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Mark I can't remember worth shit, so it must be pretty unremarkable.

Mark's the one where Jesus is all cryptic and "don't tell anyone about me" and "ugh you disciples will never understand" and then he dies and the women go to the tomb and the angel is all "tell the disciples Jesus will meet them in Galilee" but instead the women freak out and run off afraid. THE END. It's weird in a totally different way than John is, and more subtle.

― Casuistry (casuistry), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

1) Thomas
2) Harlem Gospel Choir

― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Have you guys seen the guy on Slate who is blogging the Bible?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), December 6th, 2006.

David Plotz is a pretty good journalist, I think.

― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:56 (seventeen years ago) link

If you guys ever get a Mormon Bible, they are footnoted with "Joseph Smith translations" meant to correct the Bible.

Dang, when they came to my house 10 years ago they just gave us a regular King James and a Book of Mormon.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 7 December 2006 06:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Last I check, which was a while ago, that "blogging the bible" was a pretty thin and shallow reading. Like someone "blogging the zoo" and writing an entry about "OMG, PLATYPUS!"

I'd totally read someone like Slacktivist working his way through the Bible though.

― Casuistry (casuistry), Thursday, 7 December 2006 07:31 (seventeen years ago) link

anyone raised in a Judeo-Christian society that's unaware of the bible being full of murder, rape, incest, treachery, theft, torture, warfare ad nauseam has their head up their ass

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

like OMG did you know Yahweh was a jealous vengeful asshole?!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh man I really wish you could see a platypus in the zoo. They're my very favorite. I hear they die in captivity.

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Are they really not usually in zoos? I thought for sure I'd seen on there once (prolly the Philly Zoo?), but I don't go to zoos, they make me unhappy.

― Casuistry (casuistry), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i just tivoed a cool documentary on platapods or whatever they're pluraled as.

― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Your search - "jesus rides a platypus" - did not match any documents.

shame, that.

― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

OH, I'LL SEE TO IT LATER THAT OUR LORD SAVIOR JEEBS XTO RIDES ONE MAGICAL MONOTREME. WAIT UNTIL SOON!

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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