baby seal (Abbott), Friday, 9 December 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
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― Z S, Friday, 9 December 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link
i want the wordless chorus forever
― Z S, Friday, 9 December 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link
i've thought about starting a band called Evil Guide Dog ... would you feel infringed?
I've totally thought this too. Damnit.
― Illia Rump (emil.y), Friday, 9 December 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
i was thinking of it as a recording project. maybe we could collaborate?
― sarahel, Friday, 9 December 2011 03:11 (twelve years ago) link
i don't want to have to sue you
but if you don't start a recording project called Evil Guide Dog, i will be forced to sue you
― Z S, Friday, 9 December 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
best case EVER
<3 u mang
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Friday, 9 December 2011 03:20 (twelve years ago) link
Three people this week have told me to buy a laptopand three times I have denied them
― you are a baby seal (Abbott), Friday, 9 December 2011 04:00 (twelve years ago) link
you are the judas of laptops.
― estela, Friday, 9 December 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link
Okay, sarahel: you, me, Evil Guide Dog. But on one condition: it has to be a concept album.
― Illia Rump (emil.y), Friday, 9 December 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link
ok dudes
what if it was about the beginning of time? but only, the beginning of time is also the end of time for this declining Grand Epoch. the first song, and first half is called "The Inauguration of Time" and begins out of the fadeout of some song you never hear the rest of. then, there's a giant bong rip. the bubbly noise starts to reverb and delay repeat out of control, until it pitches up into a hightone squeal - of mother nature, who is now lashing back at the evils of mankind, who have gradually grown into a loud den of noise distorting out of the initial giggles from the bong rip earlier in the song. The second and final half is called "Albequerqee", and is all about Albequerqee, MT, and how much they hate getting mixed up with Albuquerque, NM, although it's nice to get the occasional accidental tourist who didn't do enough research, can't complain about that.
then just put everything recorded in reverse and release it
― Z S, Friday, 9 December 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
i think the Evil Guide Dog also should function as a Chiron character. And in the end Evil Guide Dog battles Cerberus - as they have a mythic feud over the possession of a particular bitch.
― sarahel, Friday, 9 December 2011 04:25 (twelve years ago) link
- getting off work early to go strolling through an xmas market in the prettiest town in ireland with the prettiest girl in ireland
- then i'm off for a weekend hard drinking with the filthiest savages in ireland
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 9 December 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
This is why sandbox is superior to FB-ILX: If ZS had posted the promising "I'm drunk" thread here he wouldn't ave been able to delete it like he did over there.
― Sandbox Jesse, Friday, 9 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link
Good lord, what were you all doing last night?
― OH GNUS (Pyth), Friday, 9 December 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
i don't even knowi don't even know
*hangs head*
― Z S, Friday, 9 December 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
i just checked my work email and saw that one of my s wrote to me at 3:41am to say she wouldn't be in class to take her exam. she was here, took the exam, and did not mention this email.
lol super late night emails to teacher
― league of women voters, Friday, 9 December 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
haha, are you going to ask her about it?
― Z S, Friday, 9 December 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
Three people this week have told me to buy a laptopand three times I have denied them― you are a baby seal (Abbott)
you are the judas of laptops.― estela
did u mean peter
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 December 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
haha ll
― lebateauivre, Friday, 9 December 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
My boss is trying to download a ruling from the US court's website using Chrome, which has a very hard time with PDFs on that site (it tries to save them as Perl Script files). I said he had to use IE, not Chrome. He said "WHAT IS CHROME???" (venting, but can't find an "IA" thread)
― Sandbox Jesse, Friday, 9 December 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
I told him it was the browser he was using, and he didn't know what a browser was. I said he needed to use Internet Explorer, and he said he WAS using "an internet explorer."
― Sandbox Jesse, Friday, 9 December 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
.ps is PostScript not Perl Script
― silby, Friday, 9 December 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
It's not his fault computers are impossible to understand.
― silby, Friday, 9 December 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
it's ".pl"
― Sandbox Jesse, Friday, 9 December 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
not .ps
― Sandbox Jesse, Friday, 9 December 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
what's script