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what the fuck is f/m/k?

sounds like a leftist student organization from the '60s.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

why isn't it friday night yet?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

barf or bone is a game invented by my good friend, Brooke.
The deal is that you have to choose a person who you find both attractive and yet disgusting. Were they to enter the room, you don't know whether you would "barf or bone."

My B or B was Carrot Top. No hassles, please.

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, and speaking of friday night. ronnys. bands, swine, good times.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

The deal is that you have to choose a person who you find both attractive and yet disgusting.

HI DERE.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

other barf or bone highlights have included:

Martha Stewart
Eminem
Britney Spears
Andre the Giant

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

F/M/K = Fuck/Marry/Kill -- 3 names are given, and you pick which goes with which act according to your little heart's desire.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

CARROT TOP??!?!?

dude wears makeup fulltime. also, loves coke!

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

AND DIALING DOWN THE CENTER *wink*

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

(i don't know what that means.)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, Kelsey, Carottop -- that is truly, truly...gross. I know you said no hatering but...!?!?@2/?2/2/

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, hate full blast

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I KNOW!!!!!!!!

The point is: He is off the list!!! I have thrown him out with the garbage!

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

barf/bone

michelle malkin?

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

nah.

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

C'mon dude, go for the full Coulter

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

On the other hand, Carrot Top is a GREAT barf or bone b/c he is so full-on BARF to so many. That's kinda the point . . . choosing someone that is 'bone' to so very few.

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

who's that?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I know what Kelsey meant about Carrot Top! He has a great body, but he is really gross otherwise. It's confusing.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

THANK YOU!!!!

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

er, xpost.

barf on the coulter.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

My new b or b is Howie Mandel, for what it's worth.

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the effect of the confusion resulting from a Barf or Bone would be an overriding BARF that supercedes any possible Bone.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

if b or b is burn or bludgeon i'll take either.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Most of the cast of Miami Ink. Now, that might seem like an obvious "bone" cop-out but listen to those guys talk/argue/breathe sometime and ask yourself: SRSLY, do I want to deal with this in the morning? Or ever? The barf possiblities come slowly to light.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

barf on the coulter.

Well, he said Malkin, I'm just taking it to the next level.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know who malkin is. i keep picturing leonard maltin, in which case barf. unless he's wearing one of his patented turtlenecks... hmmmm. no, still barf.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll bet judy barr topinka's a real tiger in the sack.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I would've thought that Carrot Top's iron-pumpin' bod would be the thing that would've finally tipped him over to BARF.

Kelsey started a thread about this on Ye Olde ILX.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I fucking hate people who do weird random shit like make weird grimacing faces for no reason or who smack their mouths during conversation. There is a guy next to me at Argoo Tea on the phone who *SSSSUCKS* in through his teeth at certain pauses. Fuck people like that. Especially when he is talking about really boring case files.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahhaha still laffin at carrot top "he is a very sensual man" hahahaha. glad you've chnaged your mind.

i am in for tt but i have to do this other thing first so instead of being early i will be late. byebye for tonite.

xp -- i'll bet judy barr topinka's a real tiger in the sack.
-- otto midnight (effyouto...)
PEEING PANTS

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll bet judy barr topinka's a real tiger in the sack.

Well, there's all the birth control I'm going to need for a while.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously, i'll bet thirty years ago, with a belly full of bourbon, she was probably a cyclone between the sheets.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck/Marry/Kill is pretty fun on road trips. Half the fun is just coming up with interesting trios. For instance, when I've played it with C4n4st4, we've done trios like "Chicago sound guys."

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

did i say that? on the internet, no less?!

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

teach me f/m/k. do you have to personally name all three or do people give you options & you have to make choices?

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

what'choo talkin' bout willis?

http://abclocal.go.com/images/wls_081805_topinka.jpg

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

you can do photos now, otto?

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

One person picks three people, it can be anyone. Sometimes the three can be tangentially related to make it more interesting. Then you go around and each person picks who'd they'd F, M, and K, and states their reasons why.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

just not this one vowel-challenged photo sharing site.

xpost.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Howard Stern does it on his show all the time, which is actually how I discovered the game.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we play Fuck, Marry, or Disregard instead?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Destroy?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

can we please play this game at tt?!??
pleasepleaseplease i am entertained.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

how about Court, Woo, or Make Eyes At, can't we all agree on that? Wally? Beav? Eddie? huh fellas? how 'bout you Lumpy?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't forget Make Time or Go Steady!

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

My barf/bones: Bob Sagget and John Goodman. Except I don't feel very barfy about either of them.

I think the reason why the acronym GSO bothers me is that I think you guys are talking about a symphony orchestra at first.

Then I would abbreviate GSOSO.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Sagget!

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe a game that's all about people we hate. Ann Coulter: Wound, Kill, or Kill and Then Desecrate the Body?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Is it 'cause he's secretly a perv? Or rather, secretly a normal dude?

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

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