every board needs a drunk thread

also schultheiss you are great!"

i love games drukn thread is a laff a minute i bet

people my drinking/dating thread is going off!

one has to wonder when they not only post drunk, but start a thread drunk, just what is going to happen

U R DURNK!

where is your thread?

i found it. yes, it is. people hav ea lot to say,.

now. this is where i belong, apparently. hello!

hi dere two big beers before 5

i am not drunk. but i have made myself a cocktail (goslings black seal -- see rum thread) and am settling in after the long haul of the week which included relentless helicopters (due to the sinkhole -- see seattle thread), core drilling in the office below mine, and, this evening, a crew of arborists trimming the holly hedge next to the house. and then sending the branches through a chipping machine. and then using a gas-powered blower to send the stray leaves into the neighbor's yard. noisy week.

as kells says, it's the freakin weekend baby i'm about to have me some fun (see NP thread).

and since we're talking about the hedge, it is important to note that those butchers chopped to its very nub the beautiful tree hydrangea that has been manfully blooming despite the oppression of the holly for lo, these many years. despite the over-preciousness of it, i always call it the snowball tree. see why:

http://www.2preslex.org/images/landscape/L061305whitehydrangea.jpg

it was just coming into bloom, and now it is sawn branches. but as stated above, it's a manful thing, and i have no doubt it will be back next year. fuckers can't keep beauty down.

i would like to add that the word "manful" makes me laugh A LOT. i expect i'll be giggling about it all night.

every thread needs a bored drunk

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/mcooper/2005/02/14/25_drunk_gilbert.jpg?maxWidth=150&maxHeight=150

^ put it all together into "manful nub" and i completely lose it.

apparently i am a junior high school boy with a somewhat prissy vocabulary.

good night sleep tight

see you next time

not enough drunks on this board. damn.

that's okay, people, i can hold down this fort while you catch up.

aw, the snowball tree. sorry you got chopped. i miss you.

will the limes still be fresh enough, having been cut a few hours ago? i'm thinking yeah?

oh yeah

yeah.. good god a lot o f rúm

rum

rumba

and if they get a little bit dried up you can just trim the dried up part off, and underneath is as good as new, even the next day!

spoken like an expert.

god i drank a lot last night. hooray for a dry-out day today and night tonight. thankfully i have no friends here and nothing to do and no money, otherwise i might be tempted. instead i'll just stay home and read my dry book.

double meaning for dry book!

drunk.

it's 8 p.m. do you know where your drink is?

Mine is right here, pale straw and sparkling clear! Hello wine, you are divine. I can post now on this thread, but truly must be off to bed.

aw jaq, hi friend! whether fremented, brewed or distilled, it is divine, isn't it?

oh lordy. i am drunkenly trying to write a cover letter for a job. how dumb is that?

so there's this thing i always do which is after i slog home from the grocery store i treat myself with a couple of beers down by the canal. since today may be the last time i do it, it's worth a memorial. cheers berliner kindl at 4 in the afternoon.

Today was a bad day to be mildly, ever-so-slightly hungover at work :(

Drunken cover letters! I should get Mr. Jaq to try that as he is having no luck with sober ones.

well, i didn't exactly complete it.

See, if I wrote a cover letter whILE drunk, I would expound on my superpowers and language ability! If I drink enough, I find I can speak fluent Spanish, Italian, and a smattering of French. The trick would be getting through the interviews whilst drunk! "Oh, this? I need to keep hydrated, it's just water...glurg glurg glurg...comprende amigo?"

I AM IN UR WANT ADS TAKIN ALL UR JOBZ!

Now, that was strange - why did the ILE in whILE get all linky?

i would walk a mILE along the nILE, over a fragILE campanILE and pILEs of tILEs (i would have to be very agILE), to see a simILE that could be so vILE yet versatILE. and then, though rILEd, i would reconcILE my bILE and live in exILE, whILE drinking chamomILE tea with a smILE, and compILE the fILEs that i had toILEd to defILE, whether they be oILEd, soILEd, or boILEd.

yup, that's pretty weird.

you didn't try to do that?

That's just us testing stuff that might be helpful... It's off now.

ILE ILE ILE ILE

FUNNY

following up on the above cover letter discussion: i wrote it tonight, not drunk. but now i am going to have a drink, to celebrate the successful completion.

but i am not going to get drunk because people, i been drinking too much this week. self, give me a break!

i am not drunk. but i should be.

up that late? sha, yeah.

i'm off the sauce, not cuz i want to be. my nights are quiiiiet.

that'll change soon enough

and how.

as baba ram dass says: be here now.

baba ram dass aka richard alpert

was gonna post that!

who is the crazy new age "guru" who linda whoever from dynasty fell for that lives in tacoma?

linda evans... who was the guru though? not ram dass... ah-ha: j.z. knight! she channeled ramtha, an ancient warrior. yeah?

yeah! and that's why i thought of it, the 'ram___' thing

way back when i first knew LT, a friend of from high school visited. this guy was really into that stuff and so we had to go to some mystic video store in ravenna and rent a ramtha video and a lazarus (some other channeler) video. they got bored watching but i was really into it, because that shit is so fucking weird. into it, you know, in a curious and puzzled way, not in a converted way.

that reminds me that i told a girl at a party about living at the loft recently. i went into some detail, telling her about the death alien cult SD people who ended up there, about the yoga cult, about mursh1d, the building itself, etc. she was 22 and just out of college, and predictably WTF about it. in return she told me about getting kicked off of her college soccer team. didn't compare, really.

baba ram dass a.k.a. baby rum does

does

what happens when opens bottle 6:30 and no one to comanpy / entertain / drink with is this:

drunk early and tired and o friday am i really go to bed befoer 9 o'clock?

really?

seriously/

nah, it can't be. i won't accept this. i'm up and i'm staying up.

that's it, thie final world. on the subjec.t

D

RUNK

DRUNK

so how bad is it that the guy who's been up for >24 with travel can be still up and running and i'm not? bad.

drinx

thred

---- ---- ----
---- bank bunk
blink blank -----
brink ----- -----
---- ---- ----
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
--- ---- ----
fink ----- funk
---- flank flunk
----- frank -----
---- ---- gunk
---- hank hunk
---- ---- junk
kink ---- ----
link lank lunk
mink ---- ----
---- ---- ----
oink ---- ----
pink ---- punk
plink ----- plunk
---- ---- ----
rink rank ----
sink sank sunk
slink ----- slunk
---- tank ----
----- ----- trunk
---- ---- ----
---- ---- ----
wink wank ----
---- ---- ----
---- ---- ----
---- ---- ----

hihi

brother you were up late!

yeah, and you were smart to go to bed

omg i HAD to go to bed. because spinning standing up is even worse than spinning lying down. holy.

This time last night I was in bed, almost asleep. Hahahah

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! argh, no staminas. none. not even 10 pm. is pussy.:(

yay fer autologin remembering passowrd bsuiness. nite!

it was an imperative

and good

Lurker, we invite you to post here when you're drunk. It's fun!

durnk is good people. join the celebration.

heeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEP

every board needs a thread where you drink beer all night but never get drunk

I can only post to drunk threads right before I go to bed, because of the stairs. Alcohol = floor 2, posting = floor 3. It's not right.

posting + alcolhol = same floor = DRUNKER OSTING THATN SHOULD BE ALLOWED!

hi drunk thread, haven't seen you in a while.

well... since sunday, anyway. i guess that's not very long, and proves what a drunk i am.

oh well.

p.s. i prefer the term "lush." thank you for understanding.

yr the lushest and that's what i love

Yes, yes it does and it should always be easy for lushious drunks to find

jaq/. tje dir

wait.

jaq. the drunks over here adore you. thanks for being our friend.

(i had another dutch moment just then.)

is good to be a drunk among friends!

xoxoxoxox

here is a question fo rthe expers

wait

I can't find them

oh, ise drunk now
i can feel it in my jaws

i no wht u mean.

dudez. wheeeee! my eyes are loose.

mr. jaq is out. won't he be surprixed! hahahaha!

I can has all the gins!

this glass is MT again. maybe time 4 h2o

guyz u r the bestest and i totally <3 u and now must sleeps

not even 6 pm and I'm x-eyed on one giant gin martini (on nearly mt stomach)

aww jaq. it's good, right?

it wz good! but then we watched one of the stupidest movies of the 70s and the buzz wore off and now it's time to sleep while the neighborhood explodes.

quick before you go to bed: what movie??

Zardoz

It didn't mix well w/ martinis.

sounds like a sleeping pill!

i think taking zardoz would give me v v bad dreams.

on account of:

http://www.mattniemi.com/images/zardoz.jpg

omg! did NOT NOTICE thigh-high leather boots during the movie!

possibly too distracted by the red diaper?

drunk! and great! i have a personal DJ it is great! and drunk!

xpost jaq lol at red diaper you are teh funneh!

not enough drunks on this board. damn.

that's okay, people, i can hold down this fort while you catch up.

-- lxy, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 05:18 (1 month ago) Link

next time i am drunked i am posting here and also your other drunk threads! if i remember!

o plz do yes!

drunk thread, i<3 u.

shoes off :)

I AM DRUNK

o drunk thread, where have u been?

hi drunk thread. i think i accidentally got a little bit drunk while talking to my sister on the telephone.

hi drunk thread, how come i can only get in here when drinking + tired? just enough for 1 post. sigh. and then good night!

also, it's our anniversary, is that crazy? 4 eyars? really? whoa.

gin, it is just so

nice

so nice.

xox jaq.

here's to u & the mr. 4 years !!!

(i bought swank rum tonight but am drinking (a lot of) beer. fancy that.

HI JAQ ON DRUNK THREAD THANKS FOR COMING

oh shit drunk etc

;alksdejrl;kamergtl;akentl;aknertl;kawertnj

:)

yea huh?

whew. okay today though

i know... and that was all before lingbert called. haha.

monday monday my head hurts. i thought green tea was supposed to be healthy?

drunk thread milk carton:

jaq
tehresa

beer

glad not 2 make the milk cartoon. here and drunjk!

MORE MILK CARTOONS

like a drunk cow cartoon that is interminable but funny

the act of digestion as 25 minute play

cow named BELBE and friends ANTOWN and FELD

(slaughterhouse lurks in the background but isn't a character til season finaly)

three variations on dreamy instead of main, hard-nose, and flighty trio

(cloud consideration)

http://www.missouriskies.org/roll_cloud/roll_cloud_ten.jpg

hi

how are you?

oh hey fine forgot about the free association above. not that drunk and it's kinda early but daaaaaammmmmnnn got through some rum 2nite

i would have respected that 7-11 employee if he'd said, "WTF i cant sell to u, u must be drunk if yr tryin to buy a 24 oz can of Modelo at 130 on a tuesday."

lol. is it time to revive that reminder thread?

srsly

only thing: I FEEL FUCKING GREAT TODAY so okay

well hey hurray!

also, i am drunk!

every board needs a drunk

http://www.mattniemi.com/images/zardoz.jpg

o shit how i get so durnk?

ahahah every time i think "god, i haven't posted on our drunk thread" for a long time and then find it to post on, i realize it hasn't been such a long time after all.

err.

kind of love 4:33 am

OMG

also, OTM

wtf was that night? alex smoke i blame u

G - ZUS

G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS G - ZUS

yes that is elegant

how i like it

all the close ones cared that no one dance more than i did

will i foreer be a fan of the black and white void?

what?

i wondered

all the close ones cared that no one dance more than i did

the music was so good! why those people didn't want to dance?

hola

lol i searched for "drunk tread"

and for once it HAS been a long time since i posted here

hi drunkboxers, how are you tonight?

me, i am getting there.

holy moley

there is one thing and then there is also another thing

hi

what in the hell

oi yoi hihi

yup

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"ORGEON HONEY BEER

"

well hey hi i have to put myself to bed now

except i just want to say orgeon honey bear

let's get there.

we can do it.

duh

hm ameeee

king tubby

lol

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so... yeah

weriously

yese, like that

and so on
, etc.

wine

it's always a question mark

my teeth feel red

underline, underused

i wonder if ask dr. freud has a drunk thread

i thought the "dr." stood for "drunk"

haha

heartbreak house

great play, could be a genre sure

is heartbreak an emotion?

question 4 th exprts

if you two are sad and drunk you can send me sad drunk emails if you want, it is a wet winter twilight here and the light is grainy, i went for a walk in the rain past a house where someone was frying meat with onions, i know i could be sage and kindly.

it's hard to be sad when we have a board this orange in our lives

o no nono, you misunderstand, dear estela. drunk, yes, certainly. sad? no! (i mean, insofar as it's practically fucking impossible to be a person without being all kinds of sad, but despite that, o no!, not sad at all! happy. Happy! HAPPY!!) (but thank you for your sageliness and kindliness. you are very nice.) (also, what he said up there right then. orange.)

i didn't truly think you were sad and i wouldn't have thought so even if this was a plain board that wasn't orange.

we saw 11 different bits of ballet tonight, the end of the season retrospect. there was flower-throwing and ovations. afterwards i went to a party where the artistic director praised the dancers that are leaving. we all watched a blooper clip of dancers falling down

this is the time (and this is a record of the time)

nice to see your black on white again estela

you can send me sad drunk emails anytime, all of you

i will drunk email all of you as soon as i am drunk. can't promise that i'll be sad, though. hope that's okay.

not ok

now i'm sad, but not drunk. this may never work out.

dear one<3, don't be sad (unless it is the nice melancholic kind of sadness which i am all for).

if you wanted you could probably send sad and/or drunk emails to me and max, i think i can confidently speak for him when i say we both have hospitable dewdrop innboxes.

estela, you almost seem too likable to be real

<3 u estela

<3 u all, u are the creme de la internet.

i'm kinda

i don't want to think about what creme de la internet would taste like

EVERY BOARD DOES NEED A DRUNK THREAD BTW

whomever started this thread otm

everyboard needs every kind of thread

this board needs a butter thread and a pinball thread and a general architecture thread

pbr+lemonade+vodka+ice=surprisingly tasty funtimes

what the fuck is up

dang lxy's friends from college know how to put it down. i can't believe i'm not sick (wrote 'not suck' and that makes sense too)

do you guys re,me,ber the song 'mom's drunk'?

everyboard needs a thread called 'i can't believe i'm not hung over'

hi

btw the hangover came hard and swift after i posted, a pbr headache pushin my head into the ground, a day of rum sloshing me around on the ferry. i am only starting to feel normal now, sunday morning from friday night.

lx did u go to a bar with them ormake them up at daria's?

sorry friend. friday was rather decadent wasn't it.

everyone was here last night for drinks, then we went to oliver's twist for drinks and small plates, then back here for more. the 3 of us went late later latest and drink drank drunk.

now they've just left and i may have to take a week off for recovery purposes.

dang lxy's friends from college know how to put it down.

^^yes they certainly do^^

"dang"

oh hello! who loves bourbon? ME!

all other liquor cabinets can eat a dick
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/IMG_0088.jpg

swansons pays me for product placement

i accidentally invented a new drink tonight. it's called "five kinds of fucked up." but i kinda liked it.

what are the five kinds?

1. baby i will take u home
2. baby will u take me home
3. bucket
4. greaselover
5. BLACKOUT

sheet

"just roomates"

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you know lxy you're a mod so you dont really have to suggest anything

lol bass guitarist dance

new zealand men are famous for being terrific dancers.

bring them on

i will outshake them to the ground

i will cheer you on.

'What will you have?'
'I wouldn't mind a whisky.'
'Nor would I, but you'll have to make do with rum.'

The End of the Affair -- Graham Greene

I am not drunk yet, but maybe soon.

drink more!

Yes!

I am only at that heavy-sigh dully peaceful point of consumption, after one large and lovely dark rum + lime + soda.

while i, on the other hand, am DUR?NK!

oh dear

heh :) I do like this rum stuff. Do you think rummy was originally a drinking game?

And then there's gin rummy

I never ghotueh thought of the booze connecstion before

well that's more like it. my fingers are drunk, now.

have now reached the stage of rubbing lime oil in my left eye and thinking i'd be better off aslppe
sigh

aw

every board needs a thread where you can post 'i'm not drunk but i'm posting here anywway'

i'm not drunk but i'm posting here anywway

i'm not drunk but i'm so tired that i might as well be drunk

oh holy shit

no fucking kidding

it was worth it

yes but still

i have exited whatever circle of hell that was WHEW

thinking i might get drunk tonite

thinking i might be drunk tonight

ok it's official

we ran out of club soda on this historic night so i had to invent a new drink it is comprised of rum and lime and champagne and it is called MANDATE

it tastes good but i do not recommend it because of the drunkeness oh holy shit

who wants to drink my election night share, it could be like carbon emissions trading.

i will take this on, my first act of service to a new america

cheers, you are a fine new american

"You are about to go on one of the great journeys of life. Congratulations and go enjoy yourself."

oi yoi yoi but good good good

jj on fluffy bear:

i mean this is a guy who once got sent home from work after election night because his boss could not only smell the whiskey sweats coming off him, but also identify (correctly) the brand of whiskey in question.

― CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 6:31 PM

me: if i brought in cheap gin would you drink it?
boss: if you brought gasoline in i'd drink it

i love me some gin but the cheap stuff ain't worth the pain

well hello.

lol reel around the fountain youtube

whos drunk now

to answer your question, i am drunk now

ctrl-f drnuk comes up red

boss, drinking vitamin water: I WISH THIS WAS BURBOUN

hoi hoi

not drunk, but i have just made the most delicious drink:
juice of 1/2 a fresh grapefruit + gin, shaken, over ice.

simple yet wonderful!

apparently this is called a greyhound.

my understanding is that a greyhound = vodka + grapefruit juice

a cursory google search indicates that my understanding is limited, though not entirely incorrect

the search told me the same thing, max. my sister told me it was a greyhound.

perhaps it is like a martini, where you can have vodka or gin, but all the cool ppl drink them with gin.

that seems most likely

if you add salt to the rim its a salty dog

grapefruit-based drinks are good when you are sick/getting sick. sort of.

maybe i will just consider it preemptive. it is the cold and flu season, right? (aka winter)

gin is much more effective on me than it used to be! i have been sipping slowly for 45 min and am all woozy.

i might be drunk when you get home b/c it's time to medicate my cold with whiskey

oh boy fun!

lol i won't even be able to tell

http://www.morenewmath.com/img/equations/87.gif

haha
early times?

how is it possible that i'm drunk on 3 shorties laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

doesn't mean i'm not gonna keep drinking, mind you

stay fresh for tomorrow yo

come on now, you know i'm always ready to go again

neat

is that how you're drinking them tonight

nah but we outta ice so i joined them with the wine. lol at their drunken boating conversations

figured but never knew for sure until tonight: mojitos are NAST

lollllllllllll

haaaa

jeeeeeeez

drunkrels, eh?

dang speights

oh haha, the beer regret!

dang steinlager u good stuff