LOL HS I was like WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?! For a second.
and HS otm. It prob happens just as much to lady actors but they're then banished and you just don't see it as much
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
dicaprio is the most tragic bloat though cause he still looks so babyish, now he just looks like this enormous sweaty baby
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
horseshoe plz recall that max max max max is 12x obese so his idea of 'bloated' is...skewed
― river wolf, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
nah--i mean lady actors put on weight sometimes--but theres this really specific male actor thing where they just BLOAT--like someone inserted a tube and used a bicycle pump or something
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:26 (twelve years ago) link
Max why do you hate fat ppl so much?
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:26 (twelve years ago) link
dicaprio had transition to adulthood problems way beyond simple bloat
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.thefoundist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Alec_Baldwin-2-The_Last_Shot.jpg------>http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/12/1/1259683343701/Alec-Baldwin-001.jpg
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
but it makes staring at his face fascinating, like you can discern the teen idol trapped in his weirdo adult face. also he was hot in the departed.
xp
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
bloated lady actor
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link
i guess they are allowed to and still get work, unlike women.
yeah i kinda also feel like the whole aura around serious, 'real' actors is abt like staying up all night and drinkin and smokin and fuckin and shia lebeoufin around and then you realize that it takes a toll and you shoulda stayed in drinking mineral water and watchin downtown abbey
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link
bloatress
again--let me be clear--i am not talking about FAT--fat is obviously a component of the bloat phenomenon--but i am sort of convinced that the bloat is more than just fat--it may have a psychic component for example
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link
cannot WAIT for shia to bloat
i think it probably doesn't happen to female actors as much, because once they're in the game they're committed to ascetic measures to get work. whereas i feel like alec baldwin was like, hell yes i am going to eat and drink and remain confident i can still get work.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
i really do not think lady actors bloat. meryl streep has not bloated. anjelica houston has not bloated. helen mirren has not bloated.
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
so many xp
like its part of their mystique to wear their hard livin on their faces except consuming too much delicious food and drink just makes you look like a puffy sex addict brought in for questioning
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
it may have a psychic component for example
― max max max max, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 8:28 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
oh okay. well no reverse-dorian-gray shit is happening to mark ruffalo because he's an angel afaict.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
i understand that this is in part a gender politics situation but i think that it might also be supernatural in nature
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, I was going to correct myself and say that. Women probably just police themselves more. Max I'm not really seeing the distinction between fat and bloat in your examples. Dudes just got thick imo.
shia lebeoufin around
lol
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
oh look a thirty year old and a fifty year old
xps
― river wolf, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
you are supposed to be all sad lookin at old marlon brando because you are like "dang dude what happened"
bloat is a vibe
you can just see the bloat aura emanating off these folkz
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
mark ruggalo but srsly 300 answers? Guy's cute and likeable but i mean has anyone said 'schlubby' yet?
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
i would contribute to a thread about the evolution (devolution?) of leonardo dicaprio's face tbh
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
there is no such thing as schlubby i decree it
see who is "deems"--am i supposed to take this person seriously
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
HS - gchat for a sec pls.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
darraghmac
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
x-post darraghmac, so no
;)
shia labloat
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.realbollywood.com/up_images/Leonardo-DiCaprio13030o.jpg
He's good looking but I could never really get into him. He's always looked too babyish.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link
he's really grown into his face
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link
I like the looks of all these porked up pretty boys
― not uplifting (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link
there's an omar little thread on ILX about male actors who went south way fast
nick nolte
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
i dunno how 'seriously' one's posts are to be taken itt i mean the ladies are skimming every post w/out pics anyway
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
you know who never bloated: warren beatty
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
yeah dicaprio looks fine in that pic tbh
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
not that hes still a looker or anything, but he avoided the bloat, somehow
Yeah, Nolte was a babe in his younger years.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
straight dudes are kind of hard on straight dudes' looks itt
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
it goes without saying that newman and redford avoided the bloat but p sure those dudes are aliens neway
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
paul newman missed the bloat
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
really the more i think abt the more i think im right also that is probably a curse of some kind, so max is right too. i think if you want to be a 'serious, oscar-winning actor' than you have to wear yr inflated monstrous ego in yr face as some kind of supernatural devils bargin i mean look at keanu reeves dude is looking fine as hell still
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
tbh I like that DiCaprio is not a gently airbrushed slender anime anymore bcz I don't have to have flashbacks to every other girl's locker in ninth grade when I see a photo of him today
― not uplifting (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
psh--the bloat cares not for sexuality
http://c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/27492pcn_boygeorge07-682x1024.jpg
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link
yeah how did keanu avoid the bloat?? i feel like ppl who do not bloat are probably the chillest to hang out with
and if you find a pic of ole keanu looking bloated and sweaty just dont post k thanx not cuz it ruins my theory (paul newman and clint eastwood already do that well enough) i just need some small things my life rn yknow
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link