Okay, good.
― thejenny, Monday, 5 December 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link
One time I picked up a hot pan off the dinner table and then yelled at my mom for not telling me it just came out of the oven. The next night everything on the table – serving bowls, pots and pans, glasses, plates – had a post-it note with her handwriting on it indicating its temperature:HOTCOLDLUKEWARMROOM TEMPERATURE
― not uplifting (Abbott), Monday, 5 December 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― horseshoe, Monday, 5 December 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link
need a "Mom Zings" thread
― Julie Lagger, Monday, 5 December 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link
My mom is the zing master.
― not uplifting (Abbott), Monday, 5 December 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link
lol
my dad has announced that he's thinking of changing his marital status next year, just all casual like
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link
Haha.
Tonight I was making a grilled sandwich in a cast iron skillet and I stepped away from it to get the Blu Ray player warmed up(Netflix streamin takes forever to load) and got sucked into fixing a problem with the ethernet cable.
Later I was reading some article online when the smoke alarm starting bleeting. When I looked up, the kitchen and living room were thick with smoke and my sandwich was charcoal. And it was hard to find the fucking smoke detector. It is tucked behind a light fixture outside the bathroom.
― Sandbox Jesse, Monday, 5 December 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
"haha" is an xp re the zings, obviously!
― Sandbox Jesse, Monday, 5 December 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
- had to choose between The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant and Frankenhooker on TV- wd probly have been better off with Frankenhooker all things considered
― Julie Lagger, Monday, 5 December 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
frankenhooker looked awesome but i was votoed h8 these fuckers so much
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
bet jjjusten has seen it
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 00:50 (twelve years ago) link
i've seen it! but not for a long time. it's great, like all of Frank Henenlotter's movies
― Julie Lagger, Monday, 5 December 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
well i mean how could it not be, i read the synopsis
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
begins with a fatal lawnmower accident iirc
― Julie Lagger, Monday, 5 December 2011 00:58 (twelve years ago) link
I meant to say that the reason I smell the burning sandwich that filled the room I was in with smoke for like 5 minutes was that I have no sense of smell.
Wanted to clear up that hole. Thx.
― Sandbox Jesse, Monday, 5 December 2011 00:59 (twelve years ago) link
eh, no, i think you have that mixed up with 'amadeus'? xp
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
matt stafford looks 16 and stoned
― horseshoe, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link
i love him!
lol sorry wrong thread
― horseshoe, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:03 (twelve years ago) link
we love matt stafford on this thread too
― JmC (step hen faps), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:03 (twelve years ago) link
:D
― horseshoe, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:04 (twelve years ago) link
img search says he looks like andy samberg is that the guy?
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
he does kind of! i also love andy samberg tbh; not trying to hear ilx comedy nerds who hate him.
― horseshoe, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link
lol Jesse, I was going to say - that's pretty good evidence that your sense of smell, which I know you had recently said you might be getting back, is still gone.
― thejenny, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:22 (twelve years ago) link
- Just got last of my xmas shoppin' packages from Thinkgeek- they have accidentally sent me two copies of Nintento Monopoly. Hahaha! I havent been charged wrongly, theyve stuffed up in my favour :D- TF am I gonna do with a spare Mario Monopoly borad.
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Monday, 5 December 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link
give it to a good kids' charity for their xmas toy drive, obv
― William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link
oh god, of course, I am embarrased that didn't occur to me.
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Monday, 5 December 2011 02:21 (twelve years ago) link
thread's been deindexed fwiw
― early evening mod, Monday, 5 December 2011 02:35 (twelve years ago) link
I'm seriously dismayed at the orange-ness of the "red" paint I just put on one window-frame. Trying to decide whether to do 2nd coat and see if the color firms up, or just go back and buy a quart of another color. Damn.
― Making like Melusine (Pyth), Monday, 5 December 2011 04:23 (twelve years ago) link
HEY I JUST RE-HUNG MY SHOWER CURTAINS AND AM ABOUT TO USE THEM!!!!! First shower in over a week. Maybe 10 days??
I, er...
ah...should I confess this, or not? Well, here goes....
I've been taking a shower only once every 3-4 days for the last few months. And I sleep in my clothes. I need a job or a reason to meet with people regularly, quick, before I turn into Pigpen.
― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Monday, 5 December 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link
yaaaay, i've smelled like ziggy marley all day, it was excellent, have smiled a bunch, was definitely the dude having the most fun at the war on drugs show
― Z S, Monday, 5 December 2011 05:02 (twelve years ago) link
all by myself, mind you
haven't done that in a long time, and it was actually fun!
now having another beer at home why because 2011 fucking blows, let's get it over with already
― Z S, Monday, 5 December 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link
Speaking of which, I found the bag of greenery that I lost a while back. Might have some tomorrow or the next day. Now if I could find my missing cell phone, everything would be much, much better.
― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Monday, 5 December 2011 05:13 (twelve years ago) link
- droppin my girl to train station on her way to job interview, she'll be home in 12 hrs
- the economy, eh
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 07:01 (twelve years ago) link
on the bike ride home i saw a beautiful cat, dead on the side of the road. looked like it just happened.
saddest fucking thing
― Z S, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link
today, the 6th of december, is the day i took out my air conditioner
― remy bean in exile, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link
every time i see that kind of thing i just feel so terrible. cats especially but birds, deer, raccoons. a squirrel was dead on the bike path i run on. it was totally intact. i always think its family is going to be wondering about it and they'll be sad and their brains can't comprehend what happened its just unexplained suffering. i also hit a bird with my car and saw in my mirror it was fluttering its wings weakly as it hit the road life is so sadxpost
― spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link
lol yeah i always take mine out in like november after not having used it for 2 months (i used it once this summer even though it was so hot, i'm cheap)
― spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:58 (twelve years ago) link
i took mine out the day before the halloween snowstorm
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link
it was 60º here, even this morinng, and i'm half-expecting a sirocco to come a'blusterin down the pipe when come the yule
― remy bean in exile, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
remy if I ever visit you you're gonna have to keep that air con on full blast 24/7
cause, you know, I'm hot
*makes hand guns*
― dayo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
it is v. foggy here and the ships in the harbor are making mating sounds
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
in your apartment/
― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link
The weather here was kind of nice (for December in Chicago) but you could feel the threat of the brutal cold to come in the air. I kind of love it.
― thejenny, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link
kind of kind of kind of
― thejenny, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
I will just park any hot-ass people in the corner and roast marshmallows in their radiant glory because it is perpetually cold in my too-po'-for-heat apt
― remy bean in exile, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link
fuckin pbs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celtic_Woman
― slandblox goole, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link
There was a cat the other day spawled on a foothpath near my place that was... dreadfully still, and my bf said "oh yeah that cat was there when I came up here on the way to yr house" which was even more WTF, I was like "ARE YOU SURE ITS NOT DEAD FFS", it was just kind of lying there, middle of the pavement. He said it was just sleeping and he'd patted it earlier. It looked pretty immobile to me, and it was STILL there when we came back past a couple hours later. It is going to bug me forever not knowing if it was ok or not.
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link