― and what (ooo), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― My Life in the Ghosts of Bush (Modal Fugue), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 4 December 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link
So so SO MANY choice quotes in this one, from the guy who used to work at Universal Studios who built animatronic dinosaurs but says that fossil records of earlier hominids are "deformed, diseased or something," just like some of the people he saw in New York, to the Aussie w/ cricketeer photos in his office and who talks about how they couldn't get away with such a thing Down Under, so he came up here, to the bit of software that figured out where Noah stuck all them animals on the Ark.
They also have to be careful about the animatronic Adam & Eve scene, "...since some of our donors are scared to death about nudity."
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link
None of which are designated in the Bible.
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link
oh, right! i'd been wondering, but thanks for clearing that up so succinctly.
sorry, god.
― grimly fiendish (simon), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link
OH MY GOD, IT'S ALL PHIL COLLINS'S FAULT!
― grimly fiendish (simon), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link
^^ she's totally going to have that tattooed on her lower back after she transfers out of bible college
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link
The museum's research scientist, Dr Jason Lisle, has a PhD in astrophysics from the University of Colorado at Boulder. He realised he was a Christian while he was an undergraduate
He "realised"? Like "OH SHIT! I'm a CHRISTIAN OH NOES NOW WHAT:.
And this is even better:
On top of the shelves is an array of fluffy poodle toys, as well as cuddly dinosaurs. "Poodles are degenerate mutants of dogs. I say that in my lectures and people present them to me as gifts."
Pls to explain why poodles are "degenerate mutants of dogs" k thx.
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link
HOW DO I TELL MY PARENTS?
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link
Have you ever seen a picture of one?
― Leon Czolgosz (Leon), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link
Poodles are degenerate mutants of dogs.
His not understanding that dogs are specifically selected and bred by humans is.. well, telling or something.
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link
-- nabisco (san...), Today 6:54 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)
JEFF DUNHAM and it's so sad of me to not even have to Google that.
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 07:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― j.d. (j.d.), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 08:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― j.d. (j.d.), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 08:26 (seventeen years ago) link
Well, we do have crocodiles and tortoises, which haven't evolved for many millions of years. Reptiles that weren't excessively giant did fairly well through whatever killed the dinosaurs (probably cold). But I'm sure they mean something very different when they say that, and yeah, I'm with you, I have no idea what they mean.
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 08:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:40 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html
― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:09 (seventeen years ago) link
like that? have some more.
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/
― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link
CHARMED, I'M SURE.
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer! (clonefeed), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 05:50 (seventeen years ago) link
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/jesus.htm
― latebloomer! (clonefeed), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer! (clonefeed), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 06:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Geza T (The GZeus), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 07:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 07:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 07:22 (seventeen years ago) link
guess posh, sporty, ginger, baby, and scary werren't enough...
― latebloomer! (clonefeed), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer! (clonefeed), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 11:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link
And yet it's still the most accurate thing they've said! Every modern dog breed is descended from the wolf, most of them have only come into existence very recently - on a visual level it's about the only possible example of ultra-fast "evolution" the Christians can use/abuse as they choose.
― Maaarghk C (Maaarghk C), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link