JOSEPH SMITH TRANSLATIONMATTHEW 27: 3-6Judas’s death is described. (compare Matthew 27: 3-5; Acts 1: 18) 3 Then Judas, who had betrayed him, when he saw that he was condemned, repented himself, and brought again the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders, 4 Saying, I have sinned in that I have betrayed the innocent blood. 5 And they said, What is that to us? See thou to it; thy sins be upon thee. 6 And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself on a tree. And straightway he fell down, and his bowels gushed out, and he died.
― Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link
Mark's the one where Jesus is all cryptic and "don't tell anyone about me" and "ugh you disciples will never understand" and then he dies and the women go to the tomb and the angel is all "tell the disciples Jesus will meet them in Galilee" but instead the women freak out and run off afraid. THE END. It's weird in a totally different way than John is, and more subtle.
― Casuistry (casuistry), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:53 (seventeen years ago) link
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), December 6th, 2006.
David Plotz is a pretty good journalist, I think.
― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:56 (seventeen years ago) link
Dang, when they came to my house 10 years ago they just gave us a regular King James and a Book of Mormon.
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 7 December 2006 06:47 (seventeen years ago) link
I'd totally read someone like Slacktivist working his way through the Bible though.
― Casuistry (casuistry), Thursday, 7 December 2006 07:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― Casuistry (casuistry), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link
Your search - "jesus rides a platypus" - did not match any documents.
shame, that.
― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link