Watercooler 0: Nothing Is A Problem For Me

Although I was slightly worried that someone would spot what was going on from a distance and call the police, because you wouldn't realise necessarily what exactly was going on.

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You should have tried "lightning blue eyes" and "daylight":

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Or at least talking about it.

Oh wait, I just remembered. I'm celibate. No sex at all, please!

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North:

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vs South:

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South:

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I have been looking for an excuse to post the manga crabs pic all day.

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What blue question mark? Eh?

Here's a cool pic of the space shuttle taking off:
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I can simply no longer keep up with FP's conquests and it's making me jealous sick.

If I am not having sex, and cannot even foresee the possibility of sex*, it's quite difficult to listen to people bragging on and on about their various conquests.

*Unless of course, the collective members of the 'Cooler send round a collection plate and approach PBW, asking "PLEASE, for the love of GOD would you sleep with Kate and put us out of her misery. We will pay you. And bribe you with this barrel of ::your favourite tipple:: and the Tom Waits box set.

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Dare is back in town - I asked her if she fancied Magpies Nest, but she's bursting full of gossip, so I suspect that we are going to go somewhere we can sit and chatter and now worry about disturbing other people listening to music. Coz the two of us are pretty much incapable of being quiet when we are together. :-)

I can't see myself ever being any sort of sex god, Kerr.

She wants to go ice skating.

Oh a completely different note:

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Errrr... no comment on what little drummer brother is doing, but wow, blimey, look at that smile. Megamillionwatt smile brighterthanthesun supernovadazzlingdentistry. I wonder what magnitude Henrietta Leavitt would have made of that.

::melts in little pool under desk::

No, go away, I'm not doing any more financial analyses today, I'm being a little gooey girl.

Would someone mind smallifying that? It wasn't that big on MySpace!

Like, a proper photo shoot where they're going to be, errr, *styled* and shit. This is why Dare is escaping to go ice skating cause she says if anyone tries to put makeup on the other little drummer brother, he will actually punch them.

Oh, thank the gods of phuck, Pash. He's someone else's problem now. Hopefuly your neighbourhood can sleep a little easier now.

Ha ha, I can call him Fake Britishes now. (Jim, not my cousin.)

Oh, and BTW, I found my green card - it was tucked safely inside my passport so I'm not fake Merkin any more. Well, *legally* fake Merkin.

That is Canadian dentistry at its finest.

Shit, I gotta get out of here and get to Kensington. Ah well, at least they're not in the Dorchester this time.

Nah I don't get the impression she said that to him.

Someone tried to kick one of my car windows in last night. The driver's door window. Whilst I was sat in the driving seat. I hate this town sometimes.

No, I mean all the time.

Kate might be interested to know that one of my goth friend's male friends is ginger, freckled, pointy-nosed, and plays guitar.