I love A Brody. He's hot.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, December 5, 2011 8:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink
adrian brody is so much worse than hitler, and you are at least as bad as hitler via association
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:34 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
chucklebutt way otm here, a brody is terrible & is just a human being with a face, what a show off
i am sure there is another actor who forms part of the ruffalo/donofrio/[someone else] holy trinity. i mean i guess you could put together a whole spectrum, w/james gandolfini at one end, but i'm sure there's another key player.
nb it is possible i am thinking of vince vaughn
xp i realise things have gotten more intimate itt than the broadbrush general character commentary i am coming in w/ now
― Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:28 (twelve years ago) link
What's so awful about Brody? Did he eat some babies or something and I failed to hear about it? idgi
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link
adrian brody is a big rap head and is into cool shit like the beatnuts but because he's adrian brody and he looks completely ridiculous dressed even slightly hip hop everyone thinks he's a shia leboeuf level douchebag
― sandbox banned socks (Mr. Stevenson #2), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
adrien brody has an enormous head btw
― dayo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:33 (twelve years ago) link
my friend took a pic w/ him fortuitously and adrein brody looked like a scale wax model at 120% enlargement
He has a big shnoz but I like it.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/10/adrien-brody-paris-fashion-week.jpg
not my friend BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A GIANT
― dayo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
erica, i've got you beat on ws of shame - fred durst... (who also has a sex tape iirc)
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:35 (twelve years ago) link
tbf he could like the beatnuts and be an asshole. he kind of seems like an asshole to me but i have no hard evidence. he is hot, though.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:35 (twelve years ago) link
OMG last weekend my dad was talking about someone (can't remember who) and meant to say they had a big schnoz on them but instead said Schnauzer and I almost died laughing.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:35 (twelve years ago) link
The internet says he's 6'1" which is perfect height for me. Still in.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:36 (twelve years ago) link
OMG Jesse!! Durst?! ahahahahahaha
sorry
he is just a guy with a big mournful face who appears in films but does not accurately demand that posters include the credit, ADRIEN BRODY'S FACE, which is really what should get written up as it's the thing eliciting all the sympathy & earning all the money. he has similarly refused to credit his face while moving on to playing other roles, like sharp, unimpressed & urbane wes anderson characters, flaunting his face, flaunting his big face around.
i just think he is bad is all, but gets mad props for visually resembling a great actor.
― Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:36 (twelve years ago) link
He was really good in The Pianist!
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:37 (twelve years ago) link
are we including walking w/a cane as dressing slightly hip hop btw
― Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
i think that movie is a lil ott but you will note that as a holocaust movie it fits into the 'mournful' category i created for his earlier sadface pictures
i kinda think he's good at looking like a sad beardy guy in that movie (he looks like my dad in that?, idk i know it isn't relevant but just a lot like my dad)
― Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, this isn't good. This isn't good at all:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fAOVZcvYEw8/S9msc2_KCZI/AAAAAAAAA1o/h4jJVrVxWfs/s1600/adrien-brody-chest-hair-04.jpg
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link
is that chest made out of putty?
― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:41 (twelve years ago) link
he is so handsome, it just goes to show how wrong it goes when you have to consider some aspect of him other than his face
― Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
I used to find Adrien Brody very attractive but my least favorite movie of the past five years, Splice, killed that for me.
― not uplifting (Abbott), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link
haha that movie is so creepy but in a funny way
― sandbox banned socks (Mr. Stevenson #2), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link
That Tom Sawyer w/decolletage look isn't helping either.
― not uplifting (Abbott), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
I was waiting for you to contribute Abs cause I remembered that you used to lurve him.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
He really should have consulted me before starring in a movie where he seduces a mutant that's sort of his own daughter.
― not uplifting (Abbott), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link
ew. please don't ever do that, mark ruffalo.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
He was also a collector of wacky vinyl art toys in that movie.
― not uplifting (Abbott), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link
too late, Splice 2: The Ruffaloing is already in production
― sandbox banned socks (Mr. Stevenson #2), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link
I hope it is just about the longhair emo Canadian brother. "Sohree about the mutant rape."
― not uplifting (Abbott), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:55 (twelve years ago) link
oh i remember you posting about that movie, abbott! you linked to this review.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:55 (twelve years ago) link
i am so sorry you had to see that.
Yeah the movie ends w/the female lead getting raped by the mutant kid, who has switched genders, and impregnated w/its child, which she keeps...FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE.
― not uplifting (Abbott), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
marc ruffaloi would never involve himself in anything so horrid.
― estela, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
I am now kind of glad I saw that movie just bcz it's so bonkers to explain to people, but it is really truly awful. And so sad it killed a "type" for me (the Brody type). It's like when Straw Dogs ended my lifelong twitterpation for mathematicians that came from watching too much Square One as a child.
― not uplifting (Abbott), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
shouldn't the angle song remove any negative associations from straw dogs
― dayo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link
Well I'll never quit loving Larry Cedar.
― not uplifting (Abbott), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:01 (twelve years ago) link
ahhhhhh wish old iLX was up so I could bump my ASYMMETRICAL FACES thread w/ a brody
― dayo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:01 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry to turn this into 'weird looking guys Abbott liked but maybe outgrew' thread. MARKRUFF
― not uplifting (Abbott), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link
rofloi
― Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:xwQKXLUyDc0J:www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet%3Fboardid%3D40%26threadid%3D87397+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
RIP ILX, somebody inject A brody into that thread ASAP
― dayo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
Jesse Bradford. Whatever happened to that dude?
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, December 5, 2011 5:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink
i saw him IRL once and he was schlubby in a not-so-great way :/
― silvana mangano, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
this was like a year ago
don't most people have asymmetrical faces? christopher walken is one of the beautiful peoplecome onhttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lh1HOvNynGY/SfQM54a29hI/AAAAAAAAARg/irb-_zUSjQ4/s400/walken_young_gallery14.jpg
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:12 (twelve years ago) link
Larry Cedar!
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
I have never seen that photo of C Walken before and I am dumbfounded.
― OH GNUS (Pyth), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:21 (twelve years ago) link
yeah he was v handsome
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
Wait til you see the one with his shirt off O_O
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:23 (twelve years ago) link
i am not joking: i want to watch the stapp sex tape but i'm worried that i'll get turned on.
― Sandbox Jesse, Monday, December 5, 2011 9:21 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
ha you should prob watch it just to lol @ at yrself for thinking this was possible
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:23 (twelve years ago) link
yeah when we watched the dead zone a while back my wife was like "wow walked was kind of a good looking guy back then" but more recently when i mentioned this she totally denied and said he looked creepy in that
― sandbox banned socks (Mr. Stevenson #2), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:24 (twelve years ago) link
the whole science proves symmetrical faces are intensely attractive thing has been m/l debunked iirc
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link