* Humor-impaired = conversations like this, when my opponent has just killed another of my guys and I now have like 2 weak-ass characters left against his six dragons and super-powered witches and he's clearly slaughtering me:
ME: My plan is working perfectly.ME: You're falling right into my trap.THEM: okayME: I'm luring you into a false sense of confidence.THEM: beat me, thenME: The blood of my men will rust your swords until they prove useless.THEM: i win in 2 movesME: You haven't counted on my invisible dragon cleric.THEM: you can't get dragons without a gold account
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link
Game over.
― Zachary Scott (Zachary S), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link
another emulator gem: Flashback. downloaded while pulling a bunch of shit from coolrom based on titles alone (of course mostly turning out to be untranslated japanese stuff) and wow! looks really great, really convincing visual style and sense and movement (a little prince of persia-y). i'd never heard of it before.
― urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 14 December 2006 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link
and here ya go
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 14 December 2006 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link
put out by Sega
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:49 (seventeen years ago) link
(Mind you, my bf actively HAS to play games all day long, part of his job, bastardface. etc etc)
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:50 (seventeen years ago) link
I play Tribal Wars at work and the amount of crap on the forums or I get by email. LOL? Fuck you! SPEAK ADULT grrrrrrr!
I have decided to buy myself a Wii because I was told to. Ah, l'amour etc.
― kv_nol (kv_nol), Thursday, 14 December 2006 09:53 (seventeen years ago) link
My dad plays WoW. He & some members of his guild were beginning to suspect that one of their members was but a kid. Their suspicions were confirmed when, as a raid went sour, on the chat channel, full of "fuck!"s and "god damnit!"s, that particular guild-member swore "TARTAR SAUCE!"*.
*note: "tartar sauce" is used as a swear word on Spongebob Squarepants (other Spongebob swears include: "fish paste!", "barnacles!", "dirty barnacles!")
― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link
I wish I had this problem. C'mon Kevnol, at least you have the loffles factor!
― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link
2. Best Buy is releasing held-back Wii shipments this weekend, rumors are 40 units+ per store that they've been shoring up to boost sales.
― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link
New conversational highlights:
THEM: my other account has like 1200 xpME: My other car is a Ferrari.THEM: yea right what year and modelME: It's an 1824 special edition.ME: From before cars were even INVENTED.THEM: well if yr driving it then it must be a piece of crapTHEM: if it was worth nething u'd keep it in a glass caseME: I have four others in a glass case.THEM: i drive a honda
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link
your opponent is an insufferable, spoiled 13-year-old. everything else follows from this:
1. your opponent will disconnect to avoid "actually" losing.1a. the chances of this are roughly tripled if there is any kind of win/loss record-keeping or ranking system.2. your opponent will accuse you of using "cheap" tactics. for a short while you will attempt to reason with them and fail 100% of the time.
etc
― v (sleep), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link
THEM: how old r uME: 29THEM: omg oldME: How old are YOU?THEM: i'm almost 18, 17 now but i'll be 18 in a monthME: I'm not your Congressman, dude, chill out.THEM: ???
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― I Used To Work At Parcelforce in Cricklewood (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― I Used To Work At Parcelforce in Cricklewood (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link
My son loves that game, especially the way it sounds like Joe is saying his own name when he jumps (Joe-HWOOO!).
― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― Geza T (The GZeus), Thursday, 14 December 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael (Oakland Mike), Thursday, 14 December 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link
In Runescape I always have the chat turned off, it's much better.
― Cressida Breem (neruokruokruokne?), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.the-underdogs.info/game.php?id=729
the reason being, there was one town in it that was supposed to be more vanilla and peaceful, so the random encounters were more civilian. but there was always a chance that any encounter would turn violent right away, no matter how advanced you were. so you would have to, at some point, fight off a family or group of unarmed bums that jumped you.
TOM JETLAND has killed CHILD with AUTORIFL.TOM JETLAND has killed CHILD with AUTORIFL.TOM JETLAND has killed CHILD with AUTORIFL.TOM JETLAND has killed CHILD with AUTORIFL.TOM JETLAND has killed MOTHER with AUTORIFL.SUCCESS.
― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 15 December 2006 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link
I lucked him the first time around after a bazillion attempts and now on the "fight all the bastard bosses again" level I just have no clue what to do with him :(
― melton mowbray (melton), Friday, 15 December 2006 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― melton mowbray (melton), Friday, 15 December 2006 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 15 December 2006 07:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 15 December 2006 08:07 (seventeen years ago) link
Congrats Nathalie :) Did you get Zelda?
― melton mowbray (melton), Friday, 15 December 2006 11:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 15 December 2006 11:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― treefell (treefell), Friday, 15 December 2006 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 15 December 2006 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― Craig Gilchrist (Craig G), Friday, 15 December 2006 12:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― Craig Gilchrist (Craig G), Friday, 15 December 2006 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― Craig Gilchrist (Craig G), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― Craig Gilchrist (Craig G), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― kv_nol (kv_nol), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link
HIM: how old are you?ME: 29HIM: you're like an older brother to me
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link
The only tedious moment I've witnessed in the game so far has been SPOILERS AHOY the giant statues puzzle right before the master sword SPOILERS NO LONGER AHOY.
― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link