lol steve2
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
here i tracked it down 4 u http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/12/13/101213fa_fact_lehrer?currentPage=all
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
wait I'm a little confused, there's a new yorker article?
― dayo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
who does it feature?
im def putting that series of posts in my personal hall of fame, i just reget that they werent recorded on ilx proper
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link
Thanks CC
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link
Well, the good news is that Mr. Stapp had a shitfit that resulted in that video being more trouble to find than it's worth to me.
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
The bad news is that Kidd Rock has a penis.
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
oh dont worry mr rock is a fully clothed bystander
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
or did u find some stuff u werent really looking for
stapp has made sure that the net has been rid of kid rock kock
― sandbox banned socks (Mr. Stevenson #2), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
no....i found a still of kidd rock facing the camera with his shirt lifted up and a head of long blonde hair near his backside. that was unpleansant.
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link
strike that "n"
i guess the full tape never got released just the preview anyway no one should watch this ever http://www.heaven666.org/kid-rock-scott-stapp-sex-tape-preview-1735.php
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link
"I'm Bob, nice to meet you."
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link
smooth ass motherfucker
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link
also
"It's good to be the king."
http://media.myspacepimper.com/content/gif/music/music_139.gif
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link
aaaaaaargh. so embarrassing.
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:02 (twelve years ago) link
the weird thing is i can't imagine that a scott stapp sex tape would scar my psyche more than this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrZ3A06Wkdc
― sandbox banned socks (Mr. Stevenson #2), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:04 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah well that's one of the all time greatest/worst things ever recorded.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link
the weird thing about the whole protest against nickelback doing the thanksgiving halftime is like, it's not possible for them to have topped creed, and if it was, wouldn't you kind of want them to?
― sandbox banned socks (Mr. Stevenson #2), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:06 (twelve years ago) link
i'd never seen that before.
i'm watching it in another window.
@4:05
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:12 (twelve years ago) link
oh.
new song. black priests? is this racist?
oh, they're not all black. there is one blond.
this is just....not very good.
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:14 (twelve years ago) link
something just occurred to me that I got out of bed to come nad post this
if you love mark ruffalo does that mean you also love VINCE VAUGHN??
― dayo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
no
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:21 (twelve years ago) link
pssh, other than being caucasian and having dark hair those two look nothing alike
vince vaughn is like seven feet tall, for one
― knackered housecat, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:25 (twelve years ago) link
bennett gets mark ruffalo confused with vincent van gogh a lot
― sandbox banned socks (Mr. Stevenson #2), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link
I used to like Vince Vaughn.
I still think Jeremy Piven is cute. He's in the class w/ Ruffalo and Vaugh, right?
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:35 (twelve years ago) link
what are you people even talking about
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:39 (twelve years ago) link
vaughn and ruffalo are both squareheaded and perpetually tired-looking iirc
― sandbox banned socks (Mr. Stevenson #2), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
i just feel like none of you even knows what mark ruffalo looks like. except plax.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link
why hasnt this dude done an odd couple remake yet
― dr. strongo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link
I once saw a clip of Vincent D'Onofrio on a talk show talking about how he gets approached by people thinking he is Vince Vaughn so he signs autographs for them as Vaughn.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
;__;
I know what he looks like.
But I kind of have face blindness, so maybe I don't.
But afaict, he's beautiful.
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link
<3 sorry Jesse, i'm just being a jerk
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
reading this thread has been an excellent finish to what has been a p great nite
can i just say tho that ryan gosling can never be handsome, because: http://images.zap2it.com/images/tv-EP00231430/breaker-high-5.jpg
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 05:19 (twelve years ago) link
it's OK horsehoe :)
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 05:22 (twelve years ago) link
or you know whatever your name is
also i feel like mark ruffalo, while def objectively good-looking, is so ~dreamy~ because of his voice, which is this perfect combination of intelligent and warm and vulnerable
theres a scene in 'we dont live here anymore' (so many incredibly boneable ppl so nicely photographed all in the service of the most boring movie ever =() that perfects this exactly mb i can find it on youtube...
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 05:23 (twelve years ago) link
her name is horseshoe loves tom brady iirc
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 05:23 (twelve years ago) link
otm he has the best voice.
haha we don't live here anymore is so dumb. the things i've watched for you, mark ruffalo!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link
OMG I forgot about how horseshoe actually posted as horsehoe for a while.
― dyao think i'm sexy (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 05:29 (twelve years ago) link
that was an unfortunate accident of poor spelling!
there is a scene in the beginning of you can count on me that i always think of when i'm trying to conjure the sound of mark ruffalo's voice. he's like shiftily trying to explain to laura linney why he hasn't been in touch for a long time and he sort of haltingly says it's "on account of the faaaaact that...i was incarcerated." and the way he stretches the short a in "fact" is p much the dreamiest thing ever.
i don't think it's fair that i always end up sounding like a crazy person in ruffalo threads. they're a trap.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 05:34 (twelve years ago) link
<3 when horseshoe gets all swoony
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 05:39 (twelve years ago) link
this thread was v busy so i will say this:
horseshoe otm
― judith, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 09:49 (twelve years ago) link
also, it is in large part about how he moves which is v surprising. i always get the tiniest bit disappointed when i try to gis him bc his hotness is never entirely encapsulated by the still photograph. also yes he is disgustingly hot in in the cut
― judith, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 09:53 (twelve years ago) link
adrien brody looks like a praying mantis and ryan gosling has always looked like he was in backstreet boys
― judith, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 10:42 (twelve years ago) link
but i guess he was good in some films or w/e
― judith, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 10:43 (twelve years ago) link