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you can love a blind man

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

Accept ye not transport from robéd men leading badgers.

remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

fashion makes pants

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

Does take but a moment of time
to marinade the fealty of line

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

you can't have your ache and treat it

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

who builds his house on sand
best plan for visitors

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

Remember, lest thou wanteth trouble,
that double bubble rubble gubble

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

as from resoluteness springs incontinence, so from excess orderliness follows hemorrhoids.

remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

five gundams for no one

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

all yoghurt need not curdle

remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

The velvet sprouts of dawn do not revel in their chocolateyness, for they have formed the trifecta of the diptych

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

there can be no peace at home where the horse goes unmilked

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

As regrettable as a cock-snipe

ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

a wise man without olfactory senses
knows no nose

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

bowl a spare on thursday
carve a coffin for sunday

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

grouse not in times shapeless

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

you can't spell sanctimonious without emu

remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

ratchet a bagel box goblin daily

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

a man may feast on three pineapples

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

spell Japan slowly

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

giraffe penises may be long, but they do not scrape across the ground

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

that thou thought this thou thought

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

do not pine after ground beef

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

an armadillo may request a tribunal, but a poor man cannot gargle eels without a license

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

A knapsack full of starlings may make a fine breakfast, but the wind will be whistling in the chimney come eventide

ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

More confounding than a bag in a bag in a bag

ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

tea and a rouble
spell trouble

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

that's the best so far

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

the cricket bat may go un-oiled, regardless of whether the captain pipes the accountant to the shore

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

Badmitton to the pensive; poker to the pious.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

a fowler may foul and err, but a baker cannot bake and r

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

there are always pros and cons to dancing

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

I like, this food

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

in the red door, out the green door

by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

Keep your pen full of ink when the hatman comes calling

ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

one can never have too many missed chances

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

hello, how are you

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

A life full of melodies is a life full of ants.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

go where it is

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

is as does

CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

never please a thanks

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

the petals of a flower fall slowly

by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

just, for one second, just

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

Only a well-oiled marionette can beg.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

the man of many words
knows not how to count the letters

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

Women who fly upside down, crack up.

Penelope iv, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

An ugly man must tile his own bathroom

ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

despite the season, a dorito underfoot crumbles

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

Stinkbugs on Wednesday, bats on Saturday.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

dawn heralds a mist, sunset heralds an abyss

by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link


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