i guess i was having a domestic fantasy. also, i'm a careless reader. oopsie.
i do like the idea of a roomba trundling about the city and letting itself into our homes to work while while we sit with our feet up, cocktails in hand.
"oh hi, thanks for coming over. i'll just be out here on the porch if you need anything. say, next time you pass through the kitchen would you mind bringing me that pack of smokes on the counter? i'd hate to get in your way."
― lxy, Monday, 29 June 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link
i've had this step ladder for a long time but i only just noticed the lolabel:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3629/3681080863_c813ec556a.jpg?v=0
― lxy, Thursday, 2 July 2009 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link
looks perfect for http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 2 July 2009 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link
:) sent the picture just now.
― lxy, Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
just got soooooo much hair cutoff my headnot really an outrage, more like a wonderful feeling
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
*fruit flies*
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
oh man, i have a fly infestation problem atm
― t. silaviver, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link
we had one for a while but finally got rid of themposting about it will probably bring them back
― alex hart jr. (jergins), Monday, 6 July 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ew5dAISAUI
― t. silaviver, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
i built a trap for them, last year
― spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2009 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
that made me shiver.
― estela, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't think i want to watch that video
xp
― lxy, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link
t. flystelashiver
― spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2009 00:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i was shivering about your trap, not the youtube.
― estela, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link
oh it was made of a small jar and a square of saran wrap with a small hole in it, sealed with a rubber band. you put a piece of fruit in the jar and watch the flies go in. they can't find their way out. works like a charm!
― spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link
harb n/l
― t. silaviver, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link
you could patent it and call it The Jarbl
― lxy, Monday, 6 July 2009 02:55 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― alex hart jr. (jergins), Monday, 6 July 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I bait my Jarbls w/ cheap balsamic vinegar or a nice foamy yeast solution for max fly attraction. Li'l dudes are swarming all over my indoor gardening so gonna take some action on 'em.
― jaq, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
there is nothing quite like painstakingly squeezing lemons and limes for 30 min to make lemonlimeade and then accidentally knocking the container over when you put the lid on, spilling 80% of your labors onto the countertop, which then has to be thoroughly cleaned. outrageous.
― tehersa (tehresa), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
if you give someone a nice round potato chip they shouldn't carry it delicately over to their little bed and then take a nap on top of it until it's just ugly salty crumbs.
― estela, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:52 (fourteen years ago) link
nope
― jelky, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:53 (fourteen years ago) link
u always know what's what.
― estela, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 06:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i send u my sympathies tehersa re your unacceptable citrus fiasco.
― estela, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 06:25 (fourteen years ago) link
i need help figuring out how to hax
― spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link
can't
― lxy, Thursday, 9 July 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
dunno what it means
domestically outraged about my stolen wireless connection being stolen from me! i guessed a password of another but it seems to be not connected to ISP and i can't figure out the router's ip address :(((((i am bad for stealing internets but it's their fault they picked stupid passwords and/or gave the password to the girl who normally lives in this apartment
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 9 July 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't how we all keep going, plain old fashioned courage i suppose.
― estela, Thursday, 9 July 2009 06:20 (fourteen years ago) link
i was trying to grind a ton of pepper over my dinner and the thingy fell off and a hundred billion peppercorns fell into my food and i had to pick them up. but i missed some and crunched into them while i was eating and got quite a fright.
― smoove operator, Friday, 10 July 2009 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link
f. overheard me calling a kitchen implement 'fucko'.
― estela, Friday, 10 July 2009 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
that made me snort unattractively into my coffee just as poor violet was passing my desk. i am a bit ashamed of myself.
― lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i have a terribly unfeminine habit of calling things by long strings of expletives when they don't behave: SHITTYCUNTMOTHERFUCKINGSHIIIIIIIIT
― smoove operator, Friday, 10 July 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
i got some vegetable dumplings at the chinese store yesterday and one of the ingredients is "JEW'S EAR" can you believe that?
i just said to the cat, "hello dumpling!" and she was nonplussed
― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 10 July 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
That's a cat for you
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 10 July 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i bet she was secretly thrilled, the little bosthoon.
― estela, Friday, 10 July 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link
there is a green lint-covered button on the laundry room shelf which i graciously offered to sew back onto f.'s jacket when it fell off 2 years ago, i recall he thanked me profusely and i said it was no trouble, which turned out to be 100% true.
― estela, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 08:36 (fourteen years ago) link
tsk
― te,he (tehresa), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 09:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i'll do it tomorrer.
― estela, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 11:34 (fourteen years ago) link
likely story
― te,he (tehresa), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Bride's bouquet crashes plane in Italy
July 15, 2009 - 6:47AM
ROME - A romantic wedding in the Tuscan countryside ended with injuries after an attempt to launch the bride's bouquet from a plane brought down the tiny aircraft.Italian police say two people were hurt in the crash of the ultralight plane after the bridal bouquet they launched got caught in the aircraft's rear rotor.The flowers blocked the engine, bringing the plane down by a youth hostel.Police in the nearby town of Piombino said on Tuesday the pilot was lightly injured in Saturday's crash, while the passenger who threw the bouquet had several broken bones.The bride and groom were not aboard the plane.
― estela, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
i despise many brides.
― estela, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
so do i. i'm glad we agree about brides
― spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link
why are they so excessive and wasteful
i think you would make a lovely princess for a day.
― estela, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Brides are the most disgusting savages etc
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
mark my words: i will never be a lovely princess
― spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link
― estela, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
starting to warm up to harbl
― jergins, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 02:04 (fourteen years ago) link
???????
― spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link