OH NOES BRITNEY!

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― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I really mean this, sincerely - I would love to see Britney Spears get her shit together.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf even happened to her, she like went completely mental about 3 years ago and never looked back

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

MOD: PLEASE REPLACE STATIC SIRENS WITH http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

YES THANK YOU

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

If this were a real emergency, lights would be flashing.

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I know! I picked the wrong ones on GIS! I've requested a change on the moderator board! Fuck!!

Guys let's focus on the real issue here!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

neverforget.jpg ASAP plz

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Where have her kids been for the past two months?

Given that she's insane, is there any chance K-Fed gets custody?

― milo (milo), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

so shocking ****Zzzzzzzzzzz***

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoa, I didn't know I was a mod on ILE as well! At least here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyway, sirens fixed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Looking forward to her next single "Detoxic".

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

How many hundreds of Iraqi children have gone to rehab without a peep from you people?

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

plz to photoshop crying eagle into Britney crotchshot

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

THANKS NED, NOW BACK TO THE BREATHLESS SPECULATION AND CONCERN

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks Ned :D

Who knows where her kids have been, I had been assuming they were with K-Fed actually! Otherwise chances are, it is too late, they have already become FERAL CHILDREN.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Shakey Mo OTM for once.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHAHA Feral Children!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Post by Ignored User (Shakey+Mo+Collier) removed.

I still can assume exactly what you said, and I'd just like to invite you to go read EVERY OTHER THREAD ON ILX INSTEAD you tool!!

Also: FERAL CHILDREN!!!! :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I like to imagine that Ned actually reached inside the screen and set the sirens to spinning with a gentle nudge.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.itineratesurfer.com/wp-content/FeralChildren.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

FERAL CHILDREN

i get it!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks but you're off subject, Nick. CHILDREN. FERAL. LIKE THAT UP THERE.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoa, I didn't know I was a mod on ILE as well!

ILX codebase has embedded Ragget auto-mod functionality.

Guys let's focus on the real issue here!!

Not sure whether to roffle @ "focus" or "real issue".

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Either one!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

TS manboobs vs. wolfboobs

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

The real issue being of course ABANDONED PACKS OF STRAY CHILDREN TAKING OVER OUR CITIES.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

guys where u been she's got like 10 nannies

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

If Britney actually named her kids Romulus and Remus I would probably shit.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

shhh you xpost

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Where the wolf titties at?

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going with "focus". ILX + focus = teehee

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

wait is britney the wolf in that painting, or is that Kevvy?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Britney Checks Into Rehab- Out a Day Later
Posted Feb 16th 2007 3:27PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Britney Spears
TMZ has learned that while Britney Spears checked-in to rehab, she refused to stay and checked out -- less than twenty-four hours later!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

LIES

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.world-mysteries.com/sci_feralrr.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

So let me get this straight: they tried to make her go to rehab, but she said "No, No, No"?

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah maybe if they had made BEYONCE go to rehab more like.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

As "EXTRA" first reported, the pop star entered a rehab facility two days ago. Now TMZ has learned that the center was located outside of the country, and she refused to stay.

TMZ is told that Britney checked in at the urging of friends and family, after being seen intoxicated in public places and was so "exhausted" on New Year's Eve she collapsed.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_children_in_mythology_and_fiction

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

intoxicated + basically naked + courtney love style make-up = awesome britney

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS IT WAS THE CIA BRITNEY JUST RESISTED EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION SHE IS AN AMERICAN HERO

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

STEVE SHASTA OF THE WOLVES?!?!?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d3/Olaf_baker_shasta_uk_cover_art_1921.jpg/380px-Olaf_baker_shasta_uk_cover_art_1921.jpg

xpost: lol

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

guys where u been she's got like 10 nannies

Now I'm picturing these nannies protruding The Brood-style from Britney's abdomen.

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

The persona of Buckethead, a composer and guitarist, was supposedly raised by chickens.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL I WAS GOING TO POST STEVE SHASTA OF THE WOLVES TOO, WE ARE WAY TOO IN EACH OTHER'S MINDS

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Pls to photoshop Romulus & Remus underneath Britney_giving_birth_doggystyle_sculpture.jpg

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

FRIDAYENDOFWEEKBOREDOMMINDMELD

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

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When I take time out from my studies, artistic pursuits and charitable work to contemplate celebrity gossip I feel bad for Lindsey Lohan because I liked nu-Parent Trap and Mean Girls and I've felt kinda bad for Britney ever since that creepy Lolita Rolling Stone cover that came out when I was in middle school. Paris Hilton's steely resolve in the face of wealth and fame aside she is really vile and I have already used up my reserve of irrational appreciation for a seemingly v. nasty famous person on Kimora Lee Simmons

― A B C (sparklecock), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I think when I regard someone by their looks, I'm not usually thinking of the state of their labia. Maybe that's just me, though.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

It's a guy thing.

(not really)

(ok, maybe sometimes...)

― milo (milo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

the hair is in very good condition , still alive.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

OH NOES BRITNEY TRIBBLE

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

(;__;)

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ANY HAIR FOR SALE ON E-BAY IS A SCAM, PURE AND SIMPLE

(so says the 'authentic' buyritneyshair website anyway...

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:25 (seventeen years ago) link

My brother-in-law sold real hair on eBay, it's wasn't Britney's though.

― Captain Purple Items (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh you know people are shaving their fucking cats to try to get in on this shit

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"Genuine Britney Pussy Hair!"

― Captain Purple Items (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha cheers

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"buybritneyshair.com: Expires 18-feb-2009"

( http://www.dnsstuff.com/tools/whois.ch?ip=buybritneyshair.com )

They have two years' worth?

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Britney checks- uh, out of rehab.

Y'all keeping up?

― Nicholas Passant (Nicholas Passant), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

She's going to end up like Anna Nicole.

― The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Britney thought there was lice in her extensions (!)

Also, is that really a cigarette that she's smoking in that photo?

― vermonter (vermonter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'm in love with meth britney

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

k-fed stretched the shit outta her onion.

― thebingo (thebingo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"She's going to end up like Anna Nicole."

or Michael Jackson.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Stimulant drug abuse (particularly amphetamine and cocaine) can lead to delusional parasitosis as part of a stimulant psychosis. For example, excessive cocaine use can lead to an effect nicknamed "cocaine bugs"..

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Have there been any meth-fueled pop epics yet?

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

she should stay in rehab at least long enough to watch all three Back to the Future movies

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2007/02/kevin-federline-gq.jpg

k-fed is coming out of this marriage looking like the good parent

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

checked out of rehab again

the level of scrutiny that the entertainment industry is focusing on these people is really getting under my skin. it seems like they aren't going to be satisfied until she has a teary press conference where she admits to being a smack whore ala Tara Connor, or she dies.

― akm (akmonday), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

OK I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF HER REHABBING ANYMORE

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Possibly attempted suicide twice between head shaving and 2nd rehab check-in

Met with Reese Witherspoon's anti-paparazzi lawyer

Back in rehab for third time in a week

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house last night and he wouldn't let her in.

!!!!!!!!

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

K-Fed is harsh

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT KIND OF BIZARRO WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN WHERE K-FED FEELS HE'S TOO GOOD FOR BRITNEY SPEARS??!?!?!?!??

SUN RISES IN WEST TOMORROW, ROOSTERS TO CROW AT DUSK, FILM AT 11.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

well, in fairness, K-Fed isn't a meth addict in a bad wig.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

(ps britney if u readin this don't take that personal, i love meth addicts in bad wigs and u can stay with me any day of the week)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

so get him a wig.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

listen i am not buying shit for kevin federline.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll bet that's how brits got hooked, buying shit for k-fed then taking a taste for herself. such a slippery slope.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i think you're on to something.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

not enough ppl carin about britney in this bitch ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, and the nu-ILX thread is just me trying to learn how to post images on nu-code.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Badass:
http://www.x17online.com/

She needs to guest star in a few episodes of The Wire before the hair grows out.

― Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 23 February 2007 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link

er, this link may last longer:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britney_rages.php

― Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 23 February 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

those are great!

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

for the first time I feel britney could totally kick my ass.

i want to hang out with her and let her veg in my house but I kind of feel like we wouldn't like the same tv shows and she would mess up my netflix queue.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

the paparazzi are fucking evil though. i already hate running into people that I see at work.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i applaud the shaved head hoodie lacrosse shorts and nikes look

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i like how earlier in the day shes wearing the wig then later when she shows up to destroy kfeds car with her umbrella she goes w/the all business.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg that rules

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll bet that's how brits got hooked, buying shit for k-fed then taking a taste for herself. such a slippery slope.

She was on coke in 2002, which was before both marriages.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

or I should say, as early as 2002

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHLQkWOFFvg

;_;

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Saturday, 24 February 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

BRINTEY FOR PRESIDETN

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 24 February 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Has anyone photoshopped a bull into that picture of her attacking the car with a brolly?

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Saturday, 24 February 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

from nu-ilx thred:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/XedgarsnyderX/britneythreat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/kevinpook/Untitled-1.jpg

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Sunday, 25 February 2007 04:10 (seventeen years ago) link

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