~~~SANDBOX 77~~~

-fortune cookie reads "get ready to do something daring"
-do I dare do something daring today

Dare to do, dyao.

^ importance of commas

eat a peach, roll up pants etc etc mermaids bla bla

(the love twitter of J Alfred Prfrk)

lol

oh man i made a bad public situation :(

I was in a crowded café and asked an old guy using two tables (one for his bag, one for himself) if maybe I could sit at the table his bag was on. He was all "You're really making things hard for me, there are other seats around. I mean geez, what's wrong with sitting over there?" – and he indicated a seat that was at a table with a baby - "can't you sit on that one?" I said, "uh, okay, if you really need two tables i'll go elsewhere" and walked off. As I was walking off, he said "no, no, come back, I guess I can manage." Two minutes later a seat opened up at the primo directly across from him and I took it now he is scowling at me and looking really miserable with life and I have an irrational desire to buy him a coffee or something and say peace, happy holidays. B/c he is obviously having a shitty day/life.

dayo, the instruction is to get ready to do something daring, not to do something daring. i fear you would be very easy pickings for a genie.

remy, that's not a bad public situation, that's a dude playing the crotchety card

nah give him the finger for like ten seconds and make stone cold neutral eye contact while u do it. he'll be scared shitless!

xp

(the love twitter of J Alfred Prfrk)

― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Thursday, December 8, 2011 11:28 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

<3 <3 <3

he is ... tuning a violin now. without playing it? without listening to it. i don't even understand. he just has a violin out and he is tightening and loosening the pegs, and rubbing a lint-free cloth around the body. it is a very, very nice violin. i am glad i sat here now: he is v. entertaining.

Remy where you at? I'll come down there and give him the stinkeye.

I hate old people who have a serious case of old. And i dont care if that makes me seem mean. Especially the old bats at the supermarket who PUSH IN FRONT OF PEOPLE in the checkout queue!! "I ONLY HAVE A FEW THINGS" well lady if you'd asked nicely I might have let you by but now you can go jump, you senile old cow.

He left, after talking very loudly to ELIZABETH, MY DEAR ELIZABETH! on his cell phone about THE NASTY CROWDS AND PUSHY PEOPLE AND DAMN TOURISTS GETTING WORSE (here, I got a look), and about WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS AND OH, YEAH, I'LL MEET YOU AT THAT EYE-TALIAN PLACE, WHAT A LOVELY OFFER, AS LONG AS THERE'S A SAFE PLACE TO PUT MY VIOLIN.

Old fucker.

if i make it to what can plausibly be described as old age i am gonna be as cantankerous as fuck, just for laughs

Admittedly, me too. And I sometimes suspect thats why some old people are assholes, cos theyve been waiting all their life to get away with it.

if i make it to what can plausibly be described as old age i am gonna be as cantankerous as fuck, just for laughs

OTM, I can't wait 'til I'm 85 so I can actually pull off complaining about a $5 copay increase by telling some stranger about every bad thing that has ever happened in my life. That was how I dealt with this very situation when I worked at a call center where mostly olds called. 'Someday, I will get to be this anciently entitled.'

No one ever hit me with a bus, I want to complain deeply and constantly someday.

i imagine i will be vastly more mellow as an old than i ever have been as a not as old

speakin of gettin old i played 3hrs of subzero football and now my lower back has locked. Lovely.

dayo, the instruction is to get ready to do something daring, not to do something daring. i fear you would be very easy pickings for a genie.

― estela, Thursday, December 8, 2011 5:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I realized this after I posted! so I got ready to do something daring but then I didn't actually do it

Just deciding that playing 3 hrs of sub-zero football is a good idea means you're not old.

dude, hey whoa, hey dude, whoa

hey dudes

hey hey hey hey

- blah shitty day capping off a shitty week with still two more shitty days to come :/

hey hey,

what's up, what is going on, how's it going

hey hey hey hey ZS what's up!

Your fabulilxor gifs ruining my sexytime tumblr faves is up for one ;)

that's cool, right on, yeah i mean that's cool, right

*checks your sextime tumblr faves*

i am about to eat 3.6 fl oz of americone dream ice cream

hold on, let me turn on the this thing on this page over here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omGnzAd28YM

wait a second, your voice of treason, you're telling me that not only do you still believe in the americone dream, but that you're actually about to eat it?

i find that hard to believe

I'm the <sorta my display name> guy following the shit out of you and your gifs are sublime as always just sayin' Z

imo the americone dream was always a myth to 90%+ of the population, and it's persistence is the source of at least 1/10 of our delusion

and it tastes like barf sandwich

i'm high so i'll post one sorry, but i was bummed that this one didn't take off

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvcglupLio1qdmmiqo1_400.gif

yooooooou aaaaaaaare allllll theeee woooooooooooooorld
yooooooou aaaaaaaare allllll theeee woooooooooooooorld

<3 <3 <3

i've thought about starting a band called Evil Guide Dog ... would you feel infringed?

I certainly wouldn't

j/k

dru/nk

oh that was a question for ZS

I FEEL INFRINGED

i will come up with a different name then!

wait a second, your voice of treason, you're telling me that not only do you still believe in the americone dream, but that you're actually about to eat it?

i find that hard to believe

― Z S

ate it y'all sorry \(^o^)/

i'm calling my lawyer

hold on.

on hey, yeah Jeremy, this is zach. yeah it's about evil guide dog again. i keep my 10-foot pole with me all the time, but no matter what i do, they want this intellectual property! i'm telling you this evil guide dog sells like gangbusters, like GANGbusters! yep so this time someone's asking me in advance if i would "feel infringed", holy shit and it's in writing on the internet! so obviously we drain 125K out of her, and in the meantime i dangle a little "evil guide dog" over on 4chan or whatever and boom we got another potential financially lucrative lawsuit victory guaranteed, i love this country and the founding fathers, alright talk to you later jeremy.

ctrl+d what a great thread,

ate it y'all sorry \(^o^)/

― your voice of treason, Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

markers did the recession