This is the thread for the Fox News "Daily Show for conservatives" thing

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they be stealin' kingfish's bucket. :(

METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we outlaw the wearing of those stupid Chevy's sombreros by office mates? I normally support the rights of hat-wearers, but we all must have limits.

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT'S AN OPEN DOOR TO FACISM KINGFISH!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I know I shouldn't but:

GZeus, do you know that modern anti-smoking legislation - in every municipality and country where it's been adopted - has its foundation and justification in workplace health and safety? The "door" that was left open for this legislation to walk through was won over the last century in a disparate, gruelling set of battles to secure the right of workers to not be driven to an early grave simply because of the place they work.

What kind of door does it open, what kind of PRECEDENT does it set, to say that some lines of work are simply not deserving of workplace health safeguards? Because they are "dives", or unsavoury, or whatever other reason, big or small?

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Moussilini woulda made those sombreros run on time, i tells ya!

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sorry about that, but while my posts are larger than the sophooric attacks on my character/ideas they are outnumbered.
All I said was "I;m a libertarian' and then I get called a republican in denial.
I don't care if that's supposed to be a joke\, it's not funny.

Republican=insult right there.
denial=lieing to oneself. I don't take well to being called a liar.

/\that's a list. They should be seperated by enter keys. Would you like me to add the HTML code to put bullet points? Wait, I suck at HTML...


Name other regularions that prevent people in a private establishment from doing something legal just because other people don't like it.
It gives a little wiggle room for crazy people to argue things like no gay kissing in public(this was argued somewhere in the USA a few years ago, I think). Such things wouldn't pass in the current political environment, but it would caus more mudslinging, erbal battles, and trench digging on both sides.
In the future that sort of thing might pass in some city, on the grounds it's bad for these good christian children as it;s against their relgion, and it impedes on their rights to live in a sin-free environment.

I'm going a bit far, but it's intentional and done to make a point.

Have you seen the filtration systems in current restaraunts? The distance between smoking and non? The fact the cigars and 'aromatic'(fucking vague enough to include about anything strong) cigarettes were already banned by the restaraunts and bars themselves?

And yeah, the audience a dive bar caters to smokes.
If you don't want to be around smoke don't work in a place that caters to smokers. That's basic logic, that.
People are also more prone to smoke when the drink(many theories as to why, I'm sure) so ...repeat.

Don't get in a boxing ring if you don't want to get hit.
This is not legislation of employees/workers in a workplace, it's legislation of CUSTOMERS.
Of THE PUBLIC.
There is a difference, though not enough for me to back the anti workplace smoking laws. Why not repeal them? What company's workers would allow their company to go back? What company would be crazy enough?


Basically the motivation I see is that anti-smokers got impatient and couldn't wait for the eventuality of restaraunts doing this themselves and decided to force the issue.

Water G Wiz Changes his username regularly already (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"Name other regularions that prevent people in a private establishment from doing something legal just because other people don't like it."

Um you don't think it has more to do with established health risks of second hand smoke more than "just not liking it"?

To be fair some people may think that watching same-sex kisses causes cancer though.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

This is not legislation of employees/workers in a workplace, it's legislation of CUSTOMERS.

Read the legislation. It has nothing to do with customers. It has to do with workers and their right to have a full career in their place of employment without going to an early grave. It's that simple and yes, there is a difference between that and legislating what customers can or can't do with their own bodies. Because that's not the point. Note that cigarettes remain legal.

Don't get in a boxing ring if you don't want to get hit.

And don't smoke in a New York restaurant, bar or club if you don't want to get thrown out. When in Rome...

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Does he not understand the idea of precedent?

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW I just watched these two clips and this show is painfully painfully unfunny. I can't believe that this will really be aired.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not 100% against government involvement in things like pollution(dumping, factory emissions, things that affect large areas) or fair labor practices(minimum wage, required to carry workers comp).

^^ whats your take on workers comp for employees who get cancer which couldve been easily prevented with a regulation of cancer-causing substances in their place of employment?

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

That sets a dangerous precedent that will lead to the government aborting all black babies.

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Or his take on people who work the concession stand at a boxing match. Maybe their bosses should be able to just hit them as hard as they can, from time to time.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha actually i support that

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"Um you don't think it has more to do with established health risks of second hand smoke more than "just not liking it"?"
That's why yu don't like it, fine, but it's legal, and you CAN walk away.
Second-hand smoke has some corellary relationships with certain health contitions.
Thus it's shown to increase risks. it doesn't cause anything, and alot of those studies are tennuous.

Futhermore: auto shop. Tell me how to get the work needed to get done there done in the winter without getting even more carcinogen exposure.
Workplace hazard. Goes with the territory.

I've already said this isn't a slippery slope argument.

The boxing RING analogy is an exageration to make a point.

In Japan there are no smoking bans, to my knowledge, other than on the trains. The shinkansen has a few smoking cars, though.
Thing is, more and more places have either no smoking at all, or a seperate room.
Still more smoking there than here, but it's not in style any more, and is just fading out.

Ya couldn't wait?

Water G Wiz Changes his username regularly already (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.musicweb.uk.net/film/2002/Aug02/Enough.jpg

urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Second-hand smoke has some corellary relationships with certain health contitions.
Thus it's shown to increase risks. it doesn't cause anything, and alot of those studies are tennuous.

wow

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

it's legal, and you CAN walk away.

Not if you work there! Unless you're ready to get fired. And then go work at one of those non-smoking bars that you have already said don't exist.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i feel like we're witnessing the finale of some flowers for algernon scenario here

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

This guy must work for Phillip Morris.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

You know, I think Some People just can't get their heads around the idea that some people are bartenders and actually like it, and are proud of it, and probably if they thought about it enough don't want to die 15 years before their spouses do. It reminds me a lot of the NYC transit strike, when people were like "wait a minute, these drivers make $65,000 a year??!" as if that was some ridiculously inflated salary for what they do. As if people doing these "dirty" jobs are just not entitled to expect what others expect for similar work.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

The air in bars is crappy enough without having to breath cigarette smoke frankly.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i feel like we're witnessing the finale of some flowers for algernon scenario here

-- and what (an...), Today. (later)

lol

a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

There's that, and also the lowest common denom or deflation of salaries. I.e. people getting all mad at folks who actually make a good living when they themselves work at a place with shit wages.

The anger gets redirected towards the people making a living wage, not at the companies lowballing the pay rates(and supporting politicos and pundits who go on about how the min.wage will destroy business, bring on communism, violate your daughters, etc)

xp

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, it's already been established you have a CHOICE of workplace and if you chose to work in a bar, that's YOUR problem.
Other place doesn't pay as much? Suck it up or start a business.

Know why non-smoking bars didn't exist? people didn't want them.
However, non-smoking restaraunts that sevre liqour did.

Oh, and yes, I do just want the last word at this point. I can agree to disagree, but not to people calling me stupid because they disagree.
63k is actually a barely managable wage for people who actually want to retire, and I think the fact that people somehow still think 30k a year will cut is really sad.
No one saves money ay more, we're all in debt up to our eyeballs, and we still can't see something that simple...

I know some people who are bartenders and like it.
They knew the industry they were getting into, and half of them already smoked. The other half were annoyed at the drop in cigarettes sales and number of customers.

Water G Wiz Changes his username regularly already (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

GZeus I could count the number of bartenders in New York who are really fed up about the smoking ban on one hand. The vast, vast majority love it.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

my only thing with the smoking ban is that I think it should legislated differently. Like, fuck a ban, and fines that go to the city. Send the atty generals of a few states after some places that are going out of business anyway - set a precedent for later class-action civil suits, put the liability on the bars, but let them take their chances. Most places would self-enforce. Smoking bars would be staffed by smoking bartenders. The End.

TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"They knew the industry they were getting into, and half of them already smoked. The other half were annoyed at the drop in cigarettes sales and number of customers."

I call bullshit.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

What is the Idolatry of the Market?

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

How would you assess liability for somebody who worked for a place for like, a year and a half before moving on to another bar, though?

I would totally be in favor of places being able to apply for hugely expensive smoking licenses, in the same way dance clubs or carnivals have to get extra permits. And the establishment would be obligated to pay for really good health-care (the same way other high-risk workplaces do). You could have these, like, smoking EMPORIA.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"GZeus I could count the number of bartenders in New York who are really fed up about the smoking ban on one hand. The vast, vast majority love it."
I don't live in New York.

I would have been fine with tax breaks for non-smoking bars.

Water G Wiz Changes his username regularly already (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I would totally be in favor of places being able to apply for hugely expensive smoking licenses, in the same way dance clubs or carnivals have to get extra permits. And the establishment would be obligated to pay for really good health-care (the same way other high-risk workplaces do). You could have these, like, smoking EMPORIA.

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...)

this is otm

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

So uh, that clip is really amazingly unfunny.

METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

There are places where they're allowed to smoke still and sell beer, btw. in wicker park there's this smoking lounge run by phillip morris

deej (deej), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah I think in SF if everyone who works in a bar is a part owner and they have voted to allow smoking that it is allowed. There are a couple of establishments like that.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, something I like in CA... Cool.

Could we get back to talking about this toilet of a TV show? I think both sides have said their peice.

Water G Wiz Changes his username regularly already (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

What is to say? It's awful.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Like, so bad it's not even laugh AT-able?
If that's true, then I'm glad I didn't watch those clips. I assumed they'd get me fuming, and sounds like I was right.

Water G Wiz Changes his username regularly already (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

if everyone who works in a bar is a part owner and they have voted to allow smoking that it is allowed.

I would be surprised if that's the case. If so, it shows how pathetic the demand from bartenders themselves is to keep smoking going in most places. (I would be very interested in the mechanics of the "vote" at a bar run by Philip Morris).

I suspect that instead it's like NYC, where as long as at least 10% of the establishment's receipts are from tobacco you can smoke to your heart's content. i.e. you are a CUSTOMER for the product, rather than bringing it in with you.

I wonder how GZeus feels about the longstanding smoking ban in cinemas. Those places used to be a smoker's paradise.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

proactive vs. reactive

Goodtime Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Frisco Freakout (bernard snowy), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Any reaction from Stewart or Colbert yet?

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

(xpost)It's so bad, it's just uncomfortable to watch. It's to stupid to get anyone mad and the ohmigod I can't believe someone made something so crap laughs don't last more than a few seconds.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

daily show no longer on youtube?

deej (deej), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

still listed as running next weekend.

more here. Includes a 2nd YT vid, "where the show's producers discuss who might be offended at it."

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

"I would be surprised if that's the case. If so, it shows how pathetic the demand from bartenders themselves is to keep smoking going in most places."

It is the case. Or at least according to the owner of Amber (in SF), it's the case. There is one other place that is run the same way, I think (the Phonebooth maybe?)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Saw a brief segment about this on the news last night. They sat some Young Repubs. president in front of it, and when a zinger like, "OMG Obama popularity ratings among Dems down to all-time low of 99.9%!!!1" he turned to the camera, slight smirk on his face, and say, "That was funny!" -- without laughing.

Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

isn't this going to give people a nice easy way of attacking Fox News over being "fair and balanced"?

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

OBAMA MORE LIKE OSAMA

deej (deej), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Barack Obama? More like Black Osama!

The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link


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