-- resumo impetus (n...), February 21st, 2007 4:03 PM. (blueski) (later)
or Break and Enter, you go to jail for that.
-- Captain Purple Items (ilx.onim...), February 21st, 2007 4:10 PM. (nu_onimo) (later)
― It's Teatime in Buttercup Land (Maaarghk C), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link
this is a song in the making
-- scary german latebloomer (posercore24...), February 21st, 2007 4:54 PM. (clonefeed) (later) (link)
i think randy newman may have already written it.
-- scott seward (skotro...), February 21st, 2007 4:56 PM. (121212) (later) (link)
― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), February 21st, 2007 12:49 AM. (later)
― luna (luna), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― g000blar (g00blar), Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link
-- forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2007 2:54 AM. (forksclovetofu) (later) (link)
― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:40 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)
You're not supposed to bring up 9/11 until the second date.
-- JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:41 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)
I brought it up in a "sexy" way. I said in a breathy voice, "Fly your jetliner into my Pentagon...."
-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:47 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)
"Our twin towers are on fire!"
-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:48 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)
This is just what I needed this morning: 9/11 innuendo.
-- danno martinez (thedanmarti...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:48 PM. (danno martinez) (later) (link)
― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link
what is adblock?
― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink
i think he was in the beastie boys
― no-one writes to the (pomplamau5), Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink
― lebateauivre, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link
Ah, the subtle joy of old Excel entries..
pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on August 30th, 2006 lamonte young meets cary grant!
Liked that one...
― Ou est la showaddywaddy (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
xpost what is dadjoek
― dealwithit.gif, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
LJ swears up and down that the new Wilco is the best thing they've ever done
― gov. brownback blows a lot (henrietta lacks), Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:15 AM (11 hours ago)
you mean the guy that made a chocolate & cheese sauce to serve with fish?
― v-shasty, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:16 AM (11 hours ago)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
classic
― superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Wednesday, 30 November 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
Frantisek Kotzwara, musician:
"He is perhaps more famous for the notorious nature of his death.[2]" the notorious masturbatory nature i think you mean
Stephen David Wyatt Milligan, British MP:
"He was found dead in his flat in Chiswick, London in February 1994, strangled by an electrical cord during an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.[1]" - well there we go, that's frank, bravo
Vaughn Bodē, artist:
"Bodē's death was due to autoerotic asphyxiation, or perhaps the use of asphyxia as a meditation aid: his last words (to his son) were, "Mark, I've seen God four times, and I'm going to see him again soon. That's No. 1 to me, and you're No. 2."" - uh ok, that's the end of researching this topic. i am fucked up for lyfe now
― Z S, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:06 AM (Yesterday)
― not uplifting (Abbott), Thursday, 1 December 2011 02:02 (twelve years ago) link
Number 2 shoulda been number 1 to BodeIf you ain't seeing god, quit choking your goddamn self
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 1 December 2011 04:59 (twelve years ago) link
Daniel's stuff on the Republican thread always makes me laugh.
he should, as i am (Santorum's) constituency.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 2:07 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
well, me and his wife and their 42 kids and his parents and his in-laws and a few friends from the "No Sex 'Till Marriage" support group he sponsors.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 2:08 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
― clemenza, Thursday, 1 December 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link
okay, mitt romney is TERRIBLE at retail politics.
i'm sort of torn on this. on the one hand, i think i'd hate doing this as much as romney obviously does. on the other hand, if he just relaxed -- i.e., if he wasn't looking for the sharp or witty line (which doesn't work in these settings), or so quick to deliver a false greeting (and it shows), or so gifted as ruining the possibility of conversation (see virtually every effort to engage a voter here) -- he'd be okay.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:41 PM Bookmark Permalink
so basically you are saying if Mitt Romney was a little less like Mitt Romney, he'd be okay
― OH NOES, Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:42 PM Bookmark Permalink
no.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:44 PM Bookmark Permalink
i am saying if mitt romney were a lot less like mitt romney, he'd be okay.
― OH NOES, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
missed italics on "lot" but still lol
Pretty sure referring to one's political opponents as either stupid or crazy is unlikely to convert many of them.
― M. White, Thursday, December 1, 2011 8:57 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
depends how stupid / crazy they are
― iatee, Thursday, December 1, 2011 8:57 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
― nuhnuhnuh, Thursday, 1 December 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
fyi they dont kill the animals with guns in factory farming
― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, December 1, 2011 9:34 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
of course not, anyone with sense would go for the unarmed ones
― OH NOES, Thursday, December 1, 2011 9:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
― M. White, Thursday, 1 December 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry you spent too much on Cheetos, markers. Poor people have been feeling this for years
― superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Thursday, 1 December 2011 22:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
― big popppa hoy, Friday, 2 December 2011 06:49 (twelve years ago) link
big lol @ dan's post.
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Friday, 2 December 2011 08:22 (twelve years ago) link
tonight i bought a quart of regular "golden nog", a quart of "vanilla nog" and a fifth of captain
― k3vin k., Friday, December 2, 2011 1:28 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink
i apparently sold a serial comma as well
nogl
― wil smif, Friday, December 2, 2011 1:35 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark
― dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 02:13 (twelve years ago) link
this thread went from sex to word problems way too quickly
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Monday, December 5, 2011 2:56 PM Bookmark Permalink
― OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
^ needs to be c&p'ed to 'Solitary Posts' imo
― wrinklepause, Monday, 5 December 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
I think about most often to calm my anxiety. For instance I was on a flight recently and I started to get really nervous. I'm not the greatest flyer. Then I started thinking about how not everything is about me and how insignificant I am and how unlikely it was that the plane would crash just because I was on it. It helped. So did the benzos.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, December 7, 2011 11:46 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
thanks I will help you open up ms word later
― iatee, Wednesday, December 7, 2011 3:02 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
― sterl, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link
can't be stopped can't be tamed
Hoos, just remember that most americans's would subscribe to the observation of Sam Rayburn: "any jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one."
You have to offer something constructive, other than anger and wilding around in the streets or most of america will tune you out.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:23 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
what, they built a barn like yesterday
― iatee, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:24 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
― big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link
Rich in lols, that thread.
― OH GNUS (Pyth), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
From Gun Etiquette thread:
The guns are at the left of the plate. People get confused about which to use first, but just work from outside in (left to right). There may be an oyster gun on the right but it's much smaller than the others and easy to tell apart.
― not uplifting (Abbott), Thursday, December 1, 2011
― Aimless, Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
Loool
― Sandbox Jesse, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
Also most people into polyamory are kinda ugly.
― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:20 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
...
I have a theory that they never got laid enough or enough attention as an adolescent because of said ugliness, and are now making up for it and then some.
― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:22 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
Remember how all the kids in marching band used to pork each other? Same thing.
― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:23 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
― nuhnuhnuh, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
that is a truth lol
― OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
Three people this week have told me to buy a laptopand three times I have denied them
― you are a baby seal (Abbott), Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
you are the judas of laptops.
― estela, Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
― nuhnuhnuh, Friday, 9 December 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
re: "Moves Like Jagger"
why can't i rep for something as stupid but catchy if you get to rep for Cee-Lo Smeezington? ― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, December 9, 2011 3:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, December 9, 2011 3:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
because "Fuck You" is like a beautiful pastiche of 70s soul and 00s pop and this song is like a Pokemon diharrea fight
― boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Friday, December 9, 2011 5:46 PM Bookmark Permalink
― OH NOES, Friday, 9 December 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link
oh DAMMIT, I was going to post a link to a Boston place that had a drink on their menu made with veal stock but they've since taken it off of their menu
it was called the ABATTOIR
http://www.citysbest.com/boston/news/2011/03/28/weird-cocktail-of-the-week-veal-stock-martini-at-the-gallows/
― OH NOES, Friday, December 9, 2011 2:46 PM (18 minutes ago)
Try ABATTOIR. It will slaughter you!
― M. White, Friday, December 9, 2011 2:48 PM (17 minutes ago)
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 December 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link
From this post forward
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 December 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
$10,000 bet was amazing. Romney fucked this debate up in an incredible way.
― Adrien Brony (step hen faps), Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:37 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
"I will bet one night with my wife that you are incorrect"
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:46 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
"which wife"
― HOOS aka driver of steen, Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:51 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
"mr. gingrich, please wait until you're being addressed"
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 December 2011 06:00 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
― Stevie, Sunday, 11 December 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
In re: Childish Gambino:
--
wow i just heard this and oh shit i don't like it
― remy bean in exile, Monday, December 12, 2011 11:56 AM
I got a girl on my arm dude, show respectSomething crazy, an Asian, Virginia TechShe too fineI do dimes
― remy bean in exile, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:00 PM (53 minutes ago)
Something crazy, an Asian, Virginia Tech
haha is this real?
― boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Monday, December 12, 2011 12:01 PM (52 minutes ago)
Sadly, yes.
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:07 PM (45 minutes ago)
i dont think even iatee could defend that line.
― big popppa hoy, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:14 PM (39 minutes ago)
I don't actually like this guy I was just bored the other day
― iatee, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:17 PM (35 minutes ago)
solitary posts that effortlessly sum up ilx
― Mordy, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:47 PM (5 minutes ago)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 December 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
i'm super good friends with several ilxors now, it's a little weird telling people how we met since we didn't know each other growing up or in college or working together. i almost just want to say we met high fiving at a gloryhole behind the lake street kmart because it sounds less lame.
― slandblox goole, Tuesday, December 13, 2011 12:31 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
― nuhnuhnuh, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
I met someone during a Lake Street Kmart gloryhole high-five. It wasn't the lamest thing I did that day.
― Detrius of Life (Eric H.), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQE3lldhDfMVri0UgKlO0GO_D2ROcOLRKq0t1trNoL4UvbuHd2Bw
― nuhnuhnuh, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
Yes I know it is Too Soon (c) but I could not help myself in the land of unfortunate headlines.
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwa8osRq9P1qz6z0no1_500.jpg
― Polemicist Who Slashed All, Freely (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link
I guess I need the misfortune of that one explained to me. Because of the slang slash = piss?
― William (C), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link
✔
― schalke nult fear (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:48 (twelve years ago) link
because of the slang
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link
POLLemicist who SLANGED all, freely, with witlook i ilxed it
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, WmC, you innocent. Slash is one of the following:
ChampagneLobsterAnal sexPicnics
would you care to guess which?
― Polemicist Who Slashed All, Freely (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link
I only knew the cut, piss and sexy fanfic meanings.
― William (C), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:54 (twelve years ago) link
(actually yes I know, technically it doesn't have to involve anal sex (though it mostly does, because it's totally a slash ~thing~) but it's phrase that's been repeated often in his threads so my mind made the obvious leap)
― Polemicist Who Slashed All, Freely (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link