Oh! Dyao not my parents but once I decided to make miso soup and I used about 10x as much seaweed as called for and my apartment smelled the the most fetid saltwater marsh for DAYS.
― thejenny, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link
*blinks*
that is the worst thing about pet ownership I have ever heard
"they give you unconditional love but sometimes you have to juice their asses when they get older"
― OH NOES, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link
I *like* the smell of boiling cabbage.
― Sandbox Jesse, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
Butthole maintenance is the worst thing about pet ownership there is outside of the pet dying.
― thejenny, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
sometimes you have to juice their asses into the pot of boiling cabbage
― dayo, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
balut is nasty enough as it is, we don't need to improvise
― OH NOES, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
are we still talking about smells
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
we are talking about juicing a cat's ass, how could we NOT still be talking about smells
― OH NOES, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
I mean god help us all if we're moving on to taste
worst V8 flavor ever
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link
There was an energy drink called 'V' that smelled and tasted like chilled BO.
― yes this is the real (snoball), Friday, 2 December 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link
kobe, tell me how my cat ass taste
― dayo, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJaWKB4cVvNgkhhOBH1EhVS9m1v6wThwplqsHeEdWwcd5lW8RP3UPEzn4SJQ
― OH NOES, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link
kinda like an anal coffee
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
xpost, no xpost, you decide
pocari sweat is actually great and tastes like grapefruit
― dayo, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
I think I would describe the love of a cat as conditional. xp
― toes bonesly, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link
does dude in pic give mustache rides y/n
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link
oh, also there was a Right Guard deodorant called 'Arctic Ice' that smelled like fermented old person's sweat.
― yes this is the real (snoball), Friday, 2 December 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
Pocari Sweat does NOT taste like grapefruit! Not unless you've dumped a lot of salt on it first.
― OH NOES, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
have you ever walked into a room that was full up with the smell of someone's bad breath?i have
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Friday, 2 December 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
we are talking about juicing a cat's ass, how could we NOT still be talking about smells― OH NOES, Friday, December 2, 2011 2:19 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
― OH NOES, Friday, December 2, 2011 2:19 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
I cannot describe how hard this is making me laugh right now.
― Walruses is dumb (J3ff T.), Friday, 2 December 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
I have walked into a stairwell filled with someone's bad breath, so yes?
― toes bonesly, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
the wall of halitosis is THE WORST
― OH NOES, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link
The combined shroud of bad breath and body odour is awful. The type where the person moves away, and maybe 30 seconds later you move through where they were standing, and it's like you get covered in a shroud of filth.
― yes this is the real (snoball), Friday, 2 December 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link
a friend of mine at this summer camp in high school used to say things like "who cares about that shit?" when I said I had to brush my hair or anything hygiene related, then one day he starts talking to me real close to my face and I figured out he was eating shit nuggets for lunch and clearly not flossing afterwards
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
what is that horrible smell
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Friday, 2 December 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
herman cain's crotch
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:35 (twelve years ago) link
I am about 95% certain you planned that post/display name combo
― OH NOES, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link
Re: bad breath, on the train, sitting next to someone with bad sinus breath is a bad way to start the day. Or someone with musty bed breath. Ugh.
― thejenny, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link
"musty bed breath" raises so many questions, the first and foremost being "why would you eat a musty bed"
― OH NOES, Friday, 2 December 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe the afflicted person literally ate breakfast in bed?
― yes this is the real (snoball), Friday, 2 December 2011 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
Okay, so at the San Diego Comic Con a few years back, my buddy and I met up with this crazy girl he knew from high school who had been walking around all day dressed as Aeon Flux and only at the end of the day realized that a) she was starting to feel self-conscious, and b) she had not had the foresight to pack a pair of pants. She didn't want to leave through the main entrances due to a newfound modesty (after, again, walking around in a THONG through the convention all freaking day), so my friend and I loaned her our cardboard 300 shields to cover herself with, and we decided to go through the upstairs hallway so as to avoid the bulk of the crowd. Now, this happened to be a Saturday, and Saturday night at the convention was Masquerade night, where all the cosplayers gather to show off their Cloud Strife and Sailor Moon costumes. And the upstairs hallway that we decided to go down was the one where they had lined up to get into the ballroom. We went up the escalator, started walking down this hallway, and – BAM. It was like walking into a bubble filled with stench. I don't have any clever analogies to describe the smell, but I will put it this way – it is exactly what you would expect a poorly-ventilated hallway to smell like when filled with overweight nerds (who have poor personal hygiene at the best of times) who had been walking around all day in a packed convention center in the middle of July in Southern California while wearing heavy latex, fur, and cardboard outfits. We dashed through the hallway, which was not a short hallway, and made it to the other side, and it was like we had come out the other side of the bubble and everything smelled perfectly fine again.
Whenever I go to Comic Con with newbies now, I try to make them go through that hallway to get the full experience. But it has never smelled quite as bad as it did that one time.
― Walruses is dumb (J3ff T.), Friday, 2 December 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
omg loooooooooool
dunno why but this is my favorite part my friend and I loaned her our cardboard 300 shields to cover herself with
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Saturday, 3 December 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link
I'm hoping that when Pepper catches that mouse or snake or whatever he's been after in the corner for the last few weeks he brings it out into the open so that we can throw it away, not eat it or let it rot underneath the sink.
― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Saturday, 3 December 2011 00:59 (twelve years ago) link
i am just getting over a cold and I had a lot of congestion/mucus buildup. some remnants still remain, and today I hawked up a big green thing of mucus taht smelled so bad I almost followed it up with a retch (but thankfully didn't). good lord.....glad that thing is out of me
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 3 December 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
(also what my mother said after i was born)
this thread is merely the end result of God's revenge on LL for her metaphysical musings over Thxgiving weekend upon the nature of being noseless...
― dism-al-isms (henrietta lacks), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
I'll hear nothing negative about Pocari Sweat, as they employ Motomichi Nakamura, the artist responsible for The Knife's "We Share Our Mother's Health" video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YodFCfYPmw
― Sanpaku, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
I am ultimately thankful for my ability to smell both foul and sublime smells, it's true.
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
At the same time? I mean, if someone were to smell a really noxious fart and the most fragrant flower simultaneously, which aroma would they be aware of?
― yes this is the real (snoball), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
Did that imply simultaneous sniffing? Don't think so.
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
I meant a mixture of both gases up both nostrils. Not one up each nostril or anything weird like that.
― yes this is the real (snoball), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
I was thinking that the fart smell would flatten all other smells in the room like a nuclear blast.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrion_flower
― dayo, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
Keep Calm and Carrion
― yes this is the real (snoball), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
Carrion is such a great word. I learned it from "Marian the Librarian".
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/Amorphophallus_Wilhelma.jpg/508px-Amorphophallus_Wilhelma.jpgAmorphophallus titanum, common name Carrion Flower.
― Sanpaku, Saturday, 3 December 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
Day of the Triffids Carrion Flowers
― yes this is the real (snoball), Saturday, 3 December 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link
rotted, glowing, mackerel
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Saturday, 3 December 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link