don't look directly into the anus
― domish gassambino (pomplamau5), Thursday, 1 December 2011 14:08 (twelve years ago) link
Any relation to the Solar Anus, perchance?
http://solaranus.synthasite.com/resources/Solar%20Anus.jpg
― Sanpaku, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
Hello Wish Anus,
My work is v boring and I do not have any marketeable skills. What should I do?
Also, I miss brodie and I am afraid he didn't make the quantum leap required to click on the sandbox ilx thus missing the site forever. Please say something soothing about this problem.
Thanks, Wish Anus.
― wolves lacan sandbox ed, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems),
you can't just 'wish' computer code into being! but I may have what you need. reach deep into the wish anus and pull it out.
fingers,the wish anus
― wish anus, Saturday, 3 December 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link
wrinklepause,
that's combination will cause indigestion. I am not sure I understand your third request. I think you are being mean to the wish anus.
wounded,the wish anus
― wish anus, Saturday, 3 December 2011 02:03 (twelve years ago) link
if you dont got my firmware take your broke ass home
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Saturday, 3 December 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
cant u transfer the code using anusb key or something?
Sanpaku,
there are many kinds of anuses in the world. I am but just one; the Solar Anus but another.
the wish anus
― wish anus, Saturday, 3 December 2011 02:07 (twelve years ago) link
dear wish anus,
how do i come up with $1700 in four days? whoring myself/selling organs/robbing anything not options.
strongo
― dr. strongo, Saturday, 3 December 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link
wolves lacan sandbox ed,
create a market for your skills. if the wish anus did not exist, man would have to invent the wish anus. do you see how my creation can salve your hurt?
brodie... sleeps with the anuses.
― wish anus, Saturday, 3 December 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link
strongo,
bring your debtors to the wish anus, and I shall envelop and devour them, like the mythical Egyptian god Anusbis.
with vengeance,the wish anus
― wish anus, Saturday, 3 December 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
sounds good to me!
― dr. strongo, Saturday, 3 December 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
what a horus's ass
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Saturday, 3 December 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
i wish for this thread to be revived!
― massachusetts_capricorns_cru (henrietta lacks), Monday, 12 December 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
can I call you wish ayne for short?
― cat fancy, Monday, 12 December 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
horus's ass is all-time
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 12 December 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
henrietta lacks,
your wish is... granted! as an example of the generosity of the wish anus, I shall not count that wish against your wish anus allotment. but I request that you touch me, the wish anus, tenderly three times as a lagniappe, to me, the wish anus.
― wish anus, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link
cat fancy,
yes. your wish is expended. you have no more wishes.
hi wish anus
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link
hi ~curious orange~,
what may I do for you?
― wish anus, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link
dear wish anus--
i'm caught up in one-night love affairs. will true love ever find me there?
yours,
― nuhnuhnuh, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link
dear wish anus
could i squeeze seven balls out of you?
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link
nuhnuhnuh,
yes, and however, I am sad to say, on the night you finally find your true love, your true love will die of a congenital heart defect while in bed with you. the police will enter on an unrelated warrant search but will discover you with the dead body of your true love. you will be tried and convicted of murder and be sentenced to life without parole. this, the wish anus sees with piercing clarity.
the only way to avoid this is to either refrain from one-night love affairs, or to let the font of the wish anus wash over you.
― wish anus, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link
p much resigned to deems,
inside the wish anus, you will find no balls. all balls lie outside the wish anus.
yours,the wish anus
― wish anus, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link
just wanted the euromillions numbers tbh
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link
Dear wish anus,
I would like to turn back time, and I was wondering if you could find a way.
Thanks bunches, The league of women voters
― league of women voters, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
daerest wish anus,
i wish to sew you shut, and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.
and feeding you.
yours in christ,
― bene_gesserit, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 04:16 (twelve years ago) link
as i look you directly, nowi feel the urge to leave as if i'm being pulled by a magnetif i only had the wisdom, wish anus, to know why you repel!!
― Z S, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
*headbangs*
how do we even know there IS a wish anus? has anyone SEEN the wish anus?
― Z S, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 04:24 (twelve years ago) link
or smelled it
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 04:31 (twelve years ago) link
or commanded it?
― Z S, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 04:32 (twelve years ago) link
I had a dream as a childthat fortunes good and badwere bestowed by an anusa wish anus
― wrinklepause, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 07:27 (twelve years ago) link
wish me love a wishing anusto kiss and tella wishing anus of butterfly tears
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 07:29 (twelve years ago) link
last night i was visited by three wish anuses who showed me chilling visions of past, present and future. as a result, i realized that my wish was selfish. please transfer my wish to the make a wish foundation and give it to either a starving or terminally ill child, if it is not yet too late.
affectionately yours,
― bene_gesserit, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
The league of women voters,
by the powers invested me... I can only... turn... time... forward!
by the time you read this, time... will... have... turned... forward!!
wishing in perpetuity,the wish anus
― wish anus, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
bene gesserit,
very good, I see my brethren have done their work (although I wonder if perhaps you were not visited by the luck rectum instead, my mortal enemy, in disguise). nevertheless, I shall transfer your wish to the make a wish anus foundation and see to it that it shall be dispensed properly.
fed,the wish anus
― wish anus, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
I have a wish that I would like to confidentially convey to the wish anus. please advise.
― unregistered, Sunday, 7 April 2024 01:49 (five months ago) link
the wish anus is not about 'confidentiality' or 'conveyance'
if your wish is pure enough, the anus will grant it
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 April 2024 05:04 (five months ago) link
dear wish anus please make my air conditioning fix itself
― spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 5 June 2024 00:26 (three months ago) link
the HVAC guy came and there was nothing wrong with it, thanks wish anus
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 8 June 2024 11:15 (three months ago) link
aww
― mookieproof, Monday, 10 June 2024 06:24 (three months ago) link