9. someone did end up taking me to the bathroom, where i splashed water on the poop stain on my right leg10. she asked if i would like to call my mom to bring a change of pants, but i was afraid of making my mom mad (???) and so i said no.11. spent the rest of the day in class with a poopstain on me.
see, an abbbottt-esque figure to help me was totally absent, i would have really appreciated it
― Z S, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
plop
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
*plop*
― remy bean in exile, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
1. kindergarten2. sitting really close to the kid next to me, like legs touching, for some reason3. diarrhea explosion4. squirted up the back and side of his jeans5. "plop"6. *staaank*
This seems like a setlist at an industry showcase
― OH NOES, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
dude it was awesome & then half the crowd just left but they came right back on & played *staaank* it fuckin slayed
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
diarrhea explosion brought the house down
2 is a medley obv
― OH NOES, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link
2 is actually kinda a beautiful poem fro the ny school, just w/o linebreaks
sitting really close to the kid next to melike legs touchingfor some reason
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link
I was Pooped On: the Z S Story
― Z S, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 20:34 (twelve years ago) link
*staaank* breeze
― lxy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
Certain band being awesome today, making me feel all hopeful and like I have a heart again. Damn them.
― OH GNUS (Pyth), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link
- havent eaten a real meal since monday. currently polishing off a basket of fancy cheeses and crackers and antipasto that my aunt sent us for no reason
- havent gotten dressed, havent showered
- spent most of the morning playing skyrim and the afternoon playing records and interneting
- terrible waste of a midweek day off, so many boring chores to do
- thinking abt spending the change i scraped together for laundry on pizza instead
― blah blah blah (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link
hi-5 @ all of this
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
apparently I have an interview with a Big Boss for a possible Major Promotion tomorrow at High Noon
― quincie, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link
also, trayce has a bf now??
Gah, sorry for confuse, its still veganboy, I was just using shorthand really, its too confusing otherwise. ALtho appartently it still was, haw.
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link
Anyhoo:- went to doc about worrying skin cancer potentiality- relieved to find out is just "age spots", ha (tho I do have some other spots I need to watch)- while at doc, mentioned my psoriasis and itchy ear and strange deafness- ... apparently I have a fucking perforated eardru, and now I think about it, probably have done for a long time- no wonder I cant hear :(
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
ah, i see!xp! well, i'm glad you do not have cancer and that you at least have a diagnosis re: eardrum
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
i am in NYC and today went to the russian turkish baths (during women's-only hours) and it was awesome - so relaxing, so exfoliatingdrinks/"fap" at Mona's tomorrow after work! :)
luck q
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
ahhh i went to that place once, i was thinking of it earlier, i remember coming out & feeling this weird absence of specific memories relating to the previous three hours of my life because it had been so totally like ... physical, w/no cerebral input whatsoever, it was me just being like JJUHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRrrrrr for a few hours in various hot rooms. there was a cavernous one in which a woman was being beaten w/plant leaves that still occasionally freaks me out when i remember itxp
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:35 (twelve years ago) link
i was not beaten with plant leaves nor did i see any plant leaves beatings but i did see the sticks with leaves on them.there is also a big sauna room (there are 5 rooms + a v cold pool) that is so hot i sat in it for 1.5 minutes before it felt like my skin was on fire. you are supposed to dump buckets of water over yourself in there.
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, that sounds kinda familiar, again my brain was not really making memories through the hours i was there, it is just a hazy memory of being in various states of supreme bodily shutdown
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:46 (twelve years ago) link
it was def good tho & would go again. i got into a weird grudging haggling thing over membership w/the guy who ran it, who i also later heard crazy stories about
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
Also just read upthread and bit puzzled at anyone reacting with massive freaking out over a bit of wee, ffs. Lots of people have kids? And little kids like, you know, wee everywhere and it gets on you all the time?
Also, cats? (the amount of cat poo and urine Ive had to handle in my life... ugh)
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, it's especially weird to hear from somebody in a school setting. kids are nasty, and I would imagine anybody who's around them would be accustomed to a lot worse than a pee-soaked notebook. but i can also imagine an administrator making "a thing" on some weird grounds of decency or whatnot.
― remy bean in exile, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
-ran out of garlic-nooooooooo
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
- my US residency status seems to be in jeopardy right now- probably in reality it isn't, but on paper it is- rational, objective brain knows that we will get through this- other part of brain is in constant state of low level anxiety
― smoove operator, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
My fate lies in the hands of someone not dissimilar to that paypal agent who tried to fuck over regretsy, except I don't have a legion of fans to stir shit up for me
― smoove operator, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
remy: yeah exactly, what a stupid reaction from the VP. Theyre kids! Wee and vomit just happens, yo.
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
gah that is such a stressful situation! i hope it gets sorted out in your favour asapxp
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
ruby i think you DO have a legion of fans to stir shit up for you. i've got my stir-stick ready, just point me to the pot.
― lxy, Thursday, 8 December 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
and if you and ytth need to go on the lam, you know where i live. <3
― lxy, Thursday, 8 December 2011 00:16 (twelve years ago) link
<3 !
It will be ok, it's just scary bc our whole lives are here now, and we're happy, and it would more immigration stress getting ytth into nz
― smoove operator, Thursday, 8 December 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
holyshit guys the vampires got dayo i xan't believe how calm y'all are
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 8 December 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link
lxy otm and hope you sort this out soon J! Preferably not by having to deal with a Murray at the embassy haha xx
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Thursday, 8 December 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link
I FEEL YOU BRUV
I was like, how the fuck did THIS happen, didn't have so many unused cloves that I was afraid they'd all go bad?!? And the answer was: Yes, but then Thanksgiving happened.
― OH GNUS (Pyth), Thursday, 8 December 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
this is why i buy bags of peeled cloves and keep them in the freezer
― smoove operator, Thursday, 8 December 2011 03:20 (twelve years ago) link
I never thought to prepeel and freeze garlic. Thats genius. Can ytou just cut/cook it from frozen?
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Thursday, 8 December 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link
i buy bags that are pre-peeled bc i am lazy! i keep it in an airtight container in the freezer, zap a few cloves in the microwave for 15 secs to defrost (or just take them out of the freezer a couple hours before cooking), then i'm good to go.
― smoove operator, Thursday, 8 December 2011 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
i'm sure it probably loses some potency, but it's working for me
OTM.
The Asian supermarket sells 1lb. tubs of peeled garlic for ~$2.50.
BTW, TJ's smushed up jars of garlic paste are TERRIBLE. Why can't they just have normal minced garlic? I bought that paste when I still had a sense of smell and it smelled like methane.
xp- it thaws very quickly, so I never bother to thaw it at all.
It might not be good where raw garlic is called for, but cooked, it's A-okay.
― Sandbox Jesse, Thursday, 8 December 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
many xposts - Q, good luck! Do you want the Major Promotion or are you Ambivalent?
― ljubljana, Thursday, 8 December 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
Minced garlic inna jar is blechhh cos it has to be preserved with like vinegar or citric acid to stop spoilage and that gives it a taste :(
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Thursday, 8 December 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link
(dried granulated garlic isnt too bad for emergencies tho)
(oops this isnt the cooking thread is it hahaha)
Good luck to Q with the job and J with the immigration hassles!
― thejenny, Thursday, 8 December 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link
-I told somebody today they look like linda hamilton in the terminator but on GISing linda hamilton I can only find pictures of linda hamilton when she looks older. I hope the person won't be offended :/
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link
?http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsH/7331.gif
― Number None, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
that's a good 'un
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Terma3.jpg
― ledge, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
It's a compliment either way. Probably
― Number None, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link