~~~SANDBOX 77~~~

if i make it to what can plausibly be described as old age i am gonna be as cantankerous as fuck, just for laughs

OTM, I can't wait 'til I'm 85 so I can actually pull off complaining about a $5 copay increase by telling some stranger about every bad thing that has ever happened in my life. That was how I dealt with this very situation when I worked at a call center where mostly olds called. 'Someday, I will get to be this anciently entitled.'

No one ever hit me with a bus, I want to complain deeply and constantly someday.

i imagine i will be vastly more mellow as an old than i ever have been as a not as old

speakin of gettin old i played 3hrs of subzero football and now my lower back has locked. Lovely.

dayo, the instruction is to get ready to do something daring, not to do something daring. i fear you would be very easy pickings for a genie.

― estela, Thursday, December 8, 2011 5:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I realized this after I posted! so I got ready to do something daring but then I didn't actually do it

Just deciding that playing 3 hrs of sub-zero football is a good idea means you're not old.

dude, hey whoa, hey dude, whoa

hey dudes

hey hey hey hey

- blah shitty day capping off a shitty week with still two more shitty days to come :/

hey hey,

what's up, what is going on, how's it going

hey hey hey hey ZS what's up!

Your fabulilxor gifs ruining my sexytime tumblr faves is up for one ;)

that's cool, right on, yeah i mean that's cool, right

*checks your sextime tumblr faves*

i am about to eat 3.6 fl oz of americone dream ice cream

hold on, let me turn on the this thing on this page over here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omGnzAd28YM

wait a second, your voice of treason, you're telling me that not only do you still believe in the americone dream, but that you're actually about to eat it?

i find that hard to believe

I'm the <sorta my display name> guy following the shit out of you and your gifs are sublime as always just sayin' Z

imo the americone dream was always a myth to 90%+ of the population, and it's persistence is the source of at least 1/10 of our delusion

and it tastes like barf sandwich

i'm high so i'll post one sorry, but i was bummed that this one didn't take off

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvcglupLio1qdmmiqo1_400.gif

yooooooou aaaaaaaare allllll theeee woooooooooooooorld
yooooooou aaaaaaaare allllll theeee woooooooooooooorld

<3 <3 <3

i've thought about starting a band called Evil Guide Dog ... would you feel infringed?

I certainly wouldn't

j/k

dru/nk

oh that was a question for ZS

I FEEL INFRINGED

i will come up with a different name then!

wait a second, your voice of treason, you're telling me that not only do you still believe in the americone dream, but that you're actually about to eat it?

i find that hard to believe

― Z S

ate it y'all sorry \(^o^)/

i'm calling my lawyer

hold on.

on hey, yeah Jeremy, this is zach. yeah it's about evil guide dog again. i keep my 10-foot pole with me all the time, but no matter what i do, they want this intellectual property! i'm telling you this evil guide dog sells like gangbusters, like GANGbusters! yep so this time someone's asking me in advance if i would "feel infringed", holy shit and it's in writing on the internet! so obviously we drain 125K out of her, and in the meantime i dangle a little "evil guide dog" over on 4chan or whatever and boom we got another potential financially lucrative lawsuit victory guaranteed, i love this country and the founding fathers, alright talk to you later jeremy.

ctrl+d what a great thread,

ate it y'all sorry \(^o^)/

― your voice of treason, Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

markers did the recession

just wanted a lil ice cream ;_;

i am also drunk, yeah i admit it.
you can start a band called evil guide dog, of course! that would be awesome. actually just yesterday a friend of mine called and asked for a band name and they used what i gave them! which is terrible because i once named a high school band Chrystalis

drunk and high? my mang! :)

see - Evil Guide Dog - would basically be me playing all the instruments and "Sebastian" the guard dog from the record "Sebastian Speaks" would be on vocals.

alternate name: Sarahel and Sebastian

xpost it IS thursday night

jesus, so i just realized, i suggested the name "Apostates" to my friend, and he loved it, but i realize now that if someone doesn't like their name they will inevitably be referred to as "A Prostate". that's why no one used it before, among other probable reasons

http://api.ning.com/files/u6XUeysIPpwDctYqpbYJIw5QRA1-k7A-CH0PpwFrH0UVsF6fZj86-FESN6rokQhRS1IbpLEBvLBay9QsKRbJbg__/Phoenix_Wright.jpg

"JESUS, SO I JUST REALIZED!"

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it IS thursday night!

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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHER!!!! !!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! oh GOD!!

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We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx!
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls!
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx!
All the gifts of life are held within our walls!

All the GIFS of life are held within our walls!

fixed for u boo

You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The gifs of life, the gifs of life!

There's a time you got to go and show
You're growin' now you know about
The gifs of life, the gifs of life!

When the world never seems
to be livin up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
the gifs of life are all about you, you!

It takes a lot to get 'em right
When you're learning the gifs of life. (learning the gifs of life)
Learning the gifs of life (learning the gifs of life)
Learning the gifs of life!

source: http://www.netscapenavigatortips.com/

well this is just silly, sorry thread

peace to everyone

very disappointed netscapenavigatortips doesn't actually exist

can you sing us some lyrics from crysalis, za?

here's a protip: upgrade to netscape navigator gold for a gold colored netscape navigator icon

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all those other suckers = http://i.imgur.com/WalOB.png

you otoh = http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn166/GiZZoR/NetGold.png