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anyone raised in a Judeo-Christian society that's unaware of the bible being full of murder, rape, incest, treachery, theft, torture, warfare ad nauseam has their head up their ass

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

like OMG did you know Yahweh was a jealous vengeful asshole?!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh man I really wish you could see a platypus in the zoo. They're my very favorite. I hear they die in captivity.

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Are they really not usually in zoos? I thought for sure I'd seen on there once (prolly the Philly Zoo?), but I don't go to zoos, they make me unhappy.

― Casuistry (casuistry), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i just tivoed a cool documentary on platapods or whatever they're pluraled as.

― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Your search - "jesus rides a platypus" - did not match any documents.

shame, that.

― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

OH, I'LL SEE TO IT LATER THAT OUR LORD SAVIOR JEEBS XTO RIDES ONE MAGICAL MONOTREME. WAIT UNTIL SOON!

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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