CHICAGO: If Hepatitis C Were Attacking Your Face Instead of Your Liver You'd Be Doing Something About It

You should get that tattooed on your stomach.

i like well-prepared tofu. fake meats are usually suspect and scary.

I only buy kosher dogs, anyway, because you know they're all beef and no "parts". Keebler.

Julia, I used to work with someone who posted it outside her office

Keebler makes kosher hot dogs??

No way. They're like 10 times better than any other fake deli slices -- great consistency and seasoning. Yves deli slices are thick and wet and kind of gross.

(Keebler called me Lauren.)

I kind of like "Keebler" though.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/IMG_4760.jpg

i may well hate all fake meat deli slices, i haven't tried any but the tofurkey ones.

jenny - i heart you & your reasons.

-- sweet tater (kelstarr...), December 5th, 2006. (sweet tater) (later) (link)

cosign

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/4569/totoroallsleepms7.jpg

Also, I think we could drink a lot of beer together.

q: guys, should i get drunk/stoned and watch seven samurai OR have a home alone dance party?

an video ad online (those annoying ones they show before streaming video)--two twentysomething guys are in a cadillac listening to yes and debating whether that band is cool. so they pull over to two bikini-clad women walking by and ask them if they listen to yes. the response? "of course. it's classic rock."

I was listening to Kompakt Total 7 in the library earlier and having my own study dance party, much to the amusement of my colleagues, I am sure.

May I suggest Futuresex/Lovesound?

-- Laurel (sininspac...), December 6th, 2006. (Laurel) (later) (link)

quiet you.

I have slashed and burned a friendship or three in my life. It is sad making.

and i didn't so much slash and burn friends (lately), as I did move away from them.

basically: i miss chicago, and having friends of any kind.

It is a large and moving Torg!

If anyone wants it, I can... do that thing we sometimes do.

As of 2 months ago.

Which part of 45:33 does the new LCD Soundsystem use? The 7:00-17:00 of 45:33 always gets mad props, for a reason.

basically: i miss chicago, and having friends of any kind.

Whoops! Project much, Jennyfur?

Hello Zachary Scott. Welcome to Chicago.

From the comments: "I didn't really agree with the whole 'guys don't like to cuddle' thing.. but I can understand why a lot of guys don't."

She can understand that? I can't. Girls are soft and warm. However, I do agree with the part about falling asleep all intertwined. I have to be pretty wiped out to pull that off, and even then, once I'm good and asleep, I'm likely to have a rude "stop touching me" episode that I won't remember.

9. Whining when he pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you.

This reader's response

1. "Because you aren't doing it right" is not necessarily true; sometimes it's just fun to push and thrust (for the receiver as well as the giver of fellatio).

2. It's so fucking annoying to receive bad head from a guy. Guys (on guys) don't have much of an excuse: unless you have never received a decent BJ, you should be able to perform at least some reasonable reporduction of the technique you enjoyed, ding-dong. The problem is either the giver is a bit dense, lacks interest in the job, or is uncoordinated. Or has never received good head--but if you're with me then that is unequivocally not the problem.

3. It seems like there is a steeper learning curve for straight sex. Thus, #2.

so there's my fake meat story.