OH NOES BRITNEY!

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The real issue being of course ABANDONED PACKS OF STRAY CHILDREN TAKING OVER OUR CITIES.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

guys where u been she's got like 10 nannies

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

If Britney actually named her kids Romulus and Remus I would probably shit.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

shhh you xpost

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Where the wolf titties at?

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going with "focus". ILX + focus = teehee

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

wait is britney the wolf in that painting, or is that Kevvy?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Britney Checks Into Rehab- Out a Day Later
Posted Feb 16th 2007 3:27PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Britney Spears
TMZ has learned that while Britney Spears checked-in to rehab, she refused to stay and checked out -- less than twenty-four hours later!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

LIES

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.world-mysteries.com/sci_feralrr.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

So let me get this straight: they tried to make her go to rehab, but she said "No, No, No"?

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah maybe if they had made BEYONCE go to rehab more like.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

As "EXTRA" first reported, the pop star entered a rehab facility two days ago. Now TMZ has learned that the center was located outside of the country, and she refused to stay.

TMZ is told that Britney checked in at the urging of friends and family, after being seen intoxicated in public places and was so "exhausted" on New Year's Eve she collapsed.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_children_in_mythology_and_fiction

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

intoxicated + basically naked + courtney love style make-up = awesome britney

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS IT WAS THE CIA BRITNEY JUST RESISTED EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION SHE IS AN AMERICAN HERO

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

STEVE SHASTA OF THE WOLVES?!?!?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d3/Olaf_baker_shasta_uk_cover_art_1921.jpg/380px-Olaf_baker_shasta_uk_cover_art_1921.jpg

xpost: lol

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

guys where u been she's got like 10 nannies

Now I'm picturing these nannies protruding The Brood-style from Britney's abdomen.

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

The persona of Buckethead, a composer and guitarist, was supposedly raised by chickens.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL I WAS GOING TO POST STEVE SHASTA OF THE WOLVES TOO, WE ARE WAY TOO IN EACH OTHER'S MINDS

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Pls to photoshop Romulus & Remus underneath Britney_giving_birth_doggystyle_sculpture.jpg

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

FRIDAYENDOFWEEKBOREDOMMINDMELD

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Her children will become feral wakeboaders!!1

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Semi-professional wolfboarder

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Fishboy-sm.png
^^^ I like this "feral child" the best

also Britney is basically an American Hero.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Like Rudyard Kipling's Mowgli (Baker even refers to him as a man-cub), Shasta grows up naked in the wild and is able to speak to animals, including the wise old brown bear Gomposh, although this "speech" seems to consist as much of body language as of actual vocalization. Along the way his animal parents and friends rescue him from attacks by a grizzly bear and a moose, and he takes revenge on an eagle for killing wolf cubs.
Shasta also discovers a human tribe and is briefly captured by them before his wolf parents help him to escape. His curiosity eventually draws him back, and this time he is treated more kindly and persuaded to stay. The chief explains to the tribe that he is in fact one of their own tribesmen, Shasta, grandson of the old chief. Shasta's mother was killed by a tribesman who defected to an enemy tribe, the Assiniboines, taking Shasta and abandoning him in the hope that the wolves would kill him. Instead, he survived and eventually returned to the tribe bringing his "wolf medicine".
While Shasta is in the process of learning tribal ways, he discovers that the Assiniboines are once more planning to attack. During the raid Shasta is captured and prepared for sacrifice, but is once again rescued by his wolf-friends, who avenge his human mother's death by killing many of the enemy tribe.

After the battle Shasta stays with his wolf kindred, and the author is deliberately ambiguous as to whether he later returns to human society.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

GOMPOSH VS. ASSBONES

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Ned I didn't read a single piece of that quoted thing and would just like to say that "GOMPOSH VS ASSBONES" is one of the funniest single posts I've ever read. I don't want to know the context.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank you, one tries.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

NOT SO MUCH FUN FACT: Buckethead routinely sets up chickenwire in the studio.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Why Final Fantasy sux:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Ff6gauart.jpg

This is Gau. He lives amongst the fauna on a fictional savannah. Apparently the fauna taught him how to dress like a complete fucking tool.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

let's stay focused on britney

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

teehee

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the implication that Britney's children are going to grow up to be Buckethead.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/34/119975363_11b152972e.jpg vs. http://www.world-mysteries.com/sci_feralrr.jpg

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok seriously did you expect otherwise?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Complete text of Shasta novel. Chapter titles include "THE COMING OF SHOOMOO," "SHASTA COMES VERY NEAR BEING EATEN BY A BEAR" and "SHASTA’S RESTLESSNESS AND WHAT CAME OF IT."

BACK TO FERAL BRIT KIDS

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

as a result of Shasta's restlessness, there are dinosaurs

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

"SHASTA COMES VERY NEAR BEING EATEN BY A BEAR"

lolololol

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

"HOW SHASTA FOUGHT MUSHA-WUNK"

Oh, do tell!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

This is Gau. He lives amongst the fauna on a fictional savannah. Apparently the fauna taught him how to dress like a complete fucking tool.

American Apparel ad copy!

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.feralchildren.com/en/index.php !!!!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

cambodian jungle girl sounds hott

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

For a second I thought that would be a band link.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay I swear I have seen Britney wearing Gau's clothes.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.funtrivia.com/quizdetails.cfm?id=68107

I HOPE TO GOD YOU ALL GET THE OLSEN TWINS BANNER AD

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG I DID

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Reload it if you don't.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://b.casalemedia.com/V2/54665/73352/ypc_dinnerForTwo_survey_olsen_twins_full_house_728x90.gif

RAISED BY WOLFS

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

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WHAT KIND OF BIZARRO WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN WHERE K-FED FEELS HE'S TOO GOOD FOR BRITNEY SPEARS??!?!?!?!??

SUN RISES IN WEST TOMORROW, ROOSTERS TO CROW AT DUSK, FILM AT 11.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

well, in fairness, K-Fed isn't a meth addict in a bad wig.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

(ps britney if u readin this don't take that personal, i love meth addicts in bad wigs and u can stay with me any day of the week)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

so get him a wig.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

listen i am not buying shit for kevin federline.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll bet that's how brits got hooked, buying shit for k-fed then taking a taste for herself. such a slippery slope.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i think you're on to something.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

not enough ppl carin about britney in this bitch ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, and the nu-ILX thread is just me trying to learn how to post images on nu-code.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Badass:
http://www.x17online.com/

She needs to guest star in a few episodes of The Wire before the hair grows out.

― Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 23 February 2007 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link

er, this link may last longer:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britney_rages.php

― Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 23 February 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

those are great!

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

for the first time I feel britney could totally kick my ass.

i want to hang out with her and let her veg in my house but I kind of feel like we wouldn't like the same tv shows and she would mess up my netflix queue.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

the paparazzi are fucking evil though. i already hate running into people that I see at work.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i applaud the shaved head hoodie lacrosse shorts and nikes look

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i like how earlier in the day shes wearing the wig then later when she shows up to destroy kfeds car with her umbrella she goes w/the all business.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg that rules

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll bet that's how brits got hooked, buying shit for k-fed then taking a taste for herself. such a slippery slope.

She was on coke in 2002, which was before both marriages.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

or I should say, as early as 2002

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHLQkWOFFvg

;_;

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Saturday, 24 February 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

BRINTEY FOR PRESIDETN

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 24 February 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Has anyone photoshopped a bull into that picture of her attacking the car with a brolly?

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Saturday, 24 February 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

from nu-ilx thred:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/XedgarsnyderX/britneythreat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/kevinpook/Untitled-1.jpg

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Sunday, 25 February 2007 04:10 (seventeen years ago) link

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