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http://2bangkok.com/2bangkok/shanghai/shang09.jpg

it's from here

lxy, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:22 (sixteen years ago) link

wow. in tokyo there was one of these, of tokyo. it was overwhelming and great.

jergins, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 09:09 (sixteen years ago) link

this is a super cute site.

i love how it's written.

lxy, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 05:19 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't know where to put this so i'm putting it here. recent LA fires:

http://lemonodor.com/images/atwater-village-newbie-griffith-park-fire-s.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 11:13 (sixteen years ago) link

that picture is amazing. holy.

lxy, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://baseballrace.com/

jergins, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.monocle.com/

jergins, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 09:56 (sixteen years ago) link

nice nice and nice

this is good

lxy, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://twoxfour.net/#

lxy, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

i really like how the site works. for a quick sampling, look at case studies, IIT.

lxy, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

interesting layout. lots to explore.

jergins, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/321000/321461QvXU_w.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/321500/321581agIF_w.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link

this article give s me a clue as to why the beer here makes me feel shitty:

http://travel.nytimes.com/2007/05/20/travel/20beer.html?ex=1180411200&en=6e35c0e735400761&ei=5070&emc=eta1

jergins, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link

the start of this thread and the revivals might make you feel better about spinning records for your co-workers:
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=8014#unread

jergins, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link

damn those pictures didn't work but here are the links:

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/321000/321461QvXU_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/321500/321581agIF_w.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 10:09 (sixteen years ago) link

oh just forget it

jergins, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 10:09 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.atari7800.com/joe/raiders/strangers.png

jergins, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.dezeen.com/

jergins, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link

this tree down the alley is being cut down today. i am unhappy. we go way back. i can see it from the front porch, from the backs. sometimes it makes me dizzy but most of the time i love watching it, always in motion.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/513677290_c518109904.jpg?v=0

lxy, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

>> Favorite Radio Show

Dave: For some weird reason, the David Lee Roth morning radio show (now defunct). DLR replaced Howard Stern's time slot at KROQ after "the king of all media" made the jump to satellite radio. I'm not sure, but I don't think that David Lee Roth had too many credentials other than the fact that he was a wacky personality that used to tear shit up in the 80's as the frontman of Van Halen, but for some reason KROQ thought it would be a great idea to give him a daily weekday show at 6 in the morning.

Don't get me wrong, this show totally sucked ass in a major way. I used to show up to Battles practice and bitch about how lame the show was that morning. I used to want to call in to the show to tell him how much I thought he was the shit when he was in Van Halen and how much he totally sucks now. His jokes were wicked lame, his stories made absolutely no sense, his whole staff sucked, and he would play really lame music while he talked over it. I totally hated this show, it was like listening to a car crash every morning. It only lasted for a couple months, and as the show got older and people kept calling in and doggin' DLR, the higher-ups at KROQ started to take more stuff away from him, he could no longer play that lame music while he talked; they took away his staff and replaced it with a super-dry Australian guy that had absolutely no chemistry and nothing in common with DLR. Towards the end he was a defeated man; he was fired and the show was taken off the air.

However, almost a year and a half has gone by, and, in retrospect, I now realize that David Lee Roth was really trying to push some boundaries, and as much as his show may have sucked, he really managed to, for better or worse, strike a chord with me. I started to feel bad for him towards the end of the show, I felt how he realized that there could be something better than your average "Mike and the Mad Dog" type shit and he strived for something outside of the box, and the higher-ups cut him back down to size. Thus, DLR is my, in recent memory favorite radio show, he was a man that stood up for mankind and held a mirror up to those fat corporate cats sitting in their cushy office chairs in their safe well-constructed glass boxes that they work within and in a way, said, I dare you to challenge the state of this dystopian society that we've created for ourselves. DLR was, to your average plumber in New Jersey, unsuccessful in his attempt at being a radio show host, but to the artist that dwells within all of us, he was a beacon of light.

jergins, Saturday, 26 May 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

http://library.thinkquest.org/C0127102/images/yellow%20card.gif

jergins, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.pryds.com/pryds/illustrations_pix/dreamman.JPG

jergins, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link

^^don't click that

http://maps.google.com/help/maps/streetview/index.html

jergins, Thursday, 31 May 2007 07:59 (sixteen years ago) link

diagonal mar park in barcelona: everything cool

http://www.mirallestagliabue.com/project.asp?id=51

lxy, Saturday, 2 June 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i16.tinypic.com/2d01bes.jpg

Di daakes'part a di night a when diay soon light

lxy, Monday, 4 June 2007 06:53 (sixteen years ago) link

http://lemonodor.com/images/lady-in-the-water-s.jpg

jergins, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link

can someone (ahem) print this sometime?

http://sonsofsamhorn.net/index.php?showtopic=4100

jergins, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link

ummm my boss?!@?!???!!!

http://www.seattlest.com/archives/2007/05/31/an_interview_with_jen_maier_who_photographed_segway_mom.php

jergins, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 07:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_seth/segwaymomuncut.JPG

jergins, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 07:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1240/532936067_d73f4f694b_b.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 07:31 (sixteen years ago) link

hey lingbert thanx for # -V 0 --vbr-new --add-id3v2 --ignore-tag-errors --ta "%a" --tt "%t" --tg "%m" --tl "%g" --ty "%y" --tn "%n" %s %d. ha ha ZINDAQI EK SAFAR, the first twelve seconds make a great intro to other stuff.

jergins, Thursday, 7 June 2007 05:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I am not a pro, just guy with a lotta mp3s and a dream.

jergins, Thursday, 7 June 2007 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

http://funny.karmark.org/Funny%20pictures/images/19335286661_jpg.jpg

jergins, Monday, 11 June 2007 03:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.romereborn.virginia.edu/

jergins, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link

http://craphound.com/images/staircasedrawers.jpg

jergins, Monday, 11 June 2007 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link

http://imagemosaicgenerator.click42.com/

jergins, Monday, 11 June 2007 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link

http://granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek/

I wish I could send it to my trekkie-lite dad for father's day, but he wouldn't get it.

Jaq, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

i has enlightenment now. thx, jaq!

lxy, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.to-here-knows-when.co.uk/images/PARALLELS.gif

jergins, Thursday, 14 June 2007 03:20 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread proves once and for all that keith is a saint.

lxy, Thursday, 14 June 2007 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/shirts/elitistdiagram740black.gif

jergins, Saturday, 16 June 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

credit: amon

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/mikeford/umad1dx.gif

jergins, Sunday, 17 June 2007 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

that last one might belong in the Uhh thread.

lxy, Sunday, 17 June 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.megamax.ua/img/serv_kredit.gif

jergins, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 07:09 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.hoft.jp/rogo12.jpg

jergins, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 07:10 (sixteen years ago) link

my new favorite phrase:

I feel all frustrater.

lxy, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/40/79558028_60668732dc.jpg

jergins, Sunday, 24 June 2007 06:44 (sixteen years ago) link

tito puente goes off

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5ZW7p0dnLss

jergins, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 05:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.matrifocus.com/BEL06/images/trans.gif

jergins, Saturday, 30 June 2007 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link

uhh thread?

lxy, Saturday, 30 June 2007 06:38 (sixteen years ago) link

where plz?

lxy, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:12 (sixteen years ago) link

no idea. if forced to guess i'd say singapore

jergins, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 04:58 (sixteen years ago) link

berlin webcams

lxy, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.boingboing.net/images/teddygirl.jpg

jergins, Thursday, 5 July 2007 07:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://boldtype.com/issues/jul2007/designby/img/cover.jpg

jergins, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t

jergins, Sunday, 8 July 2007 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link

not posting the image because it's enormous. but you should go look because it's v v cool.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Giant_planes_comparison.svg#file

lxy, Sunday, 8 July 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

http://mocoloco.com/archives/art_lebedev_ridibundi.jpg

jergins, Friday, 13 July 2007 08:58 (sixteen years ago) link

hey those are cute!

lxy, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.purple.com/purple.html

lxy, Saturday, 14 July 2007 03:16 (sixteen years ago) link

YAAAAAOOOWWW

jergins, Saturday, 14 July 2007 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Q: Who are you splitting this ounce with?
A: My roommate's ex-husband and this guy who's kind of a shut-in.

lxy, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.londondesignfestival.com/Gallery.aspx?id=1787

jergins, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 05:06 (sixteen years ago) link

can't decide between uhh and i call bullshit, so here it goes:

from the IT help desk manager:

Do we install the software or do you? If we install it, where is the software available?

give me a goddamn fucking break you perennial asswipe.

lxy, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link

The Gyros Project

lxy, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Photos of Japanese sewers--V V impressive!

jergins, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

so yesterday i did the manual labor until like 9pm. drywall, framing all the shit. then i was like, i think i'll go climb a 12300 ft. mountain. (this is where things get gringi5h!)
so i pack my pack, pack my pipe (exhaust pipe with a banana. that joke is still funny even when it's my car!) and i drove up to the mt. got on the trail solo at 10:38 last night (course nobody wants to night hike. wtf). hiked till 12:25. threw the bag down to sleep at like 11300 ft. smoked, perfect. woke up at 8. summited and back to truck by 12::22 this afternoon. anyways, 2 things happened. chipmunks almost ate me alive in the fashion of a swarm of red ants or giant flock of birds. on the summit, those fuckers were after me. well, basically i stayed still and then they started crawling on me and licking my sweat. grooooosss! OMG!
so i thought, hey, i'm like the chipmunk whisperer (heady points?). BUT THEN. walking off the summit, oh look what is right in the trail on the ridge of a mt... a big fucking big horn sheep. he was pissed. he was sort of tryin to step to me. which is hilarious because as brett knows, when you hike alone, especially at night but really anytime, you will have a recurring thought about an animal attacking you and you killing it with bare hands, a walking stick, and your knife. always the knife. then you'd be on the cover of a local newspaper and you mentally write the outline for the story and think about the quotes you'll say to the reporters. brett, if i'm wrong, tell me. so last night i was thinking if a big horn started charging me, my quote would be "hey, i just gave it the matador treatment, i held out my pack, let him hit that, then sunk my knife in his side and his momentum ripped him open from shoulder to hip. no big deal, this sort of thing just happens in the wild. "
so there the sheep is, and i'm like "hey, dont ram me" and he keeps like walking closer to me trying to punk me. meanwhile i have my knife in one hand and my cam in the other. and i was near a tree i figured i'd use for cover if shit got real. i remember mentally changing the newspaper story to incorporate the tree, while it was happening. but i just gave him space and he chilled.

-- river wolf, Thursday, July 19, 2007 1:11 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

jergins, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link

THIS LINK IS TOTALLY WORTH CLICKING, PEOPLE

Old Los Angeles Postcards

jergins, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

tru

lxy, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

makes me think stencils

lxy, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

yesyesyes

jergins, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link

http://thinklab.typepad.com/think_lab/images/photojojo_photoblocks.jpg

jergins, Thursday, 26 July 2007 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.goneliving.com/china/the_bund_sightseeing_tunnel.html

jergins, Monday, 6 August 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link

http://suckapants.com/2007/05/you-know-better-than-to-think-things.html

jergins, Monday, 13 August 2007 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link

holy shit!

lxy, Monday, 13 August 2007 06:56 (sixteen years ago) link

i mean in a good way.

lxy, Monday, 13 August 2007 06:56 (sixteen years ago) link

much of the comments on slog sound like something off of Rush Limbaugh's website anymore.
I think I am just going to stop posting anything else. It really is arguing with the mentally retarded.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | August 17, 2007 12:13 PM

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Cato @8 - are you a NW native?

You used this odd colloquialism in your post I only hear from Seattle born and raised. You use the word "anymore" in an affirmative way, rather than negative. In my mind, "anymore" is what you say when the sentiment is negative or something has ceased to be a certain way. "we don't do that anymore." Your sentance above sounds strange to me, I would have used the word "nowadays".

Everytime I hear "anymore" used this way, it always stops me in my tracks. The only people I have heard say it are natives, like my friend and his mom, both of which are from Seattle.

Just curious....

Posted by rubyred | August 17, 2007 12:28 PM

jergins, Friday, 17 August 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Yet in a few hold-outs, where history played odd tricks, Art Deco still dominates. Their names are surprising: Napier in New Zealand, rebuilt in one go after an earthquake in 1931; Miami Beach; the Eritrean capital Asmara, a masterpiece from the age of the brief Italian empire.

jergins, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link

if you're in the mood to cry this might just do the trick

jergins, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

dear lady at work whose mother and husband died on consecutive days: even though you are mean and terrible to work with, i am still very sad for you.

lxy, Thursday, 6 September 2007 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man, that baseball story.

lxy, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

i know. sorry

jergins, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link

this is worth printing and reading

jergins, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

unfunny comic references Gabriel Ananda

jergins, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link

oh shit this is funny

lxy, Thursday, 20 September 2007 05:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Pros: Secret cock. Elegant, gracefully curved testes
Cons: Thin, reedy shaft

jergins, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I See A New Stencil Idea In Your Future

jergins, Friday, 21 September 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r90/RpHones84/twinks/Twinkieman.jpg

jergins, Saturday, 22 September 2007 06:09 (sixteen years ago) link

even though this is not exactly your style, it's worth watching

jergins, Thursday, 27 September 2007 06:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/09/controlbong.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

haha

amon, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Nintendo's women gamers could transform market

jergins, Thursday, 11 October 2007 09:10 (sixteen years ago) link

golf

lxy, Thursday, 11 October 2007 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link

wii yoga lol

jergins, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

i know! i want that!

lxy, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

http://seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_james/manwmoviecamera.jpg

jergins, Monday, 15 October 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Adrian Ryan on Ellen

If you’re like me, a fat Midwestern stay-at-home mom, you depend on the antics of spunky dykes with optimistic attitudes to get you through your drab, suicidal late mornings/early afternoons.

jergins, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/soviet_science_fiction

jergins, Saturday, 3 November 2007 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link

japanese sewers amazing

Lingbert, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1033/1261445506_81c65450a0_m.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.boomkat.com/media/stock_images/hotflush-spacentime-sampler.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 03:55 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

World's cheapest car is called Tata Nano. LOL!

http://www.dancewithshadows.com/autoindia/images/tata-mdi-air-car.jpg

lxy, Saturday, 12 January 2008 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link

world's cutest car!

jergins, Saturday, 12 January 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

it looks like something out of super mario galaxy

jergins, Saturday, 12 January 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Early rap/hip-hop/roller-disco flyers, NYC, 1979-1983

jergins, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link

it is easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork

lxy, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

hmm

jergins, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link

we love to build

jergins, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

look at this squat in brooklyn, it totally reminds me of berlin

jergins, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.imposemagazine.com/photos/2008/01/batcave26.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

cologne cathedral controversy lol

lxy, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

that^ actually looks really cool. i like the pixelated look

idme morality check

jergins, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link

idme morality check

jergins, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link

The Environ Bar Mitzvah

jergins, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link

watching a back hoe in action is a thing to behold

http://www.anderton-kitchen.com/pagecontent/backhoe/backhoe-loader.jpg

it is so balletic

lxy, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.picturesofwalls.com/

jergins, Monday, 17 March 2008 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.innertrax.com/

jergins, Sunday, 30 March 2008 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link

so this is china

lxy, Sunday, 30 March 2008 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k89/rhaniens/53039.jpg

jergins, Thursday, 10 April 2008 06:57 (sixteen years ago) link

polmo polpo means octopus lung

lxy, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

no shit?

jergins, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link

^^ from the world's scariest runways here

http://www.travelandleisure.com/articles/the-worlds-scariest-runways
http://www.travelandleisure.com/slideshows/the-worlds-scariest-runways/

jergins, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

HOT Oslo Opera House
http://www.arcspace.com/architects/snoehetta/oslo_opera/oslo_opera.html

jergins, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.arcspace.com/architects/snoehetta/oslo_opera/19oslo_opera.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link

http://lineout.thestranger.com/files/2008/04/santogoldcover.jpg

jergins, Thursday, 1 May 2008 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.discogs.com/release/94233

Various 500 Lock-Grooves By 500 Artists
Packaged in a gatefold sleeve.

jergins, Friday, 2 May 2008 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

As you may know, this was the largest high school class in U.S. history.

i did not know

lxy, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

my office smells like w33d ????

lxy, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Two guys by the name of Silas and Jamal decided to one day smoke something magical, which eventually helps them to ace their college entrance exam. This eventually lands them in Harvard, where they're surrounded by the world of Ivy Leaguers. Although their new lifestyle is much different from back home, they kept on having fun until their supernatural smoke runs out. Now, they are on their own and they have to rely on each other to survive.

jergins, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

http://blog.prospect.org/blog/ezraklein/urbandensity.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

1 hectare = 2.47105381 acres

lxy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

NEATO OLD TRAFFIC SIGNAL

jergins, Monday, 2 June 2008 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3004/2547716530_2cf982c2e3.jpg

jergins, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/06/stalags.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't know where to put this so i'm putting it here.

it could go in SEATTLE, it's raining, Uhh, we deserve better, he took a cruise with some guy, or the i call bullshit thread:

lady in the elevator: "well, considering it's juneuary out there...."

lxy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link

haha

jergins, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

ur right

lx didja look at the old traffic signal link? u should

jergins, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

yes! i love it.

lxy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

The Disco Handbook

jergins, Thursday, 5 June 2008 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

on the website for my bio class, my instructor wrote:
"You were a great class! Have an awesome summer and stay cool, lol."

Lingbert, Saturday, 14 June 2008 03:51 (fifteen years ago) link

stay cool, lol

lxy, Saturday, 14 June 2008 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link

in Osaka
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2297/2484238765_f2cc082a2a.jpg

jergins, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link

amon, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/jumper.jpg

jergins, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

sunshine calisthenics

jergins, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.goneliving.com/china/the_bund_sightseeing_tunnel.html

-- jergins, Monday, 6 August 2007 21:15 (11 months ago) Link

http://suckapants.com/2007/05/you-know-better-than-to-think-things.html

-- jergins, Monday, 13 August 2007 00:23 (10 months ago) Link

haha i found these links buried in the hidden posts. suckapants' list of observations is pretty otm and pretty lol

lxy, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link

http://static.wallpaper.com/images/186_chaumont_am300608_f.jpg

jergins, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-07/no-ho-zone.jpg

jergins, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

plans for the high line in NYC (aka u love slide shows):
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/06/25/nyregion/0625-high_index.html

jergins, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/07/40989195-1.jpg

jergins, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

The 2.2 km (1.4 miles) long Lefortovo Tunnel in Russia is the fifth longest ‘in-city’ tunnel in all of Europe. There is a river running over it and water leaks at some points. When the temperature reaches minus 38 degrees, like it did last winter, the road freezes and the result is this video taken during a single day with the tunnel camera.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fLW3OiH8OQ&hl=en

jergins, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

A display by the Italian Motorcycle Police in the 1950's.

jergins, Friday, 18 July 2008 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

still trippin on the zimbabwe money
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44855000/jpg/_44855174_100bn_afp226.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link

India media condemns vote 'taint'

jergins, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1097/1478458606_e8b4724d09.jpg

lxy, Thursday, 24 July 2008 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link

i have so much i don't know where to put

jergins, Friday, 25 July 2008 05:18 (fifteen years ago) link

put it here

lxy, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/testuser5_jul2008_3_lowres_front_jb.jpg
Artwork by Körner Union

jergins, Friday, 25 July 2008 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link


http://www.tu.tv/img/tranparente.gif

lxy, Saturday, 26 July 2008 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link

gayest l&j thread yet

jergins, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

and that's saying a lot, what with the kyle countdown

jergins, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.littlewhiteearbuds.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/028.jpg

jergins, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

holy shit at the 2 golden guys

Lingbert, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.greatnorthroad.org/bboard/images/0212/kitwe_01.jpg

jergins, Friday, 1 August 2008 07:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't know where to put my feelings so i put them here

jergins, Saturday, 2 August 2008 06:56 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

jergins, Saturday, 2 August 2008 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/oohtandembike/doors.jpg

amon, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/08/2750494269_a6a380868e_o.jpg

jergins, Monday, 11 August 2008 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb152/twinkelijn/underconstruction.jpg

jergins, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

To make a left turn from Rosanov Street to the adjacent Khoroshev Street, you will have to...
http://static.flickr.com/103/304387953_3e41e86945_o.jpg

jergins, Sunday, 17 August 2008 08:21 (fifteen years ago) link

747 Landing - St.Maarten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAfQwDizpRo&hl=en

jergins, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.madeinqueensfilm.com/bike-basszilla.html#images/bike-basszilla-7.jpg

Four 16 volt car batteries powering four 15” bass speakers in back, two 6.5” mids over two 6x9” mids up front. Two 3000 watt bass amps and one 2000 watt mids amp. DVD touch screen with navigation and music equalizer. 22 tooth chainring. Heavy duty chain, rims, tires and custom-welded support brackets.

jergins, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

:]

amon, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link

http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif

lxy, Saturday, 23 August 2008 01:59 (fifteen years ago) link

olympics thread or riddims query or Rum Appreciation???????

Deejay Vybz Kartel has lauded the achievements of the Jamaican athletes in Beijing, China in a statement issued through his publicity team today that spoke to the 'mindblowing display of raw Jamaican talent' on full display on the international scene.

"Congrats to Mr. Bolt, Shelly Ann Fraser and the entire Olympic team for yet another mind-blowing display of raw Jamaican talent, strength and determination. Usain and Asafa Powell will undoubtedly go down in history as two of the greatest male athletes ever," the statement said.

"And I have to give special congratulations to the women who created history with a clean sweep in the 100 metres final. Our Jamaican women are world-beaters in almost every endeavour or occupation. Overall, the Jamaican Olympic team has proven that with combined effort, teamwork and humility, we can indeed conquer the unconquerable and achieve what was thought before to be impossible and I lift my hat to them and congratulate them with all my heart."

He also added jokingly that he would be coming to the nighclub to celebrate and drink 'Vybz Rum with the athletes'.

amon, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Aug 26, 2008
Sometimes I wonder if people on the street think about me as much as I think about them. Probably not.

jergins, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Giant clams two feet long might have helped feed prehistoric humans as they first migrated out of Africa, new research reveals.

The species, Tridacna costata, once accounted for more than 80 percent of giant clams in the Red Sea, researcher now say. Today, these mollusks, the first new living species of giant clam found in two decades, represent less than 1 percent of giant clams living there.

jergins, Friday, 29 August 2008 06:12 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.castrealspells.com/

that special someone (jergins), Sunday, 7 September 2008 06:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Sitar Beat Indian Style Heavy Funk vol. 1

Avienda Q (jergins), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 07:47 (fifteen years ago) link

how did i miss the digital manual?

lxy, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

http://k53.pbase.com/u18/jmollivier/upload/36228290.005.JPG

lxy, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link

http://ciadefoto.wordpress.com/

sonny (jergins), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

this is so cool

sonny (jergins), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

lxy, Thursday, 25 September 2008 01:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Book Description
You?ve seen them at weddings and in clubs. You?ve heard them on the radio. DJs who get paid for talking, playing music, and having fun. Now you can, too. "How to Be a DJ" shows you how. You?ll learn all about the three different types of Disc Jockey jobs?radio, nightclub and bar, and mobile. "How to Be a DJ" gives you everything you?ll need to be successful in all three fields by showing you how to get started and how to get ahead. Learn the major advantages and disadvantages of each field. Covers group dynamics, contests and promotions, music, equipment, terminology, trade secrets, and so much more. Get ready to fulfill your DJ dreams!

From the Publisher
Here's another very informative but fun book by Chuck Fresh, author of "All About Chicks." Fresh details his years of DJ experience to help new DJs learn about this crazy line of work. We've received many great compliments on this book!

jergins, Thursday, 25 September 2008 07:42 (fifteen years ago) link

the cats that go boom

your friend the drunk (jergins), Sunday, 5 October 2008 06:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Russian Nerds Party
http://englishrussia.com/?p=2040#more-2040

h.i.m. (jergins), Monday, 6 October 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

omg i love russian nerds and russian trains

lxy, Monday, 6 October 2008 23:08 (fifteen years ago) link

those russian 'nerd' girls are hot as hell

h.i.m. (jergins), Monday, 6 October 2008 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

i know! the boys are pretty cute too.

lxy, Monday, 6 October 2008 23:18 (fifteen years ago) link

i thought elton john died b/c i kept hearing songs by him on the radio today.

but apparently he didn't since i don't see a rip thread on ilx.

lxy, Sunday, 12 October 2008 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link

get drunk and start one and quote candle in the wind lyrics

qwarie (jergins), Sunday, 12 October 2008 06:43 (fifteen years ago) link

and then realize you hate that song but now it's in your head and you know what, you deserve it, for being so heartless

qwarie (jergins), Sunday, 12 October 2008 06:44 (fifteen years ago) link

just cuz i never want to hear another elton john song as long as i live doesn't mean i wish for him to be dead. jeez.

lxy, Sunday, 12 October 2008 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.designboom.com/eng/interview/sanaa/13.jpg

jergins, Saturday, 18 October 2008 02:05 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.inhabitat.com/wp-content/uploads/tianjin1.jpg

jergins, Saturday, 18 October 2008 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/SOUNDWAVE_47/moonwalk.gif

jergins, Monday, 20 October 2008 02:47 (fifteen years ago) link

pancake tits walks with more of a swagger than you'd expect for someone named pancake tits

jergins, Monday, 20 October 2008 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I LOVE TEDDY PENDERGRASS

jergins, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

http://blogs.usatoday.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/27/q1x00062_9.jpg
it's painted on the floor of an ikea store in beijing

lxy, Saturday, 25 October 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.medicalopera.com/

jelky, Monday, 27 October 2008 05:11 (fifteen years ago) link

DJ Bone’s weary and distorted tenor, which laments artists who “replicate” and a “circus world” with no chance of escape, contrasts with unrelenting progressions and the metallic upstroke intensifying with each passing measure. Only the hope that music and dancing offer some reprieve from everyday life keeps the existential dread at bay; the instrumental mix is perhaps a bit friendlier to fragile minds.

jergins, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link

seven brides for seven brothers

jergins, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 07:36 (fifteen years ago) link

a man outside work just now, he was letting squirrels run up his body to get to the peanuts clutched in his hands

jergins, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

With dazzling special effects, bravura thrills and a story that boldly spins into the unexpected, this is an event spectacle to see and see again.

Lingbert, Thursday, 30 October 2008 02:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.pixolu.de/#

jergins, Thursday, 30 October 2008 06:54 (fifteen years ago) link

jergins, Thursday, 30 October 2008 07:09 (fifteen years ago) link

^^from 2:30 on

jergins, Thursday, 30 October 2008 07:13 (fifteen years ago) link

i've seen that, those dudes are nuts

amon, Thursday, 30 October 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link

person we love: Sylvester, Queen of Disco

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Sylvester_portrait_.jpg

lxy, Friday, 31 October 2008 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

sugar cube sculpture!
http://www.brendanjamison.com/sugarcube.html

jergins, Friday, 31 October 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2156/2434200018_2131dbc716.jpg

jergins, Saturday, 1 November 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/jpeg/PIA04963.jpg

jergins, Saturday, 1 November 2008 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

The Richat Structure, a prominent circular feature in the Sahara desert of Mauritania near Ouadane, has attracted attention since the earliest space missions because it forms a conspicuous bull's-eye in the otherwise rather featureless expanse of the desert. It has a diameter of almost 30 miles and has become a landmark for space shuttle crews.

jergins, Saturday, 1 November 2008 23:17 (fifteen years ago) link

wow, these:
http://www.rivkah-young.de/deutsch/colorium/colorium.html

GOOD LUCK USA (jergins), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

one co-worker to another: "i heard you wipe your ass with rainbows."

jergins, Sunday, 9 November 2008 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/photos/djll/sets/72157608369709836/?page=1

jergins, Thursday, 20 November 2008 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i narrowly avoided being spit on by a chinese with a limp

jergins, Friday, 21 November 2008 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link

oh god oh god oh god the crazy christian junk collector neighbor is hollering to the liberal former union organizer neighbor about how barack obama is going to form his own security force of black panthers it is so painful ow ow ouch

lxy, Saturday, 22 November 2008 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

http://home.hetnet.nl/~paslen/fit/fibonacci.gif

lxy, Monday, 24 November 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i just remembered--hadn't thought about it in years--that we used to measure rooms in japan by how many tatami mats they were. i got good at eyeballing them too: "oh, that's gotta be a 6 mat room."

jergins, Monday, 24 November 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

(everyone measures them that way. nothing special except i got damn good at it)

jergins, Monday, 24 November 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

oh shit i just spelled Dennis as DENACE. maybe i am loosing my mind

jergins, Monday, 24 November 2008 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe you have a screw lose

lxy, Monday, 24 November 2008 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

"that girl, she got a screw to lose."

jergins, Monday, 24 November 2008 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

i got a work email with the subject line "Yellow Card" and was all "WTF did i do wrong??!" but it turns out i have to edit something that is printed on yellow card stock, which goes by the colloquial name "Yellow Card"

lxy, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.washington.edu/students/osfa/images/73346730_4.jpg

Lingbert, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link

congrats btw

jergins, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 01:20 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/ashortguideto.jpg

jergins, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link

The last years, the ones in Paris, were obviously more represented, but small fragments of my past lives, in different hearts and places, found hospitality beside them. Each of them was a potential gate to my past life, to use in case of sentimental or emotional needs, or in case of a sudden lack of references, or just for fun.

That pile of luggage hid a high potential of experiences, a surplus value deriving from their actual space-time location and from my mental state. The casual condition was linked to the travel I was starting.

My train arrived and I went towards the cabin I had booked. After some time my train departed. When it started moving, the pendulum of my life stopped for a long extra-dimensional moment.

jergins, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ my dad's wife: if you have to put reminders around to listen to your hypnosis tapes, they probably aren't working

jergins, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link

kind of supports your theory that they're going to disappear into an ashram.

lxy, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link

if she doesn't forget.

lxy, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link

i took this of the tv why because i am 14
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/1227667087.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i must be 14 too b/c i laughedoutloud

lxy, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link

i drove across the lake this morning. when i got up, at the house, i could see that low fog covered the lake. i couldn't see the city. it seemed like i was looking out at the ocean. when i drove across i drove into the fog bank, on the bridge, the fog surrounded me and i couldn't see the suburbs in my rearview. then the university and then the city came into view, all lit up, sun shining, fog gone.

jergins, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

co-worker: "the burger place has pumpkin shakes now DAMNN BOOYAAH IT'S LIKE DRINKING A PIE!"

jergins, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

coworkers are going crazy over this right now:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

jergins, Saturday, 29 November 2008 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

so this is what it would be like if i had a board to myself. just...writing to myself. for myself. um. that would be boring. it'd be like playing drums by myself.

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

i've written really really long things, like non-internet ones; that makes sense for the by/for myself. this though, what would be the point.

maybe i'd take a picture of myself every day. if it were really private.

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

on saturday night i was the boss of the place and i ran shit like a hellof tough captain of a ship but things happened, things worth recording:

a woman had a stroke and we had to call 911.

a man wandered in at intermission, accosted the service staff, then plunked himself down on a sofa in the lobby. i got called--in the middle of my reports--and went in and sat with him. at first he was belligerent, maybe drunk, when i was standing over him, but then i sat across from him and we got to talking. it turns out he was crazy. (i was 98% sure at that point he wasn't a patron). he told me about his house in Kona. he wouldn't let me touch his ID. he explained that his ID was a secret ID, from the CIA, with codes on the back. as we chatted i waited and wondered where security was. they'd been called at least 5 minutes earlier, an eon in crazypersontime. at one point we were talking and chatting and laughing and turned to the head usher (there were about 15 people watching this all go down) and yelled WHERE IS SECURITY?? and then turned back to the man and he kept talking like nothing had happened. lol. security eventually did show up and picked him up by the scruff of the neck and ran him out the front doors. turned out he had a restraining order and was not allowed on campus for 5 days. i was sick through all of this.

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

hi jergins, you are not just writing to yourself, i am reading your posts avidly.

estela, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link

lxy's home soon so we'll get to hear all about portland i hope!!

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

no, i can't post till i vacuum.

lxy, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

oopsie.

lxy, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

i can't post till i vacuum.

see u in 2012!

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

lol!

lxy, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

oopsie again.

lxy, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link

hi lxy! i hope you had a beautiful time in portland.

estela, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

hihi estela! yes i did thank you!

lxy, Monday, 1 December 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link

(i vacuumed, by the way. hurray me.)

lxy, Monday, 1 December 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link

excusemeiamrightherejeez

lxy, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

oh shit wrong thread after all that

lxy, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:24 (fifteen years ago) link

what i wrote in my report
• A few minutes into the second act I was called to the grand lobby. A man had accosted Savor staff, calling them names. I remembered him as soon as I saw him, having shooed him away for smoking too near the door. He’d given me grief at the time, and as I approached I was ready for more. Unsure whether he was a patron or not—my gut said no—I stood over him, asking for a ticket. He was belligerent to begin with, but then I sat down, and the two of us sat there eye to eye and he calmed some. He told me his name, Alan Wallace King, and about his house on Kona. He showed me the secret ID the CIA had given him. When he paused for breath I asked for the ticket he couldn’t provide, the name of the friend he couldn’t come up with. As he talked I turned to head usher Jim, standing with a group, watching me, and hollered out, “WHERE IS SECURITY?” That didn’t faze Alan Wallace King, He kept talking. Five minutes later, an eternity in crazy person time, security showed up, forcefully ejecting Mr. King out of the venue onto the street and into the night. It was then that we found out about the restraining order, and that he was not allowed on Seattle Center grounds. Good night, Mr. King!

jergins, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link

do you think the cia will be mad that you ejected him?

max max max max, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link

max i don't think he is really a cia agent

lxy, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link

ps jergins nice report!

lxy, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i guess i misunderstood the story i thought he had a cia id

max max max max, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link

fresh fires

jergins, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

an apple the size of a house

jergins, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

a hearse took my parking spot

jergins, Saturday, 6 December 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

empty i hope

lxy, Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

it's a sign

jergins, Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link

are you being dire?

lxy, Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

more like end of an era, need to quit my job

jergins, Saturday, 6 December 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

ah okay, carry on then

lxy, Saturday, 6 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

"you been smoking sesame seeds."

jergins, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (fifteen years ago) link

unrelated btw^

jelky, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (fifteen years ago) link

when i drove in the garage today this man looked up from his motorcycle like he'd never seen another moving vehicle. his mouth hung open.

jergins, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe he was expecting a hearse

lxy, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link

he reminded me of Laotian villagers that had never seen anything bigger than a tricked-out tuk tuk

jergins, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

i took my coat to the dry cleaners today. the girl asked what the stain was from. i said i didn't know.

wouldn't you hate that part of the job, asking after stains?

jergins, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link

it was the kind of thing where i could think of a dozen 'funny' rejoinders after, but was glad to mumble that i didn't know.

jergins, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link

"semen and mustard obviously"

jergins, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.alwaysjukin.com/

jergins, Thursday, 11 December 2008 09:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/lhr-1.jpg

jergins, Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link

jergins, Thursday, 11 December 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

"i know it is very human-like because children cry when it makes angry face."

lxy, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link

adam yamaguchi, the asian-american version of aj benza <3<3 he can be my host any time

lxy, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

push my cheek

jergins, Friday, 12 December 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

a midget in a tuxedo just asked me for BofA's 800 number!

jergins, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:08 (fifteen years ago) link

i happen to have that handy:

800-442-6680

lxy, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link

so did yahoo answers thank u very much

jergins, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link

my life's kind of funny when it's not sucking shit

jergins, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

"excuse my breach"

jelky, Sunday, 14 December 2008 07:46 (fifteen years ago) link

you didn't know where to put it because you couldn't find any threads, huh

lxy, Sunday, 14 December 2008 07:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i know where to put this because it's the first thread

jelky, Sunday, 14 December 2008 08:12 (fifteen years ago) link

a homeless man that had drunk a bottle of aftershave just hugged me

jergins, Monday, 15 December 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

socotra
http://jazzkinda.livejournal.com/12164.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socotra

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

love this one:

http://www.sundog.ru/lj/socotra35.jpg

lxy, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

cool pix
the wiki's worth reading. looove islands i've never heard of.

jergins, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

what a bizarre-looking place. the amazing things you discover via The latest 50 images posted to Live Journal. this was the pic that sucked me in: http://www.sundog.ru/lj/socotra44.jpg

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

"The chief products of the island are dates, ghee, tobacco, and fish."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Ghee_jar.jpg

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

PURE COW GHEE

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

i wonder if that goat's gonna faint.

tehresa, Monday, 15 December 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

porch q&a:
at what point does gasoline freeze?

internet:
Roughly -120 F I say roughly because there are different factors at play, for instance the alcohol content, the content of paraffins, the content of water, leaded, unleaded, octane blah - all have a bearing on the answer.

lxy:
we'll freeze before the gas

jelky, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

http://awoko.org/

jergins, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.visual-literacy.org/periodic_table/periodic_table.html

lxy, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @/with my sister:
how much did you get from the divorce?
"ten thousand. it worked out to 26 dollars a day. not worth it!"

jergins, Thursday, 25 December 2008 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link

can't believe this dumb ho wants to be an accountant. 26$ a day would = just over a year. girl was married 2+ years.

jergins, Thursday, 25 December 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

well if she can turn 10 thousand into 20 thousand just like that, maybe i want her as my accountant

lxy, Thursday, 25 December 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

panoramic photographs

lxy, Friday, 26 December 2008 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

sometimes i think i need a work story thread and then i remember it's better to keep it here on the quiet:

one stagehand hit on another stagehand's 14 year old daughter last night.

today the stagehand dad headbutted and sent to the hospital the lecherous stagehand, all upstage left, a half hour before the show.

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:34 (fifteen years ago) link

holy fucking shit

lxy, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i know right!

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link

you weren't there: dammit! OR thank the lord! ?

lxy, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link

!!! definitely both i would think.

estela, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link

i wasn't there. 2nd hand story.

also someone was veeeeeeeeery drunk backstage last night and then his mom (age 70?) showed up and cussed him out in front of his whole family.

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link

lol!

estela, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

update:
headbutter - fired
headbuttee - in hospital

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link

wow your work is crazy. my work story is way less funny/interesting:

so this girl i work(ed) with sometimes, who is a 'gender studies' grad student and likes to use the words 'commnicate' and 'communication' as often as possible, always stressing the importance of both, and yet somehow managing to be the most inarticulate person i've met (see: a 10 minute voicemail just to tell me i'm working saturday), has just resigned. she is annoying as fuck and i have bitched about her constantly since beginning this job; i find her patronising, boring, self righteous etc etc. but now i got this email today:

I also wanted to let you know, that it has been so great getting to know you. You are a terrific person, and I don't think work would have been quite as enjoyable if it wasn't for working alongside you. Good luck with all your future endeavors. I really hope that we can stay in touch. Take care, and I wish you and Jordan happy holidays.

smoove operator, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link

i really hope we don't stay in touch.

smoove operator, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link

goodness, i am kind of a bitch, aren't i??

smoove operator, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link

haha no
that's the kind of stuff that always happens to me: warm feelings on their side, seething hatred barely contained on mine

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

for the bored among you, you're probably already reading this thread, but it is a wonder:
What's the farthest you've ever gone in a movie theater?

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah xp same here. maybe i have gotten better in the past few years but i get those kinds of special messages from people once in a while and i'm thinking "but i think you're awful!" and then i feel guilty but it's probably normal

harbl, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link

sandbox unity

lxy, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link

it makes me never want to sit in a movie theater

harbl, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah... then i start thinking: 'do ppl feel this way about ME - ppl i like who secretly hate ME??' :(

smoove operator, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:29 (fifteen years ago) link

is normal ilx broken right now?

smoove operator, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:30 (fifteen years ago) link

no
seriously, i've wondered about the that too, people who are acting nice but secretly hate me. but why would they hate me? what's to hate?

anyway, i try not to be too nice to people i figure i'll never see again.

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:31 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck people who don't like me. probably i hated them before they hated me.

lxy, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:34 (fifteen years ago) link

people who might secretly hate me = dirt off my shoulder

max max max max, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean i say that but secretly i have deathly social anxiety and hate it when people dont like me

max max max max, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

not actually that secret btw

max max max max, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:36 (fifteen years ago) link

i try to have same attitude, i.e who cares if someone doesn't like me? but easier said than done. altho if i don't like someone i don't really give a shit if they don't like me either.

smoove operator, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:37 (fifteen years ago) link

this is the second time in two days that i've trouble loading reg. ilx. hmmm.

smoove operator, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link

i am even sometimes afraid that people who obviously like me are just pretending! like i unconsciously think that everyone else loves to go out of their way to pretend they like people they hate. that's totally unreasonable lol. but i don't care about people that clearly don't like me, they can eat dicks

harbl, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:42 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't know where to put this so i'm putting it here

harbl, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't think i've dreaded an intermission as much as the one that's about to start

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link

it's one of those nights

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link

more headbutting about to happen?

smoove operator, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link

:(

lxy, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:29 (fifteen years ago) link

we shall see...

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:29 (fifteen years ago) link

you'll be okay. just watch out for brontosaurus!

lxy, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link

when my intuition tingles it TINGLES

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link

like not even able to sit down and there's always a motherfucking reason

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link

two of the drunkest people i've ever seen at a show, out in the lobby drinking doubles, hollering and dancing

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

thankfully they didn't want back in the show, just left, situation avoided whew

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i also had a backstage tour no one told me about but that was no biggie

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

were they drunk dancing ballet

lxy, Sunday, 28 December 2008 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link

for the bored among you, you're probably already reading this thread, but it is a wonder:
What's the farthest you've ever gone in a movie theater?

― jergins, Sunday, December 28, 2008 1:27 AM (4 hours ago

this always sounded appealing to me

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 06:14 (fifteen years ago) link

wanna go see the new james bond tomorrow?

jelky, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:11 (fifteen years ago) link

from Hurlstone Jackson's Celtic Miscellany a translation of a Gaelic incantation to accompany the plucking of yarrow:

"I will pick the smooth yarrow that my figure may be more elegant, that my lips may be warmer, that my voice may be more cheerful; may my voice be like a sunbeam, may my lips be like the juice of the strawberries. May I be an island in the sea, may I be a hill on the land, may I be a star when the moon wanes, may I be a staff to the weak one: I shall wound every man, no man shall would me."

lxy, Sunday, 4 January 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link

how jelky got his groove back

jergins, Monday, 5 January 2009 07:36 (fifteen years ago) link

"it's quite a tribute to a person if they sound shrill even with mute on"

jergins, Monday, 5 January 2009 07:41 (fifteen years ago) link

kompakt refreshed:
http://www.kompakt.fm
http://www.kompakt.fm/dates

jergins, Monday, 5 January 2009 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

oh hey this is really interesting
http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/environmentandenergy/archive/2009/01/04/the-end-of-all-you-can-drive-insurance.aspx

jergins, Monday, 5 January 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

time to fix odometer!

lxy, Monday, 5 January 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3256/3171520993_d82d3e0595_o.jpg

lxy, Monday, 5 January 2009 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link

i hate married people

jergins, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

sometimes i think all they have to offer are unwanted evites and the refraction of their hatred of their husbands

jergins, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link

seriously what the fuck is up with marrieds and evites?

also i have severe cases of both earworm and tetris effect.

lxy, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

if it makes you feel any better, the center house is reeeally depresssing

jergins, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

also, earworm not nearly as gross as one might imagine!

jergins, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

i trusted you not to link to something that would be as gross as that link might lead one to think. if anyone else had posted it i wouldn't have clicked!

lxy, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't see a 'snippets of conversations you have overheard' thread so i am putting this here:

closing up the store, i see girl walking by talking on mobile
"oh yeah totally okay then TTYS!!"

ppl really say tee-tee-why-ess IRL??

smoove operator, Thursday, 8 January 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

explain to me the marrieds/evites thing... married people always stay at home?

gr8090, Thursday, 8 January 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

haha nothing to explain really, i was annoyed with a married co-worker that day and took my frustrations out on the internet. (the idea was that the things married people can offer are mostly useless to me)

jergins, Thursday, 8 January 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

will keep that in mind in a year's time, jergz

smoove operator, Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link

k

jergins, Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

oh btw here ruby though this thread is great for them too
"he took a cruise with some guy

jergins, Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

thank u! <3

smoove operator, Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.teefury.com/

jergins, Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

jergins i feel u re: marrieds

harbl, Thursday, 8 January 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't know where to put my feelings so i put them here

― jergins, Friday, August 1, 2008 11:56 PM

jergins, Thursday, 8 January 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

can i tell u how awesome it is that when i search for my real last name this comes up
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/didumeandetroit.jpg

jergins, Thursday, 8 January 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i like the first post on this thread
Do You Ever Feel Unreal?

jergins, Friday, 9 January 2009 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link

i like noodle vague a lot - guy's a deep thinker, in the best sense of the word.

smoove operator, Friday, 9 January 2009 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link

i like dudes who are still zingy even after they have kids

max max max max, Friday, 9 January 2009 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link

he is probably the best british poster

harbl, Friday, 9 January 2009 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link

i really don't know anything about noodle vague at all! i know that he has been posting for awhile, but he has been completely off my radar otherwise somehow.

Lingbert, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link

also, "ttys" takes just as long to say as "talk to you soon" does. same number of syllables.

Lingbert, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

exactly! that's why i thought it was so stupid.

smoove operator, Saturday, 10 January 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link

oh jergz: i bought that tee fury t-shirt, thanks to your link! <3

smoove operator, Saturday, 10 January 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link

aren't those neat? it's a great idea, having them for sale for just a day, makes you say OH MAN I GOTTA GET THIS NOW. i wish i would have been looking back in october. there's one i really want that's gone now

jergins, Saturday, 10 January 2009 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

i kind of want to buy today's shirt (http://www.teefury.com/)
the guy is a local
lxy look down the side below his interview, at those prints

jergins, Saturday, 10 January 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

buy it pls also YYY to the prints especially skilift <3

lxy, Saturday, 10 January 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i'm super tempted by this one too... gotta curb the spending!

smoove operator, Sunday, 11 January 2009 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.fluofiles.com/redhotcar/jaime_martinez_04.jpg

jergins, Monday, 12 January 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

what's up algeria
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/3012/oran8kd5.jpg

jergins, Monday, 12 January 2009 08:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Isn't it good to be back in an odd-numbered year?

jergins, Monday, 12 January 2009 09:32 (fifteen years ago) link

“A LIKKLE MIX TO MAKE SURE THIS CRAZY SUMMER IS NEVER FORGOTTEN…WAS TOO WILD AND TOO THOROUGH TO BE FORGOTTEN!! THIS IS FOR THE DECEMBER POSSE…THE WHISTLE BLOW POSSE…STRIPCLUB POSSE…XMAS DEVIANTS CREW…BIG SPACE, DURBAN GANGSTERS, TSHEPO, SJAMBOK, KOOLURK, IRONMAN, Z, MASTERCASH, SI (BANANANA), ZM…DIE BRASSE!!”

jergins, Monday, 12 January 2009 09:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Me to 13 year old cousin: so, any boyfriends?
Her: no
Me: any ex boyfriends?
Her: a couple
Me: why did you break up with them?
Her: I dunno, I guess I just wasn't that into them
Me: so why did you go out with them in the first place them?
Her: I wanted to make them feel better

tehresa, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 06:57 (fifteen years ago) link

ha

jergins, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

attn lxy
http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/boyfriend-future-emo-sex-doll/

jergins, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/difficult_to_tell_if_t_j_maxx_hit

jergins, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7435/3896pl1.jpg

jergins, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Found Sound City

There's a building somewhere in New York City: every time you go there – maybe it's a bank or a department store or the office where you work – you hear what sounds like air-conditioning equipment, a distant droning noise in the background that you can't quite place.
But it's always there – maybe sometimes higher pitched than other days, but always audible.
One day, though, you happen to be there with some friends and you've got a videocamera. You're filming each other goofing off, playing in the stairwells, and so on – but when you get back home and begin to watch the video you realize it's actually quite boring. Making faces at a camera is not as interesting as you'd hoped it'd be.
So – overlooking the fact that this would not actually be possible – you begin to fast-forward the video at 4x speed, then 8x, then 16x, then 32x – and you realize, with a collective gasp, that that droning sound in the background is not a drone at all but a piece of music played slow to the point of unrecognizability. It's Beethoven, say, or Jimi Hendrix.
Someone is playing incredibly slow music, like a kind of acoustic glacier, inside the building. It's avant-garde Muzak.
You go a little crazy upon discovering this, however, and begin to make field recordings all over Manhattan, recording drones. You stand in alleys, beneath trees in Central Park, and inside abandoned warehouses, capturing ambient background sounds on tape. You visit the airport, deliberately seek out traffic jams, and illegally access basements on the Upper East Side.
And for the next six months you sit and listen to all of them at 32x speed – 64x speed, 128x speed – convinced that this world has strange music embedded in it somewhere and, if only you use your equipment right, you can find it.

jergins, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

how about a flying car!

lxy, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

why not

jergins, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPGIHqd8BUQ&hl=en

jergins, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

http://etc.ofthiswearesure.com/assets_c/2008/10/bbehin07c.php

jergins, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

http://infranetlab.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/26030541.jpg

lxy, Sunday, 18 January 2009 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3362/3215540179_7dbed15941.jpg?v=0

lxy, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't worry if the melody becomes random, that's intentional, yeah. Even if the melody looses its connection to the rhythm, there is nothing wrong with it. Even if you loose the touch with reality while you're listening, there's nothing wrong there too, because this music is made to put you in some abstract worlds....The only thing that you should worry about is actually not to listen to this stuff too much, realising in the end it may not be of much help if you want to increase your mental awareness of the real world wink.gif.

jergins, Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

object cozies are an act of violence

jergins, Monday, 26 January 2009 05:00 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28829035/

jergins, Monday, 26 January 2009 08:11 (fifteen years ago) link

ah may be drug money ha

lxy, Monday, 26 January 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.blakegordon.com/stories/cloudprojections.html

jergins, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i was gonna post that but i didn't know where to put it

lxy, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p106/SeanGleason33/finger.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 06:44 (fifteen years ago) link

50 cent pleure et Rick Ross continue dans le rap de barbue cocaïné.

jergins, Thursday, 29 January 2009 09:01 (fifteen years ago) link

sur l'argent

max max max max, Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link

are banana cozies an act of violence?

harbl, Thursday, 29 January 2009 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link

is this an act of violence?
http://i42.tinypic.com/30kgeqa.jpg

harbl, Thursday, 29 January 2009 12:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Nassim Nicholas Taleb:

Scepticism is effortful and costly. It is better to be sceptical about matters of large consequences, and be imperfect, foolish and human in the small and the aesthetic.

jergins, Friday, 30 January 2009 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

aesthetic matters are matters of large consequence

max max max max, Friday, 30 January 2009 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link

y

lxy, Saturday, 31 January 2009 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

also i hate that banana thing

lxy, Saturday, 31 January 2009 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

me too. it look like a disembodied crocheted schlong, that's why

harbl, Saturday, 31 January 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

"i wanna hit that more than the lotto"

jergins, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 05:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Artist: Pixel
Album: The Drive
Discogs: not released yet
Label: Raster-Noton
Catalog#: not released yet
Released: not released yet
Style: Experimental, Clicks 'n cuts
Quality: Mp3 CBR 320kbps

Tracklist:
01. +28° 35 42.88 -80° 37 13.02
02. +43° 35 43.44 -114° 51 11.09
03. +43° 39 25.60 -110° 42 10.10
04. +40° 11 35.63 -112° 52 31.90
05. +40° 42 24.12 -73° 59 51.18
06. +40° 42 24.12 -73° 59 51.82
07. +53° 47 33.66 -99° 43 57.61

This will be out on Raster-Noton around February.

jergins, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 07:16 (fifteen years ago) link

elegant tracklisting in my opinion

jergins, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 07:16 (fifteen years ago) link

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i got a bit curious where pixel was sending us with those lat/long numbers. check this out:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source....517578&z=4

jergins, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 07:17 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/pixelsongs.jpg

jergins, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 07:25 (fifteen years ago) link

that IS elegant

lxy, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/2144/

jergins, Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link

http://spacesick.blogspot.com/2009/01/i-can-read-movies-series.html

lxy, Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link

those are cool

jergins, Saturday, 7 February 2009 05:20 (fifteen years ago) link

sir norman foster?

lxy, Sunday, 8 February 2009 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link

A Boston police officer is being investigated for allegedly helping two gay porn stars cut through traffic to get to a nightclub. Police said the officer, whose name has not been released, has been placed on desk duty for allegedly using his cruiser to escort a car from Logan International Airport to the Roxy nightclub last October.

jergins, Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:43 (fifteen years ago) link

can't be a lord if you don't pay taxes, that's fair

jergins, Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link

byebye swissy

jergins, Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySrsZuD4w0c&hl=en

jergins, Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

love this: inaugural poem remix

lxy, Sunday, 8 February 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

oh whoa there are tons of remixes at poetry foundation

lxy, Sunday, 8 February 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link

The ‘good guy’ in most movies enters screen left moving across screen left to right.

jergins, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 05:18 (fifteen years ago) link

kanye, to wallpaper*:

life is about food, and fun, and fashion, and fuckin.

lxy, Friday, 13 February 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

http://flavorchase.tillinghastmaple.com/

jergins, Saturday, 14 February 2009 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link

it's a maple syrup blog

jergins, Saturday, 14 February 2009 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.inhabitat.com/wp-content/uploads/ecoart_icefurniture_main.jpg

lxy, Monday, 16 February 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ maple syrup blog

lxy, Monday, 16 February 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

it's kind of awesome

jergins, Monday, 16 February 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

how did we miss this??!

Ready to party like it's 1234567890? Computer lovers certainly are.

That’s because at precisely 23:31:30 GMT tonight (Friday, Feb 13), the ten-digit clock used by Unix computers - which includes the servers that run everything from the internet to air traffic control - will display all ten decimal digits in sequence.

lxy, Monday, 16 February 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link

nerd party MISSED

jergins, Monday, 16 February 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://dk.discoveringhistreasures.com

jergins, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 05:52 (fifteen years ago) link

wow

lxy, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link

they are of the extended lamberton family. my mom might have to go to that

jergins, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i thought so. you're not gonna go, are you?

lxy, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link

no but i will be in the area for a wedding the day before. (much more attractive people getting married @ that one)

jergins, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

oh i thought it was the same one. these ones are kind of YII.

also, what the fuck is colporteuring?

lxy, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

i wish it had to do with cole porter, but i am not confident that it does.

lxy, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

ya probably not

still lolling over discoveringhistreasures

jergins, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Sincere fest of back looking

jergins, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link

buddhist temple made of more than a million beer bottles!

http://www.mutanteggplant.com/vitro-nasu/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/thailandbeer.jpg

lxy, Thursday, 19 February 2009 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link

also i don't know how i feel about this

lxy, Saturday, 21 February 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

where were we talking about the urban garden thing? i don't remember where to put this so i'm putting it here
http://mithun.com/projects/project_detail/center_for_urban_agriculture/

jergins, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

mithun built (the LEED-certified) Nordheim Court, and did the redesign for Terry Hall (including the cafe)

lxy, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

i feel liek thats the final step on the ilx journey: earnest music poster > stando ile person > sub bord mainstay > indecipherable one liners > sock master

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 26, 2009 1:21 PM

jergins, Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link

http://blogs.colette.fr/arthurking/files/2009/02/3d-11.jpg

jergins, Friday, 27 February 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link

http://blogs.colette.fr/arthurking/files/2009/02/3d-21.jpg

jergins, Friday, 27 February 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

those are beautiful

lxy, Friday, 27 February 2009 02:02 (fifteen years ago) link

idkwtopsipih:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3548/3317365814_e299d0ff99_o.jpg

lxy, Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link

spray painted bugles ?

jergins, Saturday, 28 February 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

estala texted me at 4:40 am i lolled this morning when i saw it wasn't my harasser

lxy, Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link

glad i'm not the only that can't keep time zones straight

jergins, Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link

LA NEON

jergins, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 04:32 (fifteen years ago) link

arsonist targets 1990s green Ford Escorts

jergins, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

kind of awesome:

http://www.robertwechsler.com/roses.html

lxy, Saturday, 7 March 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3370/3336095165_d85bb5e67a.jpg?v=0

lxy, Sunday, 8 March 2009 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.fubiz.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/2009_02_05_02-550x282.jpg

lxy, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link

i am sooo sleeepy

jergins, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

WAKE UP, TIGER!

lxy, Thursday, 12 March 2009 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link

http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads5/fuckfacebook.jpg

lxy, Thursday, 12 March 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

like this:

http://bldgblog.blogspot.com/2009/03/circle.html

lxy, Thursday, 12 March 2009 03:52 (fifteen years ago) link

this made me lolllool:

http://windowseat.ca/item.php?id=528

lxy, Thursday, 12 March 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link


Mardi Gras from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

jergins, Friday, 13 March 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

play drums on your keyboard

kinda silly, kinda fun

lxy, Sunday, 15 March 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

long but very interesting
http://www.shirky.com/weblog/2009/03/newspapers-and-thinking-the-unthinkable/

jergins, Thursday, 19 March 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

another silly thing to do with your keyboard

lxy, Saturday, 21 March 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link

http://globalgroove.winterveil.com/pictures/Pompon%20Kuleta,%20front.jpg

jergins, Saturday, 21 March 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

this is a cute ad

http://skatefairy.com/Nestle_Aero_Evans_Directors_Cut_H264.mov

lxy, Sunday, 22 March 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe i should have put it in the ad thread oopsie

lxy, Sunday, 22 March 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.subcity.org/images/cms/b204dcbe762b00d1586f039ed03f651d.jpg

jergins, Monday, 23 March 2009 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link

"i'm too young to say i'm sorry"

lxy, Monday, 23 March 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

nsfw
http://justinelai.com/works.html

jergins, Friday, 27 March 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

http://kickinthepeanuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/remix.jpg

jergins, Saturday, 4 April 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

i liked this, from a last.fm artist profile

It’s 3 AM and you’re giggling with inebriation. You’re wearing painfully tight jeans. You just made out with a complete stranger on the dancefloor, and you haven’t sat down in over eight hours. Where are you?

jergins, Sunday, 12 April 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

i like this little fantasy. the pictures are nice, too.

jergins, Monday, 13 April 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link

oopsie that was me. of course.

lxy, Monday, 13 April 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i thought this was kind of funny. from the strangers' last days:

This happened last Wednesday night on the Metro 28 headed northbound. A woman who was obviously clueless or couldn't care less was talking on her phone at the rear of the bus, loud enough for everyone in the back half to hear her. She was talking about the most pathetic drivel, in a sing-song whine: "Oh, you know, I just don't know what I want in life, but that's always been the case with me, hasn't it? i just don't know, and I may never know," and on and on, and you get the point.

She did this from downtown to Fremont. In Fremont, she started lamenting about how bad the public radio is in Seattle. "Oh, they have this little radio staion, and it's so, you know, 'cute', like this is your NPR station, and you're so proud of it, and it's so little it's, you know, cute, and it's just so sad. I mean, Minneapolis has like, the largest public radio in the country, or in the world, and it's like, a 5-story building, and I just miss NPR..."

Everyone on the bus endured this until the guy next to her did the classic move: He took out his cell phone and pretended to talk to someone in a much louder voice: "Oh, I'm on the bus and this woman is so clueless, she's just talking so loud, and complaining about public radio..." He has to almost shout for her to get the clue, at which point this flannel/trucker-hat/work-boot guy directly across from her joins in, and starts schooling her about public radio, on and on about how the size of the Seattle market warrants these stations, and Minneapolis/St. Paul is much bigger, and what about Los Angeles, where KCRW is the flagship station for NPR, and they have KPCC and KPFA and then he started mocking her and whining and crying, "I miss Minnesota radio, waaaah," and she stayed on her cell the whole time, but told the trucker guy, "You're being passive-aggressive" which made a few few people actually laugh out loud.

it was all pretty entertaining, Seattleites (who are notoriously passive-aggressive, i agree) sticking up for our public radio....

jergins, Monday, 13 April 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

secret message service. text what you can't tell.

lxy, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

neat. i wish more of it was in english.

what i can gather from the french though is that they like to text about masturbation

jergins, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.fubiz.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/item3-550x340.jpg

lxy, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link

good for them:

MPs (in Britain) plan to let artists take over empty shops to prevent ghost towns

lxy, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/photos/69844849@N00/sets/72157611468447258/detail/

lxy, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link

about it^:

Elijah Porter, a student at the Yale School of Architecture, has a great Flickr set up called Material Formation in Design. It features several awesome examples of how strategic cutting can transform a solid surface into a porous structure.

...you're looking at what might be called subtractive origami, wherein diamond-shaped cuts have introduced foldability and mesh into a solid sheet of steel.

lxy, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:52 (fifteen years ago) link

interesting: http://wikirank.com/en

why the jump for m.k. letourneau?

lxy, Friday, 17 April 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2065/2246526596_bd11c9728d.jpg?v=0

lxy, Saturday, 18 April 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link

kinda neat: old neon signs flickr set

lxy, Saturday, 18 April 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.isthisyourluggage.com/Site/LANDING.html

lxy, Sunday, 19 April 2009 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

3D rooms, worth a look: http://www.2loop.com/3drooms.html

lxy, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link

loop is a music festival that isn't that compelling, but i like the logo -- the word not the picture

http://asset0.itsnicethat.com/store/images/images/580/med/loop.jpg?1239894367

lxy, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link

this is kind of cute:

MY LIFE, AS TOLD BY ORBITAL
from ACID TED by (Ctelblog)

The idea for this posting is pinched from JC at The Vinyl Villain. Picking an artist, and using ONLY SONG TITLES from only that artist, cleverly (preferably) answer these questions.

1. Are you a male or female:
Satan

2. Describe yourself:
The Saint

3. How do you feel about yourself:
Nothing Left

4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend:
Acid Pants

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:
Rest & Play

6. Describe your current location:
The Middle of Nowhere

7. Describe where you want to be:
One Perfect Sunrise

8. Your best friend(s) is:
Wasted

9. Your favourite colour is:
Green or Brown (album)

10. You know that:
Times Fly

12. If your life was a television show what would it be called:
The Box

13. What is life to you:
Diversions

14. What is the best advice you have to give:
Are we here?

jergins, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.lenkaclayton.co.uk/gallery.php?gallery=mysterious

lxy, Friday, 24 April 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_hci9vrvfw&hl=en

lxy, Friday, 24 April 2009 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_MYSTERY_SAFE?SITE=PAREA&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

TULSA, Okla. (AP) -- Two men said they've found an abandoned safe by the side of some railroad tracks and that it could be more than a century old. Bill Dodd, one of the men who found the safe about a month and a half ago, says it weighs about 4,000 pounds. It's now on display at an east Tulsa sign company while the men decide what to do with it.

The patent dates on the safe range from 1856 to 1907. Dodd says that the safe is rusted shut and its locks have been broken off. He says he thinks there's something inside and that it hasn't been opened as far as he knows.

Dodd said the safe could be auctioned off for charity or the men who found it could open it themselves. He says the latter option probably would require cutting into the safe.

jergins, Saturday, 25 April 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msa=0&msid=116691631373010116479.00045343133e73fb8d867
what
i am too tired for this to make sense

jergins, Saturday, 25 April 2009 06:57 (fifteen years ago) link

not that secret

lxy, Saturday, 25 April 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

really great article about facebook
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/15/magazine/15wwln-lede-t.html

jergins, Saturday, 25 April 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.tropolism.com/2009/04/arquiteto_ou_engenheiro_que_pa.php

lxy, Sunday, 26 April 2009 07:51 (fifteen years ago) link

love love love these
http://images.flabber.net/files/lees_verder/timemachine.jpg

jergins, Sunday, 26 April 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

as if the islands were leaky boats

lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Preserve is on going project to produce a permanent visual record of hand painted building signage. Many of these are being erased from our cityscapes either being worn away by weather over time, covered as buildings have been repainted, disappearing as buildings are demolished or replaced with modern signage equivalents. This site will be updated regularly with my latest images and you are invited to contribute to this work.

http://www.preserve.co.nz/

lxy, Sunday, 3 May 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i like this, from some blog
I hate myself for no longer listening to tech house and minimal. Headphones on. London street walking. Self appraisal. Consideration of others. Reduction of hatred. Increase the lust / non-lust ratio. There is nothing better in the entire world.

jergins, Monday, 11 May 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

nina hagen's cover of my way is out of hand

jergins, Monday, 11 May 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/999/404mundoreal0438240.jpg

jergins, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.brokenships.com/slike/200803030706010.sekira.jpg

1995
Berlin, Germany
She was the first woman that I let move in with me. All my friends thought I needed to learn to let people in more. A few months after she moved in, I was offered to travel to the US. She could not come along. At the airport we said goodbye in tears, and she was assuring me she could not survive three weeks without me.
I returned after three weeks, and she said: «I fell in love with someone else. I have known her for just 4 days, but I know that she can give me everything that you cannot.»
I was banal and asked about her plans regarding our life together. The next day she still had no answer, so I kicked her out. She immediately went on holiday with her new girlfriend while her furniture stayed with me. Not knowing what to do with my anger, I finally bought this axe at Karstadt to blow off steam and to give her at least a small feeling of loss – which she obviously did not have after our break-up.
In the 14 days of her holiday, every day I axed one piece of her furniture. I kept the remains there, as an expression of my inner condition. The more her room filled with chopped furniture acquiring the look of my soul, the better I felt.
Two weeks after she left, she came back for the furniture. It was neatly arranged into small heaps and fragments of wood. She took that trash and left my apartment for good. The axe was promoted to a therapy instrument.

museum of broken relationships

lxy, Thursday, 14 May 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

won't load @ work, so remind me
http://canopycanopycanopy.com/6/the_city_that_built_itself#

jergins, Friday, 15 May 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

this guy is awesome: http://haybale.org/home-2

take a look at his old home page. great concept.

i'm gonna send him something.

lxy, Saturday, 16 May 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah do it

jergins, Saturday, 16 May 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

The End

jergins, Sunday, 17 May 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda funny

http://www.fubiz.net/2009/05/07/star-wars-week-end/

lxy, Sunday, 17 May 2009 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

a new release in my inbox, <3 this title

Macho Cat Garage - Crash The Cat

jergins, Monday, 18 May 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

great anti-war campaign

lxy, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

it sounds nice, looks nice

http://sfappeal.com/business_tech_re/2009/05/sfmoma-sculpture-garden.php

lxy, Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

who doesn't secretly love art theft?

lxy, Friday, 22 May 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.bicyclebuiltfortwothousand.com/info.html

lxy, Friday, 22 May 2009 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link

ahaa

6:45 PM
Bitterness To Be Classified As a Mental Illness
from Slashdot
by samzenpus

Some psychiatrists are trying to get excessive bitterness identified as a mental illness named post-traumatic embitterment disorder. Of course this has some people who live perfect little lives, and always get what they want, questioning the new classification. The so called "disorder" is modeled after post-traumatic stress disorder because it too is a response to a trauma that endures. "They feel the world has treated them unfairly. It's one step more complex than anger. They're angry plus helpless," says Dr. Michael Linden, the psychiatrist who put a name to how the world works.

jergins, Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link

uhh

lxy, Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

but i'm mentally ill!@

jergins, Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link

prescription for mm?

lxy, Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

silly but cute. mainly i like the colors.

http://www.jellotime.com/

lxy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

also cute:

http://www.popcornpainting.com/

lxy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

lol noguchi table made out of skateboards

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ouxxa0eFam8/SiSMtk0PO4I/AAAAAAAAC6A/Cwg7emMhz_8/s400/tokyo_lounge_table.jpg

lxy, Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.dd.chalmers.se/~joherik/photos/2009/tetris.jpg

lxy, Monday, 8 June 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

another impassioned diatribe:

http://smashingtelly.com/2009/06/08/tv-is-moving-to-the-web-in-the-wrong-way/

lxy, Friday, 12 June 2009 06:39 (fourteen years ago) link

ns: milo

lxy, Friday, 12 June 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

ps: thank you, it's good

lxy, Friday, 12 June 2009 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link

whaddaya tink? xpost

jergins, Friday, 12 June 2009 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i like this picture, but i don't know where to put it.

http://user.good.is.s3.amazonaws.com/community/patrick/2086524231_098aa2cb1f_o.jpg

lxy, Thursday, 18 June 2009 02:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought cousin joe's girlfriend Liz was in love with me but after tonight i'm thinking no

buttimore (jergins), Saturday, 27 June 2009 05:18 (fourteen years ago) link

who wouldn't love a guy named buttimore

buttimore (jergins), Saturday, 27 June 2009 05:26 (fourteen years ago) link

"pretty sure that's the wind and not the rain
though they sound the same."

buttimore (jergins), Saturday, 27 June 2009 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link

:( not found

buttimore (jergins), Sunday, 28 June 2009 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link

"you remind me of someone i haven't met yet"

buttimore (jergins), Sunday, 28 June 2009 07:33 (fourteen years ago) link

dont wa t to clutter the location log so...... when we passed through malta the otherday i said "malta milk balls". offhand and then DL said "it is on the milk river" and we all went WHOOOOOAAAAAA

jergins, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

++, all y'all

lxy, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

lol? maybe if someone else posted it:

http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/

lxy, Thursday, 2 July 2009 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

things i have gotten on my t-shirts today:

apricot juice
choco ice cream
sweat
dirt
salt water
leaves
dead bug

tutta fioritello (jergins), Friday, 10 July 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

this is awesome:

i'm hitting them with my schaffel stick they won't even know what to do

― lxy, Thursday, July 9, 2009 8:26 PM

jergins, Friday, 10 July 2009 05:41 (fourteen years ago) link

:)

lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link

bump this thread every time a co-worker wears the ugliest acid-washed jean vest you could imagine

jergins, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

the words alone are vile and hideous to read

lxy, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

chinese rockabilly lesbians???

jergins, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

is that what your co-worker is dressed like today?!

lxy, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

naw just a girl on the bus

jergins, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i was j/k silly

lxy, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

omg 10cc sucks assssssssss

jergins, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

is listening to them like walking in the rain and the snow when there's nowhere to go and you're feeling like a part of you is dying?

lxy, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Y

jergins, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i hope the knowledge that i pulled that lyric out of my jr high school memory bank makes you feel a little better. if nothing else you should feel happy knowing that, unlike me, you don't have shit like that rattling around in your head.

lxy, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

yikes
we're playing the jack.fm guess the song game and i just beat them to Hot Chocolate

jergins, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

that sounds fun except for the part about having to listen to terrible songs

lxy, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

we've been guessing who they might play next and WEIGGLEY GOT IT!! U2 unfortunately

jergins, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

“The renewal of life is the great theme of our age, not the further dominance, in ever more frozen and compulsive forms, of the machine. And the first step for each of us is to seize the initiative and recover our own capacity for living; to detach ourselves from the daily routine to make ourselves self-respecting, self-governing, persons. In short, we must take things into our own hands. Before art on any great scale can redress our lop-sided [technology], we must put ourselves in the mood and frame of mind in which art becomes possible, as either creation or re-creation: above all we must learn to pause, to be silent, to close our eyes and wait.”

– Lewis Mumford, 1951

jergins, Monday, 20 July 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

the revenge are running a contest on their blog, what's the best/worst/funniest request you've gotten whilst DJing. somebody posted this, said it was from last week:

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/broadzillarequest.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.djhistory.com/features/search-balearic

jergins, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 07:45 (fourteen years ago) link

The holy grail of chips and salsa has been located at Redwood on Capitol Hill. The chips are brought directly from the deep fryer, burning hot, plenty salty, with a squeeze of lime; they're entirely crispy, but they still have enough body that you know you're eating a tortilla. The salsa is pico de gallo–style, fresh and uncomplicated, made with organic tomatoes and onions and pickled jalapeños. Chips and salsa are not usually a thrill. These are shockingly, amazingly good. Your mouth will tell your brain that you're having a life-changing experience. (Redwood, 514 E Howell St, 329-1952. 4 pm–2 am, $4/$3 at happy hour, 21+.)

jergins, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

yum

lxy, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i know right!!

jergins, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i want my mouth to tell my brain something about those chips RIGHT NOW!

lxy, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Straight-up, helicopters are beyond fresh, and how many times do you get a chance to actually go up in one?

jergins, Friday, 24 July 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

delete that and we'll still be able to see it lol

jergins, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link

sonned

jergins, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link

been a while

lxy, Saturday, 25 July 2009 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terschelling

jergins, Monday, 27 July 2009 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i love that place

lxy, Monday, 27 July 2009 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

strovie sterner

jergins, Thursday, 6 August 2009 06:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Yellow Fever are creating many traditions of their own, the most notable being when male supporters remove their shirts at the 80th minute mark when the Phoenix are winning.

jergins, Saturday, 8 August 2009 08:28 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

e.h0pe went in a helicopter ride over a volcano and took this picture. i think it is so surreal.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2563/3874984874_cee60982f1_o.jpg

lxy, Monday, 31 August 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link

titled "love awakening zones":

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LxB5bkk8QeU/Sp8GJ71HTVI/AAAAAAAACVA/8-393wGWQzE/s320/marc.jpg

lxy, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

corry's dry cleaning scrolling marquee:

september 12, 2009
8:04 pm
-196

lxy, Sunday, 13 September 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

China's 60th Anniversary national day - timelapse and slow motion - 7D and 5DmkII from Dan Chung on Vimeo.

lxy, Sunday, 25 October 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

skatafell national park, iceland:

http://www.eikongraphia.com/wordpress/wp-content/Iceland_Basalt_8_Small.jpg

lxy, Monday, 26 October 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

don't know what it means but i like how it looks:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3521/3988456426_d77229160e.jpg

lxy, Monday, 26 October 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

ah, now i know, thanks to wikipedia:

QSL cards confirm either a two-way radiocommunication between two amateur radio stations or a one-way reception of a signal from an AM radio, FM radio, television or shortwave broadcasting station. They can also confirm the reception of a two-way radiocommunication by a third party listener. A typical QSL card is the same size and made from the same material as a typical postcard, and most are sent through the mail as such.

lxy, Monday, 26 October 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.verysmallarray.com/

jergins, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2548/4106425154_2d82351d3d_o.jpg

azadi tower, teheran

lxy, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link

dude

jergins, Thursday, 19 November 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i know!

lxy, Thursday, 19 November 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

http://grainedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/13529.jpg

lxy, Saturday, 21 November 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

funny twist on tilt-shift timelapse

Colorama - Makeover from Upper First on Vimeo.

lxy, Saturday, 21 November 2009 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Lewis Mumford: “Forget the damned motorcar and build the cities for lovers and friends.” 

vance labar (jergins), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://s84116.gridserver.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/IMG_8715c1.jpg

lxy, Monday, 25 January 2010 01:42 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/01/population-crash-fred-pearce

jergins, Monday, 15 February 2010 08:16 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.electronicbeats.net/News/Lifestyle/Paris-nightlife-facing-extinction

jergins, Saturday, 20 February 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/commutingtowork.jpg

jergins, Monday, 22 February 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.jansport.com/heritage_series/heritage_series.html

jergins, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/03/dining/03milk.html

jergins, Thursday, 4 March 2010 08:03 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.popgadget.net/images/ascii-curtain-1.jpg

Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Thursday, 25 March 2010 06:35 (fourteen years ago) link

poor east timor ;_;

lxy, Friday, 26 March 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i know right

Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Friday, 26 March 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6470/recfh.gif

Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Saturday, 27 March 2010 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link

"Discovery News reports that scientists have identified a region of the brain which appears to control morality and discovered that a powerful magnetic field can scramble the moral center of the brain, impairing volunteers' notion of right and wrong. 'You think of morality as being a really high-level behavior,' says Liane Young, a scientist at MIT and co-author of the article. 'To be able to apply (a magnetic field) to a specific brain region and change people's moral judgments is really astonishing.'"

Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

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Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Monday, 5 April 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

oh haha, i can't even remember what it was now.

lxy, Monday, 5 April 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcXtT3rZcqg

Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Friday, 9 April 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

^watch later w/sound

Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Friday, 9 April 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link


In case you were wondering, I always stare at airplanes for a long time when I see them in the sky and sometimes it is very difficult to resist the urge to wave at them and I collect tiny things like chairs and boxes

Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

did i write that somewhere in my sleep?

lxy, Monday, 12 April 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Kabul Nightlife: Thriving in Between Suicide Bombs
By Tim McGirk Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2010

Nightlife may seem like a luxury no one can afford in Kabul. The Afghan capital is hit by suicide bombers with depressing regularity, and on some nights expatriates receive word from their embassies that a suicide team is plotting to attack a "foreign guest house" — and these are the truly chilling words — "in your neighborhood." On those occasions, you sleep with your clothes on and shoes beside the bed, after having mapped out an escape route over the wall into your (hopefully friendly) neighbor's garden.(See a TIME video on the nightlife in Baghdad.)

But on most nights, Kabul's expatriates go out and partake in the manic craziness of the city's bar and restaurant scene in houses reminiscent of America's Prohibition-era speakeasies, behind 20-ft.-tall blast walls and an outer perimeter of armed Afghan security guards. "It's like dancing at the edge of a volcano," explains Anne Seidel, a German architect working for the U.N. in Kabul. The expatriates are a boisterous crowd of young and usually single diplomats, aid workers, journalists, spies and mercenaries — or, as they like to call themselves, "contractors." Most of them earn $100,000 salaries and have money to burn. They tend to be adventurous, but the security constraints of their jobs often leave them cloistered in claustrophobic boredom — following suicide attacks, most foreigners are confined to their fort-like compounds.

When the dust settles, Kabul has hordes of war-zone entrepreneurs who are only too happy to help lighten the wallets of expatriates while providing opportunities to blow off steam. And that has given the Afghan capital a greater variety of restaurants than Delhi, Karachi or Tehran, cities 10 times its size. Kabul offers Thai cuisine as well as Turkish, Balkan, Italian, French and Persian, plus several steakhouses, a martini bar with a DJ and a Mexican cantina with high-stakes poker games. The city boasts dozens of Chinese restaurants, but a few were shut down several years ago when authorities realized that the owners were offering the services of hookers along with the Kung Pao chicken. Tiger prawns, pork loins and French wines are flown in from Dubai. The T-bone steaks come frozen from Australia.

It takes a special entrepreneurial mentality to look at a city under sporadic siege by jihadists and see a golden opportunity for supplying exotic food and illegal booze. Some restaurateurs have even migrated to Kabul from past wars in the Balkans or East Timor; they missed the wartime camaraderie — and the whopping profits. Some provide echoes of Bertolt Brecht's archetypal war profiteer, the indomitable Mother Courage, who drove a cart through an artillery barrage to make a profit off the sale of 50 stale loaves of bread. A female Thai restaurant owner says she gives a dagger to each of her waitresses to scare off kidnappers in the bazaar — do-it-yourself security at its best.

Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Just like snowflakes, no two days at eworks inc. are alike.

Ö¬·¾¸Î (jergins), Thursday, 15 April 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

make use of that in your answer to the question 'why should we hire you instead of someone else?'

lxy, Thursday, 15 April 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i42.tinypic.com/2nqyxx4.jpg

jergins, Monday, 17 May 2010 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

worthwhile article about hyperlinks
http://www.roughtype.com/archives/2010/05/experiments_in.php

jergins, Thursday, 3 June 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb56dTX7iL4&feature=player_embedded

jergins, Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

People making travel plans may unwittingly heed a strange rule of thumb — southern routes rule. In a new experiment, volunteers chose paths that dipped south over routes of the same distance that arched northward, perhaps because northern routes intuitively seem uphill and thus more difficult, researchers suggest.

sciencenewsVolunteers also estimated that it would take considerably longer to drive between the same pairs of U.S. cities if traveling from south to north, as opposed to north to south, says psychologist and study director Tad Brunyé of the U.S. Army Research, Development, and Engineering Command in Natick, Mass., and Tufts University in Medford, Mass. For journeys that averaged 798 miles, time estimates for north-going jaunts averaged one hour and 39 minutes more than south-going trips, he and his colleagues report in an upcoming Memory & Cognition.

jergins, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.citid.net/

jergins, Friday, 18 June 2010 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcosanti

jergins, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Bruce Munro installs CDSea at Long Knoll, Wiltshire from yatzer on Vimeo.

jergins, Saturday, 26 June 2010 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1xSa7gcYmU&feature=player_embedded

jergins, Sunday, 5 December 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i noticed through the vent in my room that a light was on in the tv room. i went downstairs and found Friends on tv, chatting away

jergins, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 06:32 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/book12.jpg

jergins, Friday, 17 December 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

:) good storage tip

lxy, Friday, 17 December 2010 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

ysidro farfan

jergins, Monday, 20 December 2010 09:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Two on a big ocean

Patrick Riley and Alaina Moore met while studying philosophy in college. The two agreed that upon graduating they would sell their collective possessions and leave behind their lives in Denver. They planned to buy a small sailboat and spend the next year living aboard and traveling exclusively under sail. For years this dream was carefully nurtured while preparations were made. Learning to sail and selecting a boat is difficult to accomplish from a landlocked state. Their nautical self-education consisted of a steady diet of how-to books and videos.
They were motivated by stories shared by sailors like Joshua Slocum, or Lin and Larry Pardey. On a sailboat minimalism transcends efficiency. There are no schedules, no agendas, or the many concerns that come with modern life. A sailor cares only for the direction of the wind and the condition of the water. Riley and Moore did not want their perception of the world to be shaped by spreadsheets, or facts gleaned in classrooms. They wanted a life of experience unmediated by people or things, a life of intimate participation with their environment. Cell phones, television, household appliances, the conveniences of modern life were traded for simplicity and contentment. A return to evenings spent indulging in the profound silence of the remotest regions, far from the yellowy glow of civilization.

Voyaging along the North Atlantic coastline for seven months at an average speed of five miles an hour lends itself to reordering one’s priorities. The long way is the beautiful one. The hard way is the most rewarding. Two years after completing their 2500 nautical mile voyage, Riley and Moore’s experience has led them to seek out a new endeavor. Their music bears the mark of months spent alone with the sea and each other. It is tinged with the sweet affection of new lovers. It bears the uncluttered aesthetic of time spent in remote and uninhabited regions. Their music is a modest attempt to translate an old truth rediscovered. Their album will be released by Fat Possum in January 2011.

jergins, Saturday, 1 January 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/Huitlacoche_Too

jergins, Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:39 (thirteen years ago) link

SEATTLE – Some members of the 12th Man ended up in jail over the weekend when Hoquiam Police decided to use last Saturday's playoff game as a way to round up some suspects.

Police figured a lot of people would be home watching the game on TV, so they decided to knock on the doors of those with outstanding warrants.

Twenty-three people were booked into jail. They also missed the end of the game.

jergins, Friday, 14 January 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link

this tweet made me :)

Marcotti Gabriele Marcotti Happy B-day: Wayne Gretzky + Jose Mourinho. The Great One and the Special One.

lxy, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/guy-in-shorts.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 07:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i am against off-brand mayonaise

jergins, Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

yes, don't let's ever buy it plz.

lxy, Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.onionbag.com/1011-seattle-sounders-striped-scarf-6377.aspx

jergins, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 07:04 (thirteen years ago) link

that one's totally cute

lxy, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://www.chuntaritos.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/20110310_02.jpg

lxy, Friday, 1 July 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link


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