Uhh

whee?

otm

03-29-2007, 10:07 PM
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Lightbulb Awesome cause, and only less than satisfactory efforts

This is a great study report. I fully support closing down freeways/expressways. If something is not done nationwide, these systems could span over 25 lanes of pure hell.

Technology exists for flying bubble autos, like what the 'Jetsons' had. In 2007, it's hard to believe that we haven't revolutionized transit.

Imagine no lanes. Cities put back together again. Everyone required to have flying lessons in high school. These flying autos would go 90mph and there would be no lanes. They'd only go up to a certain height of course [nowhere near the height that planes go to] with a no fly zone near skyscrapers. A downside to this would still be the need for parking ramps/garages.

What do you think? Is this technology being repressed by automobile manufacturers? If so, these companies can convert to making and marketing these flying autos. I think it could work.

uhh

http://ninjafacts.info/wp-images/pilotsaregreat.jpg

I did not know that Andorra was a real place.

-- g®▲đұ, Friday, 1 June 2007 02:17 (15 hours ago) Link

uhh

Thanks

Lxy to me
show details 2:04 pm (1½ hours ago)

for fixing caller i.d

wtf

CIO SQUIRRELL LEAPING ONTO MY ARM! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!

-- lxy, Saturday, June 2, 2007 11:50 AM (Saturday, June 2, 2007 11:50 AM)

(p.s. I know how to spell squirrel. I guess I was too freaked out to catch the extra L.)

uhh what in the hell was he doing?

(for readers outside the lower 48 and joining on the armed forces network, lxy has a curious relationship with technology and electronics. A computer, a lighter, a camera, the caller ID, will work and then not. and then work again. and then maybe not.)

Jergins says it's me; I say it's the machines. I mean, isn't that just what they do?

Re. the squirrel: I DON'T KNOW! He ran around the corner, paused, jumped onto my arm, paused, and then jumped off.

It is lxy's strong animal magnetism, for both the technology and fauna effects.

LOL!

there's a Jars of Clay poster in the bathroom where I'm staying

http://www.the-garret.com/jarsofclay.jpg

When uhh becomes ugh.

y r u staying in a bathroom

wonderful co-worker (and friend), but still:

"is 'turmoil' one word or two?"

!

How would you divide it?

tur moil
turm oil

I vote for 2

I am calling it Term "Oil." It's practically onomatopoeic.

(Okay, not really, but I took so long trying to figure out how to spell that word that I have to use it.)

Same coworker who asked is "believe" one word or two, huh?

(Yes, he is wonderful.)

yeah. he also writes suposto

"These are great seats, no impesions."

Awwww. <3 <3 <3

my boss has the bikini of ms. universe brazil in his desk drawer.

Not the same boss who took the picture of Segway Mom, huh?

other one

uhh, someone's got a case of the thread bumps. i'll call you Amon II

http://www.progweed.net/reviews/amonduulii/phallusdei.jpg

It's a good thing you're funny, mister.

Also, I think being called Amon II is a compliment, so thank you!

Miss Brazil 2007

http://content.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/images/swim/BR.jpg

Mark Morris’ “Pacific” was disconcertingly cold in the sense that the dancers, although performing the same or similar movements together, seemed totally detached from one another. It was almost as though the piece were happening at some point in the future and was being performed by robots that had achieved fluidity of movement...

http://www.prefixmag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/mia_kala_cover.jpg

why did M.I.A. become uhh? is sad, innit?

v v sad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYC3WBFEPvs

-- Lingbert, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 00:50 (1 hour ago) Link

uhh. lilbert, you are a puzzle.

dear jergins plz do not fuck with me [Started by lxy, last updated 17 hours ago] 1 new answer

uhh what?

lol

http://www.finlandianight.com/trade.html

PIMP MY NITE

beermosa

(cheap beer and orange juice)

When uhh becomes ugh.

-- lxy, Sunday, June 3, 2007 5:16 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

start from here, for four posts:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=288&boardid=40&threadid=53983

uhh.
:/

Last fall, Kanebo Foods introduced Otoko Kaoru, which literally means "man smell." ... The "rose menthol" sugarless gum is supposed to make males smell better better as they chomp. Each stick contains rose essence that is absorbed and then release through your pores much like in the same way alcohol is. Know that chewing too many sticks causes the gum to work as a laxative.

http://www.kanebofoods.co.jp/goods/okasi/images/otoko_photo.jpg

Not exactly an animal sacrifice, but I'm having 150 lbs of meat delivered to my office today.

-- Jaq, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:09 (2 hours ago) Link

i <3 u, jaq, but... uhh.

(yeah i do mean uhh in the nicest of ways)

horrible sounds mixer

Heh, I didn't realize I'd made the Uhh thread! and not for rum+milk :)

:)

GIS result for fortune cookie flower:

http://web.ead.anl.gov/uranium/guide/overview/images/nprocess.gif

our government at work

http://www.elseware.to/images/Aquariass.jpg

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m127/general_generic/bacon_swizzle.jpg

is that bacon.

gross.

told u: uhh

there was a bird in the house this morning. it pooped on the table, twice, i think because it was scared.

lxwife

-- Lingbert, Thursday, 12 July 2007 05:38 (9 hours ago) Link

uhh

"trade or trade back?"

uhh and huh

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/d/d3/180px-Doggy_style_pegging.png

^^^i'm just gonna say uhh myself. who posts shit like that?

from I hate people who are having sex

Ned, this is no time to be posting to ILE - jump out of bed and chase him off.

-- Alba, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 3:35 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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You're closer to the door!

-- Ned Raggett, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 3:36 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

uhhhhh.

In September 1990 Triumph Int. Japan Ltd, manufactured a bra with the following dimensions:

Underbust measurement: 24 Meters - 78 Feet 8 Inches
Bust measurement: 28 Meters - 91 Feet 10 Inches

uhh...and I WANT 2 KNOW HER

http://www.posterwire.com/wp-content/images/thumb-attack_of_the_50ft_woman.jpg

friends going to a club night called 'Trannyshack'

someone's lunch smells like dog food. gross.

why so boring?

How to read a person like a book - Audiobook in MP3 format

cage thread

maybe we need our own zing thread

-- jergins, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 18:40 (3 hours ago) Link

hey!

LOL

Uhh: Flight of the Conchords episode 9

what was that shit, guys? one song, too much murray, recycled jokes. you are better than that!

jergins otm.

Uhh

once again i am under ned

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, September 6, 2007 2:46 PM

Wolfgang Flür

Flür also wrote an autobiography, published in the year 2000, called Ich war ein Roboter (English translation: I Was a Robot), showing the inner workings of Kraftwerk from the beginning. This book met with hostility and litigation from his former Kraftwerk colleagues Ralf Hütter and Florian Schneider. The original Hannibal Verlag edition was soon withdrawn, following an injunction, but the book was republished in English and Japanese, with removal of a couple of embarrassingly homoerotic photos of Schneider and Emil Schult and re-wording of certain sections.

more autobio

uhh and also ugh.

sorry, wolfgang.

THIS COULD HAVE BEEN MINE!!!

http://www.washington.edu/admin/hr/imgs/servawards/20/RainGlobeLg.jpg

when uhh becomes UH U MISSED UR BIG CHANCE

the very droll EB points out that it looks like a 9/11 commemoration snow globe, what with the plane and the towers. Louie, Louie!

i just spent an hour trying to figure out how to make that splooge gif smaller so i could post it on the tinies thread. did not succeed :( .

-----Original Message-----
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I will be out of the office on Monday, Sept. 31. If you need immediate help, please contact.... Otherwise, I look forward to returning your email when I return.

"Facility concerns, issues or projects

The loading dock disposal – the lifter/toter can have a tendency to projectile items (pressure issue)"

"Student concerns

Some students have eaten food they were unaware of and have gotten upset"

"Lead time required for all food orders is seven (5) days."

institution of higher learning = institution of worser communication

co-worker just called the coming storm 'windstock'

haha bet i know who

maybe i should have just started a "what the fuck is up with the people at my work" thread.

this, from the guy who had to look at gay porno websites as part of his job:

"The crim hist report will need ran."

here's a first:

trick-or-treater on cell phone

http://www.missionliquor.com/Store/Qstore/uploads/1210xxzya.gif

weird. site new answers is oddly italicized, like this. check it out.

Site New Answers

* i don't know where to put this so i'm putting it here [Started by lxy, last updated Saturday, January 12, 2008 12:49 PM] (Lxy and Jergins' Board) 1 new answer
* SEATTLE [Started by jergins, last updated Saturday, January 12, 2008 11:30 AM] (Lxy and Jergins' Board) 2 new answers
* ll [Started by mmmaa, last updated Saturday, January 12, 2008 10:57 AM] (Keith's Board) 1 new answer
* Today's the big game! [Started by jergins, last updated Saturday, January 12, 2008 10:45 AM] (Lxy and Jergins' Board) 1 new answer
* shereads.jpg [Started by ssssss, last updated Saturday, January 12, 2008 10:19 AM] (Keith's Board) 3 new answers
* Sarko New v Old [Started by ssssss, last updated Saturday, January 12, 2008 10:15 AM] (Keith's Board) 2 new answers

mr. heave ho up to new tricks

http://idolator.com/assets/resources/2008/01/mia-thumb.jpg

i like that

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19ioGniZ88&feature=related

i just got uninvited to a funeral

ok "memorial service" but funeral sounds more dramatic

^^wtf @ that

http://uhh.com.au/

all music related to christmas is good.

-- Lingbert, Friday, 28 March 2008 04:22 (9 minutes ago) Link

lxy: "If you love something let it go"

101 Cookbooks - Cumin-spiked Tofu - Apr 7

uhh

how did the progressive democrats get my work number, for fuck sake? DON'T CALL ME AT WORK! jesus.

(at least it wasn't the conservative republicans, i guess, but still.)

'Juneuary' is catching on

is there actually something to "get" about juneuary, or is it just some cutesy thing

oh it's because it's like january but it's june.

oh.

Uhh

http://s251.photobucket.com/albums/gg317/diggs118/?action=view¤t=Jesusbattle.jpg

Happy Easter!

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AlwqArJsB83FTwBIAKsu2OoRvLYF?slug=ti-scioscia062308&prov=yhoo&type=lgns'
Guardian Angel

Manager Mike Scioscia is known for fairness and consistency, yet he realizes each player requires a different touch.

diplololo @ nectar on halloween

Hi, just a reminder:
We are not to recycle "glass" especially any broken glass, in the compost area. Below is a pretty thorough list of what goes where.
Thanks for your attention to this.

can't compost glass? wtf at backwards city

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ha

"mount olympicos"

laughing too much about "mount olympicos"

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/ejaculateatamazon.jpg

Secret Recipes From McDonalds & Pizza Hut And Loads more

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS UNRAR IT AND YOU HAVE THE RECIPES THEN

you say uhh, i say yumm!

Girl Scout Cookies Thin Mints.txt 2.35 kB

Red Lobster Cheese Biscuits.txt 1.24 kB

^^^ OTM

kid tested, hoos approved:

DoubleTree Hotel Chocolate Chip Cookies.txt 2.21 kB

http://www.last.fm/tag/merodic%20punk

Cam'ron's new single is called Bottom of Her Pussy Hole

that is beyond uhh.

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/camron_main.jpg

http://nerdwithswag.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/camron-no-homo.jpg

Sekta started as a DJ in 1999 and has undergone a transformation that has evolved from his original hip-hop origins into a mish mash of electro, disco, house, hip-hop, favela funk, miami bass, baltimore with a collision of baltimore and old school reggae.

A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury heard yesterday (Tuesday).

Fadi Sbano, 38, even pretended to know a gynaecologist who advised him on how often to have intercourse with her and whether to thrust "slowly or quickly". And, on the "doctor's advice", he kept a clock on the bedside table to time the sessions.

The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor.

the man obsessed with chaki's ip is throwing stones?

― cbse admin (jergins), Wednesday, September 24, 2008 5:18 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

Hey! I am so excited about getting back into modeling. My modeling career was put on hold due to having a child and getting married. I am only 20 years old mind you. I will be honest with you, I may need a little couching, but I catch on quick.

pampero and circumstance

― lxy, Tuesday, September 30, 2008 9:36 PM

saw this on a bumper today
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e218/mc_roon/mormonlong.jpg

I am interested in buying a vintage enema; it's a Wearever open top. I have scoured the net and can't find it. Where can I find it?

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sch/gr2/nophoto3_48x48.gif
COOLGUY

when uhh became ahh

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when uhh continued to be uhh

http://www.manjunk.com/health.php

http://christiannymphos.wordpress.com/

My husband of 16 years and I have a blessed love life, but I grew up in a conservative household and sex was a dirty and sinful thing. If it wasn’t missionary with my DH, I felt guilty. A little guilty for being taken doggy-style, a lot guilty for my DH taking me that way in my rear and REALLY guilty for taking him that way.

http://christiannymphos.wordpress.com/2008/10/14/low-drivecan-you-help-me/

problems orgasming? Satan usually is the culprit behind things such as these.

does using manjunk make her DH feel guilty

i've had a very uhhy morning

http://a248.e.akamai.net/7/800/1128/1178160150/network.realmedia.com/RealMedia/ads/Creatives/OasDefault/DEF2002020001_38_NycSwim/nycswim_160x600d.jpg

a woman in my office just told me about a family night at her kids' school:

Nutrition and Math Fun Night

the kids do math competitions and win vegetables as prizes.

i will trade you writing my paper for your evan williams!

― tehresa, Tuesday, December 9, 2008 7:21 PM

worth a shot!

hey lxy what silly thing did u say last night that i rolled my eyes about?

never happened.

lol i was thinking i hadn't narrowed it down enough

BANTER!

on the street today:

obese girl in a NYMPHO RECOVERY CENTER sweatshirt, bright orange and dirty

http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2007/07/29/vintage_union_carbide_ad.jpg

Sadly, my daughter and I were snowed on for the Saterday afternoon show we had tickets for. We would like to take advantage of the offer to see the show on the 29th. Please let me know what we need to do.

H****** K***** M Ed.
Co- President Powerful Teaching and Learning Into Practice LLC
Certified Leadership Coach
Certified Extraordinary Leader Trainer

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/oopsie10pounds.jpg

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/highly_questionable_guitar_the.php

Puppets and prosthetics featured in Meet the Charities event Jan. 30

checker kate wished me a happy valentine's day

v uhh

kate likes my jeans

ok is it either that she'll glare at us or try to make friends?

yes. she's fucking weird, that girl.

maybe one of those "shy girls" who comes off cold when she's really just insecure?

nah she just sucks

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/arodcousin.jpg

http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads5/obama_painting_01.jpg

Tapemasters Inc Presents Rick Ross & 50 Cent - Deeper Than Beef (2009)

o_0

uhh lxy division

http://www.physorg.com/news158345849.html

Adult brain processes fractions 'effortlessly'

Although fractions are thought to be a difficult mathematical concept to learn, the adult brain encodes them automatically without conscious thought, according to new research in the April 8 issue of The Journal of Neuroscience.

haaaahaha

http://www.wickedliquid.com/drambuiecap.html

heated usb slippers
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/heatedusbslippers.jpg

http://www.bjornfranke.com/traces_of_an_imaginary_affair.htm

huh

pink tracksuit with matching bandana?

Everett Bus Injury Lawyer - www.hgfarber.com - WA Aggressive Bus Accident Attorney Free No Obligation Consultation!

my boss discovered lolcats today. i predict some pretty tedious emails to come.

also, the marketing department wants to advertise student jobs using lolcat-speak. i said no, don't but they think it will "appeal to the young people."

pink tracksuit with matching bandana?

this was you-know-who btw

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/strangedevice.jpg

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan eyeing tight end Tony Gonzalez as big target

http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/05/pregnant-dolls-from-edo-period-japan/

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/johnnyclarkeuhh.jpg

http://smashingtelly.com/2009/03/14/israeli-arms-dealers-bollywood-foray/

what in the hell
digging the fat girl backup dancer

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/colinhall/motheryoutube.jpg

uhh!

Coleen McLoughlin’s path to becoming the perfect WAG bride
Submitted by Kiran Pahwa on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 13:58.

* Coleen McLoughlin

Coleen McLoughlinLondon, May 19 : Coleen McLoughlin is leaving no stone unturned to make sure that she outshines every other football bride when she weds soccer star Wayne Rooney on June 12.

While the guests will be treated to anal fresco champagne reception and barbecue, bride-to-be Coleen has decided to follow her own diet.

Look who's back. Prince Nico Mbarga scored a huge hit in 1976
with Sweet Mother and eversince he sings about social and
family related matters. On this here album we hear about his
view on polygamy. Worn out cover but the LP itself
is still in quite good condition. Enjoy Nico Mbarga.

on this here album

more full-length LPs about polygamy i say

celebrity scales uhh

http://www.karltoomey.com/easyedit/pictures/Dial.jpg

museum of menstruation serious uhh, also serious ugh

lol @ that scale, roseanne heavier than mr. ed

Janine Sugawara sued PepsiCo, the makers of Quaker Oats and Cap’n Crunch, for $5 billion for fraud, misrepresentation, and breach of warranty. She said that the fictitious name (crunchberries) implied a nutritious content (real strawberries) that is contradicted by the actual contents (strawberry extract is 12th on the ingredient list).

Oh janine

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3351/3654678661_d2b4bdae9b_o.jpg

congratulations on your band's name:
http://www.discogs.com/artist/Angina+P
http://www.anginap.com

Earlier this week, New York Times columnist David Brooks wrote about how “the dignity code” has been “completely obliterated” in Washington, DC:

BROOKS: You know, all three of us spend a lot of time covering politicians and I don’t know about you guys, but in my view, they’re all emotional freaks of one sort or another. They’re guaranteed to invade your personal space, touch you. I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time.

opened iphone web browser on the bus with my last page already loaded: GIS for jonathan taylor thomas

IluvYeshuah Does Adam Yauch know #Jesus? I pray he does! 3 minutes ago from web

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get one for otto?

otto poured motor oil in his lawnmower's gas tank yesterday. uhh ballet people

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/dietelegraph.jpg

still a paper jam at the bagel place

from the economist
WHICH flavour of condom do you prefer? Strawberry, chocolate or banana, perhaps? Prostitutes in India opted for paan, or betel nut wrapped in a leaf, which many Indians chew as a digestive. Their answer persuaded HLL Lifecare, a company based in the state of Kerala, to market a paan-flavoured condom. The sheath takes its place alongside the company’s other offerings, including a textured condom and one that glows in the dark.

kompakt namedrops matos? weird.

Veteran dance music writer Michaelangelo Matos features Michael Mayer "Immer" (KOMPAKT) and Triple R "Friends" in his best of "eMusic Yearbook: 2002"!

washington post:

Correction

Thursday, December 3, 2009

A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.

"do you have family housing at the UW Forks campus?"
"uhh."

from a craigslist rideshare ad:

There is no smoking aloud in the car.

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/01/im_calling_it_sleep_suits_the.php

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/uhhmazon.jpg

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/jahwalton-touchherwhereshewantsitmo.jpg

Economics focus: Maddison counting
from The Economist: Full print edition

A long, passionate affair with numbers has finally come to an end

ANGUS MADDISON, who died on April 24th at the age of 83, described himself as a chiffrephile—a lover of figures. Like many men, he had his first serious crush at the age of 13. He read “How to Pay for the War”, by John Maynard Keynes

it took until i got to the word 'Keynes' to realize they were talking sums, not the female form. lol

lol u got man-brain

seattle craigslist > seattle > gigs > talent gigs

Need to hire a fetish clown (wallingford)
Date: 2010-05-19, 2:08PM PDT

Looking for sexy male or female fethish clown for a dirty 30 Bday party.

Email with questions rates and pics if you got them

Retired professional male (78) living in Seattle's Viewridge area seeks mature full time live-in personal assistant/companion/homemaker. Platonic relationship.

http://www.thecoolhunter.net/article/detail/1747/dutch-football-federation--2010-fifa-world-cup-tshirt.

Many Chinese fans find this sorry state of men's soccer particularly painful since China has a reasonable claim to have invented the game. Images from the Han Dynasty, before 220 B.C., show a game similar to soccer being played with a leather ball filled with hair.

those shirts!