Watercooler 0: Nothing Is A Problem For Me

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Like you weren't asking for it, with that blog entry, FP!

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

No no I have two keys, but I'm annoyed I lost the spare (was attached to one of the locks but I must have dropped it in the dark). The other key is on my house keyring.

And it was me being the dominant one, if you must know. And chain rather than rope, because if you're iffy on knots, padlocks are rather easier in the dark.

True, Kate!

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

You've been tying up the office goth. DON'T YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO PISS IN YOUR DRINKING WATER?!??!?

Jesus, I give up. I really do.

It's like that episode of the Simpsons where every single character goes through their tagline until it gets to Lisa and she folds her arms and goes "I refuse to be reduced to a simple slogan!" or words to that effect.

I must take my stand here.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

A pervs got to do what a pervs got to do.

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

B&S in joint 1st place again http://www.last.fm/group/UK+Watercooler/charts

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh my god, his nose is soooo pointy.... sigh.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate, what did you think about TSM getting in the NME and Q albums of the year?

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't know they got in Q. (I'm not sure I knew Q existed any more.)

I'm just pleased any time they get any kind of exposure, TBH.

Honestly, I'm going to turn off the interweb, put on my headphones and do some work now. No more ILX, no more TSM board, no more teasing FP, no more arguing with PBW about Dylan until this marketing projection is DONE.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Listen to the Ghost album.
(btw not one person took up my offer of a YSI)

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

That didn't take very long at all!

I put on The Devil's Interval, and we haven't even finished burning catholics and heretics yet!

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Cold shower has left me bone-cold and shivery all day.

g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

(and whiny, obvs)

g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Find a pub with an open fire (there should be some in London this time of year) or at least a fake gas fire. Go and sit in front of it until your bones are toasty warm again.

Burn, burn, Judas, burn... Judas was a red-headed man... what a cheery song!

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

You suggesting gingers should be burned at the stake?

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

No, the Devil's Interval are suggesting that.

You know how *I* feel about gingers.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Yr talking *male* ginger's right?

M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

nope all red heads, (and catholics) burn them all.

Ed (dali), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey! Some of my best friends are gingers, etc.

And *certainly* no burning Benjamin TSM.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

So if you're a ginger catholic you're fucked?

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, if you're a *male* ginger catholic with a pointy nose... perhaps quite literally! ;-P

(We've stopped burning red headed catholics and got onto hanging Long Lankin now.)

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

tissp no has his wallet back. The north east seems to have added extra bushiness to his beard.

Ed (dali), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Why did they burn redheads? it's not like Chris Evans was around then or anything.

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I like when TISSP's beard gets all bushy. Because it gets quite gingery then. Ha-HEM.

They are taking photographs in the office across the alley from ours, and the flashes are really distracting me.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

How, exactly is Benjamin ginger? (dying, slowly, of tutorials here)

g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, OK, he's probably not technically a *ginger* - he's just an ordinary pointy-nosed freckled redhead.

But in the UK, pretty much "ginger" and redhead are used synonymously, even though they aren't technically the same colour. (Ginger proper is the colour that Merkins would call Strawberry Blond)

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder I PBW gets a ginger beard. (OK, PBW is so young looking that I guess I wonder if he gets a beard at *all*.) I mean, sometimes blond boys get ordinary blondish beards. But if they've got that 30% Viking blood, then they have blond hair and BRIGHT GINGER beard which is totally hott.

I'm guessing since he resembles my brother so much, he probably has similar genetic makeup (this is sick and creepy and incestuous and all that, I know) - my brother totally gets the BEARD OF FLAME. He's never experimented with facial hair for this precise reason. Which is probably a good thing.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Our Amber counts as "Strawberry Blonde" I guess.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Dammit, now I'm all excited thinking about gingers and I have to go and do some more marketing analyses. :-(

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Calm down, dear!

Yes, I know I shouldn't piss in my own water supply, but sometimes I have a hard time passing chances up.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Did the office goth have a good time?

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Very much so.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I was looking for a good photo of Benjmain's natural haircolour and just stumbled across this and couldn't go any further:

http://static.flickr.com/44/135929277_15bd0fb9af.jpg

Hurrah! This means I must be well! I'm not off my food any more, and I'm lusting after boys. I am officially no longer ill, in that case!

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Hang on, blue is his natural hair colour?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Glad to hear it FP. I hope you and her didn't wake up all of your town though ;)

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I deliberately picked a rather remote beach.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope you weren't in Ipswich!!!

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

far away in time...

M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Not that I'm suggesting anything. You know what I mean.

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

FP & His Muffins.

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Benjamin wearing Kate's boots of sex in that photo?

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Lol Kerr! No!

Although I was slightly worried that someone would spot what was going on from a distance and call the police, because you wouldn't realise necessarily what exactly was going on.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm trying to find a picture of them in natural daylight so you can see his real haircolour, not their crazy stage lighting. This is what I can find right now:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/collective/dnaimages/040213/secretmachines3.jpg

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

So a gothic girl saying "fuck me big boy" people wouldn't know what was going on? Where exactly do you live?

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Your search - "secret machines" "natural daylight" - did not match any documents.

g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate, you stole those boots of sex off Benjamin didn't you?

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I didn't mean like that! I meant, it's dark, you can see two people, one being restrained tightly by the other - you'd automatically assume it was nonconsensual.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

So... uh, does anyone want to debate Joyce's use of allegorical Three Letter Acronyms in Finnegans Wake, or, uh, something? ;-)

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Your search - "secret machines" "natural daylight" - did not match any documents.

You should have tried "lightning blue eyes" and "daylight":

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000EWBL1Q.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

So... uh, does anyone want to debate FP's use of furry handcuffs, or, uh, something? ;-)

pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

UNTIL I'M GETTING SOME SEX, NO ONE ON THIS BOARD IS GETTING ANY SEX!!!!!

Or at least talking about it.

Oh wait, I just remembered. I'm celibate. No sex at all, please!

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link


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