― nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 1 December 2006 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link
i don't even understand my payslip to be honest.
Unfortunately for all of my fine talk above this is so OTM it's painful :(
― kv_nol (kv_nol), Friday, 1 December 2006 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― lexpretend (lexpretend), Friday, 1 December 2006 09:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 1 December 2006 09:49 (seventeen years ago) link
;-)
― nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:15 (seventeen years ago) link
other things on payslip:
NI = National Insurance. everyone pays this, it means that if you are jobless you can claim unemployment benefits etc, also funds NHS.
Pension? = unless you've specifically opted in, i'm surprised you're paying to a pension scheme...
any other questions?
― CarsmileSteve (Carsmile Steve), Friday, 1 December 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― lexpretend (lexpretend), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― lexpretend (lexpretend), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link
freelance earnings on top of the rest is a chore. but you can probably claim records purchased, computer, etc against.
― Proxy Fule (Proxy Fule), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link
how do people KNOW WHAT TO DO???
― lexpretend (lexpretend), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― lexpretend (lexpretend), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:56 (seventeen years ago) link
(Though IIRC, in lots of schools, only girls took Home Economics and boys took Shop or something.)
― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link
there was a class called 'life skills' in sixth form at my school, it encompassed things like it skills, and possibly tax returns (i do onot know what a tax return is?). i didn't go to them because i did 4 a-levels.
― lexpretend (lexpretend), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― cis boom bah (cis), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― lexpretend (lexpretend), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link
like: how to fix a radiator.
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― wogan lenin (doglatin), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link
fixed
omg! i learnt that apparently radiators have, like, WATER in them the other day - gareth couldn't believe i didn't know before. i can't imagine this really, i don't know where the water would go.
― lexpretend (lexpretend), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link
Actually, the school I went to was very very good about this - however, it taught me about the Merkin political system, in which I cannot legally participate. I know next to nothing about the British system - in which I legally can.
― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link
(They probably got a kickback from McDonalds for the training.)
― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link
on the other hand, i had a plumber come out to stop the flow of water through mine because i had no clue how. it involved a very basic screwdriver operation. mortifying.
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link
more important is the ability to follow multi-part television drama.
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― lexpretend (lexpretend), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link
Handling domestic finances and using the internet would be good things to learn in school. Enjoying theater and cooking are asking a little much though.
― Maria Emily (Maria), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link
I learned this the hard way. Easy option, my arse!
― kv_nol (kv_nol), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link
As is I think everybody should just get the Achewood Cookbook.
Home finances - this is totally on yr parents isn't it? I never learned jack shit about bills and credit in school at all.
― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link
certainly, it's rather more important than "enjoying the theatre". WTF with the cultural fascism, tony, you dick? what's next: i have to "enjoy sport"?
― grimly fiendish '06 SANDBOX REMIX (simon), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link
my parents were complete shit in this area (as in most things) so therefore not good role models. I wish I had learned it in school.
― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link
(advanced lessons could include holding in a piss for at least three pints; ordering a round when mashed; taxi-queue etiquette; and kebabs and the consumption thereof.)
― grimly fiendish '06 SANDBOX REMIX (simon), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link
I am SOOOOO behind this statement, though! Life will force you, more or less, to either learn about finances or pay an accountant. You cannot pay someone to be open-minded for you, or appreciate beauty/wisdom/human nature in whatever form.
― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link
In a lot of primary schools now (not necessarily posh ones, either) they do exactly this. My mate was a Teaching Assistant for a bit, and the school he did this in had a projector hooked up to a laptop in each classroom so that the teacher could google something if a kid asked a question the teacher didn't know!
― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link
This is roughly how people have always gotten through life and will continue to do so. Teaching specific life skill is always a great idea, but the thing they're actually trying to accomplish here is less a matter of that, and maybe more a matter of trying to give people a good enough general education that they have any interest in, say, taking part in a debate.
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link
uh-huh. that's why my dad, who's a volunteer for the citizens advice bureau, never sees anyone come in in a state of blind panic because they've managed to get themselves in some horrific debt hole because nobody ever bothered to teach them the basics and, for whatever reason, they never quite picked it up for themselves?
but hey, even if these people existed - and they obviously don't; my dad must be putting LSD in his porridge again - the answer's simple: they "pay an accountant". silly me. i forget that accountants are happy to work for fresh air and a smile.
You cannot pay someone to be open-minded for you, or appreciate beauty/wisdom/human nature in whatever form.
er, no, and you can't force someone to be open-minded or appreciate beauty and wisdom either. hellfire, i'm 31 and my tastes and sensibilities are growing and changing all the time. i'm frequently amazed and overjoyed by my capacity to learn more about art in all its forms, and to enjoy things i never thought in a million years i would.
this is perhaps in some way related to my education, which had a classical bent (ie i studied latin and greek and had mad old teachers who let me watch "if ..." in liberal studies) but is very much a part of who i am, my own aesthetic sensibilities etc. like i say: my brother-in-law, who's a top lad and a talented painter and musician, would rather de-nad himself than go to the theatre. does that make him a lesser human being? i think not. and he's certainly far more useful with a tax return - or a hammer and a drill - than i am, that's for certain.
i mean, i speak as a complete ponce for whom art provides a validity to life, but i really think this "teaching children to appreciate the theatre" nonsense is misguided bourgeois shitwittery of the first order. IT WON'T WORK. teaching them how to deal with tax and 'leccy bills, however, just might.
― grimly fiendish (simon), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish, MA (hons) in english fucking literature, which was a complete a, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link
I'm not sure what I'd say should be cut instead, but in my particular rural school district, there was a lot of administrative waste and sports money in the budget every year that could go (sports funding is rarely cut because apparently, unlike for music, it's very important for kids to grow up well-rounded and develop important life skills and discipline from sports).
― Maria e (Maria), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link
I mean, that's not a knock on any of those things -- it's just a flat fact that the art forms average people most strongly associate with Proper High Culture tend to be old and not incredibly vibrant or relevant in modern terms. The ballets and operas people think of as cultured and sophisticated are centuries old; it shouldn't be controversial to point out that these formats peaked a very long time ago, and aren't exactly major forms of expression in the modern-day US or UK. Poetry does a little better, relevance-wise, but much like ballet and opera, it's largely supported by small academic circles and arts philanthropy and grants, not any kind of significant public audience -- and once again, the names that would come up on a Family Feud board for "name a high-culture poet" were all buried hundreds of years ago. Classical music: the same.* (And I think we all know that when laymen talk about the need to appreciate these things, they are not usually talking about exposing children to cutting-edge dance choreography or 21st century microtonal compositions.) I'm glad there are people who keep these forms alive, and people who keep them pushing forward in new directions, and I'm happy to see the many ways in which they still have profound effects on a lot of people -- all sorts of people -- but it'd be insane to claim they're particularly vibrant or prevalent or popular media for artistic expression in the 21st century (even among the educated upper classes who made them seem important centuries ago).
(* Classical music is actually a bit more like soccer in the U.S. -- the kind of thing a lot of people are involved in when they're young and yet turn out not to be massive consumers of across the rest of their lives. But obviously even the kind of puffed-up semiclassical and opera music that's moderately popular is like deliberately archaic, all plush curtains and violin soloists in corsets and "look, this is cultured old-Europe stuff" -- on some level it's playing to the very same "eat your vegetables" vibe that's behind telling kids this stuff is where sophisticated High Culture lives.)
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link
From 1990 to 2004, over 172 new operatic works were produced by professional opera companies in North America. (Source: OPERA America)
and there's at least one opera company of some sort in every city in America with a metro population > 1 million (excepting Las Vegas, Buffalo, and OKC, but there are opera companies in Reno, Erie, and Tulsa, respectively).
― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link
Opera and (semi-)classical are doing damned well right now, but -- like I said -- basically in a tarted-up archivist's sense, pretty much just finding as many large-breasted blonde soloists as possible and soaring on guys like Boccelli, who just about no one with any knowledge of the art form thinks is particularly talented in the least. It's doing decently well as a kind of lifestyle music right now, which, yes, probably makes it more alive than usual. (Although maybe not -- surely this stuff is on a continuum with people buying millions of Mantovani records in the 50s and 60s, or endless film soundtracks during the 80s.) But for the most part I don't see people engaging with it in any kind of committed or analytical way, which is the whole teaching opportunity we're talking about -- it seems to me that the bulk of sales of this kind of stuff are going to people who were not previously interested in classical music, and then hit a certain age and found the top-40 stations were all hip-hop these days, and were suddenly taken with either throwing on some Norah Jones or dabbling in showy, easily digestable, stagily old-Europe classical.
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link
Anyway, we really don't need to argue about exactly how popular and/or archaic opera is: my fairly minor point was that the formats we point schoolkids to in order to teach them about high art are ones that have significantly fallen off as the dominant or most current forms of the present. The top-level popular conception of high art consists mostly of stuff that's centuries old, to the point where for the average person, the concept of "artistically sophisticated" is more or less not distinguished from the concept of "very old and European and with fancy dresses."
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link
the number of US adults who attended at least one opera performance in 2002 exceeded the number who attended at least one nickelback performance in 2006 many times over, and was twice the number of adults+kids who bought 2006's biggest selling album. the number of adults who experienced opera in some form during that year exceeded the number of adults+kids who have ever purchased an album by willie nelson, bob dylan, def leppard or the backstreet boys.
― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link
more than half the operas in the standard repertoire are less than 150 years old, and about 30% are from the 20th century
― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link
that's attendance in one year compared to sales over as much as 40 years
― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link
well no, the whole point of high culture is that it isn't pop
― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link
more than triple, actually, but CFL attendance was more than three times that of Canadian opera attendance
― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link
'experience', actually, not attendance
― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Saturday, 2 December 2006 04:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― nuneb (nuneb), Saturday, 2 December 2006 05:31 (seventeen years ago) link
YES, WE KNOW SHAKESPEARE MADE A FEW KNOB JOKES. GET OVER IT.
― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Saturday, 2 December 2006 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― nuneb (nuneb), Saturday, 2 December 2006 05:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― nuneb (nuneb), Saturday, 2 December 2006 05:42 (seventeen years ago) link
I WANT CHEAP SERIOUS ELITIST THEATRE!!
― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Saturday, 2 December 2006 05:44 (seventeen years ago) link
er, nothing else to add, really. other than "nabisco OTM", but i feel such truisms should be banned from the sandbox and indeed from nuILX :)
― grimly fiendish (simon), Saturday, 2 December 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― ian (orion), Saturday, 2 December 2006 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― remy bean (bean), Saturday, 2 December 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― ian (orion), Saturday, 2 December 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― remy bean (bean), Saturday, 2 December 2006 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link