another brownie outrage: gluten-free brownie mix makes a strange concoction that sticks to your pan and results in palm punctures when trying to use a knife to lever it out. oopsie.
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link
think i am just gonna give up on brownies.
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link
the same thing happens when you get fat-conscious and try to get by with half as much vegetable oil as the recipe calls for.
― unregistered, Friday, 24 July 2009 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link
er, minus the palm punctures, I mean. someone needs to buy you a tacky knife sharpener for your birthday imo, & you'll never have that problem again.
― unregistered, Friday, 24 July 2009 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link
the batter seemed totally greasy! i thought it was gonna be a gross greasy glob that would slide right out of the pan.
the knife was plenty sharp... it's just that i accidentally jammed it point first into my palm in a badly coordinated attempt to loosen crap from the bottom of the pan.
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i suppose that is why they make spatulas, but it just didn't seem appropriate.
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
spatulas as cutting instruments are bogus and totally unfulfilling, especially when they're made of that teflon-friendly silicone crap. what fun are cooking tools when they're not visceral and potentially deadly?
on second though someone should buy you one of these:
http://www.theknightshop.co.uk/catalog/images/001_L-03.jpg
― unregistered, Friday, 24 July 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link
three light bulbs burnt out in my apartment! first two i was lazy about changing because there are a few other lamps but i found some light bulbs. the other one is on the kitchen ceiling 10 ft up. kitchen will be dark until after the exam i guess. what an outrage.
― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link
that totally beats my ove glove!xpost
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link
haha harbs, lxy got stern with me the other night "the one thing you HAVE to do before you leave saturday is change that light bulb" one she can't/won't reach
― jergins, Friday, 24 July 2009 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link
i am domestically outraged
― lxy, Friday, 24 July 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
neighbors next door are having a loud yard party. they are shouting about boring topics such as snow crab and high blood pressure. i need not to have neighbors.
― lxy, Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i am really lucky in that my apartment is situated such that i never hear any of my neighbors.
― te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link
there's a parade outside my windows. with bagpipes
― jaq, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link
sympathies
― lxy, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link
thx. it was a once-a-year thing. I'm afraid your neighbors may not show that kind of restraint!
― jaq, Sunday, 26 July 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
i am outraged that someone has tied up two pitbulls on the sidewalk while he is doing something inside. pitbull barking is not a pleasant sound at all, in my humble opinion
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
even the cat is shaking her little head in disdain
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
friends, i let my clothes pile up for so long that now, so fed up am i with having to maneuver around them, i am having to fold wool sweaters during a goddamn heatwave.
i outrage myself.
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
and the rest of us!
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
the most outrageous part is that i can't allow myself to make a drink till i'm done, and it's taking for fucking ever.
outraged.
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link
good thing you're on the internet then. getting stuff done!
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link
good thing you're not here, buster.
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link
urban dictionary "virtual slap" is boring damn:(
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i <3 u buster and busted.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:49 (fourteen years ago) link
here is a domestic tip i just discovered: in a heat wave, eat refrigerated persian cucumbers. it is crunchy and cool and satisfying, especially when accompanied by a cool cocktail.
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link
okay, done. now i have my cool cocktail and will be busy for the next while drinking it and hlding the glass against my anguished, glowing temples.
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
cucumbers are kind of #1 cooling off food. what the fuck is a persian one tho
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link
they have long gray fur?
― jaq, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
!!!
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link
they are cuet and little.
you can eat them whole.
it's fun.
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
nobody wants to eat fur
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link
the roof of my mouth is pleading with me to stop reading this thread.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm sorry ;_; that was far too outrageous
― jaq, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link
a comestible outrage.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link
did you mean: furry sea cucumber?
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.usbg.gov/plant-collections/conservation/images/Cliestocactus_strausiisamll_1.jpg
― jaq, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link
^^desert cucumbers
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/qwerae001.jpg
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I just really like cucumbers abs now you've all gone and tarnished their reputation O_o
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
tsk at you really liking cucumbers' abs.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link
how ripped do you really want a cucumber to be?
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL @ autotext striking again!
Persian cukes are kinda ripped though!
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link
omg you guys
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link
A package of mushrooms had the temerity to rot in my fridge before I used them for anything. The nerve of them!
― jaq, Thursday, 30 July 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
enough cheek for another row of teeth.
― estela, Thursday, 30 July 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
my pesto plans are always foiled because i forget and by the time i remember my basil has gone bad :(xpost
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 31 July 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
ytth showed some domestic outrage over me calling him a slob to all of the sandbox, and asked that i retract my statement since i came home from work on saturday to find he had meticulously cleaned and tidied our living room and foyer.
― smoove operator, Monday, 3 August 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
shame is an excellent motivator
― max max max max, Monday, 3 August 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
i found some maggots.
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 8 August 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link