CHICAGO: If Hepatitis C Were Attacking Your Face Instead of Your Liver You'd Be Doing Something About It

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (5123 of them)

if b or b is burn or bludgeon i'll take either.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Most of the cast of Miami Ink. Now, that might seem like an obvious "bone" cop-out but listen to those guys talk/argue/breathe sometime and ask yourself: SRSLY, do I want to deal with this in the morning? Or ever? The barf possiblities come slowly to light.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

barf on the coulter.

Well, he said Malkin, I'm just taking it to the next level.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know who malkin is. i keep picturing leonard maltin, in which case barf. unless he's wearing one of his patented turtlenecks... hmmmm. no, still barf.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll bet judy barr topinka's a real tiger in the sack.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I would've thought that Carrot Top's iron-pumpin' bod would be the thing that would've finally tipped him over to BARF.

Kelsey started a thread about this on Ye Olde ILX.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I fucking hate people who do weird random shit like make weird grimacing faces for no reason or who smack their mouths during conversation. There is a guy next to me at Argoo Tea on the phone who *SSSSUCKS* in through his teeth at certain pauses. Fuck people like that. Especially when he is talking about really boring case files.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahhaha still laffin at carrot top "he is a very sensual man" hahahaha. glad you've chnaged your mind.

i am in for tt but i have to do this other thing first so instead of being early i will be late. byebye for tonite.

xp -- i'll bet judy barr topinka's a real tiger in the sack.
-- otto midnight (effyouto...)
PEEING PANTS

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll bet judy barr topinka's a real tiger in the sack.

Well, there's all the birth control I'm going to need for a while.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously, i'll bet thirty years ago, with a belly full of bourbon, she was probably a cyclone between the sheets.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck/Marry/Kill is pretty fun on road trips. Half the fun is just coming up with interesting trios. For instance, when I've played it with C4n4st4, we've done trios like "Chicago sound guys."

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

did i say that? on the internet, no less?!

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

teach me f/m/k. do you have to personally name all three or do people give you options & you have to make choices?

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

what'choo talkin' bout willis?

http://abclocal.go.com/images/wls_081805_topinka.jpg

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

you can do photos now, otto?

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

One person picks three people, it can be anyone. Sometimes the three can be tangentially related to make it more interesting. Then you go around and each person picks who'd they'd F, M, and K, and states their reasons why.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

just not this one vowel-challenged photo sharing site.

xpost.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Howard Stern does it on his show all the time, which is actually how I discovered the game.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we play Fuck, Marry, or Disregard instead?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Destroy?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

can we please play this game at tt?!??
pleasepleaseplease i am entertained.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

how about Court, Woo, or Make Eyes At, can't we all agree on that? Wally? Beav? Eddie? huh fellas? how 'bout you Lumpy?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't forget Make Time or Go Steady!

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

My barf/bones: Bob Sagget and John Goodman. Except I don't feel very barfy about either of them.

I think the reason why the acronym GSO bothers me is that I think you guys are talking about a symphony orchestra at first.

Then I would abbreviate GSOSO.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Sagget!

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe a game that's all about people we hate. Ann Coulter: Wound, Kill, or Kill and Then Desecrate the Body?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Is it 'cause he's secretly a perv? Or rather, secretly a normal dude?

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost And if the latter, in what way, exactly?

This could be a dark, dark road trip.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

and here i was thinking that kenan was so sweet for suggesting 'disregard' b/c he didn't want to play a game where people got killed.

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I was at first. But I just couldn't leave it alone, could I?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah Kenan, this is why people on the internet think you're crepey.

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, "kill" does seem really extreme when the other two options are casual sex and marriage, both of which are (hopefully) pleasant activities. But if you have a group of things in the same ballpark, it works better.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Except, GSO has no SO so that's just a silly objection, Johann.

ALSO: Girl from Ipanema is a great song and my most requested jazz band song is Mercy, Mercy, Mercy FOR THE SPREADSHEET.

THE END BACK TO MY ESTUDIARINGNESS.

But first: xpost - four reasons: 1) he's actually pretty funny; 2) he's pretty good looking in a nerdy way (and that's my way); 3) I secretly find America's Funniest Home Videos generally entertaining when it's not all about nut shots; and 4) there's this look of trapped desperation in his eyes during AFHV that I find strangely appealing, like this ability to communicate a deep, just barely burried loathing for his job while still fooling a lot of Americans into thinking he gives a rat's ass about their home videos of brides falling over into wedding cakes. I fucking respect that.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

you just know he has a collection of pron that would fill, like, a mid-sized town's public library though, right? i mean, that's obvious isn't it?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

You just know Saget would play Desecrate the Body with me.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

The Good Emily finds my Bob Sagget position appalling because she says she can't respect a man who hosts AFHV if he really hates it as much as I think he does. But I think it's delightfully subversive.

I have not see the Aristocrats. I like knowing that it's out there, but I enjoy my delicate emotional Bob Sagget equilibrium to mess it up with additional information. Such as speculation on his public library-sized prawn* collection.

*I always read that as prawn because it's funnier that way.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i've got a craving for this:

http://i4.peapod.com/c/N3/N3MTV.jpg

but the spicy ones, not the original.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

jenny - i heart you & your reasons.

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Mercy, Mercy, Mercy is a great song. My top 3 record versions are:

1) Cannonball Adderley & Joe Zawinul
2) Buddy Rich Big Band
3) Maceo Parker w/Reb1rth Brass Band.

They're all incredible.

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

insert "too much" between "Sagget" and "equilibrium" up there okay? Thank you. Good bye.

KELSEY, I also heart you mucho.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

1) Cannonball Adderley & Joe Zawinul

I don't know who Joe Zawinul is, but my favorite version is from some live Cannonball Adderly disc that I have, so I guess that means I have an "EAR FOR JAZZ."

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oksrslybacktobookskthxbi

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sure that's the same version. Joe Zawinul is the keyboard player, who wrote the tune.

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

later chicago.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i love the spicy ones too.

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i've got a craving for this

I've got those in my freezer right now. Spicy ones.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Are those fake chicken?

I've got Morning* spicy black bean and mushroom lover's veggie burgers in my freezer, both of which I've been enjoying.

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Oooh. I'm a Mushroom Lover. Is there a club?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

the spicy black bean burgers are awesome!

i'm hungry.

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Are those fake chicken?

Yes, hence "Chik" Patties.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 5023 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.