what kind of crazy shit have you found on the internet since real ilx has been down?

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The rants and raves section, that is.

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 31 August 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Pastel Capri Pants

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Reply to: pers-192033898@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-09, 1:46PM EDT

I am looking for a older lady companion. You must be tan, I mean REALLY tan and a bit wrinkled from previous years of tanning.
I also prefer you to have dyed blondish hair with just a bit of the dark roots showing. Also, hair that has been a bit over processed is a must!

Mainly the capri pants in colors of sherbert ice cream is what really turns me on. The brighter the better! Sandals with rhinestones and bright flowers are an added bonus.
Maybe you could wear a shirt with a photograph of your grandchild on our first date.

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

192033898

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 31 August 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

mmmmmm sherbert

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 31 August 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

nothing! ilx has spoiled my net time-wasting skills

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 31 August 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://farm.avocadolite.com/game.phtml continues to claim my time. So... many... cute animals...

― patita (patita), Thursday, 31 August 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2006/08/30/1156918134_2399.jpg

http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2006/08/30/guard_families_cope_in_two_dimensions/

Welcome to the ``Flat Daddy" and ``Flat Mommy" phenomenon, in which life-size cutouts of deployed service members are given by the Maine National Guard to spouses, children, and relatives back home.

The Flat Daddies ride in cars, sit at the dinner table, visit the dentist, and even are brought to confession, according to their significant others on the home front.

``I prop him up in a chair, or sometimes put him on the couch and cover him up with a blanket," said Kay Judkins of Caribou, whose husband, Jim, is a minesweeper mechanic in Afghanistan. ``The cat will curl up on the blanket, and it looks kind of weird. I've tricked several people by that. They think he's home again."

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 31 August 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

what the fuck.

That kid looks terrified.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 31 August 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/08/29/femtroop6240x320.jpg

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link

oh sweet baby jesus, wtf

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

"femtrooper"

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

oh hot, hot diggity

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh man, someone just sent me a youtube audio link of a guy who was on the phone to 911 in the north tower WTC right up until it collapsed.. you hear the building start to fall and him screaming and everything.

I really wish I hadn't listened to it, now :/

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 1 September 2006 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

haahaha i posted a pic of that stormtrooper chick about two years ago and you all reacted the same way. she was with another stormtrooper chick who had the crazy eyes.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 04:42 (eighteen years ago) link

You are ahead of the cosplay curve. SFGate reported that like it was brand new shit.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 05:06 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/

― stevie nixed (stevienixed), Friday, 1 September 2006 06:17 (eighteen years ago) link

http://boardgamegeek.com/image/41180

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 13:11 (eighteen years ago) link

let's try that again:

http://files.boardgamegeek.com/bggimages/pic41180.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 13:12 (eighteen years ago) link

the rest of the internet = just paste

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 1 September 2006 13:28 (eighteen years ago) link

cory doctorow's book:
The fantasy is told in a straight, hard-boiled style that makes it seem believable. By the way, did I mention that this is a love story? And that his girlfriend has wings?

― lf (lfam), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Is he related to EL? Cuz if so, I won't read it. Fucking hate E.L. Doctorow.

― trees (trees), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

My friend and I have been going here and making lots of these whilst getting totally blizzy:

http://www.everlandia.net/

― trees (trees), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

http://ilx.thehold.net/newanswers.php?board=2

― DG (The DG), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

LF, which book is that? I've read Down and Out In The Magic Kingdom and Eastern Standard Tribe, I don't remember a girlfriend with wings? Anyway, agreed on his style. I love that his futurist stuff is like, not overly u- or dys-topian (as almost all futurist fiction seems to be), it's just, like, meh-topian.

I don't know if he's related to EL Doctorow. This is Cory Doctorow of boingboing.net fame.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

EL is his dad.

― patita (patita), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

i didn't write that blurb! it's from a promotional site. his girlfriend has wings!! i don't remember the name of the book.

― lf (lfam), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/SnakSlythrn/Star%20Wars/femtrooper3.jpg

― grady (grady), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

That's cheating! She needs a specially molded boob-plate.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link

dude with disposable camera doesn't give a fuck.

― grady (grady), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.wonkette.com/images/2006/03/secretary%20donald%20rumsfeld%20with%20buxom%20babe.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Saturday, 2 September 2006 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 2 September 2006 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.jacked.net/index2.php?&file=jacked.wmv&sort=Date&skip=0&show=1

― A Giant Mechanical Ant, Saturday, 2 September 2006 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link

i had forgotten about this:

http://paperrad.org/

― kephm, Saturday, 2 September 2006 03:44 (eighteen years ago) link

those guys did a lightning bolt video i think

― A Giant Mechanical Ant, Saturday, 2 September 2006 04:00 (eighteen years ago) link

and bubble puppy!

― kephm, Saturday, 2 September 2006 04:20 (eighteen years ago) link

that bubble puppy song is fucking rad!
this is the lightning bolt video. a bit busy.

― A Giant Mechanical Ant, Saturday, 2 September 2006 05:13 (eighteen years ago) link

did Rumsfeld borrow that jacket from a 10 year old kid ca. 1990?

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 2 September 2006 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.perezhilton.com/JohnTravoltaIsGay.jpg

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 2 September 2006 07:37 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0oRJ1Ykos

i think this bears repeating:

http://www.jacked.net/index2.php?&file=jacked.wmv&sort=Date&skip=0&show=1

― a giant mechanical ant, Sunday, 15 October 2006 05:16 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5XCApgsWEw

at least they put a helmet on the last kid.

― a giant mechanical ant, Sunday, 15 October 2006 05:47 (eighteen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8EgjZaVnlyY

poor old man :(
but funny.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Sunday, 15 October 2006 06:41 (eighteen years ago) link

???

http://imagesocket.com/view/phonogram3bsidee1b.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Sunday, 15 October 2006 07:43 (eighteen years ago) link

bah.

http://imagesocket.com/view/phonogram3bsidee1b.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Sunday, 15 October 2006 07:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.statueforum.com/showthread.php?t=10151

Peanuts characters as superheroes.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Sunday, 15 October 2006 07:47 (eighteen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/34421-1/snailboob.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 15 October 2006 11:19 (eighteen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/592-1/CardStolen.gif

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 15 October 2006 11:30 (eighteen years ago) link

lol

― gooblar (g00blar), Sunday, 15 October 2006 12:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I keep forgetting that the sandbox doesn't automatically google-proof my name..

― gO0blar (g00blar), Sunday, 15 October 2006 12:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Olmert: Efforts to Meat With Abbas Fail
3:01 pm

― Rockist Scientist (RSLaRue), Sunday, 15 October 2006 13:26 (eighteen years ago) link

http://de.fishki.net/picsr/podb63_49.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 15 October 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

shrinkin' like an ice cap

― a giant mechanical ant, Sunday, 15 October 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Skipping 10 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

(Actually, I think that site might be created by a dissensus person.)

― Kali Pachanguero (RSLaRue), Monday, 16 October 2006 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=g2Eu2u_cSVs

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 16 October 2006 03:02 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/tractimages76576/0273/0273_01.gif

no relation to the Wipers song, unfortunately.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 16 October 2006 04:57 (eighteen years ago) link

HA HA HA HA HA HA (barf) HA HA HA.

ihttp://www.chick.com/tractimages76576/0273/0273_10.gif

― a giant mechanical ant, Monday, 16 October 2006 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck. how do you post images here?

― a giant mechanical ant, Monday, 16 October 2006 05:22 (eighteen years ago) link

dude, ihttp hasn't worked in years.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 16 October 2006 05:24 (eighteen years ago) link

so...how then?

http://alwaysawrestlingfan.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/koko1.jpg.w180h225.jpg

― a giant mechanical ant, Monday, 16 October 2006 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link

okay.

― a giant mechanical ant, Monday, 16 October 2006 05:41 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZlPeT3D10&eurl=

― p@reene (Pareene), Monday, 16 October 2006 11:29 (eighteen years ago) link

this photo of Mark Twain messing about in Tesla's lab.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://cache.lego.com/images/shop/prod/el895-0000-xx-13-1.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

wow, legos have gone way phallic since i stopped buying sets

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I like how you can turn it around and use the G-spot stimulator on the handle.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 16 October 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

the idea of 6 year olds running around with those swords is almost too much. actually, even thinking about the word 'swords' is too much for me right now (YO I NEEDS A COPY OF TEH TV MIXTAPE)

― trees (trees), Monday, 16 October 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

subway systems of the world, presented on the same scale:

http://www.fakeisthenewreal.org/subway/index.html

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 16 October 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/AceSaberc2f.gif

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Sunday, 29 October 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.coverpop.com/whitney/

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 30 October 2006 00:51 (eighteen years ago) link

that is awesome!

― fandango, Monday, 30 October 2006 02:57 (eighteen years ago) link

lxy pointed out that you can open a bunch of them in tabs and it muddles the chimes in this great way, then X out one tab at a time and the sound takes on a focus it wouldn't of otherwise had. really beautiful.

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 30 October 2006 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

well that's the next autechre album sorted anyway

― fandango, Monday, 30 October 2006 03:08 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouapvxtX6M4

This is kinda disturbing, I'm not sure if it's supposed to be homophobic or anti-homophobic. And the comments...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

(Deletion log); 19:09 . . NawlinWiki (Talk | contribs) (deleted "Blart": a3 content was: '==Blart==' (and the only contributor was 'ROTEW'))

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 1 November 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

At first I thought it was supposed to be ironic, but maybe whoever did it really wishes this is "what should've happened in Brokeback Mountain". Christ.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

x-post

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.psy.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/rotsnake.gif

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Ativan or [url=http://ativan.0gr.pl/]Ativan[/url] or http://ativan.0gr.pl/

― Clothes, Thursday, 23 November 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

hay guys theres this video where the dude who played kramer flips out and says all this racist stuff you gotta see it its crazy

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 23 November 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, no way.

http://elusivelucidity.blogspot.com/2006/11/dissembling-now.html

― stevie nixed (stevienixed), Monday, 27 November 2006 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://mspaintporn.net/

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Anything to do with Cirque de Soleil makes me feel strangely emotional

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTlDS1OgvlQ

― Rumps (Rumps), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

homoerotic homage to tom brady:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufwukWgKfI

― molly (molly d), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://moid.org/ed/!_000_Forum/img/avatars/badgerspin_av.gif

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 2 December 2006 10:59 (seventeen years ago) link

a bunch of Guy Fawkes showed up in front of the White House, the Supreme Court, etc.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Sunday, 3 December 2006 11:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the site that shows the last 40 images posted to LiveJournal:

http://www.fuzzysquid.com/LJ.php

Here's one now!

http://selfrestoring.livejournal.com/11680.html

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://pics.livejournal.com/lilladylover/pic/00005pt1/s320x240

― PPlains (PPlains), Sunday, 3 December 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Not one but TWO ilxors in Jarvis Cocker's top friends? Kick ass!

http://myspace.com/jarvspace

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 3 December 2006 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://slumbering.lungfish.com/

blog of one of the ex-Brunching Shuttlecocks guys

http://slumbering.lungfish.com/images/justacat.png

http://slumbering.lungfish.com/images/captaincivilization.jpg

http://thefunniest.info/

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Sunday, 3 December 2006 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nueusa.com/concept/

"Proving you at least 1% of the pleasure that woman gives."

"Please remove plastic cover package from the item and insert it into your desire hole. The one's sizes are differed per individual."

"Under no circumstances do we accept returns on any open products. Please understand that due to the nature of our products, they are likely to have been in contact with your mouth, blood, body secretions, vagina or anus."

... BUT WHAT IS IT ???

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 16 December 2006 11:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i17.tinypic.com/49gi6qe.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 23 December 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I know what my favourite part of that was.

― anointin' yr. pipe (Scourage), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

...although there is a close contender!

― embracin' yr. dutch wife (Scourage), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"as same as to embrace a Dutch wife"????

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, let's stage a competition to see who can come up with the funniest 'missing text' for that box at the bottom-right of the jpg...

"After trying product you may not love feeling to evacuate the bowels. To solve this situation, rub crotch vigorously to erect your body and to relax your tension."

― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/mingeford/GILLETTE-DAD.gif

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i12.tinypic.com/2ui97cl.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

some phenomenal beatboxing, check it out.

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 07:53 (seventeen years ago) link

h3ns3l twins

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 08:03 (seventeen years ago) link

wii action:

http://uplued.com/waffleimages/files/fc/fc87961b7b4e97447ab8b715bc935e824a0a8a8f.gif

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 08:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://hitlermeetschrist.com/

― Dr. Superman (Huk-L), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 10:10 (seventeen years ago) link

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