― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme is a name that is apparently "taken, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― TORMBORK, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.gorillamask.net/tecmobo.shtml
― deep space nine (deep space nine), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link
well, see, what a (successful) quarterback has to do is RECOGNIZE those complex blitz schemes and adjust to them on the fly. so while the defensive player has all year to learn his team's plan the opponent has a week or so. if the qb can't make those adjustments you turn into drew bledsoe. who has a more powerful arm than either manning or brady and is just as accurate but he can't recognize and decide quickly enough.
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link
xpost I'm pretty convinced one day Tom Brady is going to turn out to actually have been a serial killer.
― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay 'へ'凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link
16) Atlanta Falcons (5-6)
It's like choosing up sides in a stickball game. On one side there's Jim Mora Sr., the coach's father, who agrees that Michael Vick is a "coach breaker." Captain of the other team is Vick himself, who shot the crowd the double-bird after he was booed. A recent entry on the Vick team is owner Arthur Blank, who told CBS's Tony Siragusa, by way of deflecting criticism from his QB, "I've got three No. 1 wide receivers and none of them can catch the ball." Then there are the TV experts such as Irvin who feel that Vick should "just be allowed to play the game," you know, as they do in the schoolyard. And on the other side, a whole bunch of stern faced types who say, no, quarterbacking is a trade to be learned, like glassblowing or metal working. Stick around. It's getting good.
32) Detroit Lions (2-9)
Someone sits in a little public address booth, giggling to himself, and when the visiting Dolphins' defense is introduced, he gets ex-Lion QBs Joey Harrington's name thrown in, to achieve the full flavor of the boos, and just to make the thing more nasty, he arranges it so that Billy Joel's "Piano Man" comes over the loud speaker. Harrington plays the piano. Now the Lions are in total denial. No one claims responsibility, of course, although the finger of guilt is being leveled at a guy called Bryan Bender, their Director of Broadcast and Production. What a team! What an operation! I wish I could move this team down to 35th spot or so.
― deep space nine (deep space nine), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link
xpost horseshoe totally OTM.
― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― lk, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link
well I mean... those guys (mcnabb & moon*) are a lot less \hiphop than Vick. I think the fact that he's always wearnig white tees, do-rags, the tats, hair in braids, the way he talks, this stuff is as big a factor as the blackness. I hope I'm not making it sound like I'm admonishing ppl who aren't fans of his cuz that's not what I'm trying to do, I mean there are times when I wish he played a little more like McNabb. if you think the guy's a bum then that's cool, I have no compunction when it comes to saying that about a shitload of dudes! i just think there's a lot of racialists who use the fact that it's easy and acceptable right now to dump on his game as an excuse to say a lot of suspect things.
*moon has a hot white supermodel wife though. that's pretty gangsta.
― aidsy (aidsy), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link
I'm also no fan of Lord Brett trying to always force the ball into double and triple coverage. Now that's the definition of stupid.
― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Thursday, 30 November 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link
*besides Brandon The Barbarian
― TOMBOMBS, Thursday, 30 November 2006 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link
Maybe I'll comapare him to Kordell and start another shitstorm from rabid Burgh fans.
If I keep it up I'm well on the way to becoming the Geir Hongro of ilnfl.
― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Thursday, 30 November 2006 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link
As a Pittsburgh fan I'm obligated to hate the Ravens. It's been harder this year because I really do like McNair. After the way he was chucked out of Tennessee he deserves a shot at the Superbowl. Since the Steelers have thrown their chances away I'm rooting for the Saints as the sentimental favorites.
― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Thursday, 30 November 2006 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants, Thursday, 30 November 2006 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link
FOLLOW ME! FOLLOW ME TO FREEDOM!
― Commander JimmyMod of TEAM COURAGE (JimmyMod), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay OPTIMUS PRIME?! of TEAM COURAGE (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link
Squatter known as Punk Rock Mike outside Bat Cave, building near Gowanus Canal he shares with dozens of people.
― aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link
"btw did you see the p. manning rainman moment during the last game? he's at the line and starts audibling and then realizes he SCREWED UP.
i.e.
"CHECK! Red-36, Blue-14, Ohio-3....checkcheckcheckcheckchek... BLUE-36, RED-14, OMAHA-4..."
and he has his EYES CLOSED AND IS POINTING IN THE AIR LIKE HE'S READING ALONG IN A BOOK"
― Commander JimmyMod of TEAM COURAGE (JimmyMod), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link
I'd like to move ILNFL, very much yes. I think the name should also be changed, in that case?
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Thursday, 30 November 2006 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link
also yes I love how much venom he said GARBAGE TOUCHDOWN with. i was SOFA KING bummed when that td happened. collinsworth = world class dbag, but also a very good analyst. so. gumbel constantly saying "turned over on downs" when teams were PUNTING kinda drove me cuhrayzee tho. i thought as a production it was pretty awesome just for all the things it DIDN'T do, it was so not-shrill except for deion and he is hilar so that's fine with me.
― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link
The funniest was how Collinsworth was yammering on and on for like 7 hours about how special teams onside kicks hands teams blahblahblah is like scarier than the frigging Blair Witch or something, and then duder comes on the field and just "onside kicks" the thing straight into Cincy hands, literally. WTF!!
― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link