This is the thread for the Fox News "Daily Show for conservatives" thing

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is that a shot at me

and what (ooo), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Why hasn't Medved replaced Roger Ebert??

And then what does that audience get? A few laughs, a few telling jabs, a few comments that hit the mark so well that you'll want to repeat them to your friends. For instance, in the "newscast" segment that dominates the shows, there's a segment about that little rascal, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, saying (and I paraphrase from memory here): "And in other news, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke about the recent Holocaust Denial Conference in Teheran -- and denied that it ever happened. And if it did take place, he said that the number of participants had been greatly exaggerated."

HAR HAR HAR!

Alfred Soto (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Tonight! Sunday night at 10 oclock!

Oh good, because you know there ain't shit on TV Sunday night at that time.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha i hadn't thought of that. "We'll show that leftist/insurgent-lovin' sci fi show a thing or two!"

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

As one poster on The Orlando Sentinel's blog wrote: "This just shows how comfortable conservatives are with torture"

Alfred Soto (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IrzwxbL7iU&mode=related&search=

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 18 February 2007 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

some real gold in the comments section there.

Rick Gibralter (grady), Sunday, 18 February 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I might be wrong, but I think that foxnews laugh-track thing was made well before the Half-Hour Comedy Hour show came out, which makes this even funnier.

Shadowcat (A-Ron Hubbard), Sunday, 18 February 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

except that it uses the opening titles of the new show

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah. DURR.

But I do think there was a laugh-tracked O'Reilly clip before. Maybe even this one.

Shadowcat (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 19 February 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

some real gold in the comments section there.

I don't understand. What do you mean? What are "comments"?

teasing your poultry (kenan), Monday, 19 February 2007 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

For instance, in the "newscast" segment that dominates the shows, there's a segment about that little rascal, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, saying (and I paraphrase from memory here): "And in other news, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke about the recent Holocaust Denial Conference in Teheran -- and denied that it ever happened. And if it did take place, he said that the number of participants had been greatly exaggerated."

that joke could be on the daily show easy.

a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Monday, 19 February 2007 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, parody of parody leads to redundancy.

Moisture G Mess (The GZeus), Monday, 19 February 2007 01:53 (seventeen years ago) link

haha eth i guess it is!

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 19 February 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Among other glaring problems, the graphic design is the lowest of the low. Those t-shirts. Those children's books. I am offended by the lack of thought that went into the look of these things.

teasing your poultry (kenan), Monday, 19 February 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I never thought of it before, but that kind of ugliness must be the result of some special effort. Is good design too egghead? I wouldn't be surprised if that was part of the thinking.

teasing your poultry (kenan), Monday, 19 February 2007 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, and Ed Begley Jr? W. T. F. Even ignoring that the whole bit was cruel and dimwitted, they couldn't pick someone that anyone has thought about in the last ten or 15 years?

teasing your poultry (kenan), Monday, 19 February 2007 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I agree on the design thing.
Well thought out imagery=arty=gay. :(
This truly is how these people think.

Moisture G Mess (The GZeus), Monday, 19 February 2007 03:32 (seventeen years ago) link

that was awful

and what (ooo), Monday, 19 February 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

and now, to wash out the taste: Fresh Prince rerun. yay!

teasing your poultry (kenan), Monday, 19 February 2007 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I watched Battlestar. :D

The minute or two I saw during commercials was beneath contempt.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 19 February 2007 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I love the way the theme song spends a verse on the cabbie, contends that the cab is rare, and then is like, "Oh, nevermind." That's in the theme song. Every show has that.

teasing your poultry (kenan), Monday, 19 February 2007 04:04 (seventeen years ago) link

apparently they don't have any right wing graphic designers either?

-- jw (jo...), February 12th, 2007. (later)

I never thought of it before, but that kind of ugliness must be the result of some special effort. Is good design too egghead? I wouldn't be surprised if that was part of the thinking.

-- teasing your poultry (fluxion2...), February 19th, 2007. (later)

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 19 February 2007 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

The anchors getting all Basil Exposition about who was on the t-shirts and what they did.

Idi Amin: "i got you a political prisoner but i eated it."

slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Monday, 19 February 2007 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link

the design thing is really surprising consider how good most far right-wing design is (v. the nazis, fascism in general).

max (maxreax), Monday, 19 February 2007 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Im never going to justify this show with my eyes.

Moisture G Mess (The GZeus), Monday, 19 February 2007 04:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Nobody does it like the left.

teasing your poultry (kenan), Monday, 19 February 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

A couple of funny jokes slipped in by accident, despite the limp delivery of the anchors and the "guests." In a totally non-partisan view, it was just stiff, over-rehearsed television at its worst, though. Do they actually have comedy writers on staff, or did they just burden the news division with extra tasks?

It's the same reason Air America has never turned a profit. Revenge humor is rarely humorous.

Johnny Fever (johnnyfever), Monday, 19 February 2007 07:12 (seventeen years ago) link

It's the same reason Air America has never turned a profit.

Really? their sales staff couldn't do jack and their stupid mgmt didn't replace them?

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 07:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, that's one reason. The other reason is that every time one market picks up AAR, two other markets drop it because of low ratings. "Morning Sedition" was brilliant, but aside from that the talent pool there has been a wash from day one.

Johnny Fever (johnnyfever), Monday, 19 February 2007 07:19 (seventeen years ago) link

The only clip I've heard of this show so far was a joke about candidate HRC promising a cabinet of great diversity, but filling roles exclusively with "angry lesbians." My reaction was "heh," but is there ANY basis for this, other than conservatives like to imagine that HRC is herself an angry lesbian? If she is, have I missed the great Clinton lesbo-cronyism scandal? And I hope the show didn't miss the follow up joke w/ appearance by Cheney's daughter--or is she not "angry"?

Hunter (Hunter), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd be angry at HIM.

Moisture G Mess (The GZeus), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

but is there ANY basis for this,

oh jesus f'in christ, yes, of COURSE, there's obvious publicized evidence that HRC is damn near SLATHERING over the prospect of gaining power, JUST to stack the courts, agencies, and various departments with her praetorian legions of lesbo-cronies. Give me a fucking break.

Of course, this give an amusing image is a southern foghorn leghorn-style senator address a senate panel about "the growing threat of lesbo-cronies in our midst, gentlemen!" like something out of Bloom County.

also, the lesbo joke is mentioned up thread. Where's that image of radical animal rights ecoterrorists that somebody found, with the angry lobster and the unshaven hippie chick w/ a gasoline can?

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ah, here we are:

http://cache.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/12/animalrights.jpg

lobster with angry eyebrows! Suicidal bomber owl!

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

is that a k records tattoo?

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.helsingfarmcsa.com/images/K_Records_Logo.jpg

close, but i think the tattoo is more of a kitty/wolf thing

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ah, kingfish; filling the need to post stuff requested by kingfish in a previous post for what seems like years now

and what (ooo), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

four year anniversary, coming up

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

The tatoo looks like something out of 'Maus' actually.

Moisture G Mess (The GZeus), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

lol hairy leg

jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

lobsters only turn red when they're cooked, no wonder bro's pissed off.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

a.b. (abanana), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i just noticed that the dude in that picture does shave his legs!

a.b. (abanana), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Are the overnight ratings for this thing in yet?

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I like this one: A neat little bit of commentary on the jokes of the show, from an actual joke-writer.

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

from that New Yorker article:

Surnow and his friend Ann Coulter—the conservative pundit, and author of the pro-McCarthy book “Treason”—talked about creating a conservative response to George Clooney’s recent film “Good Night, and Good Luck.” Surnow said, “I thought it would really provoke people to do a movie that depicted Joe McCarthy as an American hero or, maybe, someone with a good cause who maybe went too far.”

I feel like the way this idea is framed is very revealing, and kind of ties in with what that review linked above says about the show actively trying to wring humor from things rather than looking for naturally-occurring humor. Notice that he doesn't say that he, specifically, sees Joe McCarthy as a tragic figure deserving of sympathy, or would like to reform the public perception of him; he simply thinks it would "provoke people" (see also: Barack Obama race jokes, reheated Ann Coulter foot-in-mouthisms, etc). I realize that this basically just confirms what everyone else has already said, but it's still kind of amazing (to me) to see just how straightforward his thought process is.

Goodtime Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Frisco Freakout (bernard snowy), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

he simply thinks it would "provoke people"

Not only that, but as a direct response to Clooney's out-there liberalism. HE'S MAD AS HELL AND HE'S NOT GOING TO USE REASON ANYMORE.

teasing your poultry (kenan), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I think that the entire point to a lot of these guys is the "provoke" bit, which is why half of the rightwing blog posts about the show always included the "and it will drive those liberals NUTS." A.C.'s raison d'etre is to expend a large amount of effort into being "outrageous", just to get airtime and sell more books.

But, as said earlier on this thread and elsewhere, modern conservatism is pretty much boiled down to "we'll get those dirty hippies" and little else.

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

all this horseshit is intended not to amuse conservatives but to inflame liberals and so far it seems to be working like a charm

m coleman (lovebug ), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link


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