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How was the other band? So the sound was good then?

Calico (calico), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

How do I shot Excel? Specifically, how do I make a column or two 'fixed' (so that they stay in view while the others scroll horizontally)?

JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a lot of nightmares lately.

I dreamed that there was a highrise condo for X-Men mutants, and on top was a football arena--with 5 fields atop one another--that would be the launching point for a "week-long, world-wide, air, land, and water" Mutant Superbowl.

The team leaders included The Terrorist, 1 of two cute little twin girls with pancake makeup who had a pet hyaena, some guy who used a lot of kinves, and some guy who could fly.

The twin girl who was not the leader had the hyaena eat the other girl so she could lead, but it would only do so after she stabbed her sister with pointy scissors. Then the hyaena smeared the blood of the team mascot--a plush pink bunny--on the windows.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Other band was fine, though not really my thing. And re sound, it was another one of those cases where it sounded horrible during sound-check -- all big and wet and rock-ish -- but by the time we went on stage the sound-guy had figured it out. That happens to us a lot. People don't get that everything has to be balanced, and that we're not a big guitar-rock band.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

From the anonymous-to-you IUD emailer:

I have to play an elf at Macy's Sun morning at 9....I'm not fucking kidding

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

jordan, go to WINDOW then FREEZE PANES.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.seasiderep.org/content/season/i/santaland.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

THANK YOU OTTOMAN

JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I was elf photographer during Christmas break at the mall all through college. I was dating this guy one year, and he needed a job, so I got him job as Santa. Then we broke up. Then I had to look at him through a fence of screaming children every day for almost a month. It sucked.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I got up early today, got to work early, and have been bustin' ass all morning. It kind of surprises me how productive I can be seemingly at random.

Anyone been to Nashville? I recall Otto (and probably others) discussing the greater Tennessee region before, if not Nashville specifically. I'm going there tomorrow for a wedding this weekend and will need places to kill time while my friends in the wedding party do their rehearsal, etc.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want to tell you who the person was who wrote the IUD email, but the person who wrote that last one is Sayjal! Those of you who know her will probably agree that she is an ideal elf.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmmm. This headshot does not look a lot like her....

http://www.comedysportzchicago.com/site/pics/245/33733/128900/197616/joshi_bio_c.gif

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

weird you say that dan, i'm booking a ticket for my boss for a conference in nashville right now. only places i know in nashville are the springwater, the exit inn, and the end which are all bars/venues.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Molly Doll to thread!

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want to tell you who the person was who wrote the IUD email, but the person who wrote that last one is Sayjal!

You said it was the same person. Oh wait...

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

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jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

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jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

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jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

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jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.chicagoimprov.org/forum/photopost/data/500/thumbs/LilSayjal.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

HOLY. FUCKING. POOPED. MY. PANTS. (but i'm not wearing pants)-- It sounded like my house just got struck by lightning.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Is it raining or something?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

SOMEBODY JUSS POOPED

whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I love this storm, but I wish I could have seen the look on my face when the last lightning and simultaneous thunderclap struck. It was one of those trebley ones that sound more like *CRRRRRACK!!*

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Where is this? I see Jeff eating in the background.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Remember when I had a crush on Sayjal?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, dear.

Hey, a question:

"to support an organization that’s mission and goals I truly support" is grammatically correct but sounds really awkward. Could I get by with saying "whose mission and goals"?

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in love with this website:

http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.html

I love linguistics and grammar on the trivia level.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Sayjal is cuet.

I would say "whose", yeah.

JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Whose certainly sounds better, but can an organization technically be a who?

whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

An organization can be a 'they', so why not?

JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Where is this? I see Jeff eating in the background.

Robin's going away party, at that place where she stayed when she moved here.

That's a great picture of me. I look thin.

Jeff... (Jeff...), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Technically doesn't always win! Jesse you need a tattoo on your forehead that says "Don't hate me because I'm a prescriptivist."

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I am most certainly NOT a prescriptivist.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

You're the one arguing about which pronunciation is "correct"!

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I asked for some help editing my coverletter and it came back with "that's" which I knew was technically correct, but my ear balked at. Then my ear puked. So I gave my ear some Emetrol and ginger beer, which helped a bit, but it was still feeling a little queasy.

xpost: But I was arguing against John's prescriptivist ways!

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Whatever prescriptivism I preach is for comic effect, or to make an argument more interesting.

Re the other night, I honestly thought that Jesse was telling me that "horrible" and "whore" had different vowel sounds IN THE MIDWEST. My mistake.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, I was just thinking "that's a great picture of Jeff! He also looks thin."

JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I am listening to Scott Walker. I had never heard of him before, save for seeing him listed on Jeff's myspace last.fm pages. Weird stuff.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

So I guess sayja1 wouldn't be freaked out at all that we've posted so many pix of her on a thread? But anyway, yes, she is cute. She is so cute that she can say the most disgusting things and it still makes you go awwwww...

Calico (calico), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I think "whose" is probably best, but if you feel weird about it, would it be too clunky to say, "an organization with a mission and goals"? Or "an organization that has a mission and goals"?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Daniel-san

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

When Sayjal, Jenny and I worked at the restaurant in NC she once said, "I need a 'poon for my 'poon."

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Meaning what?

whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

You mean: 'poon for my poon'

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Meaning "I need a tampon for my poontang."

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, that is what I meant.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Wouldn't that be a 'pon for my poon?

danno martinez (danno martinez), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link


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