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because some things don't have a place and so need a place but it should be a place everyone can see

lxy, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

my friend kyle sent me a picture of a bug he captured in his kitchen, i think it's brilliant

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2458/3656325970_7ec4e8f9eb_m.jpg

lxy, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

ahhhhh i'm scared of it

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i like that bug a lot and i normally eschew all bugs.

estela, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

EB brought me an ad for "loungers," she said it made her think of me. wtf?

(for those of you who don't know, a lounger is basically a polyester muumuu, but i've just dubbed it a "summer slanket.")

lxy, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

estela why are you chewing all bugs

max max max max, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

htfo max you big ratbag jk

estela, Thursday, 25 June 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

my parents have a cat called ratbag

smoove operator, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, estela <3

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

idkwtptsiph: jergins, i like your most recent display name.

tehersa (tehresa), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

smoove is telling me about "ratbag," saying "it was evidently born to some tomcat's bitch."

ytth, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link

ratbag is a good name for a cat from taranaki.

estela, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

what does htfo mean?!

max max max max, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 11:07 (fourteen years ago) link

help the fuck out

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 11:31 (fourteen years ago) link

hey

tehersa (tehresa), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i42.tinypic.com/2ryq6a1.jpg

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

genuine aw

kwame the boy genius (jergins), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

was laughing so hard at her in that bag

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link

the fucking neighbors are doing thursday night sing-song again and some terrible singer girl is doing that one indigo girls song, and when i say terrible i mean TERRIBLE.

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i can even hear her from indoors. now she's singing some goddamn simon and garfunkle bullshit.

those people make me hate everything.

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link

omg that is horrible. tell them to take it to a karaoke bar jeeeeze

tehersa (tehresa), Friday, 3 July 2009 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i think it's stopped. thank fuck.

those people are such assholes. i'd rather have breakfast with 10 loud chewers than have breakfast with them.

they're all "ooh we have nice people over and do sing-alongs and use cloth shopping bags and we belong to the neighborhood committee" and yet they never never never even acknowledge their actual neighbors.

except, that is, the day the man came snooping around to see what i was painting (though he didn't even care once he found out), and then it came out that he thought i'd just moved in. 12 years, dickhead. i've lived here 12 fucking years you self-involved prisspot.

and since then he's gone right back to ignoring me.

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 05:37 (fourteen years ago) link

(lol at me, they piss me off so much i get all up in arms every time i think about them.)

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 05:38 (fourteen years ago) link

take a deep breath and do your best not to bludgeon your neighbor to death with his own "welcome friends" door plaque.

I don't have any hard feelings toward the type of neighbors who have very little interaction with you because they're intensely private/shy. but these people sound like the smuggest, most self-congratulatory bastahds on earth, so I feel for you.

unregistered, Friday, 3 July 2009 06:01 (fourteen years ago) link

lxy, i can come over and set some booby traps if you want. they'll never know who it was!

tehersa (tehresa), Friday, 3 July 2009 06:03 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, ur, that's exactly what they are. well stated.

t, if they got booby trapped one of their song-singing friends would probably organize some motherfucking goddamn candle-in-the-window/flag-at-half-mast/potluck-at-the-turnaround kind of bullshit, so best leave them to their healthy tediousness, i think.

but thank you for your support!

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i was leaving for my evening promenade and saw some ladies walk by with balloons and thought, hey, that's nice! and then when i went outside they had left them by my front door!

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/102_9141.jpg

tehersa (tehresa), Friday, 3 July 2009 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i use cloth shopping bags :(

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 3 July 2009 10:35 (fourteen years ago) link

i think i know about this type of people though

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 3 July 2009 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link

i want to evangelize about reusable bags but i won't

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 3 July 2009 10:40 (fourteen years ago) link

i love them. my two good sturdy fit-lots bags, they're both from Providence

jergins, Friday, 3 July 2009 12:53 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i walk to the grocery store, i don't know how i did it without them before. they fit so much and you can put them on your shoulders and no more cabinets full of plastic bags i will never reuse.

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 3 July 2009 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link

nothing in the world wrong with cloth bags, i'm all for them, use them all the time. despite those self-righteous fuckers across the street giving them a bad name.

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link

now that they've ruined the indigo girls for me

i bet sunday they'll crank up and laugh like hyenas at wait wait don't tell me

jergins, Friday, 3 July 2009 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i walk to the grocery store, i don't know how i did it without them before. they fit so much and you can put them on your shoulders and no more cabinets full of plastic bags i will never reuse.

this x1000!

i also like wait wait don't tell me but i listen to it quietly on my ipod?
:(

tehersa (tehresa), Friday, 3 July 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

those neighbors are too busy strumming folk tunes on their mandolins to listen to radio programs.

"neighbors."

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't use cloth bags

t. silaviver, Friday, 3 July 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

you should, i was skeptical at first but it really improved my life

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 3 July 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

frankly i can't imagine t.sila grocery shopping to begin with

lxy, Saturday, 4 July 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link

they do sell gin at safeway in CA

jergins, Saturday, 4 July 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

wait really?
why was this fact not mentioned when i was looking for places to live?

tehersa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 July 2009 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link

you can buy hard liquor just about anywhere around here

smoove operator, Saturday, 4 July 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought they only did that in sad places like michigan

tehersa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 July 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

they sell "gin" at grocery stores in ohio but it's like 20% abv

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 4 July 2009 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

you should, i was skeptical at first but it really improved my life

i get paper bags, the kind with the handles. i use them for garbage bags

frankly i can't imagine t.sila grocery shopping to begin with

the internet makes me lol sometimes. i am a very informed shopper, dating back to my high school supermarket gig.

they do sell gin at safeway in CA

safeway in cali is called Vons iirc. it is a shitty store and i never go there. i buy my gin @ trader joe's - 18.99 for 750ml of tanq/bombay sapphire. my wife started drinking gin again so i go thru 1 1/2 bottles per week

t. silaviver, Saturday, 4 July 2009 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Dang, I just bought 750 of tanq for 22.95 :(

tehersa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 July 2009 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

at least you don't have to share yours with ms. silaviver.

estela, Saturday, 4 July 2009 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link

i am very generous with my booze fyi

t. silaviver, Saturday, 4 July 2009 03:45 (fourteen years ago) link

ILX Sandbox

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estela, Saturday, 4 July 2009 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link

<3 xp

estela, Saturday, 4 July 2009 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link

i miss californias policy of selling booze everywhere

max max max max, Saturday, 4 July 2009 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link

it does spoil one

t. silaviver, Saturday, 4 July 2009 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i am an informed shopper too

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 4 July 2009 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link

*high five*

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 4 July 2009 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i do 100% of the grocery shopping in my family. my kids always misbehave in supermarkets though, i don't see what the excitement factor is for them but they try my patience (which is admittedly pretty poor)

t. silaviver, Saturday, 4 July 2009 12:04 (fourteen years ago) link

on the other hand, i hate shopping in drug stores and my wife loves them (stereotypical girlie thing?)

t. silaviver, Saturday, 4 July 2009 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link

how old are your kids, revivalis.t?

estela, Saturday, 4 July 2009 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i was SO bad in the grocery store when i was a kid. my brother was worse though. also we always made my mom buy us a donut.

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 4 July 2009 12:16 (fourteen years ago) link

we were never allowed to go inside, we had to wait in the car.

estela, Saturday, 4 July 2009 12:21 (fourteen years ago) link

sometimes my brother would refuse to go inside so he waited in the car and my mom would say "you're gonna get stolen. good."

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 4 July 2009 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link

one time my brother released the hand brake and we were rolling down a hilly street towards another car all screaming with excitement but then a man we knew was going by and he saw what was happening so he opened the door and put on the brake.

estela, Saturday, 4 July 2009 12:27 (fourteen years ago) link

sounds like something jergins would do

max max max max, Saturday, 4 July 2009 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha i wish there was a young girls' novel about estela and her brother's childhood hijinks that would later be made into a cute summer movie.

tehersa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 July 2009 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

my kiddies are preschoolers, hence their disinclination to listen to me

t. silaviver, Saturday, 4 July 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i like the sound of these tiny little silavivers running amok.

estela, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

i used to teach 3 and 4 year olds. the idea that they will listen to what an adult says, let alone DO what an adult says, is pretty lollable

jergins, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm sure they'll become very good listeners once they become school-aged

lxy, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

actually when i worked w the lil ones for schooltime at the arts center, i found the 3-6 year olds were super well behaved. older than that you start having to restrain yourself from wanting to shake the little smug, satisfied grins off their faces.

tehersa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

when my nephew was three and in my charge he stole a packet of tic tacs and hid them in the tiny pocket of his tiny shorts, they fitted exactly, but i caught him because he rattled when we ran and when i said, wherever did those come from, he said, the fat boy at the shop gave them to me, and then our friend who was visiting from london turned glum and said, i was the fat boy at my parents' shop.

estela, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:35 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

i've never hated a person as much as i hated this little boy Yuya Mizukami (need to put him on the call a random person a cockfarmer thread. in 20 years he might find it). Age 3, biggest little shit i've ever met. he and i, we had a private english lesson, and it was a battle of the wills

jergins, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link

just one lesson?

estela, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:52 (fourteen years ago) link

no, 24. once a week

jergins, Sunday, 5 July 2009 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link

that is a lot of lessons.

tehersa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 July 2009 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link

23 too many in this case.

estela, Sunday, 5 July 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

the littlest cockfarmer

lxy, Sunday, 5 July 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

!!!

estela, Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

t. silaviver do you like cooking also? what about ironing?

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

wdyll mopping

alex hart jr. (jergins), Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

are you a house-husband

lxy, Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

do you know where i can get a house-husband

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i am asking because i am on a campaign to stop people ironing. if enough people refuse to iron maybe they will stop producing clothes that require ironing because is there anything more useless and backward and frustrating than ironing

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm not sure i follow your reasoning. will your house-husband wage this campaign for you? or will he do your ironing while you wage the campaign yourself? what will you do with him once you've put sunbeam out of business?

i kind of like ironing.

lxy, Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

oh i meant xp
i don't really have a campaign i just hate ironing

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i hate ironing and don't do it, unless i'm going to a wedding or job interview

i am sort of a house husband at the moment

cooking i'm sort of neutral on - when i feel relaxed and have lots of free time i enjoy it, but as a daily chore i hate it

we should reopen my "ask me a question thread" at this point

t. silaviver, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i am a neat freak and my wife takes full advantage of that

t. silaviver, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i like cooking very much
i am ok at cleaning though i can make a lot of clutter. i have a lot of cluttery interests. but being in a cluttery place makes me go kind of crazy so i don't let it get too bad. also cleaning some stuff is really cathartic! like bathtubs!

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2009 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link

harbl when are you coming to visit?

lxy, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link

i sense a trap

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

oh no, nothing like that! i just want to make sure everything's spic n' span for you. truly!

(does anyone have a large jar -- say about 5'9.75" tall -- and some plastic sheeting i can borrow?)

lxy, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link

the harbl jar

t. silaviver, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

someday maybe i will visit for just long enough to get my height marked in the doorframe

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i was just thinking about that.

estela, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe jergins has got some plums you can use as bait for the harbl jar.

estela, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

we should plan a sandbox fap. in baltimore lol

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2009 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link

lazy out loud

estela, Monday, 6 July 2009 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link

uhh

maybe jergins has got some plums you can use as bait for the harbl jar.

― estela, Sunday, July 5, 2009 5:58 PM

i think maybe there's a joke i'm not getting, but this just sounds plain dirty!

lxy, Monday, 6 July 2009 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

it sounds terrible.

estela, Monday, 6 July 2009 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link

we should plan a sandbox fap. in baltimore lol

did we not do this? i see how important i am.

i wanted to say:

  • i love cooking
  • i hate ironing and it weirds me out when boys iron more than me (which is also like, job interviews lol)
  • something else i forgot

tehersa (tehresa), Monday, 6 July 2009 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i remembered:*

  • as my age advances, i have become increasingly concerned about tidiness in my home space. the reason i remembered this was bc my friend is visiting and i think it is grace training or something because i am constantly being tested to keep cool in the face of domestic disasters such as: spadgetty sauce all over my stove (ay!!!!) and like,is it that hard to wipe up the water you splash all over the bathroom sink that i cleaned before your arrival?
  • harbl, i also find bathtub cleaning cathartic! in fact, even in my younger, messier days, bathtubs and toilets were the things i always insisted remained clean (a good thing, i think).
  • not having a tv but still being unemployed makes me miss being able to watch the martha show at 11am every morning.
*this remembrance brought on by washing dishes at 3:30 bc i couldn't rightly go to sleep knowing my kitchen was a mess.

tehersa (tehresa), Monday, 6 July 2009 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link

it was a miniature sandbox fap, just a test run

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2009 10:56 (fourteen years ago) link

whoa "4 months pass..." !!

has anyone else revived an old thread in the last while? i was totally confused at first.

awesome, keith! <3 u, as always.

lxy, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i am afraid the across-the-streeters are going to sing again tonight.

lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm gonna crank my music now as a pre-emptive strike. then it won't be too asshole when i turn it up after they start to sing. right? cuz, you know, i started my music first.

lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

though i don't know why i'm worried about being asshole to them anyway.

lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm hitting them with my schaffel stick they won't even know what to do

lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link

it started

lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Godspeed, dear lxy!

te,he (tehresa), Friday, 10 July 2009 05:17 (fourteen years ago) link

::)) thank you, txa.

it's over and i managed to avoid the majority of the horror by moving to the (formerly daisy's) stoop in back. also they were indoors this time so, though their door was left open, most of the caterwauling stayed in their house.

lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 05:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i <3 u glowering on the back stoop.

estela, Friday, 10 July 2009 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i was rather wilty out there. probably my brow was furrowed such that a passer-by might think i was afflicted by leaf miners.

lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't know where to put this but it's making me lol

te,he (tehresa), Saturday, 11 July 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

YOU ARE NOT A FOOD WRITER AND WILL NEVER BE YOU NASTY LITTLE MAN!!

^ should be pasted into the comments of every blog restaurant "review"

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 11 July 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

since when do english guys get to comment on food.

te,he (tehresa), Saturday, 11 July 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't know what this is so i'm putting it here
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/carkeek/102_9319.jpg

te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 12 July 2009 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link

that looks like an alien placenta

smoove operator, Sunday, 12 July 2009 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link

hey jergins, i remembered that the 3rd name for chickpeas i was trying to think of was cecci.

te,he (tehresa), Monday, 13 July 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i feel the sandbox should know that on this week's wait wait... don't tell me!, neko case is asked questions about necco wafers. i feel like this is pertinent to many sandboxers' interests and likes.

te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

you know what that means, don't you? we need to invite peter sagal and carl kasell to the sandbox!

lxy, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

um HELL YES PLEASE

te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link

i always thought it was neko like it rhymes-with geek-o but maybe it's neko-rhymes-with-echo?

smoove operator, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i hope ytth doesn't see this thread, i'm always correcting his pronunciation of her name

smoove operator, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link

no, you are correct! neko the singer is like geek-o, the wafers rhyme with echo.

te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

phew! i thought i was gonna have to take this to domestic outrage thread

smoove operator, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

estela, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i love an averted crisisdomestic outrage!

te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link

so the store where i mostly work doesn't have a break room; instead, it has a bathroom with a cushion on the floor (and it only has the cushion because i brought it in). yesterday the girl that came to relieve me needed to use the bathroom while i was about halfway through my lunch break. i come back in and she has taken a HUGE DUMP, completely stunk out the tiny bathroom and then tried to cover over it with this even more horrendous-smelling cinnamon air freshner. i almost gagged. then when i eventually had to use the toilet i discovered she'd also left big skidmarks.

jesus christ.

smoove operator, Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

commercial outrage of the highest order.

estela, Thursday, 16 July 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i truly feel for her

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 17 July 2009 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, and the store right next to me just got robbed

smoove operator, Friday, 17 July 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i actually saw the bad guys:
an african american fat guy in a fuschia pink polyester sweatsuit
and his companion
a fat african american girl with about a pound of yellow eyeshadow

smoove operator, Friday, 17 July 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

haha i love when bad guys wear really conspicuous clothing while robbing someone. he should consider a huge white tshirt for next time!

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 17 July 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

sometimes they do a quick change after the fact so you're looking for a dude in a crazy pink sweatshirt but he's walking down the street wearing a gray hoodie.

but something tells me that is not the case w/ these fine young criminals.

te,he (tehresa), Friday, 17 July 2009 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Thirty men crashed a Euclid Avenue house party early Sunday morning and became violent and destructive when they were told to leave, one of the homes' residents said. The 26-year-old resident said that at about 1:15 a.m., several SUVs and other cars pulled up to his residence, and about 30 men exited the vehicles. As they approached the house, some guests confronted them to ask who they knew at the party, but they apparently did not know anyone. Even though they were told to go away, the men went into the party anyway. A few minutes later an altercation ensued, and as the men were leaving, they threw large rocks at the house, breaking the kitchen window. One man picked up a grill and smashed another back window at the house before fleeing. The residence and partygoers did not record the vehicles' license plate numbers.

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.vimeo.com/5541058

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i like to put yogurts and fruits in the blender and i just ruined one and wasted a mango by accidentally throwing a peach pit in there and i drank some of it before i realized. peach pits contain cyanide. am i gonna die?

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

harbl?

jergins, Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm still alive

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

had me worried

jergins, Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i think i'm going to be ok

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

we are your internet friends
we are holding you close
to our electronic bosom

jergins, Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

uh

te,he (tehresa), Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I love to put lemon and lime peels in the garbage disposal because grinding them releases a lovely citrus fragrance but once I didn't realize and some tamarind seeds got down there and it made very sad sounds but I think it's feeling better now.

te,he (tehresa), Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

your garbage disposal /= harbs' stomach

jergins, Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

harbl, you could take some vitamin B12 as a precaution. But I think you would have to eat a big handful of peach seeds to really have a Mr. Yuck-level problem.

love to put lemon and lime peels in the garbage disposal because grinding them releases a lovely citrus fragrance

this is my favorite part of the day after a night of excessive gin+tonics. Once the hangover is blunted enough the noise is not a factor anymore.

jaq, Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah after i dumped it down the drain i realized the pit didn't even really get chopped up. the inside of it was exposed and it tasted kind of bitter but i think i won't end up going into a coma after all

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm afraid you're going to have to post here more regularly for the amount of time it takes your body to process your smoothie, harbl. say, at least once every half hour until noon tomorrow? so we don't send in the EMTs, you see.

lxy, Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

ok i will check in periodically

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link

on behalf of the sandbox community, i thank you.

lxy, Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

still alive, eating an omelette

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

wow back to solid foods already! good for you, harbs! knew you'd pull through!

te,he (tehresa), Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

please don't tell us it's a blowfish omelette garnished with rhubarb leaves

lxy, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link

it was a poke omelette with snake venom

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

lol poke salet
http://waynesword.palomar.edu/images/polkwd1b.gif

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

do you have any activated charcoal on hand?

lxy, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

xp i HOPE those salet leaves have been thrice boiled!!

lxy, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link

oopsssssss

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

that sputtering there at the end makes me nervous harbl

lxy, Friday, 24 July 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

iirc a handful of of raw bitter almonds will neutralize whatever cyanide you might've ingested. I'm rooting for you!

unregistered, Friday, 24 July 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

ok i'm going to go to all the food stores asking about raw bitter almonds

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link

jk i'm fine. still alive!

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link

this has been a tough day, putting me through the ringer over here!

jergins, Friday, 24 July 2009 01:51 (fourteen years ago) link

there was a poke plant (tree?) in front of my house in columbus. it was huge and poisonous. i think i might have seen one the other day here. i am interested in them. a very appalachian plant.

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i play music with these dudes sometimes, we play crappy bluesrock and it would be unremarkable except that we have this bass: http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/Photo0090.jpg

jergins, Friday, 24 July 2009 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link

what do you play jergins

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

the jergaphone?

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

that bass is amazing.

jergins, i had no idea of your musical talents!!

te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i beat the fuck out of the drums

jergins, Friday, 24 July 2009 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link

the jergaphone?

LOL

jergins, Friday, 24 July 2009 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link

beating the fuck out of the drums sounds more rage-y than blues-y but what do i know

te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

jergins, can we hear your band?

te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

haha no. we haven't recorded anything. it's basically an after-work cover band. i will say this though? where we practice has to be the SWEETEST space ever, a 22000 sq ft warehouse full of props and sets.

jergaphone, Friday, 24 July 2009 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link

can i be yr manager?

te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

hell yes girl beat these drunks into su bmission no more solos keep it tight and then gwt us up there onstage in seattles best bars and clubs

jergins, Friday, 24 July 2009 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link

next year: headlining block party

te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i will work my magic

te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link

adultery is a misdemeanor subject to a $10 fine

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

k

jergins, Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

that's guaranteed not to be on the exam but at least i know it now

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

what if youre not the married one? any fine?

jergins, Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link

can you get a buy 2 get 1 free deal?

te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm i think common law adultery both parties were guilty but nowadays probably just the married one

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i have all these crimes in my flashcards i think never appear anymore, like seduction: inducing a chaste, unmarried woman to engage in sexual intercourse by promising to marry her

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link

well helllllloooo there cutie

jergins, Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:49 (fourteen years ago) link

no you have to try it on someone "chaste"

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link

this morning on the way to the library i said good morning to some old people on a stoop and this lady said "good morning baby!" like i was a kitten or something, or a baby

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link

my favorite felony is mayhem, it has something to do with dismembering someone

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link

maryland doesn't have mayhem but it completes the acronym for the common law felonies

Murder
Robbery

&

Manslaughter
Rape
Sodomy

Larceny
Arson
Mayhem
Burglary

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link

lady said "good morning baby!"

did you like it? me, i love shit like that to a possibly unreasonable degree.

lxy, Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i used to secretly like it when the ppl in my puerto rican neighborhood called me mami.

te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah it caused me to have a silly grin for an entire block lol

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link

another time i had to go to a ups drop box that is inside a state office building so you have to show your id and the lady at the desk looked at my license and said "awwww you look like a little kid!" and she showed it to the other security guard who went "HAAAAAA" and i acted embarrassed and i was like "but that's what i look like..." but i was also giggling to myself

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

:):):)

one time last summer this dapper old man (straw boater, seersucker jacket, white shirt and pants, bow tie) said, "heyyyy, you're CUTE!" because i was wearing a 50s-ish skirt and top.

it was kind of the best thing that ever happened.

lxy, Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link

following the example of MY LAWYER, i had ice cream for breakfast

lxy, Saturday, 1 August 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link

cheesecake is one of my favourite breakfast foods

smoove operator, Saturday, 1 August 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link

aw

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

As I ride beside Katherine, a newfound friend of only a few days, stark naked on a rental bike, a man on the side of the street drops his pants in solidarity, clapping slowly as we jiggle by.

jergins, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

jammin 2 the message is MORE

jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 08:14 (fourteen years ago) link

can one of you secretly unban me from 1p3? fascist grudge banning is retarded

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

you know i would if i could.

estela, Sunday, 20 September 2009 07:17 (fourteen years ago) link

:)

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/fairy.jpg

te,he (tehresa), Monday, 21 September 2009 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link

it's true, you're a fairy!

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 21 September 2009 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link

how come board mods can't check number of sbs anymore ;_;

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 21 September 2009 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe there should be a subtle sandbox/1p3 war that is so subtle only the sandbox knows it is even happening; the sandbox army should be excruicatingly polite as it goes about its barbed business. the main trouble with this idea is that i like 1p3 so i could end up switching sides and then in the end everyone will turn on me and i will have to move to the cape which has its moments but not enough.

estela, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link

what type of barbed business would we carry out?

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i generally favour a faint aggravating scritch over a deep blood drawing scratch.

estela, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link

ts: scritch v. scratch

te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:16 (fourteen years ago) link

scritch.

estela, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 05:41 (fourteen years ago) link

im a pacifist

max max max max, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:00 (fourteen years ago) link

im a pacificist.

te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:01 (fourteen years ago) link

thats not a thing

max max max max, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link

you're not a thing.

te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link

touché

max max max max, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/dibujopdf.jpg

te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 11 October 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xKCH2IWimP8/Suxl21-ih2I/AAAAAAAAA6Y/lDehkzdn9w0/s400/Leopold+F+word.jpg

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lxy, Sunday, 1 November 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

well

jergins, Sunday, 1 November 2009 05:53 (fourteen years ago) link

found inside the cover of This Side of Paradise

27.11.70

Dear Vanessa,
Much love and best wishes for always. 
Love,
Kate xxx

jergins, Monday, 9 November 2009 06:56 (fourteen years ago) link

the emphasis was on dancey dub, if that makes sense. The bass vibrated right through my cock during a mid-set piss in the bog halfway up the stairs. What a sound system!

jergins, Monday, 9 November 2009 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link

from a website i just found and kind of love http://myparentswereawesome.tumblr.com/

http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksfyd7TS411qa2fy3o1_500.jpg

dalip and rummy

lxy, Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

omg look at these beautiful people

http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kse0i6hi011qa2fy3o1_500.jpg

lxy, Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

do you guys remember the scandal lady from my work? she just invited me to happy hour.

lxy, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm sorry to have to admit this but i think of her often.

estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

you should go to happy hour and have some drinks and then confide that i think of her often.

estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

haha, you!

i hope your thoughts are of a sympathetic nature, she needs it, the poor nutty thing.

lxy, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

in my vision she has thin hair and crooked lipstick.

estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

and she has lost one of her gloves.

estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

not far off

jergins, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i think she has lost more than a glove if you know what i am saying

tehresa, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

your vision is spot on in its spirit.

she's like a helium balloon tied to a not-quite-heavy-enough weight.

lxy, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

a string mop turned upside down.

estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

she's a sad, sad case.

she has just recently returned from a sudden 3 month leave. no one knows why.

the terrible stuckush guy who fucked up the birthday card ran into her during her absence and asked, "is there another scandal??!" and then he told someone about it. can you imagine asking such a stupid question and then talking about it?? jesus!

lxy, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

when hopeless ran into hapless.

estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i forgot what the scandal was

max max max max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

we had many lols over it last winter, remember?

lxy, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

of course

max max max max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i knew it was of a sexual/romantic nature

max max max max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link

my goodness!

jaq, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

also: tsk!

jaq, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

max max max max you may have forgotten because it is now hidden!

tehresa, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link

it is true that all that is now hidden has been erased from my mind

max max max max, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link

by my brother ~15 years ago
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2639/4131114741_fd63205e01_o.jpg

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

here's a joke i made at pilates. the instructor said, pick a side, any side (to lie on for floor excercises) so i said, i want outside.

estela, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link

*exercises

estela, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

your joke made me spill candy and cry

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

<3 your brother was cute.

estela, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't see why he wasn't allowed to cry.

estela, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't think it wasn't allowed but it seems like he didn't think it was good to do

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i used to hate crying but now i like it.

estela, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah it's part of life

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

some1 is practising violin across the alley

Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Saturday, 10 April 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i live across the st from an opera singer and sometimes i hear her singing. sounds cool mixed w/ the ghetto bird ; )

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 10 April 2010 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Can You Record iPhone Calls?
Legally I realise that in some geographical areas you need to inform the caller the conversation is being recorded so please don't preach from a legal point of view its very boring and I don't care.

jelkino espacio (jergins), Monday, 19 April 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

No. And it's illegal.

Mystikal (unregistered), Monday, 19 April 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Legally I realise that in some geographical areas you need to inform the caller the conversation is being recorded so please don't preach from a legal point of view its very boring and I don't care.

Please search, there's been at least a couple of threads on this topic already.

swiftaw (unregistered), Monday, 19 April 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

No. And it's illegal.

um might want to research first before you make statements that are wrong

It depends where you live

dukebound85 (unregistered), Monday, 19 April 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

If you, like me, are better off alone, plan to stay at home and drink by yourself instead of partying with the other cool kids in some fancy club tonight then this is the soundtrack you need. The tapedeck does def. not receive enough electricity and the world is dragged out of its mind. It brings out melanocoly and calms me down. Ravers sit the fuck down for a sec and stay wif me.

jelkino espacio (jergins), Friday, 23 April 2010 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w94iur-HTqU&feature=related

tehresa, Sunday, 2 May 2010 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i saw juggalos at the grocery store! and smelled them, seriously, within the same second or two.

jergins, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

lx text: "were they buying faygo?"

jergins, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

This is a simple cookie recipe that will surely delight young and old.

jergins, Saturday, 15 May 2010 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

a lady asked if i'd trade a cigarette for a nyt. i did.

lxy, Friday, 31 December 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

write a story about a message board weatherman

jergins, Sunday, 20 February 2011 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/photo-22.jpg

jergins, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

(greeting card at grocery outlet)

jergins, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 05:15 (thirteen years ago) link

write a story about a message board weatherman

this is a real guy. he hates two of the most popular local weathermen because they've been wrong before

jergins, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 08:15 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

i need to lol at a package addressed to the one word LXY arrived no problem

jergins, Monday, 22 August 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

XD

lxy, Monday, 22 August 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

woah that was fast!

smoove operator, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

THANK YOU RUBY AND YTTH!!!! <3 JAFFAS, <3 ABBOTT'S BOOK, <3 YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

lxy, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

don't thank ytth - when he found out i'd been hiding 2 boxes of jaffas from him, he got super pouty at me! and tried to emotionally blackmail me into giving them to him!

smoove operator, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

p.s. you're welcome <3

smoove operator, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

i don't blame him, you know <3

lxy, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

loved all of this, thank you

jergins, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

you are also welcome <3

smoove operator, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

estel i had to buy new camper boots because the old ones flat wore out <####3

lxy, Friday, 2 December 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

Moderation outsourcing services will continue to grow, predicts Jeremiah Owyang, an analyst specializing in online customer service with the Altimeter Group.

But, he says, "expect emerging markets like India and the Philippines to offer services to brands direct, with retrained call center staff."

"There's a huge surge of companies coming into this market offshore" charging clients $5 an hour, versus the $30 to $40 eModeration does, says Littleton.

sarahel, Sunday, 4 December 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

lxy, i didn't see this revival until now but i have been looking for some short boots and i have been thinking about how perfectly cute those looked on your little feet.

what ia this estel businees.

estela, Sunday, 4 December 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

Donald Trump is a great friend, and he has four or five Picassos on his plane.

Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

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This review is from: Gramophone, Film, Typewriter (Writing Science) (Paperback)

I have not yet read this book but I bought it as it is on the reading list for my uni course. I have had a flick through and I am looking forward to finding the time to make it through this tome!

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Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 11:31 (twelve years ago) link

A case that haunts me is one of our oldest, unsolved cases from 1977. It’s a case with a twist: we don’t know who the victim is. We know who killed her and how he killed her. We arrested him and he did his time and is out of prison. He has even worked with detectives to try to raise public awareness about the case so we can identify her. Right now, she’s still Jane Doe – a 15 to 21-year- old female, 5 feet 10 inches tall and 155 pounds.

eboue I, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

finally snapped a photo of this gas station sign today

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1.0 out of 5 stars WAY OVERPRICED TINY SINGLE SPEAKERS THAT NOBODY WILL BUY !!!, July 13, 2011
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reinheitsgebot.braunschweiger.musikladen (the lubbock babes), Saturday, 31 December 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

http://i42.tinypic.com/mj4fv7.jpg

eboue I, Sunday, 1 January 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

we have an outoftown guest visiting. he's very wonderful but i 'm cold and drunk and tired and... it's hard to be a good host sometimes.

lxy, Monday, 23 January 2012 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

my dear dear friend {{{you}}}

jaq, Monday, 23 January 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

aw, thank you, jaq.

i think i pulled it off without being too graceless.

lxy, Monday, 23 January 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

i am outraged, on account of the terrible guy referenced above. he moved to a new office (which is wonderful), but before leaving he sent a gushing email about how there was such a surplus in the coffee fund, so there was $100 worth of coffee/sugar/creamer and coffee would be free for the foreseeable future. then he abolished the coffee donation program and jacked almost all of the supplies when he left.

my blood is boiling.

lxy, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

what a complete fucking dick.

lxy, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

i hate him so so so much.

lxy, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

i would chase him

chase him to his stupid new office, then yell at him, and steal back the coffee supplies, although technically it wouldn't be stealing bc they are not his.

smoove operator, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

conferencesux

tehresa, Sunday, 10 June 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

May 5 (1 day ago)

to Lxy
http://www.communichi.org/this-is-your-brain-on-smart-meters/

9:54 AM (11 hours ago)

to Lxy
Poly Speed Dating was created by Luke and Pepper in San Francisco. It’s speed dating with a turbo charge of inclusivity. There is no reason that the complexities of our non-monogamous lifestyles should prevent us from engaging in the celebrated act of speed dating. Using a complex algorithm hand tailored for your satisfaction we can make this dream a reality. Our speed dating system will take into account gender preferences, individual/group preference, age ranges and kinkiness. All sexualities, genders and hair colors are welcome.

jergins, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 04:02 (nine years ago) link

all hair colors? that's good bc no one has the same color hair as me

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link

what word would best describe your hair's color

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link

ftr i have had my eyes described as 'pond-colored'

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:18 (nine years ago) link

LikkitP ‏@LikkitP 5m

End Leaf blower Violence Now

jergins, Thursday, 8 May 2014 06:46 (nine years ago) link

ppl cannot decide if i have blond hair or brown? i mean it's blond but dark blond. it's like gold sometimes. it can be dull or shiny depending if my mood is dull or shiny.

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:03 (nine years ago) link

that is an excellent skill for your hair to have!

tehresa, Friday, 9 May 2014 03:18 (nine years ago) link

my hair is the color of a sandy beach

― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, July 2, 2009 8:14 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe the kind of sand on a lake though, not by the ocean

― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, July 2, 2009 8:14 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lxy, Friday, 9 May 2014 03:33 (nine years ago) link

LOL

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

hi sandboxies, i am glad you are around sometimes

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 July 2014 02:19 (nine years ago) link

only sometimes?

tehresa, Saturday, 5 July 2014 02:25 (nine years ago) link

i am always glad you are around! but you are only around sometimes

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 July 2014 03:35 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

I think the most annoying thing to me about cell phones is the number of cases where defiantly is used instead of definitely, but when I think about things happening defiantly I always giggle a lil.

tehresa, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 00:50 (nine years ago) link

seven months pass...
two months pass...

q: if you login to ilx after 3 years and your bookmarks take up an entire page of your browser is it better to just pretend it never happened?

tehresa, Monday, 29 June 2015 04:59 (eight years ago) link

poll the bookmarks and let us tell u which to bother with

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 29 June 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

maybe i should create new name and come back covert, without past bookmark baggage. or just not.

tehresa, Monday, 29 June 2015 23:47 (eight years ago) link

What do you miss about it? And what do you recall liking least about it? Both are still there.

jaq, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 12:00 (eight years ago) link

not even tbh

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:48 (eight years ago) link

I don't know I was just bored or something. Mostly wondering what people are up to and needing inspiration for nutrition naziing and noise living?

tehresa, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 03:45 (eight years ago) link

all are welcome on i love baseball

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 04:52 (eight years ago) link

no hurling tho

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 July 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link

tza, come hang out in ILS!

smoove operator, Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link

oh I had a hurling pic to share

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:55 (eight years ago) link

while it may be in my blood, I have nothing to say about baseball.

smoove, what's up on ils these days? I need more style in my life.

but I also need to spend less time in front of screens :(

tehresa, Friday, 3 July 2015 00:24 (eight years ago) link

it's almost a time capsule.

tehresa, Friday, 3 July 2015 03:03 (eight years ago) link

delete them all except 'whiskey' and 'horseshoe & harbl'

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 July 2015 04:24 (eight years ago) link

no lie that was my exact thought

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Saturday, 4 July 2015 11:36 (eight years ago) link

at that point, I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink

tehresa, Saturday, 4 July 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link

got some rum yesterday in honor of lxy

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2015 00:18 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Defendant was convicted of bastardy. The Criminal Court of Baltimore, S. Ralph Warnken, J., entered judgment adverse to defendant, and he appealed. The Court of Appeals, Hammond, J., held that where Criminal Court could properly have found, as it did, from evidence of witnesses other than mother of child and her husband that mother and her husband did not have intercourse at time when, under the laws of nature, the child must have been conceived, mother was competent to testify that she had had relations with defendant, that he was the father of the child, what he said and did after he knew that she was pregnant, and her reasons and her husband's reasons for marrying.

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

my stepmother, who wanted my parents' marriage to be annulled, once assured me that such a step would not make me a bastard

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

you are convicted of bastardy

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 11:32 (seven years ago) link

this will go down on my permanent record

mookieproof, Thursday, 30 June 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

under the laws of nature

lxy, Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...

https://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucitsrh/?sl=PEACH419003001

jergins, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 03:41 (four years ago) link

hey looks like a pretty good deal

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 9 April 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

friend of mine (whom lxy & jergins have met!) and i were discussing if there were any good places left in the world

i said well, this group of friends (tbf i used the word 'coterie'; i was drunk) i'm in is kinda obsessed with the faroes, but you have to learn faroese and i don't think just looming and bellowing 'ach!' are gonna cut it

now he seems vaguely worried that i've joined a cult

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:32 (three years ago) link

awww lol! i like them so much. that was fun, wasn't it? they should join our coterie/cult.

lxy, Thursday, 4 June 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Hello,
I am Ms Rita, I would like to know you. I have important things to share with you on a very serious note.

jergins, Sunday, 4 October 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link


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