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that marketing rep deserves a scalping!

I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

can we sb frogbs yet

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

Thought the thread would be about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGH-4jQZRcc

O_o

ShariVari, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

first post is pretty raciWSt

dealwithit.gif, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

ShariVari OTM

it's super unfortunate because I really like the song, too ;_;

OH NOES, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Xpost: I was just thinking where's the "WS of shame" thread when you need it.

edb, Friday, 2 December 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2011/11/32ad23f4cc81f49dc6ec0c85232f3c41.jpg

speaking of this girl is just complete O.o

Rolo Tony, Monday, 5 December 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

this really is the most incredible article

tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

wow

boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

"WHY DON'T BLACK KIDS WANT TO WATCH TED TALKS?"

boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

In Philadelphia, there are nationally recognized magnet schools like Central, Girls High and Masterman. These schools are free. But they are hard to get in to.

this is hilar because masterman takes in 100 kids a year... and philly has a population of like, 1.5 million people

tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

that is aaron rogers' wife btw

Mr Jimmy Mod, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

I believe that everyone in this country has a chance to succeed. Still. In 2011. .... It takes a little luck.

what a fucking tool

Angles that bitch (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

if-i-was-a-poor-black-kid

amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

na na na na na na na na na na naaa

slandblox goole, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

thank you internet lyrics site

If I were a rich man,
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle man.

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

if I were an ewok

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

this article is unbelievable

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

all day long i'd worship c-3po

amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

it reads like an onion article yeah

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

it has that whole onion-y unceasingly follow and reiterate the joke premise

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

[Private schools] want to show smiling, smart kids of many different colors and races on their fundraising brochures. If I was a poor black kid I’d be using technology to research these schools on the internet, too, and making them know that I exist and that I get good grades and want to go to their school.

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

if i were black... *dreams a lil dream*

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

all day long I'd yubby nubby nub

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

DEAR SIRS PLZ ACCEPT ME TOO YOUR FINE SCHOOL I AM BLACK AND SMILE SIGNED MIDDLE AGED WHITE MAN

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

ABOUT ME
I admit I'm a short, balding and mediocre certified public accountant (biggest downfall: if it's close enough it's good enough). I write Quicker Better Wiser and Quicker Better Tech columns/blogs for Forbes.com. I was a former senior manager at KPMG and since 1994 the owner of the Marks Group PC, a 10-member customer relationship management consulting firm based outside Philadelphia. I've written five small-business management books, most recently, “In God We Trust, Everyone Else Pays Cash: Simple Lessons From Smart Business People.” I also write The Dashboard, a weekly online column for The New York Times as well as twice-monthly column for Bloomberg BusinessWeek and American City Business Journals. You can follow me at twitter.com/genemarks.

amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

I would use Skype to study with other students who also want to do well in my school.

lmao I love this part, studies have shown that successful students always skype with other successful students

tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

his twitter kinda reads like WhiteGuy_ebooks

genemarks Gene Marks
Implement these CRM tactics next year and improve your biz in 2012~ ow.ly/7W4oy via @phaseware
3 hours ago

amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

lol hes a twitter marketing spammer

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

"fuck, idk, kid. read spark notes or some shit. fuck do i look like? a poor black kid? don't you kids have skype nowadays? skype some of your friends."

v-shasty, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

lol he really is! following 5000k

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://oi40.tinypic.com/xc6dg8.jpg

amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

if i were a poor black kid, thank god im a rich white man, signed rich white man

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.quickerbetterwiser.com/images/bg_wrapper.jpg

amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

punchabler!

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

Wiser!™

amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

shocked to find out he's middle aged because the obscenely myopic sense of how privelege works is like that of a college freshman

boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

If he were a 'poor black kid,' he'd use decades of skills gained via the privilege of being a middle-class white dude to succeed.

milo z, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

And I would use the technology available to me as a student. I know a few school teachers and they tell me that many inner city parents usually have or can afford cheap computers and internet service nowadays.

This quote is so painfully dumb. I know the whole column is, but still.

Nicole, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

btw, is it me or is this new UK Southern Comfort advert just a tad fucked up?

http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA14106

Angles that bitch (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

all the diner characters from Two Broke Girls - I can't believe that shit gets on TV in 2011

milo z, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

xp It's Driving Miss Daisy, with hipster d-bags.

Neil S, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

the tram driver is, er, enthusiastic

Angles that bitch (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

xxp yeah I caught that one day and was pretty surprised how many racial stereotyping there was, I guess this is the Seth MacFarlane effect

I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

you know you're trolling right when even frogbs condemns you

tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

it's OK tho b/c it's hilarious either way

tumblr whineys (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

yah it's pretty funny

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

dayo-ld idea

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

booyah

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

loooool xp

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

TNC does his best to rescue this guy

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/12/a-muscular-empathy/249984/

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

Has this been posted yet?

Trolling The Internet With 'If I Were A Poor Black Kid'

lebateauivre, Thursday, 15 December 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

that sounds familiar, but this is a really long thread, you might have to look really far to see if it was posted already

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 15 December 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

No I mean what I posted is a response to the original 'if i were a black kid', also in Forbes

lebateauivre, Thursday, 15 December 2011 13:01 (twelve years ago) link

TNC killed it.

one pug (dealwithit.gif), Thursday, 15 December 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

ok sorry lb that forbes response piece was awesome

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

Sometimes I forget to read TNC, I should stop doing that.

OH GNUS (Pyth), Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

thoughts? I can't decide about this one.

6. Heat shrink tubing is your friend ($2.99–$14.95)

Sooner or later you’ll need to solder new wire to your pickup leads to extend the length. Do it enough times, and your wires will look like Slash’s head after an all-nighter. So slip ‘em through this nifty stuff and light a match to see the tubing shrink and conform to the shape of the solder joint, keeping the contact safe and your axe’s innards orderly.

another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

he means it will have a top hat on it fyi

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

idgi

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

and I'm a man who has heatshrunk some tubes in his life

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

o boy

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

gonna have to go with "nope"

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

it is a well known fact that slash is biracial and therefor impossible to be racist against

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

heatshrink looks all bulgy and weird after you shrink it so I just assumed they were talking about how after a bender your face gets all craggy and ugly

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

but yeah the tophat thing makes more sense

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

but he's talking about what the wires look like before you put heatshrink on it; from context it seems like he says they look like long stringy nappy strands of hair, or maybe he thinks Slash has dreads

OH NOES, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

oh duh lol I didn't read it right

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

!

that wiener from Emearlds (step hen faps), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

What is the social benefit from publicizing (and laughing at?) things like this?

C.K. Dexter Holland, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

I was about to go on a trip to Dubai and this restaurant was #1 on my list of dining experiences. No more.

that wiener from Emearlds (step hen faps), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

that's not racist iirc

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

gawker.com's anti-racism crusade making a difference

monomaniatee (t. silaviver), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

she is stereotyping aliens as "mysterious"

that wiener from Emearlds (step hen faps), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

And "things," even more racist!

nickn, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

the story behind that photo is that a photographer went around china asking random chinese people to write anything they wanted to on a blank sheet of paper that they would hold up. some of the people chose to write in chinese, some wrote in english, some didn't write anything

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

what a nice story.

elks thunder, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.419eater.com/images/luthman2.jpg

elks thunder, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

William And Kate Visit Homeless In London

Paul Harrison, Royal correspondent

William and Kate have paid a two-hour visit to the Centrepoint homeless charity in south London.

And as the Duke mingled with residents of the Camberwell centre, the 29-year-old patron showed off his new 'swag' dance.

As Kate looked on smiling, Prince William began grooving, goaded on by those around him.

"Your swag was on point," resident Vanessa complimented the future king

nakhchivan, Thursday, 22 December 2011 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

john terry

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 22 December 2011 08:50 (twelve years ago) link

this is, and they keep playing it on my tv:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv-OnStiYqg

Mordy, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

even ignoring the racism, what a horribly formed "commercial"

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 23 December 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ELP2P.jpg

Lawyer Alejandro Balbi holds a picture of Liverpool striker Luis Suarez posing with a black child - and confirmed Suarez will appeal his ban after being charged with racially abusing a fellow player

nakhchivan, Friday, 23 December 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

for fuck's sake

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

ARRRRRGH if I ever hear the phrase "plantation mentality" again I may puke. West Michigan, WHAT IS WRONG WITH U??

OH GNUS (Pyth), Friday, 23 December 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

*poses w/black child*

Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 24 December 2011 07:34 (twelve years ago) link

That is fucking hilarious

OH NOES, Saturday, 24 December 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

That .xxx commercial is not, tho

OH NOES, Saturday, 24 December 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

"c'mon guys, you're a gang...you're on the side of teh street, you're wearing hoodies, you're..."

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 24 December 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

also black baby =

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdYVBaUXU8U

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 24 December 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

man I had forgotten about John Rocker

macarena of time (step hen faps), Saturday, 24 December 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

That was Gavin McInnes, right?

Stevie :-D, Sunday, 25 December 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link


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