can def distinguish btwn 'bloat' and 'got fat' btw max otm there
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
i guess this thread has helped me realize i find dicaprio attractive in general
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
speaking of beatty, horseshoe did you see this
http://byliner.com/sara-davidson/stories/excerpt-joan
Warren Beatty was working the room, telling people he wanted to do some "gynecological detective work. I'm a combination gynecologist and detective." He took me aside and said he had a crush on Joan. "I want to see her fly."I told him I'd arrived early and given Joan a massage. He looked puzzled. "A verbal massage? Is that what you mean?""A back massage."His eyes quickened at the suggestion of touching her tiny, delicate back. He walked to where she was seated, pulled up a rattan Huey Newton chair facing her, opened his knees and pressed her knees between his. "This is it for me," he said. "This is all I want, right here. I'm happy."Sitting down next to Joan, I asked, "For how long?"Warren looked at his watch. "I don't have to be on the set until ten Monday morning." He looked straight in Joan's eyes and, with a smile that could melt an ice queen, pressed his knees tighter around hers.She fidgeted. "This is not . . . "She moved her hand in circles in the air. John was not around to complete her sentence so she said, with a shy smile, ". . . feasible."
I told him I'd arrived early and given Joan a massage. He looked puzzled. "A verbal massage? Is that what you mean?"
"A back massage."
His eyes quickened at the suggestion of touching her tiny, delicate back. He walked to where she was seated, pulled up a rattan Huey Newton chair facing her, opened his knees and pressed her knees between his. "This is it for me," he said. "This is all I want, right here. I'm happy."
Sitting down next to Joan, I asked, "For how long?"
Warren looked at his watch. "I don't have to be on the set until ten Monday morning." He looked straight in Joan's eyes and, with a smile that could melt an ice queen, pressed his knees tighter around hers.
She fidgeted. "This is not . . . "
She moved her hand in circles in the air. John was not around to complete her sentence so she said, with a shy smile, ". . . feasible."
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
keanu has/can look bloaty iirc
King of bloat- j spader
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
i just want to reiterate that mark ruffalo is clearly a decent and kind man and is not bloating due to evil. also i dispute the bloating is even happening.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
d'you think tom cruise is bloated
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
horseshoe is a bloat truther
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
omg max no i hadn't!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe there's a diff between bloat and fat BUT Baldwin and Denofrio aren't great examples of that. They just got big and it's OK! I mean, I sorta like chubby dudes tho so I don't really care.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
oh my god YES
haha HS is that story great or what
how 'bout nick cage
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
i mean of COURSE jd is the only person who would turn down warren beatty in his prime
can you imagine the nerve...touching joan didion!!!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
who did he think he was
Spader does bloat that's true. That's also prob coke.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
cruise don't bloat tbf to dude
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
another dude who did not bloat: jeff goldblum
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link
dude who did: chris noth
cage bloats by times
Pasty skin is a big part of it i think
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link
actually cocaine probably does a lot of work toward the bloat theory in general tbh
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link
more proximate cause than darkness in the soul
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― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
damon is hovering on the precipice of bloat
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah Noth did.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
wahlberg has not bloated, probably because he is always fuckin working out
― max max max max, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 8:42 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
feel like he just fucked his metabolism with the anorexia
I was wondering about john travolta but he was pretty 'musuclar' in his young days too
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
friends- joey fat, chandler bloat, ross can swing to bloat but does ok mainly
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/mb/king_arrivals_260309/chris_noth_5268784.jpg
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
omg john travolta is like king bloat
MW will not bloat because he's inhumanely perfect in every way.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
there needs to be a new word for what happened to travolta's face
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
brad pitt, george clooney: no bloat
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
Nope. Travolta just got fat. Wasn't dancing enough.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
his whole head swelled
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
George Clooney is still getting better looking. It's ridiculous. I don't even get how it's possible.
nicholson obviously bloated
was just gonna post that george clooney hasn't aged at all besides grey hair
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
travolta can get fat, but that chin is a spectacular anti-bloat canopy
Affleck bloats despite chin however
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
brad pitt, george clooney and mark wahlberg clearly take care of their bodies on a female actor-level
the head swell is classic bloat symptom. he got fat, too, but the fat is on top of the bloat
erica otm. so jellies
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link
feel like george clooney recently turned a corner and finally looks his age. he is still gorgeous though.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.dotting.me/en/images/photos/84/brkum6gu.jpg
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link
I feel that mark wahlberg isn't on the same 'leading man' type level as others itt tho
harrison ford never bloated but he turned into a pretty awesome grandpa
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ Linda Ronstadt headline.
― Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link
haha harrison ford got an earring, nuff said
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link
the earring warded off bloat