TITTWIS 43 - Sandbox Edition

Old Termites, Let me show you them

Robot flipping bird means I love you

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I love vans and want a whole wardrobe in different colors. The other day I was lamenting not having any in solid, neutral colors for "business" wear. (since I'm crazy web developer I'm given lots of leeway in attire but feel funny going to meetings full of directors in my hot pink skull head vans.)

im really missing spring and summer now that i have a yard to enjoy. i can't wait to sit on the screen porch or in the hammock with a cooler full of icey suds.

I miss sweating. Weird, huh? I mean, I sweat at the gym sometimes, but I need to get my tank top and flimsy skirt sweat going (accompanied by an Icee of course).

Those sound like awesome presents. Nick and I decided not to do presents for V day this year since we're shelling out the big bucks for our wedding rings this weekend, but damn were those german chocolate cupcakes ever delicious.

ah the wedding rings. its nice that mine cost $400 and hers cost $2800.

other weather has been bizarre. bitterly freezing in the morning, 60s and springlike in the afternoon. bah.

Unfortunately, it seems he fucked off to the Bahamas.

Sam, your robot guy turned out really cute! The termite damage... scary.

A. gave me some books and some chocolates (no vans) for Valentine's Day. Very good stuff!

Ned, I'm thinking seriously of going to the store to buy more chocolate. We wouldn't want our supply to flag before Easter...

I didn't mean to imply mine was bad at all, I just had a little too much to drink myself and got a little 'gosh I wish my Valentine wasn't so far away...'

Three bridesmaid's dresses people. Three.

Long distance relationships are difficult, I think; good for you for keeping one up, luna.

There's a woman at my son's school who is pregnant with her fourth baby; she's excited because this one *wasn't* conceived on Valentine's Day. (Mommies tell each other weird stuff, don't they. I don't even know this woman's name!)

Can you talk them into black bridesmaids dresses? (My bridesmaids wore black!) My sister made me wear a sage green dress with spaghetti straps and an empire waist. I looked like the Statue of Liberty.

One already decided she wants black (she's had her entire wedding planned for the last 5 years), and the other two I'm not sure of yet, but Jill's favorite color is hot pink, so I'm not holding my breath.

Also having a wedding planned for 5 years?! That is some obsessive organization. Maybe I just think that because I hated wedding planning and mostly let my mother take over (which was annoying in a lot of ways, but it kept her happy).

Black for a wedding is great! Very elegant. The bridesmaids at my wedding had black velvet dresses and carried red roses.

I've never been a bridesmaid. :(

my friend got married during a set break during her band's show, on stage. Me and the other two bridesmaids wore vintage black dresses of our choosing and carried a single lily. Mine was silk and from the 40s.

so let me correct myself, never been a bridesmaid in a church wedding.

I would like to be a bridesmaid again, I think - but not in a hot pink dress.

My mom's 2d marriage: a floor length revolting blue dress with sheer flowered sleeves and crystal buttons, very 70s. And hideous.

Jill & Bill: Startlingly electric blue strapless, with lace overlay and HUGE BOW at the hip. Ugh.

Dee & Jeff: Forest green puffy thing, plus white elbow length gloves. Yuck.

Savannah & Robert: A fucking orange dress with white lace, hoop skirt + parasol. Dear lord, we looked like Gone With the Wind barfed on us.

Susannah & Greg: Hot pink satin with tons of underskirt, another big fat bow, this time across the ass, plus a hat. I do not wear hats because they make me look somewhat like Debbie Gibson. Dreadful.

Sarah & Joe: Baby pink strapless tea length satin thing with black polka dots - actually not too bad.

Sharon & Al: pumpkin orange horror. Puffed sleeves, huge skirt, lots of lace and bows. I felt like the Bride of the Great Pumpkin, and not in a good way.

Victoria & Steve: Beige satin and lace sheath THING, with elbow length gloves and gold old lady shoes. Gross.

Cyndi & Tony: Black floor length with huge weird rhinestone 'design', skirt big enough to smuggle an entire refugee village across the mountains, and we all had to have the same hair, makeup and jewelry. I had to burn the pictures, we all look insane.

Candy & James: We were all in pastel nightmares - mine was baby blue - lots of lace, too many bows, also with a parasol.

Sherri & Toma: Vile green tulle netting. I can't talk about it.

Jenn & Travis: Strapless red floor length, probably my favorite among them.

Laurie & Carol: We got to pick whatever we wanted - probably my favorite wedding.

Do you see?

Wise.

I have never worn a dress to a wedding. :-/

I AWAIT THE DAY.

Hmmm. It should be the weekend, frankly. I am tired.

wtf is up with big bows, parasols and elbow-gloves? Do weddings just bring out the 8 yr old in women?