Is Taco Bell harmful to the human body?

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I've never gotten sick off tbell. the other night however I made homemade pasta sauce with frozen veggies and chicken pieces, jeeesusus

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Taco Bell opens up the floodgates of my ass like a mekong monsoon.

― aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ITT my ass is percolating like a coffee pot

― aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Booker T. & the MG's : Green Onions

― obi strip (sanskrit), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:32 (seventeen years ago) link

UH
that should have linked to http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/news/news-yum-tacobell.html

― obi strip (sanskrit), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Swore off Taco Bell because of the 20-minute shits. It's all about Taco Cabana now.

Most fast-food is foul and inedible, but the only other place that gives me "meking monsoon" ass is Cici's Pizza - lactose intolerance maybe?

― milo (milo), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

no, snot-nose kids who don't wash their hands in the restroom before heading back to the buffett

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://membres.lycos.fr/classpaclass/hpbimg/coke_diarrhea.JPG

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

- that's the caffeine, duh. it's laxative

― nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

waht is zantigo's?

Matt have u ever been to manny's. the chorizo egg torta is out of fucking hand

― urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf was that? a coca-cola and pop rocks enema?

― obi strip (sanskrit), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

mentos. it's all about mentos now.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay seriously I think there's some cheap oil or food service product that makes me sick as shit.

Lactose intolerance maybe. I never really understood what that meant until I finally realized I had it. The thing I didn't understand is that it doesn't mean you can't handle any dairy since different dairy products have widely varying lactose amounts. Aged cheeses are better for example than fresher cheeses since the lactose breaks down. So you might be able to handle a pizza that uses frozen cheese but not one with fresh mozzarella.

― walterkranz (walterkranz), Friday, 8 December 2006 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

god, I love Taco Bell. Crunchy shell tacos supreme, you destroy me!

― jaq (jaq), Friday, 8 December 2006 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I really miss Taco Cabana in Texas. It's like Taco Bell, only you don't get sick, it's open all night, and it's the best drunk food EVER.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 01:07 (seventeen years ago) link

which is better munchies food, Taco Bell or:

http://www.efdisaster.com/images/kfcfb.jpg

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 8 December 2006 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

You just made me never want to eat again.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

those famous bowls seriously look like the worst thing ever invented that you're actually expected to eat.

― j.d. (j.d.), Friday, 8 December 2006 01:54 (seventeen years ago) link

It raises the question: what are they famous FOR?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link

tubgirl.jpg

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link

you are possibly allergic to msg, which there may be a lot of in TB food. i'm not sure though, we don't have it in the UK.

― colin0Hara (colin_o_hara), Friday, 8 December 2006 02:29 (seventeen years ago) link

KFC Famous Bowls feels to me like some kind of test. Maybe it is, I don't know. Maybe it's part of some big experiment. To me, looking at that picture is like looking at one of Lilek's entries in The Gallery of Regrettable Food. Maybe it's just that history repeats itself, especially American history? We ate awful awful things once, and until we understand why it's wrong, we are doomed to eat them over and over.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 02:51 (seventeen years ago) link

those bowls are what you make from fridge leftovers at 3am when you come home drunk from the bar. The fact that they are being marketed and sold disturbs me greatly.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 8 December 2006 02:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank you, Walter, but it is SO NOT lactose intolerance, considering the amount of different kinds of cheese I consume on a daily basis. Ditto the MSG, not that it's good for you, but given the number of thoroughly mediocre Chinese restaurants in NYC, I'd know by now! And I'm sure there's no shortage of indigestible and dirt-cheap shortenings to choose from in diagnosing my malaise. I think Jenny was onto something.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 8 December 2006 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

There are bad by-products that start accumulating in cooking oils that have been heated too high, used too often, and held onto for too long. And some people are sensitive to cottonseed oil, which is hydrogenated to make one of the least expensive frying oils around (and Crisco). Could be some of that.

― jaq (jaq), Friday, 8 December 2006 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

But yeah, fresh mozz is the ultimate evil for lactose! Luckily, parmesan and romano and very sharp aged cheddar, like most fully fermented cheeses, are still your friends.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 8 December 2006 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link

what's in that bowl exactly?

― a giant mechanical ant (a giant mechanical ant), Friday, 8 December 2006 05:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it's mashed potatoes and gravy on the bottom, corn, fried chicken bits, topped with cheez. A whole tan palette of disgustingness.

― jaq (jaq), Friday, 8 December 2006 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

It would be the greatest thing ever if your gramma made it. But your gramma's dead.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 05:42 (seventeen years ago) link

see i would eat that. actually that sounds really good. i could do without the cheez, but otherwise yes. i would regret it, but i would eat it.

― a giant mechanical ant (a giant mechanical ant), Friday, 8 December 2006 05:53 (seventeen years ago) link

btw, that canned succotash in jello (or whatever) up thread? blurgh. I'm with Ms Misery on those bowls - that is emergency too-drunk-to-function glop-glop-what's-this-stuff-anyway-who-cares consumption only.

― jaq (jaq), Friday, 8 December 2006 06:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I just want everoyne to know I used to work at Taco Bell and I did put my own turds in the meat sometimes. It's very easy to sneak a nugget or two in the mix w/out the coworkers noticing.

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/HEALTH/12/08/ecoli.outbreak/newt1.ecoli.fri.10.jpg

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck that KFC PIG BUCKET!

Grossest food evah!

― M@tt He1ges0n (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxdVVIx8gF0&mode=related&search=

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Saturday, 9 December 2006 04:04 (seventeen years ago) link

A friend of mine who worked at TB corporate HQ said that a fair amt. of their beef is pressure-sprayed off of cow skulls. Waste not want not!

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 9 December 2006 04:08 (seventeen years ago) link

pressure sprayed, i don't know about. but there's lots of perfectly good uses for face meat. tamales.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Saturday, 9 December 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Just feel lucky you're eating face meat in the good ol' u s of a. you don't want face meat in mexico.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Saturday, 9 December 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I tried the Famous Bowl and got pretty much addicted to it for a while. Everything is surprisingly very good together except those little chicken guys which might as well be deep fried salt licks.

― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 9 December 2006 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Corn and mashed potatoes are great together, mixed together, I can rep for that. But I demand to do it myself on my own big-ass plate.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Saturday, 9 December 2006 04:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe one of the most unappetizing things about the Famous Bowls ad (and there are several) is that the cheese isn't melted. Are you serving me cold fried chicken? On top of what then? Cold corn and cold mashed potatoes?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Saturday, 9 December 2006 05:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, is cheese really necessary at all? Much less two kinds? How many fried chicken, corn, and mashed potato meals have you eaten that included two kinds of shredded cheese?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Saturday, 9 December 2006 05:14 (seventeen years ago) link

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― whoop de doodle (kenan), Saturday, 9 December 2006 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

scallions ONCE AGAIN get the bad rap. it was LETTUCE all along, people!!!!!!!

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:38 (seventeen years ago) link

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