Real or fake?

Fake.

Our real ones were great for a few years when I was younger and my big brother used to work for the Forestry Commission. We had a teensy wee real one a couple of years back that was a present from my boss, but it died really quickly when we planted it out our back garden :-/ I usually have a couple of real poinsettas though.

Once, when my parents were between houses, they put fairy lights and tinsel on my dad's biggest golf trophy. Weirdos.

She fell off the tree when we tried it, MsMis.